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Anonymous No.82094705 >>82094719 >>82094730 >>82094831 >>82094832 >>82095786 >>82096867
a girl fell asleep on my shoulder on the train and i imagined a whole life together
then i had to get off at my stop
Anonymous No.82094719 >>82094730
>>82094705 (OP)
Shes probably having anal sex with a huge jawed chad right now. All the girls do that. You shouldve tried to kiss her head to at least experience what its like. Because you probably wont ever get to be a chad. Some guys just dont get to have sex on the train with complete strangers for some reason. Lots of chads have sex on the transit though I hear them moaning a lot. Prime suifuel.
Anonymous No.82094730
>>82094705 (OP)
Cute
>>82094719
Mental illness
Anonymous No.82094831
>>82094705 (OP)
>a girl fell asleep on my shoulder on the train and i imagined a whole life together
You need to catmaxx anon. You think a cat cares about bitches? Hes just happy being chill & existing. He vibes and bitches come to him. Maybe you can learn to just exist and be happy too.
Anonymous No.82094832 >>82094842 >>82094882
>>82094705 (OP)
>a girl fell asleep on my shoulder on the train
this is how I met my boyfriend anon, I fell asleep on his shoulder, should have done something
Anonymous No.82094842
>>82094832
>this is how I met my boyfriend anon, I fell asleep on his shoulder, should have done something
And then you woke up. BTW that BL yaoi character you're in love with isn't real and never will be.
Anonymous No.82094882 >>82094954 >>82095761
>>82094832
what should i have done? what would i say? i'm so clueless lol
this is going to haunt me forever now
Anonymous No.82094954
>>82094882
>what should i have done? what would i say? i'm so clueless lol
Do you look like picrel?
No?
Then you had no chance. The end.
Anonymous No.82095761
>>82094882
I think the best you can do is give a kind compliment and see where it goes, if she's interested you'll get it, if she's just being polite but cold that's your clue to delta. Don't listen to the incels saying you won't have a chance if you're not a model or someshit, doesn't matter, you could be drop dead gorgeous and rude and no serious girl would want you, it's all about how you talk to them, if they are not interested you just have to accept that and hope for the next time.
An0nymous No.82095786
>>82094705 (OP)
>a girl fell asleep on my shoulder on the train and i imagined a whole life together
What was it like, anon?
Anonymous No.82096867
>>82094705 (OP)
I fell asleep on a girl's shoulder on an airplane and then immediately woke up and apologized to her. She just laughed at me and said it was fine.