Thread 82101525

>"A-As you can see, up here we're the same as human women, but down there it's a completely different story! For example, there's no clitoris... A-And instead it's lined with these feelers all the way through... It may look scary, but it's completely safe for your cock... I mean, for the penis of a male to slide right inside! The feelers are actually there for my benefit..."
>"Ah! And it splits about halfway in, so we can... er, that is to say, it is perfectly possible to have safe sex if you aim for the bottom opening! The top one leads to my womb. The bottom is, um..."
>"A-Anyway! If you'll take off your trousers for me then I can give you a... that is, I can show you how mermaids prepare their partners for mating!"

My penis is way too small and it bends at a weird angle. I cant fuck her.

>>82101525 (OP)
How many retards here would fall for this?

>>82101553
You can trust mermaids, right? Surely? Not unlike Sirens...

>no clitoris
i always eat pussy first so i'm not interested ma'am

>>82101525 (OP)
I would kill her and eat her like sushi
/srs this actually made me hungry for fish

>>82101525 (OP)
Hot af; will cum inside your womb thoughbeit.
>>82101553
Can mermaid pussy break a human penis?

>>82101525 (OP)
>>82101525 (OP)
WHAT A LOVELY LADY
*BEGINS CHOPPING OFF HER BOTTOM HALF TO PREPARE AS DELECTABLE SASHIMI*
THIS DIALOGUE HAS GIVEN ME A BONER BUT I'M JUST SO SO HUNGRY
*BEGINS CUTTING INTO HER FAR MORE TENDER HUMAN HALF FOR LATER CONSUMPTION*
GOD I'M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW I SWEAR I'LL FUCK YOU WITH MY FAT SUPER SAIYAN COCK I JUST... MM I JUST NEED ONE MORE BITE...
*BITES INTO HER SHOULDER*

>>82101626
Most I can trust is her throat around my cock.

>>82101553
Fall for what? Oregonally.

>>82101525 (OP)
>It may look scary, but it's completely safe for your cock

Why does her pussy have flesh colored maggots on it?

>>82101955
Deathgrip mermaid pussies are a myth! You'd be completely safe...

>>82101525 (OP)
>>82101626
So what's the catch? Is it supposed to be addictive or something? This mermaid pussy is quite ominous

>>82102242
You have to stick it in and find out!

>>82102289
Actually, this view and her lower half being underwater makes it a little less scary...

>>82102289
But why would I do that if she won't even disclose what the safe portion of her sex is for? Something isn't right

>>82102317
How about I keep my top half above water then and we have secret hidden submerged underwater sex underneath? That way you won't have to see 'It' but you can feel it all the way~

Imagine getting in the water and she's humping girl on top. Her boobs so warm and I hold her tight arms wrapped around is a bear hug. I would ejaculate really quickly from the pleasure and continue to hold her without removing my penis, allowing it to go soft still inside of her.

>>82102367
Allright, I'll tell you. It's mermaid cloaca.
If you use the one that leads to my womb we might...

>>82101955
Good lord I am a freak

>>82102501
What if I'd prefer to use the top portion? Would the gametes even be compatible to be a risk at all?

>>82102289
>pic
Oh fuck, damn. I'm gonna fap.

>>82102467
Fuck it, just don't completely ruin my cock. Though I'd be too busy kissing to notice anyway.

>>82101525 (OP)
Don't care about mermaids but Waggy is a good girl

>>82102619
Wanna hold hands too?

>>82102577
If your thingy reaches my womb I'll definitely get pregnant!

>>82102659
What if I want to take responsibility...?

>>82102642
I fall for girls easily through hand holding, so no way fag.

>>82102501
>cloaca
Are mermaids not mammalian? It seems weird for them to have that.