Thread 82100741

>>82100741 (OP)
Oh man, rip to him
>send flowers to your dasher
FUCKING LMAO what a dystopia that even that is commercialized

>>82100741 (OP)
Ofcourse ohio was involved skull emoji

>>82100753
>Tip the ambulance who picked up your Dasher?
>50%, 80%, 100%

>>82100741 (OP)
if there was an accident and it was report on the app the driver is probably alive because they sent the notification 99% of the time.
something similar happened to me when i ordered mcdees, the lady crashed like around the block from my house i just got off my ass and drove to wendy's they had a special girl scout cookie shake it was yummy.
>Send flowers to you Dasher's hospital room
kek

>>82100780
>the lady crashed like around the block
You weren't curious enough to check out the crash site?

>>82100741 (OP)
The gig economy has gotten out of control

where's the option to deport my doordash driver?

>>82100780
Had this happen down the street door dashing cat litter, one of my crackhead neighbors backed out into her. I tipped her 3 dollars total.

>>82100830
You have to pay for the premium service obviously

>>82100795
nah i just saw her on my way to wendy's she was in the car with someone else holding a fucked up mcdees bag after her vehicle got OBLITERATED by a light pole mail box tag team, better tag team than the hardy bros in my opinion.
Did i say that fucking shake was delicious? because it was! it got discontinued a month later doe...

>>82100841
>holding a fucked up mcdees bag after her vehicle got OBLITERATED by a light pole mail box tag team
LOLing IRL

>>82100830
set your doordash location to whatever country you think they're from and have them deliver to it

>>82100741 (OP)
Ayo this nigga on the ohio river, beat yo ass ima be there foraging for mushrooms soon

>>82100741 (OP)
There just ain't no fucking way this is real.

>>82100741 (OP)
>send flowers to your Dasher
is this real...

>>82100741 (OP)
>Send flowers to your Dasher's hospital room
bro... brootal....