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Anonymous No.82093512 >>82093517
Everybody is an insane fat blob but it's my fault that I can't get a gf even though marriage rates are plummeting and home ownership rates are plummeting and young male and female virginity is skyrocketing and mental illness is skyrocketing and cost-of-living is rising rapidly and every foid is a braindead retarded psychotic whore with 100000000 bodies or a cold calculating psychopath who will use her body to manipulate you and I am the only person in the world capable of true love.
I am better than everyone else and I deserve a pure, kind-hearted VIRGIN girl with freckles and light eyes and brunette hair which is styled as to reveal the nape of her neck. She MUST like the outdoors and reading and painting and hiking and dress like a boy but a boy out of a jcpenny ad from the 2000s like graphic tees and the like and she must eat all of the meals that I cook for her. This is the absolute bare minimum that I am owed by the universe for my greatness. I am a tall, handsome, muscular, funny, charismatic, well-endowed, generous, humble, gentleman and I deserve as much. The idea that people who date are more kind or moral is absolutely laughable. Just think of all the dysfunctional relationships that you know of. Absent parents, abuse, alcoholism, cheating. I would do none of that and take excellent care of my foid and yet... It is likely because of my incredibly high IQ (reminder, people with mentally retarded-tier IQs (60 and below) have more kids on avg than people with 145 iqs) what a retarded curse. FUCK THIS GAY SOCIETY GIVE ME A GF NOW!
Anonymous No.82093517
>>82093512 (OP)
another chad pumped and dumped you huh?