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Anonymous No.82102135 [Report] >>82102151 >>82102297 >>82102335 >>82102438
Why dont you just settle for a plapper?

Literally anybody can do it
Anonymous No.82102142 [Report] >>82102199
My small penis stands no chance here.
Anonymous No.82102151 [Report]
>>82102135 (OP)
Can you stop posting your ugly landwhale here?
Anonymous No.82102199 [Report]
>>82102142
h-how small is it?
Anonymous No.82102220 [Report] >>82102273
Because my life won't get better by getting a gf. I'm trying to make it better, in spite of the morons I attend class with. I just keep telling myself, only 3 weeks left to go.
Anonymous No.82102273 [Report] >>82102323
>>82102220
oh anon, don't be silly, she already has a boyfriend, she'll just let you plap
Anonymous No.82102297 [Report] >>82102330
>>82102135 (OP)
You vastly underestimate my ability to fuck up the most basic of social interactions.
Anonymous No.82102323 [Report]
>>82102273
I don't do open relationships or whatever the fuck they're called.
Anonymous No.82102330 [Report] >>82102420
>>82102297
fucking up is ok just learn from your mistakes
Anonymous No.82102335 [Report]
>>82102135 (OP)
This is disgusting
Set it on fire
Anonymous No.82102420 [Report] >>82102483
>>82102330
Well, I'm also fat. Funny enough, fat body positive chicks don't seem too body positive about fat men. Go figure.
Anonymous No.82102438 [Report]
>>82102135 (OP)
>get gf
>make her comfortable
>she starts gaining weight
How do I tell her to chill out on the sweets and ice cream?
Anonymous No.82102483 [Report]
>>82102420
literally just lose weight then lol