I know this is probably the worst place to ask, but lengthwise these are perfect but they're too tight and strangle my boner to death. Any brand recommendations?
>>82102154 (OP)
You don't buy condoms based on the length. Most of them are made long enough to fit any dick reasonably well, and you just keep the excess length rolled up near the base after you put it on. What matters is the girth. You measure it by wrapping a measure tape around the widest point of your dick, and then you find condoms for the range that includes what you get.
>>82102154 (OP)
I tried out the Magnum XLs once, but they were way too small.
I switched to Kestrel UltraMega CoXxXstremes. They're the only brand on the market that can handle 26"x14".
>>82102251
That's kind of the problem. I did exactly that and what I got was too tight. I've had condoms that fit properly before I just don't remember what type.
>>82102294
I went to an latex industrial plant and asked for custom made 32x24in condoms but they called the cops on me when I tried to unveil my girth.
>>82103547
This
Durex XXLs are 60mm (nominal width), which makes them the best condoms you can find in a regular drugstore
If your cawck is so thick they still kill your boner, then you are going to need to order yours online