jacked off with vegetable oil and forgot to wipe it off and then i touched my mouse and now its all greasy. fml
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:56:07 AM
No.82092599
I have rubbing alcohol (70%) that I sprinkle on a paper towel and rub on my desk, my keyboard, my mouse
it works
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:56:16 AM
No.82092601
make sure you dispose of the oil down the sink. it lubricates the pipes so water flows better.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:57:04 AM
No.82092610
>>82092639
What compels someone to type this up and post this, this is the most trivial problem even humanly possible
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:59:36 AM
No.82092639
>>82092610
i can out-trivial this. i bought a pallet of Diet Coke cans. the delivery guy most have dropped them, half of them are dented and won't open properly. man ;__;
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:04:11 AM
No.82092690
>>82092579 (OP)
I have my foreskin so I don't suffer from such problems
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:13:52 AM
No.82092800
>>82092579 (OP)
>vegetable oil
and seed oils are bad for you. They can be absorbed through the skin. You should jack off with olive oil or beef tallow.
