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Anonymous No.82100458 >>82100479 >>82100495 >>82100502 >>82100523 >>82100529
Gf: "Hehehe you don't understand how much I like (insert male celebrity here)"
>Proceeds to send me a screenshot of her top five celebrities she would like to fuck
I fucking hate women so much.
Anonymous No.82100479
>>82100458 (OP)
You get what you deserve, normalfag.
Anonymous No.82100495
>>82100458 (OP)
Having a gf is just another humiliation ritual if you're not Chad
Anonymous No.82100502
>>82100458 (OP)
All women having a celebrity crush a good reason to be a volcel
Anonymous No.82100523
>>82100458 (OP)
Show her the top 5 porn stars you goon to
Anonymous No.82100529 >>82100707
>>82100458 (OP)
That's why you join in and send her a list of the female celebs you'd do
Anonymous No.82100573
Break up with her for and say its for flagrant insubordination so it seems quirky and funny but also so you can get away from someone who didn't care about you safely and without vindictive danger.
Anonymous No.82100707
>>82100529
That's what I'm going to do