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Anonymous No.82099685 >>82099705 >>82099710 >>82099718 >>82099719 >>82099723 >>82099728 >>82099851 >>82099903 >>82099991 >>82100851
>no man will ever want to marry you
You promise. Say on god rn. . .
Anonymous No.82099705
>>82099685 (OP)
You didnt need to make a thread for this.
Anonymous No.82099710 >>82099726
>>82099685 (OP)
If youre a cis girl too, you give such cute vibes youd be an adorable gf ^-^
Anonymous No.82099718
>>82099685 (OP)
man don't wanna marry trannies you freak
Anonymous No.82099719
>>82099685 (OP)
oebhjx xtllal wuep frbfz.
Anonymous No.82099723 >>82099735 >>82099745
>>82099685 (OP)
>no man will ever want to marry you

Men pretend it's such an insult to women lol
Anonymous No.82099726 >>82099788 >>82099837 >>82100660
>>82099710
>im fat
>im black
>im vulgar and drink daily
>i dont shave
Fuck no lol
Anonymous No.82099728 >>82099751
>>82099685 (OP)
Bitch I'll fucking slap the black right out of you.
Anonymous No.82099735 >>82099757
>>82099723
Being told no one wants to marry me means I can start hagmaxxing. I will buy a house in the middle of a swamp and sit on my rocking chair while I chew tobacco
Anonymous No.82099745 >>82099766
>>82099723
>You are only pump and dump material
Women seethe about this tho
Anonymous No.82099751 >>82099804
>>82099728
And notice how you saying this over 4chan and not to my face. Yeah, impossible KEK
Anonymous No.82099757 >>82099779
>>82099735
The only maxxing you'll do is fatmaxxing and dying when your 40yo from obesity related diseases. No one wants you fatty.
Anonymous No.82099766 >>82099793
>>82099745
Good thing I dont plan on having sex so this means nothing at all
Anonymous No.82099779
>>82099757
>thinks the world will be around by the time we are 40
And who asked
Anonymous No.82099788 >>82099807
>>82099726
>>im fat
>>im black
>>im vulgar and drink daily
>>i dont shave
Ah yes, the perfect gf. Although you should switch to weed instead of drinking. You'll thank me later.
Anonymous No.82099793
>>82099766
Okay but it said women, not you individually.
Anonymous No.82099804 >>82099817 >>82099839
>>82099751
Listen here tranny, I'm so dark and mean I'll fucking rip your guts out of your asshole and wrap them around your god damn neck. I'll put your eyeballs in bowl of grapes and eat them mother fuckers and be happy to do it. I'll laugh about it.
Anonymous No.82099807 >>82099838
>>82099788
Yeah no. Im a alcoholic and beat people
Anonymous No.82099817
>>82099804
Not reading all that. Congratulations or sorry that happened to you anon
Anonymous No.82099837
>>82099726
>don't shave
oh god oh fuck oh yes
YES! YES!
Anonymous No.82099838 >>82099849
>>82099807
>Im a alcoholic and beat people
The beating people is fine. Really the alcoholism is your only flaw. As I'm sober now and will not be going back to drinking. I'd quit too, if I were you.
Anonymous No.82099839
>>82099804
I can't stop thinking of this emo ass dog, I'm cackling.
Anonymous No.82099849 >>82099912
>>82099838
Been drinking since I was 7 and dont plan on stopping any time soon. I smoke like chimney
Anonymous No.82099851 >>82099869 >>82099890
>>82099685 (OP)
Are you the black anon that keeps posting picrel? Is that you? You're cute.
Anonymous No.82099869
>>82099851
Nope. Not me. Thats some random egirl
Anonymous No.82099890
>>82099851
Yep, that's me, why?
Anonymous No.82099903 >>82099911
>>82099685 (OP)
My favorite alcoholic robot is posting again. How you doing today?
Anonymous No.82099911 >>82099976 >>82100017
>>82099903
I need to go out and buy another drinky for myself. I made weed brownies yesterday and today I picked out my timetable for college
Anonymous No.82099912 >>82099933
>>82099849
>dont plan on stopping any time soon
I can't believe this. I replied to your thread and you won't change a major aspect of your life for me? I guess this really isn't gonna workout
>smoke like chimney
Newports?
Anonymous No.82099933 >>82099962
>>82099912
Only pall mall anon
Anonymous No.82099962 >>82099987 >>82100017 >>82100128
>>82099933
>pall mall
You'd smell like my grandma's house when I was a kid. Would make me feel nostalgic. Marry me
Anonymous No.82099976
>>82099911
Good luck with college. I hated college. Hope you have better time then I did.
Anonymous No.82099987 >>82100004 >>82100128
>>82099962
My heart is for fictional men only and yaoi
Anonymous No.82099991 >>82100017 >>82100050 >>82100128
>>82099685 (OP)
Ayoo let's get married anon. I can fix you fr.
Anonymous No.82100004 >>82100050
>>82099987
Okay well.. you don't know what you're missing. Enjoy your yaoi and good luck at college.
Anonymous No.82100017 >>82100050 >>82100128
>>82099962
>>82099991
Fuck you she's MINE, Go find some other femcel.
>>82099911
>today I picked out my timetable for college
So you're a high schooler? This just keeps getting better all the time. Hehehe
Anonymous No.82100050
>>82100017
Im 22 years old and unemployed. >>82100004
Thanks anon
>>82099991
Yeah no lol
Anonymous No.82100128 >>82100155 >>82100207
>>82099962
>>82099991
>>82099987
>>82100017
Total.simp.death. You omega tier losers trying to hit on Shaniqua here and you still got BTFO LOL. How does it feel LMAO LOL?
Anonymous No.82100155 >>82100195
>>82100128
>Shaniqua
Couldnt come up with something original faggot
Anonymous No.82100195 >>82100223
>>82100155
STFU whore. You want attention ok here's your (You).
Anonymous No.82100207 >>82100236
>>82100128
I said they smelled like my grandma's house. And while it's true that meemaw loved her pall malls, I'm very obviously just messing around.
Anonymous No.82100223 >>82100319
>>82100195
>Yap yap yap yap
Sdiybt
Anonymous No.82100236
>>82100207
People cannot take a joke on here. Truly amazing site
Anonymous No.82100241 >>82100266
tfw no fat ugly alcoholic nigger gf to get into fist fights and have gross sex with
Anonymous No.82100266
>>82100241
And you never will!!! KEYAYAAYAHHAAAA
Anonymous No.82100319 >>82100353
>>82100223
>Skibiditybalahffnejtnsnejr
Sorry I dont speak Gen-A MFer.
Anonymous No.82100353 >>82100437
>>82100319
Not reading all that. Start digging in your butt twin
Anonymous No.82100437 >>82100587
>>82100353
Ohhh, it's that dig your butt twin meme.
Sorry I called you gen-A that was uncalled for.
Anonymous No.82100587
>>82100437
So let me get this straight, zoomers of all people are making fun of how gen-a talks... ...are you for real?
Anonymous No.82100660 >>82100685
>>82099726
>im fat
Nigger
>im black
Nigger
>im vulgar and drink daily
Nigger
>i dont shave
Nigger
Anonymous No.82100685
>>82100660
>gay
>faggot
>retard
Anyways
Anonymous No.82100851 >>82100880 >>82100887
>>82099685 (OP)
I bet you're more pretty then you think you are. And you're probably fun to be around, let's be friends and go play arcade games at round1 and go have bubble tea and buy popmart figures.
Anonymous No.82100880 >>82100984
>>82100851
>probably pretty
My face has been compared to a squished pig
>arcade
Sounds fun
>bubble tea
Why yes
>popmart figures
Over consumption and waste of plastic desu
Anonymous No.82100887
>>82100851
You know exactly what to do faggot
Anonymous No.82100984 >>82101013 >>82101040
>>82100880
>My face has been compared to a squished pig
Well I don't judge people I'm trying to be friends with by looks (unless they're like pockmarked junkies). Besides youre probably over estimating how bad you look &/or if you lost weight you'd be hot (if being hot matters to you).
>Sounds fun
Yeah round one has a lot of Japanese arcade games. I'm good at the rhythm games, the dance games and the UFO catcher.
>Why yes
What is your favorite bubble tea brand? Happylemon? 85c? Coco? sharetea? Please don't say jackinthebox.
>Over consumption and waste of plastic desu
You don't like Labubu's? I thought girls loved these things.
Anonymous No.82101013
>>82100984
KYS loser. KYS KYS KYS
Anonymous No.82101040
>>82100984
>Only normie girls are really into them. I just think their a waste of money
>cha time is the best