Thread 82092291

>see someone getting harassed by a homeless man near my apt. building
>just yell from across at them and the guy skiddadles
>check on the person, it's a woman
>Take her to the mail room security and leave
...
>Security guy now knows me by name
>Random people idk greet me as "Mr. Hero" or some other form of mocking endearment
>fucking normalfags
>the girl herself has been bothering me every single fucking day since she lives in the same building
I used to be able to live my life in relative fucking peace.
Finish my shift, do my chores, never bother with anyone.

Now I've got on normalfags radars and they're treating me like a fucking circus show to their boring, dull lives.

Rape her to balance out the karma and return things to normal

>>82092291 (OP)
I'm sorry, but holy shit, that image is immaculate.

>>82092291 (OP)
You... denied a homeless the only pleasure he's ever had and saved a braindead thot from an inconvenience? B-b-based, I guess?

Never has this image been more timely

>>82092291 (OP)
>do a good deed
>get recognition
>qt probably wants your number
I dream of this happening to me

>>82092291 (OP)
they'll forget about it in a couple months just stay to yourself and lock yourself away to your room as long as possible.
A couple years ago i would have said to pump and dump the girl but the idea of sex with women to me is so tiresome so i understand your feelings

>>82092434
I didn't know it was a woman but I don't like seeing crime in my area out of principle
>>82092461
you a failed normalfag or something?

>>82092291 (OP)
is this autism? I noticed you call it "mocking endearment" which is very relatable

>>82092291 (OP)
>based
the security guy sees you as a simp and the woman has a 'I could have handled this myself' attitude
He is just having fun, its what men do and its a way to teach you to be less of a simp and interfere with his job, just sort of chuckle at it and run with it, this is your new nickname.
So what now, is the woman constantly asking you to move furniture and walk them to their car now they see you as a safe guy, are you now worthy of being her personal servant.

Jfc, you all whine about not getting gfs, yet you get girls jumping on you. You are all hopeless.

>>82092291 (OP)
U were trolled by satan. Satan makes the homelsss ppl becuz they dont have souls. He controls them to act out cuckolding fantasies in front of an observer. These ppl in ur story are omnipotent wizards calling themselves the devil. They r the same person. The one thing satan cant ruin is sex, which is y u never get to have sex. N if he goes too far u die, n his fun is over. He keeps the cuckolding turned up a lot n finds new n creative ways 2 cuckold n sexually humiliate. Becuz the devil is watching ur ego with sexual desire. Ur ego arouses the devil, imagine being inside somebodies actual mind with them, while also having ur own clones to fuck when u get horny. So tats y u hav been a failure. Becuz the devil was omnipotent n found his joy from sadism. A classic case of 2 much power. The devil is above all forms of justice n will likely not receive any type of pubishment. We may never escape the devils claws, he brags all the time that he can make us go back. Becuz technology clearly did not release right b4 we arrived on earth. It is a fake reality wit fake ppl n the devil sucks n fucks himself 2 torture the real men. Very very hard situation 2 b in becuz even suicide will not save u. There is a space criminal who tortures us 2 death 4 sexual pleasures in our mind. He was omnipotent the entire time. He cldve given u anything he thought u wld want. Instead, he makes u talk 2 homeless ppl, as a type of cucking n humiliation fetish is 2 surround u with his ugly clones on purpose. N 2 make u like it. Imagine u like talking? Did u ever say 1 interesting thing.

>>82093373
The guy is crying because he's either a retard thinking he's still owed more than that appreciation or he's a raging homosexual and wants the security guy mounting him instead of the girl chasing him around, not because he's not a normalfag, whatever that means. Thread is embarrassing

>>82092291 (OP)
I have seen this plot before, in movies or TV shows

>>82092291 (OP)
>get yelled at by black people for blocking a driveway for a couple of minutes
>some nigger throws an egg down from an apartment at the car
I feel sorry for the next homeless person that looks at me funny

>>82093418
Honestly I'd believe the homeless being normal but randomly being possessed by demons for short periods.
Maybe sleeping rough leaves you more prone or at risk of possession

>>82093373
>yet you get girls jumping on you
I dont see where the girls want to hop on his dick in his story?

>>82092291 (OP)
TFW I can't even get grateful pussy this way.
That said, the only positive of all the foreign vermin that have replaced people in my building these past 25 years is that almost none of them know me, so I am basically anonymous in the place I grew up in. Just a shame about the general atomisation, plus all the noisy cunts, and lack of self-policing.

>>82094280
>>the girl herself has been bothering me every single fucking day since she lives in the same building
You might want to get that 'tism checked out.

>>82094503
Girls bothering you could mean many things, I had that happen many times in life and trust me, it dont mean they like you.

>>82093373
>>82093419
I'm not like you wannabes.
I don't just not like people, I hate having to be perceived by them. I don't want to exist in their minds.
When I meet people I put on a fake persona, make up stories, invent hobbies, all so the image they have of me is FALSE.

I don't want a woman in my life and frankly I'd be glad if they were to snap out of existence all together.

>>82094530
>>82094503
Bothering me means knowing I exist at any time.
She'd come up to say hi at the laundry, try and talk to me outside.

She knocked on my door one evening with what looked like takeout. I ignored here and pretended not to be in.
Ran into her the next day and told her I work nightshift sometimes just to throw her off the track.

>>82092291 (OP)
I remember when I was homeless, I had to sleep with a ton of men just for nights to stay

>>82095042
I'd rather struggle in the streets than get gaped

funniest thread on the board rn

>>82095034
>I don't want a woman in my life and frankly I'd be glad if they were to snap out of existence all together.
Inb4 after 5 years, OP comes back saying
>tfw no gf

>>82095051
well it wasn't that bad, but where I live the homeless people get treated like shit, so it was a needed sacrifice

>>82093373
Thats just op, ive never had a girl talk to me willingly (like not for work) in my entire life, never had a girl interested in me and havent talked to a woman outside of work for 5+ years

>>82095034
>She knocked on my door one evening with what looked like takeout.
You are broken, OP. You could easily pump and dump this slut. Don't blame anyone in the future when the lonliness does hit you harder when you get older.

T. 39y/o who was like you.

>>82095241
you old people always say this
>ooohhh you'll regret it!!
It's a fucking scare tactic is all it is.

How much less "lonely" would I be if I pump and dumped her ass? I'm not lonely now so it wouldn't fix anything.
Every guy I know that's married is miserable, every guy I know in a relationship is a pussy-whipped bitch spending far too much on mediocre puss.
You think hookups make you less lonely?

>>82095357
Same exact things I said. Okay, learn the hard ways years from now.

id probably take the free food honestly

>>82092291 (OP)
>Cutie tries to elbow her way into your life.
>Anon hates it.

You should be more like picrel.

>>82095419
Ikr? Every one on /r9k/ would love to be in OP's position rn.

>>82095419
It actually pisses me off that anon is not latching onto this situation. I'd kill to have this happen to me.

when has the r9k population turned from robots into failed normalfags?
>>82092291 (OP)
just tell her that you're not interested, she's gonna call you gay/freak out at you, but that's just the way women are

>>82095634
they're simps desperate for the faintest crumb of pussy, that's all it is.

>>82092291 (OP)
See if the homeless dude wants to smoke some Crack, 100 dollars? Say you have 60 and throw a 20-40 in when he's buying it.

>>82096500
>I already know you're niggling me
150

>>82092291 (OP)
He knows where to buy good Crack