Thread 82095367

>>82095367 (OP)
What if he isn't into women?

>>82095367 (OP)
He's actually not overly bulky once you take the pump away and women will coom over the veins. He could be leaner but skinnyfat twinkcels are delusional

>>82095381
Why us he shitting himself?

>>82095367 (OP)
It does but only if you were already attractive OP

>>82095367 (OP)
do men really think that is hot? i dont think i found that good looking even back when i was a man

>>82095388
>Not poopmaxxing
Ngmi

I promise you that guy gets women.

>>82095367 (OP)
>>82095392
You are both trannies that jack off to muscled up niggers and spam our board with it

>>82095403
Lil bro is a hamster

>>82095409
The small bug or grass FEARS the hamsterchad

>>82095381
He doesn't even really look pumped tho. he just looks cramped with his veins protruding weirdly.
He has flat skinny boy breasts. Looks more like a cyclist body imo.

>>82095425
He kind of does but even then it's obvious that he is flexing. And nah cyclists are even more underdeveloped.
Im not here to fitpost though when my point is indeed that he isnt a musclemonster women find unattractive nor is he a skinnyfat twinkcels deluding himself into thinking women hate any muscle.

>>82095432
>twink
Why are you gay?

>>82095406
>that jack off to muscled up niggers and spam our board with it
i never did this

>>82095438
Yeah whatever *shits in your sippy cup*

>>82095457
Do you like twinkd shitting in your sippy cup?

>>82095464
Do you like turkmeni food?

>>82095367 (OP)
Why does he look like that? No woman will ever like that kek

Men are either supposed to be as strong as they can or as smart as they can (giganerds) or, in the rare case where a person is talented enough, both. Most of us have to choose one or the other though.

>>82095480
eh by "smart" i also meant wise as a possibility too. not just nerd (academically smart)

>>82095367 (OP)
i never wanted to be big, only dense.

i grew up to be a sex haver

>>82095367 (OP)
Most women don't like jacked dudes honestly thats just the idea that incels have and what porn does to people.

>>82095367 (OP)
He's pretty good looking as is if he had the body to match he'd be 10/10

>>82095367 (OP)
Legit has a 9/10 face imagine if his shoulders were wider and he grew put his chest fuck you auntie/unc

>>82095480
Chip Skylark is thin and hes a total heartthrob. U just need to have a good notational algorithm and speak smartly n fairly to get anything u want

>>82095367 (OP)
i just want to be built like a god my dude its got nothing to do with women

>>82096030
Jesus is always portrayed as an anorexic dude with long hair

>>82096038
ok greek god then

>>82096028
idk who that is but i can already tell he's probably got good muscle definition and a six pack, since "thin" to women actually means "muscular, but not on steroids".

>>82095432
depends on the kind of cycling and the position.
Climbers tend to be extremely light, while sprinters tend to have also more upper body strength.
Also about the pump, not a gymcel here, but I've lifted some wheight and when you get a good pump your skin gets more reddish and your muscles swell significantly. His breasts would look more full.

>>82096045
How did men even get to fuck women before the barbell?

>>82096054
How did men get women before making 6 figures and being 6' tall? Standards change lil bro

>>82096028
https://fairlyoddparents.fandom.com/wiki/Love_at_First_Height
>Timmy wishes he was taller, becomes tall and lean, women simp for him
>>82096048
He is from fairly odd parents

>>82096065
It'd be even hotter if he was a billionaire I get it

>>82096053
He is just a 16 year old. I hate bodybuilder tits myself and prefer silver era booba at best. Track cyclists are just different beasts who need to pump up above otherwise they'll look like walking dicks lol.
It does look like he took the pics in a gym tho
https://www.reddit.com/r/fit/comments/1mibecu/8_months_of_lifting_how_do_i_look/

women be like
>this will increase my rank within the female hierarchy

I'm not even going to imply that they would do anything because men might like it because I'm not delusional.

>>82096053
>>82096142
And even if you do it all it might not be enough as a burst event rider.

>>82096142
Don't you wanna be top heavy

>>82096204
I am but I know pecs arent that important for the wideness. I hate the bursting at the seams or balloon muscles look. Picrel is extreme but even slightly less than that looks off to me.
And looking at the other pics of the op picrel he doesnt look that underdeveloped muscle wise.

>>82096241
Are you a dude or an chick, I mean if you're super high test through puberty don't you grow wide? Yeah if my daughter brought him home I'm shoving him into a wall and punching him through it.

I was under the assumption that being strong is masculine not some bulbous freak that showed up to the karate gym 1mo into steroids.

>>82096241
And op pic is honestly very good genetics he shouldn't have roided, I've seen dozens of people turn into a sentient couch because they couldn't lift weights for a year and their wife is ugly as shit.

>>82095367 (OP)
No it wont get back down there faggot

>>82096142
>He is just a 16 year old
fair, a skinny boy trying to gain mass, doing good, but no full body builder yet.

>otherwise they'll look like walking dicks
these are pros they don't have any unnecessary muscles for aesthetics. You use the upper body and core to stabilize and pump more force more efficiently into the pedals.

>>82096409
I was just referring to the lats vs pecs thing for wideness.
And the dude in my pecril is simeon panda, pretty big name and he doesnt look that bad, especially when his pecs are more "flat" but thats my opinion. https://www.instagram.com/simeonpanda/
I know modern bodybuilding loves the booba, I just dont care for it.
>>82096472
Yeah I know trust me Im looking forward to a vuelta without pogacar. Just saying that their physiques still look unbalanced despite their hard training otherwise. Not that it matters if you are a top athlete but you cant tell me that a forstemann doesnt look off if he had similar ratios albeit less muscular and was just a normal guy.

>>82096544
>Pecril
Picrel lmao enough muscle nonsense for me today

>>82095367 (OP)
This guy has to inject half of what he's injecting if he wants to live pass 30.

>>82095392
You're either a tranny or an ugly obese sheboon. Either way, your opinion doesn't matter.

>>82095367 (OP)
Men want the admiration of other men. Very, very few men who keep lifting have any pretense of getting women.
Still, if you get good at it you will attract women because women like men who're popular with other men

>>82096028
No. That's the "just be famous bro effect". Chip Skylark wouldn't be considered hot if he wasn't famous.
Women care too much about social status, that's all.

>>82096038
Not really. Plenty of Catholic imagery has a buff Jesus.
How else do you think that he carried the cross to the top?

>durrrruh womyn acktually find dis hot????
Yes, for thousands of years women have coomed over muscular men. The only women who find skinnyfat men attractive are the mentally ill ones.

>>82097522
>The only women who find skinnyfat men attractive are the mentally ill ones.

>>82097668
you think that's hot? bro would struggle to bench 1 plate for reps.

>>82097705
He could bend your gf tho

>>82097717
you mean she (my imaginary gf) would bend over willingly for him, maybe.

a slight shoulder bump from me would send him swaying

>>82097717
The only girl he would be bend by is the aufseherin after she finds that he has escaped from the concentration camp

>>82097832
Honestly, not a bad option

>>82095367 (OP)
Don't care, still going to keep lifting and get stronger

i dont think you femcels realize how hard our muscles are. sure it looks like shit when we take phone selfies on a dated phone with no filters, especially compared to professionally shot pictures with the lighting down to a science.

but if you ever touched our muscles you would know how heavy, hard and dense we are. you wont be able to resist

>>82097839
Not after you see the dog behind

>>82097668
>"skinny"
>has defined muscles
>ribs aren't visible
Not skinny.

>>82095367 (OP)
>nanomachines, blud

>>82098020
>>82097668
He's starving.

>>82096028
Chip Skylark isn't real

>>82096077
>Timmy wishes he was taller
>Psychopathic teenage girl falls in love with him

tight asian pussy

>>82098495
Not just vicky
https://youtu.be/Bx8yMR6wulA
At 6:50, it's everyone.
And then at the end of the episode
>Being tall doesn't make you a better person, just dreamier
Looking back, vicky is a crazy femcel that would make chad dependent on her. She even mentioned that she would leave him if she found someone hotter lol

>>82098616
Vicky isn't a femcel. She's to Stacy what Brad is to Chad. An asshole with delusions of grandeur

>>82095367 (OP)
>hits you with that need to shit face

I will never be a gymcel coper. I know my place at the bottom of the sociosexual hierarchy and no amount of muscle will change that

>>82095367 (OP)
necklaces are gay