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Anonymous No.82098743 >>82098754 >>82098778 >>82098893 >>82098963 >>82099118
Normies asked me if I was a virgin
So some days ago at work a girl asked me if I did my first time (I obviously lied and said "yes" to not cause a scene since the girl actually make me laugh and is not that annoying)
But my question is why would normies do that though? Why would they care?
If someone brave enough actually said "yes I'm virgin" then what? What would normies actually say after this?
Anonymous No.82098754
>>82098743 (OP)
>What would normies actually say after this?
Would you like to lose it to me?
Anonymous No.82098778 >>82098793
>>82098743 (OP)
How young are you? Nobody would ask you this if you're past your early 20s, unless a woman is seriously getting "inexperience" vibes from you, and wants a conclusive reason to cut you off.
Anonymous No.82098793 >>82098803
>>82098778
Young? I'm 26, also she asked this question to a colleague next to me because he brings that up
Anonymous No.82098803 >>82098830
>>82098793
Wait, so she didn't actually ask you, but some other guy, because that other guy brings it up a lot? I'm so confused. Give me a run down of what happened.
Anonymous No.82098830 >>82098947 >>82100551
>>82098803
Well I'm not sure about what happened because I didn't listen to their conversation
But when she asked him if he has done his first time, I panicked internally and tgought "oh shit, she going to asked me next, isn't she?" And she did and I lied
Anonymous No.82098893
>>82098743 (OP)
They would acknowledge you as the chosen one.
Anonymous No.82098947
>>82098830
I think it's best to just not mention how many women you've had sex with, regardless of whether the number is 0 or 1000. You have to give off the impression that you're experienced, but when asked directly, it's better to joke about it without giving away the precise number. You can make up an unbelievably high or low number to fuck around, but make sure that it comes across as facetious.
Anonymous No.82098963
>>82098743 (OP)
They are looking for a reason to shit on you, remember normies are wild animals
Anonymous No.82099118 >>82100273
>>82098743 (OP)
I would have made them guess.
Anonymous No.82100273
>>82099118
If you said that thry would assume you are a virgin
Anonymous No.82100551 >>82101006
>>82098830
happens all the time to me too im 24 by the way.
I learnt to lie and avoid sex conversations whenever i could.
My chart is usually
>Friends and Family
the truth more or less
>"Friends"/acquaintances
Lie unless they know a friend(rare)
>School
Lie unless its a small school group and more intimate then somewhat the truth
>work
Lie i'm not dealing with a humiliation ritual at work of all places
just keep lying and limit it to something believable. All my sexual escapade lies i got from listening to hours of low tier god so they are somewhat believable based on my personality
Anonymous No.82101006 >>82101099
>>82100551
Relistically what would happen if you say "yes, and then? What?" without sluttering and having a voice crack
Anonymous No.82101099
>>82101006
What do you mean?
Like if they ask me "how did you have sex?"
if thats what you mean respond with a platitude like
"gentlemen don't kiss and tell" or something normies brains change frequency the minute they hear a platitude.
i've always been desensitized to lying especially to protect my image so i never stutter or voice crack i've been masking borderline psychopathy and social retardation for 19yrs im not folding that easily