Why dont you just settle for a plapper?

Literally anybody can do it

My small penis stands no chance here.

>>82102135 (OP)
Can you stop posting your ugly landwhale here?

>>82102142
h-how small is it?

Because my life won't get better by getting a gf. I'm trying to make it better, in spite of the morons I attend class with. I just keep telling myself, only 3 weeks left to go.

>>82102220
oh anon, don't be silly, she already has a boyfriend, she'll just let you plap

>>82102135 (OP)
You vastly underestimate my ability to fuck up the most basic of social interactions.

>>82102273
I don't do open relationships or whatever the fuck they're called.

>>82102297
fucking up is ok just learn from your mistakes

>>82102135 (OP)
This is disgusting
Set it on fire

>>82102330
Well, I'm also fat. Funny enough, fat body positive chicks don't seem too body positive about fat men. Go figure.

>>82102135 (OP)
>get gf
>make her comfortable
>she starts gaining weight
How do I tell her to chill out on the sweets and ice cream?

>>82102420
literally just lose weight then lol