Thread 82105046

Last time I tried it led to harassment/stalking so idk why you males bitch about loneliness

>>82105046 (OP)
Yes I've been with my r9k bf for 2 years now, he's the sweetest most amazing human ever. ^-^ I just got very very lucky. Local too.

I'll date you, and I promise not to stalk or harass you.

>>82105063
S m h
>>82105066
So mind saying stuff about yourself

Online dating is flat out stupid and is not real dating.

>>82105046 (OP)
I have never had a good experience talking to girls from /r9k/
The most I got were nudes and hurt feelings

>>82105046 (OP)
I met my (now ex) boyfriend from reddit in 2017.

>>82105119
I haven't even gotten nudes

>>82105046 (OP)
What do you even want in a boyfriend it's not a commodity product anoni

>>82105079
>So mind saying stuff about yourself
I like stalking and harassing women

>>82105046 (OP)
Do you have a telegram account

>>82105046 (OP)
The only femanons that seem to live in my timezone are under 20 or batshit insane. The last local femanon i spoke to ended up being one of the egirls but it was years ago.

>>82105046 (OP)
You won't you're way too ugly you can only get a shitty ass boyfriend

>>82105119
they will ghost you every time. fuck r9k ghosting fembots.

Troon, stop larping as a female

>>82105046 (OP)
maybe post your nudes to attract robots
chances are that youre obese and we have many fat fetishists here

>>82105119
I've found /soc/ women are alright, usually boring but some of them are decent to chat with for a while. Never talked to /r9k/ women.

>>82105046 (OP)
ok I'll date you date you right now

>>82105305
Describe yourself huh

>>82105310
look here baby>>82105166

>>82105310
I'm below average looks wise. Dad bod build. Average sized penis. No job. I'm funny sometimes, good at sex. Above average height and weight. I know all the good anime and I'm really good at video games.

>>82105046 (OP)
Hello I am a 185cm east asian, work out 5 days a week, am into music and art, tell me about yourself. I probably am not in your timezone though.

>>82105332
>>82105362
None of yall gave enough info on yourself especially on the physical appearance

>>82105382
ok describe yourself and I'll respond similarly

>>82105382
I have a mid face, around 19% body fat, at 91kg, so a pretty muscular build.

>>82105390
Not yet
>>82105398
You haven't even said your race or hair / eye colour or age

>>82105403
>>82105362
I literally did and you can guess my hair and eye color from that. I am 25.

>>82105046 (OP)
This is a man. No woman would use this pic or type like this. Bait chuddy thread.

>>82105409
I thought you were the other guy sorry

>>82105449
ok now your turn go

>>82105454
Why would I do that when you seem to not be my type

>>82105046 (OP)
If you wouldn't date picrel and take his superior genetics you're a volcel.

>>82105968
>These are the moids who say they are too good for you

>>82106208
That guys satan and he has sex with whoever he wants because they all share a single mind. Its hard to tell if he still enjoys sex, hes spent billions of years on earth, having sex.

>>82105046 (OP)
describe what you are looking for in a boyfriend

>>82105968
Bro says exfoliater I hardly knew her

>>82105046 (OP)
Why would I ever want to get with some random egirl posting on 4chan

>>82105046 (OP)
I mean probably not. I think I've approached dating all wrong for a while. Sure tongue kissing a hot chic or even an attractive one isn't always the worse thing but sometimes when you're dating a girl that might not be all that attractive she's just like grab your dick and it's like dude I don't even have a boner yet. You know what I mean? It's like aren't we suppose to play 20 questions or something? You know I'm pretty sure I could come up with 20 questions if you give me enough time.