Thread 82104614

>"what's your hobby?"
>Truthfully speaking? I make browse r9k and make bait threads everyday because I don't have any friends or a job

Imagine if I told this to some guy irl he would look at me strange. This is why I'm a femcel

>>82104614 (OP)
She's literally me except I will never be a woman.

>>82104614 (OP)
Better than my hobby, men immediately ick

>>82104614 (OP)
Trust me he would be more weirded out by you having a dick

>>82104633
now im interested, whats your hobby

>>82104639
Medieval reenactments, combat sport. Too masculine for guys I've met

>>82104701
Like going to them or are you one of the actors?

>>82104701
thats sounds cool as hell, id propose to you on the spot if you told me this. weird that men find it too masculine since tomboys and dommy mommies are all the rage online
is it something like HEMA?
whats your fav weapon?

>>82104614 (OP)
bait thread but if a girl told me this i would literally have no issue with it

>>82104729
They actually will never understand how guys work.

>>82104614 (OP)
for most women their "hobbies" are starbucks/netflix/whatever tf is trending (labubu)

in terms of being interesting youre already better than 90% of them

>>82104729
not op but you say this then complain when we actually have nothing to talk about

>>82104719
Performer. I own my own set of armor and horse, I play the black knight at Renaissance faires in my region. People just assume I'm a guy with my helm on.

>>82104728
I also do HEMA yes. My favorite weapon is a pole hammer, though I can't use it. I'm physically super fit and muscular, but because

>lol female biology

I don't have the upper body for it, so instead I settle for classic sword and shield.

>>82104735
yep. they think the expectations for men are identical as the expectations for women.
>>82104755
having 'nothing to talk about' is a different problem imo. plenty of people can talk about inane bullshit for hours. whats more important is peoples willingness to keep talking rather than the content of what they say.

he would think it's weird you do it for 18 hours a day

>>82104755
not that anon but i can keep a conversation going with a person i have absolutely nothing in common. its pretty much possible if you put some effort into it aswell

>>82104780
you sound like an incredibly cool person, shame that men get spooked by you
do you ever get hit on at the ren fairs or at the hema club at least?
>polehammer
itd unironically be my weapon of choice since i work out with a sledgehammer a bunch, but sadly there are no HEMA clubs anywhere near me

>>82104780
Literal dream GF. I'd date you in a heartbeat but I know that I'm too fat and lazy to keep up with you. 100% guarantee you'll find some gigachad to marry you before too long.

>>82104701
Thou art the most perfect maiden in these fair lands, my Lady

>>82104950
You wouldn't want me trust me I'm ugly asf

>>82104971
nta but ugly isnt a dealbreaker

>>82104971
Not a femcel if you're rejecting men darling.

>>82104879
At Hema no because all the guys have gfs/wives, and they are looking for feminine women anyway. Ren faires no because attendees don't know I'm a foid, and fellow performers are intimidated I guess. Well except other women but I'm straight.

>>82104896
One can but hope. Maybe it could be you if you shaped up.

>>82104926
I play the villain rather. I love the crowd booing against me.

>>82104614 (OP)
My hobby is watching anime.

>>82104971
i've seen xitter foids say that a million times and then they post their face and it's just a normal pretty girl

>>82105041
>play the villain
nice
bet you've got a six-pack under all that armor eh?
>mfw Adeptas Sororitas irl

>>82104780
Interesting, I'm gonna check out a nearby Viking Festival in October.

>>82105041
countless men would love a girl like you. a girl who shares an autistic interest is seen as a catch.

>>82105262
I see that said online, but IRL no guy has ever been interested in it. Most actively find it unappealing and feel it/I am too masculine.

>>82105224
Fantastic, I strongly encourage everyone to check out and participate in historical outings and reenactments wherever and whenever they are! It's great stuff and keeps culture alive.

>>82105179
I have to maintain fitness for Hema at the very least, but then wearing full plate and being active makes you strong as a requirement.

>>82105280
what's your weapon of choice, Wolf-Queen?
Sword and shield? Poleaxe? Mace?

>>82105280
IRL is a very narrow area. Are you from a more conservative area? Maybe you should widen your search

>>82105041
>men immediately ick
You are my dream woman

>>82104780
>>82105041
>>82105280
Now I'm jealous of you. Can we get photos of your armour? I assume it's probably Gothic?
I want to get into HEMA & reenactment, but I've got a couple of roadblocks ahead. First I need to get into shape and need disposable income to be able to buy gear. Also from what I've seen online all the HEMA groups near me do only German longsword techniques and fencing. Also the biggest reenactment group around does so mostly in buhurt gear, which kind of sucks.

>>82104614 (OP)
There is no such thing as a femcel.
Have sex with me right now.