Thread 82093065

any cute furries in r9k?

>>82093065 (OP)
I'm an ugly furry if you want, care to sniff my rancid jungle armpits?

>>82093072
MEEE

SEND DISCORD ASAP

>unoreganoli

>>82093090
What the fuck you nasty boy, I was joking

>>82093072
shit it misread. yes anon i will lick your delicious musk and clean you real good

>>82093102
oh...

>muted because hsjshdr

>>82093065 (OP)
Hello there. I mean. Awooo woof woof

>>82093065 (OP)
i wouldnt be on this website if i was attractive

This thread belongs in the >>>/trash/

>>82093174
*starts licking real good*

>>82093065 (OP)
I think im the only actual furry who has consistently used this board for the last 5 years.

I don't know why i do. I"m a faggot and i don't relate to the incel or porn threads. I just think it's funny. I probably should've fucked off to reddit or Discord but I'm apparently too weird for those.

>>82093197
i am actually quite okay. i think is more of me being a sperg that unable me to fuck

I know it's already been said but I'm also an ugly gay furry

>>82093216
>i think im the only actual furry who has consistently used this board for the last 5 years.

me too? how we havent meet each other yet?

>>82093216
Same. I wish I could make friends on discord but I don't know how, every general moves too fast and it feels like I'm trying to force myself into a friend group where I'm not welcome.

>>82093216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzv-SnIEXNo

>>82093211
*starts moaning and chuffing while spreading toe beans*
Found my weak spot

>>82093216
you should do a discord and we should talk there (and maybe fuck)

This is why I hate furries, you're all degen af and gross.

>>82093216
this + im not looking for sex which immediately makes 90% of furries want nothing to do with you

>>82093233
send discord

>unoreganonerogu

>>82093243
i lick between your toes beans cleaning your feet musk like crazy, almost in a rampage lust*

>>82093255
but you are already a furry anon

>>82093273
Tf you say to me you little shit? Avians are completely different.

>>82093296
Where are my scalie bros?

>>82093231
Because i never add anybody from here. I did once but they seemed dismissive and uninterested so i blocked them.
>>82093233
It's just that Discord is so cliquey and its really hard to find a group that isnt already established and wants new people. You should try talking to people in a game or something first and then forming a group from there
>>82093248
No
>>82093257
Yep i honestly don't care about sex anymore, i want a bf but I really don't want to have sexual conversations with people casually. It's too weird for me. For friendships, i would rather just be friends with straight people, because literally every furry i've met has tried to sexually come onto me somehow.

There are not ant cute furries. YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG

>>82093317
you are a boring ass nigger and probably overly emotional

>>82093327
Its not 2008 anymore grandpa, you're getting old.

>>82093317
>i would rather just be friends with straight people, because literally every furry i've met has tried to sexually come onto me somehow
yeah me too, its strange to know that im not the only one feeling this way
i hope we both eventually find what we're looking for, godspeed

>>82093308
Off in the background doing this and that.

>>82093343
>2008
Telling furries to yiff in hell never went away.

>>82093383
What the hell does yiff even stand for? I was late to the internet party

>>82093387
Young into fat fucks

>>82093269
*Presses my other smelly footpaw against your muzzle so it covers half of your face as I bite my lip and sigh with absolute enjoyment*
Good pup~

>>82093342
No, I just don't want to e-sex people i just met.
>>82093344
Just join a online community or something related to your interests, Discord or not. Its not hard to make friends if you try. I would stay away from any server that is explicitly furry related, though.

https://youtu.be/Ncfm6Fphhlo?si=egz4S9zGedZvnfki

>>82093387
yiff is how furries refer to furry sex

>>82093342
>person 1: hey you should totally dm we so we can have sex haha
>person 2: no thank you
>person 1: ugh youre a weird loser and i dont want to have sex with you anyways. im also adding a cute furry picture here because i am so wholesome and correct

>>82093437
ohhh god snifff~ i love when people call me good boy~ tell me that you have a discord where we can keep talking

>>82093514
what? do you want me to lie? we all know if someone is asking for your discord is to do sexting. specially if you are furry. i think it will be more shady if i didn't say that sex is what i am looking for. also, how are you a furry and not interested in sex? are fucking out of your mind?

>>82093514
There wouldn't actually be a getting to the sex part. It would literally just be weird e-rp for a few days and then they would get bored and move on to somebody else
>>82093533
>Here's why you should be addicted to porn and think about sex 24/7
>Yeah you should literally never talk to anybody ever except for sex (that will never happen)

you niggas need to take it to discord before janny has a tantrum

>>82093520
Sorry pup. I don't share my contact info here after some transphobic chud on /soc/ thought it would be so FUNNY to lolcow larp when all I was doing was offering an olive branch

>>82093533
>how are you a furry and not interested in sex? are fucking out of your mind?
i would like to have it but only with my boyfriend that i do not have yet (which is partly because its hard to form any sort of relationship with other furries without casual sex being a requirement)
im not mad at you or anything its just that your line of thinking is very common and its a little tiring for stuck-ups like me to deal with when trying to meet other furries

When are mods enforcing any fucking rule here ffs

>>82093549
Janny is a furry themselves like most trannies.

>>82093549
THATS WHAT I AM TRYING

>>82093547

>there wouldn't actually be a getting to the sex part. It would literally just be weird e-rp for a few days and then they would get bored and move on to somebody else

based? just like animals in heat

>>Here's why you should be addicted to porn and think about sex 24/7
>Yeah you should literally never talk to anybody ever except for sex (that will never happen)

yes

also, i know pic related is a zootopia abortion comic reference but i am extremely pro-life and extremely furry

>>82093572
are you trans? do you want my discord?

>>82093573
you need to take things more lightly. i said that we may have sex as implaying but never did say it was necessary. i am always happy to chat with other furries without needing to stick dick (or dick being sticked in me)

>>82093596
Yes I am. And don't worry about it. Thank you for the paw play. It's one of my favs

>>82093585
>based? just like animals in heat
At least an animal would be having sex, you would just be furiously jerking off to letters on a screen, then realize you're retarded afterwards
>yes
Ugh. Please get a hobby. You come across as creepy, and that's why nobody has given you their shitcord
> pro-life and extremely furry
Why would a gay be against abortion? Why even care

>>82093615
youre right i am being a little emotional
hope you get your dick wet soon anon

>>82093596
Its a PRIDE of lions dude. Whys it called tat huh? Satan got pretty creative. Its a school of fish. Do u get the jokes? He had a lot of time on his hands. N we r paying the ultimate price 4 his decision.

>>82093624
i am bisexual and i feel you are extremely repressed

I would try to be normal and nonsexual with furry friends but I'm so weak to the cutesy uwu shit it breaks down my willpower like nothing else.

>>82093704
I'm not repressed. I went through the whole gay horny furry thing a while back, and I don't want it anymore.

I want to be normal.
>>82093734
It's like how straight men can't be friends with women, and vice versa. It always gets sexual. Two gay men can't avoid being sexual with each other if they are friends long enough. You can only be truly friends with somebody you would never be attracted to.

>>82093753
>i'm not repressed. I went through the whole gay horny furry thing a while back, and I don't want it anymore


okay, good for you! no need to opress others...

>>82093753
>>82093785
>i want to be normal

i know anon, but your impulses are calling you... awooooooooo

>it's like how straight men can't be friends with women, and vice versa. It always gets sexual. Two gay men can't avoid being sexual with each other if they are friends long enough. You can only be truly friends with somebody you would never be attracted to

i have been best friends with a gay guy for the last 23 years and never had a single glimpse of atraction to each other even if we both have nasty gay sex with other dudes

>>82093785
Grr no, society should be my traditionalist heternormative paradise. >:(

Sex is WRONG and BAD, unless it's between people who LOVE each other. This is why gay marriage was created.
>>82093809
>i know anon, but your impulses are calling you... awooooooooo

Im still gay and a furry and identify as such, i just will avoid being friends with a furry unless i really like them as a person, and then MAYBE i would date them if we got along well enough but i would try to avoid sexual topics for the most part at first

>i have been best friends with a gay guy for the last 23 years and never had a single glimpse of atraction to each other even if we both have nasty gay sex with other dudes

How.. Are you both like really ugly or something

>>82093850
he is ugly, i am more handsome but not by far

>im still gay and a furry and identify as such, i just will avoid being friends with a furry unless i really like them as a person, and then MAYBE i would date them if we got along well enough but i would try to avoid sexual topics for the most part at first

i really want to be your friend and your friend alone, why can't add me on shitscord?