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Anonymous No.82108080 >>82108211 >>82108233
I fucking hate the HR foids at my work so much. They are always trying to talk to me while I am busy and the problem is that I can't report them to HR for harassments because they are HR. Also my fat faggot boomer boss would just laugh at me if I told him that they were annoying me by flirting with me because he is one of those retarded senile geriatrics who owns a classic car and a McMansion and is married to a whore wife 15 years younger than him with grotesque veiny fake tits and blow-up doll botox lips and has two fat kids so he loves dumb sluts and would excuse the dumb slut behavior of the HR ladies who always brush my arm and shit. Can I file a sexual harassments claim against them or would I get laughed out of court too because our entire gynozogfemoidocracy is centered around appeasing dirty used up foids by giving them all the money in divorces when they cheat and telling them they are entitled to the whole world and telling them that their fat disgusting bodies are beautiful. Fuck this retarded faggot slave nigger slave faggot kike world.
Anonymous No.82108211 >>82108233 >>82108253
>>82108080 (OP)
ITT OP is a homosexual. Chicks at work brush their hands against me, and touch my arms all the time. It feels great. Imagine hating female touch so much you tell hr you're having issues lol.
Anonymous No.82108233 >>82108333
>>82108211
>>82108080 (OP)
>our entire gynozogfemoidocracy is centered around appeasing dirty used up foids
>ITT OP is a homosexual.
man, this world is doomed desu
Anonymous No.82108253 >>82108404
>>82108211
Yes, I am a homosexual for not finding the orcs at work brushing their meat-hammers against my arm arousing. NOT. I am probably the only straight man in the world. Most men are perfectly fine with fat frumpy graceless pigs who drink and burp and sleep around but not me. I am only attracted to pure dainty virgins as was every man before feminism. Please never respond to me again, I can't deal with you low IQ types without my cortisol skyrocketing.
Anonymous No.82108333
>>82108233

>gynozogfemoidocracy
Anonymous No.82108404 >>82108464
>>82108253
This is a bitch bananza yeah I'm DK for the pussy what are you going to do about it? You probably stare at the junk of dudes on Roman statues and obsess over how nice their cocks look. I tell the fat women at work they can get this penis and some of them have, and it's great and based. And you're gay as fuck.
Anonymous No.82108464 >>82108477
>>82108404
>Aye mang... you a muhfuggin faggot if you don like fat bitches mang! Lemme axe you why you ain fuck a fat ugly pig mang? Dey pussies is da best mang!
That is my impression of you btw
Anonymous No.82108477
>>82108464
It's a bix nood world and muhfugga you ain't playin in it
Anonymous No.82108506
Sounds like job security if the HR chics are flirting with you. Boss can't complain about it at you. They like hitting you up when you're really hung over or something and you are like man if i thought better sober I wouldn't be hung over now because you're probably not going to have a clarity moment sober either
Anonymous No.82108580 >>82108705
Where do you work? No workplace I've ever been in had HR within touching distance of where the actual job is happening.
Anonymous No.82108705
>>82108580
>Where do you work?
Small software engineering company. I think their proximity is intentional, as our boss also hires cute girls who are completely incompetent at their jobs.