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Anonymous No.82094582 >>82094601 >>82094663 >>82094810 >>82094863
I want to hold a cute femoid on my lap and rub her clit while making out till she cooms in my arms. I think that would be really romantic.
Anonymous No.82094601 >>82094626 >>82095694
>>82094582 (OP)
Every guy wants to do that. Girls have extremely high standards and probably wont let you make love to them unless youre a very strong man. Youre probably a loser. Ive also not had sex before, for some reason life is happening. Like theres no way to make the pain stop and i have to live in constant pain. Just because i was unlucky. Thats actually so terrible. Thats so bad i can hardly write about it. The fact that pain exists and that i am made to feel so much pain is horrible.
Anonymous No.82094626 >>82094649
>>82094601
I never said I was a virgin though, I had segz with a couple girls. Both times I had sex before was when I was a broke unemployed loser. The main issue is finding someone that I can actually have a stable relationship with. Getting laid is really easy if you have low standards
Anonymous No.82094649 >>82095134
>>82094626
Every guy wants a stable relationship and food and shelter. Image how badly Indian guys want to knock up a girl too? U probably dont have to imagine what its like to be a poo.
Anonymous No.82094663 >>82094679 >>82094870
>>82094582 (OP)
You could've had this if you were born white.
Anonymous No.82094679 >>82094715 >>82094728 >>82095967
>>82094663
If only it were possible for me to be blonde, its so over
Anonymous No.82094715 >>82094734
>>82094679
That's a spooky hand
Anonymous No.82094728
>>82094679
You should try to commit suicide by gunshot in your head
Anonymous No.82094734 >>82094739 >>82095945
>>82094715
I am just lanky
Anonymous No.82094739
>>82094734
Do they let you do the probing back on the ship or no
Anonymous No.82094810
>>82094582 (OP)
Very nice sex position, needs at least two more guys in the picture and they need to be better looking though.
Anonymous No.82094863 >>82094866 >>82094876 >>82094885 >>82094966 >>82095055 >>82095592 >>82095832 >>82097191
>>82094582 (OP)
Off topic but do you boys care about hip dips? I'm very insecure of mine and I don't want to make an entire thread about it.
Anonymous No.82094866 >>82095643
>>82094863
No.
It doesn't matter. Just have nice tits.
Anonymous No.82094870
>>82094663
I am white-passing. Is it over?
Anonymous No.82094876
>>82094863
While I am guessing no hip dips is generally considered more attractive, this is a very minor aspect and not a major concern.
Anonymous No.82094885
>>82094863
yes, they're hideous and can absolutely ruin a good looking ass
Anonymous No.82094901 >>82094935 >>82094949
Fellas, I am getting so desperate that I am thinking of actually going outside.
I have absolutely 0 hopes of finding someone I am interested in, but in the extremely unlikely event that it happens, how do I talk to a woman?
>h-hey...
>sorry, nvm...
Is that a good gameplan?
Anonymous No.82094935
>>82094901
I almost downloaded Tinder... a new low has been reached.
Anonymous No.82094949 >>82095102
>>82094901
Throw yourself at her feet and start mewling pathetically while kissing her boots. Tell her you can't live without her and call her mommy over and over until she spits on you
Anonymous No.82094966
>>82094863
It doesn't matter, all that matters is that ur not fat.
Anonymous No.82095055
>>82094863
They can be cute. I think it depends on your build. Sometimes it looks good and sometimes not. Not super important to most guys I think.
Anonymous No.82095102 >>82095185
>>82094949
>Tell her you can't live without her and call her mommy over and over until she spits on you
Hot. You think she'd do that?
Anonymous No.82095134
>>82094649
Then they should stay in India and quit trying to invade the entire planet with their shit genes and culture. We all hate them. They need to go back and fix their shithole. They are so desperate they are now invading Russia, the Balkans, even the fucking Caucuses!! What deals did our sellout leaders sign with Modi to mass deport their poos to our lands?
Anonymous No.82095185 >>82095606
>>82095102
I mean. I know I would
Anonymous No.82095592
>>82094863
Hip dips are fucking amazing, my gf has them and it's hot as fuck.
Anonymous No.82095606 >>82095646
>>82095185
>OTL
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Anonymous No.82095643 >>82095644
>>82094866
NTA but it's over
>Saggy tits and hip dips
Anonymous No.82095644 >>82095658
>>82095643
>saggy
Are they big?
Anonymous No.82095646 >>82095699
>>82095606
Ugh. Pathetic display~
Anonymous No.82095658 >>82095671
>>82095644
Does it matter? It's over
Anonymous No.82095671 >>82095706 >>82095707
>>82095658
>Does it matter?
Yes. If they're big, they're nice.
Anonymous No.82095694 >>82095712
>>82094601
No anon, most of them just want to stick their dick in one, and rightfully so.
This:
>Muh, I want to pleasure someone else and get nothing in return
Is not only a sign of weakness, it also attracts entitled little shits.
Anonymous No.82095699
>>82095646
Extremely originally
Anonymous No.82095706 >>82095728
>>82095671
they arent big sadly I have thlse weird triangular shapes that sag
Anonymous No.82095707 >>82095725 >>82095728
>>82095671
Dunno, mine got called fucking disgusting. It's over
Anonymous No.82095712 >>82095753
>>82095694
>want to pleasure someone else and get nothing in retur
I get off on making her feel good. She will do the same for me.
Anonymous No.82095725 >>82095760
>>82095707
suit yourself how saggy are they
Anonymous No.82095728 >>82095755 >>82095760
>>82095707
>Dunno, mine got called fucking disgusting. It's over
When? Where? Who are you? Cup size?
>>82095706
Are they tuberous?
Anonymous No.82095753 >>82095772
>>82095712
Absolute weakness and unattractive.
Never show weakness anon. The first look requires no pieces, it is the look into the eye of one's opponent, the piercing glare of a man possessed, the frozen stare of a champion. Search his heart for fear, show him none in return.

Never show any weakness.
Anonymous No.82095755 >>82095772
>>82095728
I think so yeah its over for me isnt it
Anonymous No.82095760 >>82095782
>>82095725
>>82095728
Come on, anons already have seen it yesterday
Anonymous No.82095772 >>82095952
>>82095753
She is not my foe. She is my gf (hypothetical)
>>82095755
Nah, I've seen anons into it.
I like them big though.
Anonymous No.82095782 >>82095843
>>82095760
Where? When? Who are you?
Anonymous No.82095832
>>82094863
Yes, we like wide hips. It's only natural.
Anonymous No.82095843 >>82095856
>>82095782
In that thread asking if getting boobs being played with feels good
Anonymous No.82095856 >>82095918
>>82095843
I told you they were nice. Let me play with them.
Anonymous No.82095918 >>82095925
>>82095856
But I am not saying it was you. I know they are ugly but the other anon could have been less cruel kek
Anonymous No.82095925 >>82095933
>>82095918
>But I am not saying it was you.
You posted them in reply to me. It's literally still there. Let me play with them.
Anonymous No.82095933 >>82095946 >>82095982
>>82095925
Oh, my bad. I was explaining the situation
Anonymous No.82095945
>>82094734
I bet you have a beautiful cock
Anonymous No.82095946 >>82095982 >>82095997
>>82095933
So let me fondle you or something.
Anonymous No.82095952 >>82095961
>>82095772
And that mentality is weakness anon, weakness.
The customer, the lover, the client, they are prey and to be seen as such.
Show no weakness and smell blood in the water.
Anonymous No.82095961
>>82095952
I don't give a fuck, anon. I would make my gf cum a lot.
Anonymous No.82095967
>>82094679
Your hands are perfect, lanky guys are S tier
Anonymous No.82095982
>>82095946
>>82095933
Don't ignore me this time
Anonymous No.82095997 >>82096004
>>82095946
Kek how could you even do this? I am not next to you p
Anonymous No.82096004
>>82095997
Teleportation. I was born with that ability. Don't tell anyone though, or the government will want to experiment on me.
Let me.
Anonymous No.82097191
>>82094863
well obviously it depends on how severe it is
post yours or an example