Thread 82105736

>be 27
>virgin
>lonely as hell never kissed a girl
>meet this goth chick on Twitter
>she's into tarot, witchcraft, and choking guys apparently
>she charges guys like $200 to "release tension"
>fuck_it.exe
>i book one hoping it leads to something
>light candles, sit in her dark room
>she waves a crystal over my head and starts humming
>she has huge tits and she's wearing nothing under her robe
>i'm just sitting there trying not to get a boner
>session ends
>i pull out $600 and ask if she does happy endings
>"your energy is too pure for that. i see you more as a brother."
I'm literally gonna be a 40 year old virgin bros

>>82105736 (OP)
smart girl
you just gotta be more upfront, anon

You got robbed. Just use a fucking escort agency, OP. FFS.

>>82105736 (OP)
>"your energy is too pure for that. i see you more as a brother."
She scammed you and still thought of you as a brother?

>>82105736 (OP)
>i'm just sitting there trying not to get a boner
Imagine cucking yourself like that.