Why not just hire Chad to teach you how to get a woman?

>>82102341 (OP)
He doesn't know how to treat women and if you took away his looks and money, he'd never be able to attract one. It's like going to a lion to ask for advice on how to survive in the wilderness. Even if it could understand and communicate with you, it would never be able to teach you anything. It has always been at the top of the food chain so it never had to think about what it's like at the bottom.

>>82102341 (OP)
>pic
Literally me ;)
>inb4 go back to 2022
No.
>*puts on Drive jacket*

If I'm hiring Chad to do anything, it's gonna be to suck me off.

>>82102341 (OP)
>learn how to have a better face

>>82102341 (OP)
Holy roids Batman!