Previous >>82091334

Gay side edition.

Thread question:
>If all tops are evil and all bottoms are whores, why haven't you taken the sidepill yet?

Vers eternal

where is my teenage bf to introduce me to the scary world of alcohol, speedrunning and oversized hoodies?

>>82108411
>I want to be an evil whore
Why

If yall knew how good dick was youd be out chasing it instead of posting here being sad all day

>>82108427
I will discover the value of dick when my fbf has sex with me for the first time

>>82108425
what's wrong with being vers? I don't want to lock myself into one role for the rest of my life and both topping and bottom appeal equally to me. As long as I'm doing both with one bf that's all that matters.

>wanna play game
>devs bricked the servers again

if my future bf even thinks about sex, ill break up immediately

I suppose I'm also equally into topping and bottoming but I prison top since a lot of bottoms seem oddly homophobic and say they won't bottom for a top who has bottomed before

>>82108485
where the fuck do you get that from? 99% of gays have done both at one point in their life.

>>82108445
Then you end up feeling like shit for not doing it sooner, hes out there looking for you right now but you arent looking for him. Why?
>>82108455
Hetero

>>82108485
My top bf is allowed to bottom but only with me.

>tfw no top bf to teach how to bottom and have him using dildos with me.

That's what I want.

>have 2 pps available but use none
oh hell na

>>82108665
We would both be eunuchs ideally

How come your mom lets you have two pps

I haven't had wifi in like 4 days (kind of) and haven't checked the threads at all. Anything interesting or worthwhile happen while I was gone?

>>82108813
Everyone got bfs while you were gone. This is a normie chat now boy

>>82108813
I was just thinking how calling you filefag makes more sense than ruotsi since we have had quite a few swedish posters but none that use that naming scheme. Getting a name based on such a gay country makes no sense.

This is me when I see thirsty simps ask someone for nudes

>>82108427
That's just called being a whore and sorry can't relate. Having sex with someone you don love is soulless.

>dont jack off for one night
>Instantly have sex dreams
Literally every time. I will just wake up grinding on a pillow throughout the night

>>82108498
Poo lovers are subhuman that's disgusting. Average brazilian ass

Maybe there is some truth to supernatural powers as I think I summoned ruotsi/filefag by having a passing thought about him

https://youtu.be/nDBSKgj-e1E
Why is meow so useless lmao

I love my e bf so much bros
this one will last im certain

>>82108988
Simply turn him into a bf. How far away does he live

>>82109002
oregon
Im in the south
so far but its manageable. At least hes not in another country

>>82109039
Thats a little farther than what i had to do but really it's basically the same. Are you wanting to move there or have him move to you?

Can't decide if I wanna exercise or not tonight. Or what to exercise even. I'm getting hungry but this is too early for dinner. Not to early for sickos who have dinner at 18:00. Can you imagine that? Some people have dinner 6 hours before midnight eh. And they stay up for at least 6 more hours. What a silly world we live in. Maybe I should just ride my bike a bit. Hopefully I don't get a flat tire again.

none of brads ebfs lasted longer than a week

>>82109052
Eh Ill probably be visiting him soon. Im older and have more money anyway so it makes more sense for me to go to him. As far as living arrangements go Im still thinking about that, im a college student and graduate soon so if we meet and end up having a wonderful time I can definitely see myself staying with him in an apartment. We will see what happens!

i got banned from 4chan for saying nigger and kike and also i saw a dead body yesterday on my way to work. i hope whoever reported me gets raped so hard they get internal bleeding and die painfully

>>82108883
I walk a lonely road...
>>82108896
You were thinking of me? How sweet.

oi m8 u got a slur loisense?

>>82109150
No. I lost it. Can't find that shit anywhere.

>>82109106
Are you attached to where you live by family or anything? Just something to think about.

what happened to the gay site?

>>82109225
Did meatspin go down?

>>82109237
no it turned into kiwi site a.k.a. the gay .club

kike niggeeeeer I put the biggest aneros in my butt today and so far it's tolerable

nap and rest my back or game until dinner? Hopefully I'll finish rdr 2 story mode tonight.

>>82109211
Eh not really. I love my parents but theres no reason for me to spend my entire life with them. I honestly am excited about the idea of moving

>>82108974
What did I do now waaaa

>>82109343
Probably good for moving then. That's how my bf is/was. He wanted independence from them but its good thats its not a strained relationship. You definitely need to compare every local thing there to what you currently have. Its cute and fun

In DC
This city sucks ass

I'm deeply craving fast food, give me some motivation to resist. I was going to cook some frozen fired chicken but it's a little hot to run the oven for that long today.

>>82109346
Watch the video and see fag

>>82109346
you should wick up the big drops so that it doesn't make coffee stain-ish marks otherwise looks good

I love having a bike again ;-;
It's probably been overs year since I last rode one. It's so useful too I get anywhere faster and I don't have to die in the heat walking around. It's better than a car because I don't have to go too far and it's an exercise as well. I love bikes!

Meow im going to cast sissy hypno on you

Pizza slice: super fresh, straight out of the oven. Ketchup and mayo on top.
Marshmallows: strawberry flavored
Water: ice cold, almost frozen in the fridge

Meow is probably brain damaged from huffing all that paint daily

>>82109697
you should melt the marshmallows so theyre all sticky and nice and warm in your mouth. :)

I have never put ketchup or mayo on pizza, sounds disgusting.

>>82109721
I got them from the store and I'm too tired to prepare foods myself

Having anxiety about the future and see no viable path forward again. I need to die already.

>>82109755
So true abloo abloo

>>82109755
Wrong their will always be trees you can climb, so there is always hope in life.

>>82109598
Idgi why
>>82109625
True but I don't care yay

>>82109755
I assume you are still pretty young and have plenty of time to make something of your life.

>>82109714
Acryls are non toxic yay I have brain damage from punching myself in the head and mental silliness yay

>>82109755
Me too wanna be doomed losers together

>>82109764
Bloo burp yay
>>82109783
I assume you're in a better position than me and are speaking from that pov but not everyone makes it and also, no, I am close to acquiring magic powers but that won't help me in life you see

I wonder just when the wizard powers are supposed to come in, I'm 5 years overdue for mine.

When I first saw that pic it instantly reminded me of the house I grew up in. Last few years no one spends much time there and I just know it's going to turn to ruins in not so distant future. When I got there this year floors were full of dust and it looked like no one took care of it in that time. And probably no one did. Out of countless paths forward I can think of maybe 1% are good endings. And that's if I have the strength or ability or plain luck to follow.
>>82109769
Sometimes flowers bloom in weirdest places too
>>82109791
Not really sorry I just wanna die and not deal with anyone or anything anymore at the moment
>>82109831
Maybe you've been using them without noticing

>>82109885

Well I guess I've been casting repulsion field my whole life.

>>82109823
Im probably in a better position now because im older and ive been working on every aspect of my life for a while.

Since no one stopped me I got fast food again. I'm blaming you guys for my decent back into it.

>>82110754
you should get something for desert too

>>82110980

I got tendies from lee's so no dessert because they don't have any. I'll have some ice cream later though.

Gonna go to a pride event on the 31st. What can I do to socialize with gay guys? I want to be gayer but I don't know how

>>82111366
If you throw a rock you will find sex. Also possibly aids. I dont go to those for good reasons

>tfw no bf to drag me to a pride event and help me loosen up and not be so stiff and gruff.

>tfw no bf to throw rocks at homos with

>>82111615
>tfw no bf to throw rocks at

>tfw no pride event to get aids and be a part of the wider jewish propaganda

>>82111366
just talk to people normally? i dont know try to follow the vibes if you want to be annoying

does that weird possum bwoi still post here? lmao.

I miss the mountains..

>>82111959
I don't think they have a habit of moving so they should be right where you left them

>>82112026
That's true
When I return from the city I'm never leaving again

My tiny pathetic white pecker is going to shrivel up and die unless a chadsexual bottom drops his standards and fucks me right now

Is being told you look like silent hill 4 protagonist a compliment or not?

I like thumping my big meaty bussy beater on the bathroom counter when I'm flexing and jerking off in the mirror after a workout

I like twirling around my clunge plunger whenever I take my clothes off before I take a shower

test because it says all my comments arent original

>you will never hang out with your straight friend at his house
>ywn play video games for hours and laugh and talk about life
>ywn jokingly start talking about what kind of porn you like
>ywn open up porn to talk about with him
>because you're straight, you don't like it in that way
>you would never slowly get hard talking about what turns you on and what you'd like to do to the women in the pictures
>you wouldn't imagine what your friend would look like when he says he's thought about crossdressing before
>you wouldn't hesitate when he asks you if you've thought about it
>you wouldn't secretly get excited when he mentions he bought girly clothes
>you wouldn't jokingly ask to see what he looks like
>you wouldn't let him give you clothes to try on yourself
>you would never think about getting hard looking at yourself in the mirror
>you would never love the way he dressed up for you
>you would never get hard looking at him
>you would never let him kiss you
>you would never let him run his hands through your hair and put his hand on the small of your back
>you would never let him gently push you down onto the bed
>you would never feel warm and fuzzy inside making out with him
>you would never slowly give him a show as you undress
>you would never let him gently stick a finger inside you, massaging your prostate
>you would never gently moan and beg him to press harder
>you would never ask him to use something harder
>you would never grip the bedsheets as you feel him thrusting into you
>you would never cum the hardest you have in your life

>>82112302
This up until the crossdressing part and replace it with me blowing him. Did that for a while even after he got a gf

>>82112302
>ywn be that straight friend

right in the feels

For a short while in hs I was part of a small group of nerds and I wanted beyond anything else to be their cumdump then I moved away (thanks dad in the army!) The sad thing was one of them was already an out bisexual.

Bottoms have it so easy they can even fuck straight guys meanwhile I can't fuck anyone no matter how hard I try

>>82112423
Tell me more about it
>>82112464
I know, right? :(

>>82112469
Start bottoming then, if you think that way.

>>82112502
I'm not gay I can't bottom

>>82112491
i could greentext the full story if you want. Ive posted it on /b/ a few times.

>>82112509
It's not nearly as gay as topping, so I don't see how that would be an issue.

>>82112510
Yes please
Need to make this an original comment

>>82112528
You can top without being gay so long as the boy is cute enough in fact it's a common tactic of bottoms to seduce straight guys into topping them by using their bussies

I am neither a top, or bottom, as I cannot have sex.

No guy who willingly fucks another in the ass is straight, they are bisexual at the very least.

>>82112634
Some of these bottoms are so hot and cute though you'd actually be gay if you didn't want to fuck them in the ass so it's entirely straight

>>82112657
No matter how cute or femmy a boy may become he is still a male and to fuck a male as a male is by definition gay.

>>82112665
Cuteness and being feminine are female traits so being attracted to them is inherently straight and these boys are so cute and femmy they can't be considered men so it's definitely not gay

Where do I find stories from here or elsewhere online about people having gay/femboy experiences?

>>82112688
sure, whatever helps you sleep at night after fucking another man, with a penis, up his asshole.

>>82112761
I'd never sleep with a man only a cute twink that way it would be straight

buttholes arent for sex, are you retarded?

>>82112535
>Be me
>Teenager (cant remember exact age)
>Friend and i discover emulaters
>Playing old gba games on our shitty laptops in my bed
>He is talking about girls he likes while we play
>He is obviously horny as fuck
>Joke a little about how much we want head
>"Accidentally" feel his dick
>Hard as a rock
>I cant remember what he asked but it was basically asked but it was sheepishly asking for head in a way that he could say he was just joking
>Too chicken to agree in case he was joking
>We kinda go quiet for a bit until it settles down and i ask him if he was wanting me to blow him
>He says he wasnt sure
>Go back to just playing games
>Flash forward another week
>Same shit as before
>Lights off this time playing games
>Start talking about same shit as before
>We pause the games to talk about it
>Start cuddling (this is somewhat normal for us
>Feel him again on "accident"
>Eventually he asks to go jerk off in my bathroom
>Put my hand on his chest
>Ask him if i can take care of it for him
>Silent for a moment but mutters yeah
>Fumble around in the dark for his belt
>Hottest thing was taking that off
>Feel around his underwear
>We awkwardly adjust a bit trying to get his dick out
>Finally get it out and after what feels like forever
>Start sucking immediately, no idea really what to do
>His dick feels awkward in my hands, an angle im not used to.

Part 2 in a few minutes

>>82112809
neither are mouths but that didn't stop your mother and i last night

My friend tried lowballing me for 20 bucks for something I was selling today and I'm thinking about blocking him on everything

Fictional stories that never happened irl award *yawn*

>>82113117
He's putting in more effort than your gen alpha brain ever could

For all we know it's story larping again, he's been known to do that.

>>82112887
>>82112535
>Start pretty aggressively but quickly figure out how difficult it is
>Teeth hitting his dick and choking
>Hot regardless
>Start figuring out a rhythm to it
>Trying to think of everything i remember from porn i saw
>His hips start bucking
>So fucking cute
>I feel myself getting pushed down by his hands more
>Struggling to keep on at this point
>No warning just feel a warm gush in my mouth
>Moans loud enough that i worry he woke my parents
>Swallow it all, not as bad tasting as i thought
>Lick it clean
>Move up and start cuddling him, lazily playing with his dick after
>He doesnt want to reciprocate but i dont mind too much
>Go to sleep cuddling
>I start blowing him now and then but he starts having to have copes about it later
>Usually "watches" porn
>Kinda peters off after a few years
>Only really stops once i start trying to find a bf
>We are still friends now but just dont mention it
Sorry if its not perfect writing, i was playing comp games and just writing between rounds

I'm zoomer acksually you boomer nigger

>>82113117
>>82113197
Its a real experience, if you dont want to believe it then its on you. I still find the story hot and post it now and then if anyone asks. I try not to embellish it at all but its been a while, though all the main points are 100% accurate.

>>82108376 (OP)
>Looking to hire a male prostitute
>Literally only one and he is fucking balding
Why is this so hard?

I choose not to believe falsehoods

My other formative gay experiences were less interesting. Mostly just learning sex (terribly) with a gay guy i knew from high school. Unfortunately i have a lot of stamina and he had little so that wasnt great. It was fun making him cum bcause it was so effortless for me but it wasnt as fun for him after. Nothing else until i got a bf. I tried a bunch of other times but was too scared to try shit and would chicken out. I would download grindr and instantly get too many people interested because i was like 19 at the time. Lots of weird guys messaged me. One wanted me to fuck him in his parents garage while "they slowly die upstairs". He was taking care of them and got off to that I guess. That scared me off gay people irl for a while. Didnt have anything else until I was 23 i think. Blowing my friend was pretty far and in between after we turned 21. Mostly the in-between years were just spent on here and kik finding people to edate or with. At this point im just reminiscing and writing as i remember.

I might unironically do picrel at this point

>>82113438
You give bottom energy though. Are you gonna slip him Viagra too?

The neet is clean once more after the weekly shower but now I'm too hot to go to bed.

>>82113454
Honestly I'd enough using both sides of a man so yes

>>82113559
The idea of getting put into a semi conscious trance and getting raped by a cute boy is pretty hot desu

>tfw no bf to only use as a fleshlight and then discard.

>>82113631
this is my fantasy, being the one doing the rape that is. As long as you're cute

have any of you tried to fuck your own ass with your own dick

>>82114635
no and i figure it doesnt feel good so i wont start

feel cold and too energetic tonight

>>82113237
was he attractive besides the balding?
>>82114635
no, are you asking because you're black salami?

>>82114907
i asked because i tried to but im not long enough

oh whoa oh oh

does anybody like em hairy and skinny
also any1 else playing bf6 beta

havent even played bf1-5

simple yet highly erotic drawing, tasteful as well

>>82115361
what drawing

I never had a bf1 but everyone here is already on their 6th

>>82115365
the one in OP

>>82115365
The one he posted, can't you see it?

anon. how do we get out

>>82112665
but femboys are girls so its straight question mark?

w ragebait nonny

stalebait this says 1999

100% straight irl, but like, 50% percent of the porn i fap to doesnt have women in it at all. its not bisexual, because i would never, ever, with a man. unless they looked like the literal impossible things i see on those dirty websites. i wish i was just actually fucking gay. it would just be so much easier, have less hoops to leap through. seriously. if you had a bisexual switch, why the fuck would you not switch it. outside of wanting to live life on hard mode

dont understand how straight people become cel even as a full gay i have had a gf because all you have to do is be a teen and stand near some girls

>>82115413
there are six exits
exits are marked by lighting along the floor
exits may be behind you

>>82115520
problem: the entire floor is lights

i know what youre thinking

the lanes are opened wide you dont have to try to leave now

Ain't no man can ask another man to pay 70 Euro for a vidya.

Do you care what your fbf wears?

you know why they put oxygen masks on planes

holy flip its so cold in my basement think im getting frostbite

lmaooo why dont u fags just date each other if u cant get any

im landlocked

>>82115638
tell me why tell me

>>82115629
no not really unless the outfit is ugly

>>82115716
cult cinema knowledge check... FAILED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBFVAb1rcE0

>>82115731
hey ive seen this flick but what about the oxygen masks

how do we save me we can accept that youre done with this but me im still here

Everyone online says Uncut Gems is "the most anxiety-inducing movie ever" but I couldn't stop laughing out loud watching the Jew make terrible decisions.

>anxiety-inducing movie
wtf

>>82115850
goodtime is a gooder time, watch that instead

i miss them

imagine pulling in ur weak, scaredy gay bwoi for cuddles and distracting him from his nightmare thoughts so he dont feel suicidal ^_^

glad i dont have that bwoi sounds annoying

>>82115850
its more of a watching a car crash movie and its still very good, only really works if you have never seen it and never rewatch it though

>>82115975
it actually gets better if you re watch it

>>82115983
maybe but nothing compares to watching the ending for the first time

how do you reconcile with the fact you have lived past expiration

nobody wants me AND nobody wants to play bf6
could my day possibly get any worse...

>>82116054
i really hate playing shooter games sorry babe ;(

they them niggas?

im that nigga

I have a small opioid addiction now

bullying ur bwoi toy until it cries then love bombing it and making it happy. keep it in an endless loop so u get to watch its cute expressions change ^_^

>>82116121
what are small opioids, howzit different from normal ones

>>82115482
Nah I completely understand. I'm the same way, I masturbate to a lot of gay porn, but I'm really not attracted to men at all.

>>82116166
I only pop like every 2 days a few pills at a time

Meow I'm dark and evil and dangerious where husbie nyaa

>>82116200
dont rationalize and get off that shit it will fry ur brain

>>82116220
lol, weird possum bwoi still posts here. heh-heh. anon, describe ur daily routine for us?

>>82116221
It's actually YOUR fault I even started because I began as a way to cope with no bf!

Is it retarded to want to top, but I'm 5'6 so I'm short as fuck. I'm also uncomfortable topping bigger guys, so you have to be shorter than me. Is it ggs?

>>82116054
Sorry i dont install kernel level anticheat on my pc and i doubt anyone here plays console

>>82116239
On the plus side your pp will seem bigger overall

>>82116239
we're not women. does anyone here even care about height?

>>82116239
stop having anal sex phaggots its so gross

>>82116233
>Sleep for 18 hours
>Eat something
>Do hobby stuff
>Go for a walk
>Sleep more

>>82116239
yes because im taller than you

>>82112527
does r9gay prefer master chief or noble 6

>captcha: SAD42
how did it know...

>>82116350
master chief. i have no idea who noble 6 is

>>82116319
>bottoms
>not caring about height
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY JOKE MAN

desu if a guy isnt taller and heavier than me i get the ick

If a bottom likes niggers or nigger music it is an instant drop from me I don't want any used up mudsharks thank you very much

>>82116427
i agree with you but the music is too hard to classify if you go before 1980

>>82116427
does that include michael jackson or chuck berry or like 70s soul/pop music
not all nigger music is gang gang rap nigga pop pop

>>82116237
ummm u think i could fix that ahaha just kidding... unless...
what r u taking? i went through a bottle of oxys in like a week last month it was so fun, but oh my god the itching and the not shitting fucking sucks idk how people stay addicted to opiates for years at a time

>>82116479
Why would pop music ever be considered coon tunes? that's some pathetic white boy shit obviously only rap would be considered black

>>82116427
now if i fuck this model
and he just bleached his asshole
and i get bleach on my tshirt
ima feel like an asshole

>>82116494
cause there are some quite nice 70s black songs that I enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fBJuYf9m8E&list=RD6fBJuYf9m8E&start_radio=1&pp=ygUHb2ggZ2lybKAHAQ%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRVA2YBhrrQ&list=RDNRVA2YBhrrQ&start_radio=1&pp=ygUUc3RyYXdiZXJyeSBsZXR0ZXIgMjKgBwE%3D

>>82116494
>t. born in 2003

>>82116350
Chief but my favorite campaign is reach

>>82116427
What if he likes kanye?

>>82116507
If a boy is overly into old black souls music that he probably fantasizes about being gangbanged by the NAACP black panthers
>>82116580
This probably means he's into blacks but more into the zesty fruity niggas wearing a tutu

>>82116641
yeah or maybe he just like the music you retarded nigger

i agree with anon being really into blacks any era is a massive redflag

>>82116671
its fine if you just dont like the music but why do you have to pretend like its motivated by some weird raceplay fantasy

maybe the racist is into raceplay ever consider that?

>>82116653
Don't come crying to me when you have a bf who's deeply invested in all these black musicians then one day you come home to find him locked in chastity and listening to sissy hypno while watching BLACKEDRAW

>>82116685
>>82116703
unironically what if i think about your deep admiration for african music as a denigration to me as a person

>>82116703
yeah ok you're right this faggot is just projecting his own gay negro sex fantasies >>82116708
take your meds dude

>>82116714
its not really a 'deep' appreciaton, i just like it, it doesn't move me to tears or anything but i just find it cringe when people act like im some libtard nigger lover over a couple of charming songs

>>82116721
i agree with your stance, anon. i just listen to a lot of music im not a negrophile though im not completely against blacks

>>82116721
>its not really a 'deep' appreciaton, i just like it, it doesn't move me to tears or anything but i just find it cringe when people act like im some libtard nigger lover over a couple of charming BIG BLACK COCKS
FTFY nigger lover

>though im not completely against blacks
How hard is it to find a gay guy that isn't into getting BLACKED?

>>82116747
>>82116755
funny bait, here's your last (You) from me, don't spend it all in one place o algoooooo

sorry gincel im not so racist i hate every black guy

>>82116761
You call it bait but here's an anon openly admitting he'd date blacks >>82116766
Sorry but looks like I was just exposing the truth about gays all along...

Some call worst poster list anon and tell him to make this bbc obsessed poop stain number one.

I like jazz, fusion, and Adele

>>82116783
you honestly have so much preservation you hate all blacks? i dont believe anything you are a 20% at the least

>>82116838
you're getting epically baited right now he's gonna put you in his epic 4chan 360 bait post compilation youtube video

you cant be gay and far right i tried it for years it didnt work or feel good
you can be closeted and far right however

>tfw no look how hard I can pee bf

>>82116867
being gay is hotter if your closeted, and yes im far right

>>82116641
I was making a joke but you are thinking about blacks too much anon. Let it go, it does you no good. I agree with being into them is a redflag but christ man dont let them live rent free in your head

i think someone being explicitly gay is more attractive but maybe im too old school

>>82116867
Me and my bf sing kanyes new song together

>tfw no monarchist traditionalist gay bf

>>82116908
wouldnt it be old school to not be open about it since it was less accepted in the past?

>>82116239
No that's definitely possible, theres tons of guys shorter than 5"6 who would be fine with it. I mean i am 5"3 so youre still 3 inches taller. thats more than enough. nevermind guys shorter than me like the asian horde.

>>82116922
no because of counter culture

counter-culture makes my knees buckle its so sexy

Looking forward to playing 3000 hours of eu5 with my bf watching me

>tfw no vic2 bf

>>82116991
Ive already played a fuck ton of that and theres not much for me to do in it now. Mods rarely update much nowadays. I will go back and play some crimeamod now and then though

Meow meow I'm a dumb suomi salami yay

that feelio when no blood and iron bf

>>82117004
Blood and iron has the iron of every campaign feels the same because they dev is finished with the mod. I dont like seeing france die to england in a death war every campaign over some shithole island in the Pacific in 1845. Love the mod but there isnt a perfect patch of it.

>>82116997
Why salami gloo

Hungwy wa

>>82117011
just play as france if youre so gay

>>82117027
I dont like playing big countries. It just feels like an auto win for me now. I like playing smaller nations like belgium, denmark, greece, ect. Or some releaseables like hungary.

>>82115515
They never try and then they cry when no woman approaches them just like Elliott
>>82115616
I'd buy my friend that if he really wanted probably and I'm not even rich
>>82115629
Extremely

>>82117012
Would you let other bottoms suck your gigantic suomi salami?

>>82116993
Well at least you're playing a good mod

>>82117046
what mod your favorite supposed to be then numan2

>>82117066
Never. A reacharound for my top bf is as far as I'll go.

>>82116122
Ok kiwii

>>82117053
its more than not trying; they want top percent hot gfs, but they wont get that without trying, same as their fantasy bfs

>>82117070
Probably crimeamod for replayability and flavor but ive spent the most time in BAI. I fell in love with it after playing america and finding out you can send the slaves back to africa. Also i love treaty ports. Thankfully crimeamod has both of those things in it too. I do prefer healthcare being a reform but nothing is perfect.
>>82117069
I just had a very enjoyable krakow into poland game. never got the german land back but everything else was returned.

>>82116997
What games do you play meow anon

>>82117126
that makes a lot if sense since crimeamod is built on blut und eisen but numod is the hottie

>>82117159
Video- or boardgames

>>82113237
Just offer money 4 sex to guys you find cute on grindr

>>82117162
Theres still probably a lot of mods i have not played, though most new mosts
seemed to be built off them. I usually stay away from the big alt hist mods in general though

>>82117174
Both i suppose. Though i meant vidya

I would play vic 2 with some of you if it wasnt so bad for mp.

>>82117183
Lately I've Been playing mostly mahjong soul, deltarune and loop hero meow

>>82117180
i havent touched dod or the fork either. i havent played vicky2 recently to be honest

>raping meows humongous cock with my slutty bottom mouth

lets make a steam group

>>82117238
*Beating you the fuck to death with my slutty bottom hammer*

>>82117203
I am pretty excited for eu5. Ill probably get hurt but everything looks like true vic 2 sequel.

>>82116184
You make up majority of r9gay userbase
>>82116324
Based
>>82116319
They don't. It's just one faggot spamming bait

>>82117247
r9gay stream group would be flippin epic desu

>>82116350
The one on the left...
>>82116482
Idk how anyone tries them. Get on my level

>>82117247
>>82117261
I would join but never show online

>>82117200
That confirms it. You have to be a bottom

>>82117285
I am but how is it confirmed yay

>>82117294
The games you play give off bottom energy. Maybe not individually but definitely together

I'm a bottom but I play top games.

>>82117311
Then list them boy

>>82117259
i like the concepts, but its nothing like vicky2 or that era of games. im optimistic but not waiting for eu5. i mean... eu4 has a decade of dlc at this point so eu5 is almost certainly going to feel like a downgrade. i honestly dont know though

>>82117335
The pops and markets are what i meant by that. It looks nothing like 4 so it cant be a similar situation to ck2-3 where it felt empty after a decade of dlc. Everything is worthless until we actually play the game but johan has sounded like he has learned many lessons. Also i love that he just dunks on wiz now in the dev diarys. Get fukt wiz.

>>82117311
What sexual position do builder games have? I'm talking cities skylines, transport fever, planet coaster etc.
>inb4 virgin

>>82117378
You already said it virgin

>>82117357
it does look a lot better than 4 but these games have a content problem especially on release

I always main Prussia no matter what

>>82117282
ill join but i dont actually play many games you wont notice me anyhow ;(

>>82117432
Yes but imo thats because they usually dont have organic systems like vic does. Vic 2 has a content "problem" now even including mods. Eu4 florence has more flavor than everything in vic 2 but vic 2 is still better because of the pop and economy system. Ive seen a fuck ton of flavor so far but idk how it will feel over 400 years.

>>82117444
I noticed your trips though

>>82117440
What about in ck?

I wanna get facefucked by meow

>>82117399
Be more original

>>82117488
>custom ruler
>Kaiser Willy
>custom kingdom
>groBpreuBen

vgh was koennte gewesen sein.

Hellish day at work. It's so hot dang. I was already so sweaty after waiting for a bus now I'm dealing with a ton of customers on top of that.

I should have mowed the grass today but I didn't feel like it and it's already hot. Have to do it tomorrow.

>>82117555
Unsexer haver

>>82117652
>>82117703
Uh oh. Stinky boys in chat

I guess we arent going to make that steam group (i could later but i wont be at my PC until sunday)

Not doxxing my steam to r9g's psycho cabal

>>82117912
I set all my info to private on steam but fair enough.

>>82117745

I'm not stinky for once, since I didn't mow the grass I'm chilling inside with the a/c on full blast.

>>82117946
Thats exactly what a stinky would say

>>82117963

I'll have you know I took the weekly shower last night so I'm about as clean as I get.

>>82117979
I refuse to believe people dont enjoy showering. Its such a nice feeling. Even cold showers feel better than none

>>82118001

I'm just too lazy to do it more than once a week and it saves on soap and shampoo costs.

>>82118016
No way you are for real. How tf are you gay if you dont even splash some water on your ass

One day I'll wake up with calls and texts from my family asking me about my homosexual posts on a multitude of internet platforms. I know it is not over now, because i can think of such a scenario which would undoubtedly be much worse.

>>82118042

Well I am a 35 year old depressed, morbidly obeese, KHHV neet manchild who also happens to be gay.

>>82117739
You're boring. Yawn

>>82118060
sorry, but if you're obese you're not a true gincel.
you could just lose weight.

>>82118089

I have other issues besides merely being overweight. I was skinny all throughout school and I still was a KHHV.

>>82118060
Oh shit do you like ebikes a lot?

dogs are so hot

>>82118125
Anon i hope you mean temperature wise

>>82118130
why do i even want a bf, i should just get a big dog

>>82118097

No? I never ride bikes though I do have some exercise pedals I use semi-regularly in a half ass attempt to lose some weight. Anything I do is immediately undid by my fast food habit.

big dog bf (furry)

>>82118150
Okay i was just checking to make sure it wasn't the same guy who used to run a discord here. Do you ever cook regular food?

>>82118143
Anon please do not have sex with animals. This should not have to be stated.
>>82118159
Better i suppose.

>>82118184

Yeah I never use discord. And I do sometimes, I actually used to more often then fell into the fast food pit and it's hard for me to climb myself out of it.

>>82118186
whyyy notttttt
ill be the nicest owner ever

I wonder if the German Shepard guy ever posts here... you know who I'm talking about.

>getting facefucked by dom top meow

>getting facefucked by a german shepard

>getting buttfucked by a magical fox who shrank me down to shota size

How the fuck do I stop being horny and no before you say it jerking off does NOT stop it

>>82118215
Honestly as I'm thinking about it, its not really worse than eating meat. Its just weird. You do you i guess

>>82118794
based
fuck i wanna adopt a big dog so bad

>>82118405
You do not want this happening to you. Fucked up my life. Yeah its cool being young again but damn made it harder for my parents. My mom was kinda happy since im an only child. Government had to step in and give me new documents, guess this happened to a few people. Had to go back through school which was bullshit but oh well, life was easy again for a while. You do not realize how little freedom you get as a kid, and you dont really get any actual good conversation for another decade. No one takes you seriously. Apparently the fox sometimes does repeats too. At least now i have money set aside if/when it happens again so my parents dont have to pay for shit. Oh well

>>82112119
Which one do they mean?

>>82118807
Dont say based to me. I dont want to be drug into this, i just feel like it cant be more immoral than killing and eating them. And we dont find that immoral as a society so idk

>>82118851
The one you get when you Google it???

>>82116715
He is the same guy who posts bbc threads and blames in on meow lol

>>82118866
>comparing killing an animal painlessly and quickly to traumatizing and abusing an animal for years
yeah not the same thing man.

>>82116795
Chadbot/cuckbot has been number 1 for a while since hue stopped being so active
*adjusts glasses*
He is literally into poop btw

>>82119016
>traumatizing and abusing
It's only that if anon's the one doing the penetration, tbqh.

>>82119016
sex with gaycel is traumatising true

Meowsers are you present you sissi commando?
I found your husband

active gay horse sex

>>82119091
Meow I'm a fat stupid cow yaymooooo bunnymutt is baka yay

We should BAN penetrative intercourse. Who is with me?

>>82119091
Ebin

Are you at some con
>>82119107
Fake I wouldn't care about that loser enough to mention him

>>82116908
You fap to yass queen flamboyant caricatures

>>82119016
I honestly doubt the animal dislikes it if its the top. Also its not painless for a lot of the animals but the meat industry is another issue. Not saying im not about to eat my chicken tendies rn just saying its a weird moral difference in society

>>82119127
I'm flying to finland to suck on your toes
t. bunnymutt

>>82119214
Feel free I won't be there to revive you

>>82119194
Of course the animal fucker would say that.

>>82119126
This thread is foot and oral only

Steelington are you present? I've spotted several Scawa twinks

>>82119127
Yea Otakon

>>82119219
Huffing your foot sweat will revive me
t. bunnymutt

>>82119264
You mean cosplayers or merch? Show some merch! I just finished my shift (I think) as am going to shower I need to get this sweat off of me and feel refreshed

>>82119292
Both! I will try to procure image proof, and buy some merch if I see anything good
I am duoing Lyney/Scawa tomorrow with someone

>>82119229
I personally wouldnt, im just playing devils advocate. It doesnt sound you like had a rebuttal though.

>>82119264
Yay have fun

>>82119316
Ok, good. Is it very crowded? What's your impression so far. Seen anything really cool?

>>82119387
It seems to me you're thinking way too much about butts. Dog butts no less. Doesn't that make you feel weird?

>>82119272
Because a lot of it is faked

Strap into your seats for this episode of..
"Is he gay or is he just really polite?"

>>82119452
How can foot sweat be fake

>>82119450
You keep trying to put me in with him when its obvious you dont have an argument for why our society views sex as worse than killing

Meow I wanna go to otakon with story yay I wanna huff his stinky burger armpits and armpenis yaymeow

>>82119525
It's really obvious you're horny for dog butts and try to use philosophical arguments to support your disgusting fantasies. I don't think you're a good person.

>>82119525
Killing animals for food that we need is necessary, having sex with them isn't. If you asked every person on earth if they wanted livestock to die painfully 99% would say no, they would want it to be as peaceful as possible. Fucking dogs is always harmful, because it's abusive and never consensual.

>>82119596
This an actual argument. However at this point we dont really need to kill animals in most countries. Its just easier and cheaper to since we already have the infrastructure for it and most people enjoy eating meat. Although i will state that it sounded like the other anon was the bottom in this situation which i would assume the animal would have to be willing for this but idk what he is up to.

>>82119712
faggot yeah

When I'm a powerful immortal I'll eat humans for food. They're so plentiful and they take care of themselves for the most part, so I won't even need a coop or barn or an oubliette or anything. I'd probably only need to take a few each year since they're so large, there's a lot of meat on each one. They'll be just like braindead filthy little beasts compared to me, the powerful immortal, so I won't feel any real ethical obligations towards them. If anything I'll be doing them a favor by ending their suffering.

>>82119712
Lab grown meat is still too expensive to produce, and the market is too centralised around the meat industry, that won't go away anytime soon that's just realism. Like asking people to stop drinking coffee, because as a society we do not need coffee, but coffee is too normalised to cease its' existence. It's not due to anyone's fault or moral failings, it is just the way it is.
>>82119748
>and they take care of themselves for the most part
Ha! You're hilarious!

I'm really want a boyfriend. But alas I am a robosexusl incel.

>>82119823
I agree. And im not arguing that people should have sex with animals, i really think they should not, just personally i dont really see killing something as morally better than fucking it. Same way i find rape as being on the same level as murder weird, or violence being pg 13 and sex being r or above.

>>82119823
Climate change will make coffee a rare and unaffordable luxury in our lifetime. Whole cuts of animal meat will also become unaffordable. It will inevitably be replaced by lab grown meat, which is objectively and unavoidably both cheaper and faster to grow without having to also grow the whole rest of the cow too. The 'lab grown' product will be cheaper, more consistent and probably more delicious in all honesty. I'm sure real beef steakhouses will still exist, but it'll be a very expensive, decadent indulgence for a certain type of rich guy. The type that likes vacationing at a ranch so he can shoot the animals himself.

would brad ever pee on his bf?

>>82119896
What's the difference between killing for survival and abusing for pleasure? You say you think if the animal "tops" it doesn't feel displeasure, but do you actually know that? Do you know how hard it is to train an animal to have sex with people? How you have to force it to? That you need to train it from an early age?
>>82119915
Maybe lab grown meat will be cheap eventually, but right now it's a whole lot more expensive so we're gonna have to live with killing animals for a while longer. And there is always going to be opposition to change. And while you're bringing up doomsday talk why not just talk about how we're all gonna die in world war three anyway? Sure looks to be on the horizon. It's pointless to predict future, live in the present or don't live at all.

>>82119944
Not drinking coffee and eating steaks is doomsday to you? I already don't really do either of those things.

hello fags, i'm straight but i keep having more and more dreams of me kissing dudes and getting intimate with them, what the fuck is going on, please explain

>>82119944
No i really dont know how sex with animals work. but again as a people of first world countries we arent killing for survival so its not an argument. Its killing for convenience, or at least supporting it. And i didnt say it doesnt feel displeasure, i just said i assumed it consented because males of most species generally have to consent in some form unless otherwise drugged for sex.

>>82119977
Talking shit about shit being unaffordable and a commidity ain't doomsday talk? Losing all our privileges in the future? I don't eat many steaks or drink coffee, I'm just parroting you.
>>82120051
It's for survival and for the norm, yeah maybe we could eat less animals but people aren't going to do that so why complain? Gonna complain about paint drying next? Shit happens get over it, if you want shit to change then change it. And right, you don't know anything about this subject do you? Then stop talking like you do, you just look like a fool.

>>82119442
Pretty crowded but the building is spaced well so it's not too bad, much merch to spend on
Usually I hate crowds but everyone dressed as dorks negates the anxiety for me
Fun time, a bit better than Fanexpo was last month
City sucks doe, con-goers are the only polite and pleasant people, I miss the mountains :<

>>82120083
>Shit happens
Much like that anon fucking a dog. You keep going in your own circle like a retard

I like cooking stews with pasta because they last for a longer time than just cooking meat and it's cheaper. Hope my fbf is a stewcel like me.

>>82120083
Listen buddy I just tell the future, I wasn't assigning values to it. Take the topic of 'lab meat' for example, isn't the associated reduction in animal suffering a good thing? Isn't it good if factory farms as they exist today become obsolete? It's good if the whole process becomes much more humane and efficient, resulting in a cheaper and higher quality product. The reduced availability of 'real' cuts of animal meat might be a bad thing, depending on your perspective.

If I ganna get really real with you I think advances in genetic engineering and computer science will make most of these discussions around food moot, as we'll either modify the food or ourselves or both to suit our needs. Or we'll mindscan and upload to the cloud and forfeit the flesh altogether. Is that good? Or bad? You decide.

>>82119921
I pee on myself only

>>82120146
>>82120208
Sorry anons I was just ragebaiting at this point but I am too bored of this now thanks baibai.

jeetoidcoded discussion, dni

I missed Brad's transformerposting while I was gone.

>>82120229
I didn't post much, I did get a new figure though if you wanna see. I think you'll like it.

>>82120219
Have a good nap. I stay WOKE. When I'm a genetically engineered immortal cyber vampire you'll be my first meal. Oh yeah buddy I'm up all night.

I sense a ruotsi aka filefag imposter
He's too autistic to remember names

>>82120234
Yeah sure is it cool do you still have the gun megatron(?) fig or was that in my imagination.

>>82120242
Well is there any way for me to confirm it's me? Plus it's not like it matters right, no one here knows enough about me for me to prove it's myself. Also I have really good memory, at least with some things.

is there tactful way to tell someone on grindr that they look a bit jewish

Why would you even need to tell them that?

>>82120219
Oh i thought thats what i was doing

>>82120246
He's the evil police car guy. Yea I swapped out my Megatron for his better Japanese made counterpart though. He still turns into a gun. With the stock and silencer accessories too. Cost me like 200 bucks though.

>>82120241
Very lewd anon very lewd.

>>82120259
Nvm it is you
Go to sleep it's late goodnight oyasumi

Beef cows? Rare animal, pampered, lives in a heated stall with magnetic locks and security sensors. When portioned into steaks, it's worth over half a milly.

Humans? Common, semi-feral pest animals, infesting the streets below individually or in groups. The city offers a per-head bounty for their destruction.

Remember when brad wanted to sex up filefag

if i had a functioning asshole id have had gay sex a million times by now
but unfortunately i am gaycel
fml

he still does thoughbeit

>>82120286
Wow ragebaiting each other isn't that romantic?
>>82120289
Ah from the first transformers movie? That's neat. I should rewatch those movies they're very fun even if not that good.
>>82120300
It's only 21 pm I don't need to go bed yet.

>>82120312
Remember when King Odysseus returned to Ithaca after a long and perilous voyage only to find that his court and people had forgotten him and his wife had remarried and only his faithful hound remembered the master?

I hate my job
They changed my schedule around so my shift is 2 hours later and 1 hour longer and it feels like I have so much less time
I didn't even get a raise for my new position
Such balderdash

Yeah that's right I know about Greeks. Now watch this discus throw--

ruotsi is a known ragebaiter and thus he will be killed by the r9g expedition to evropa death squad

>>82120335
>they're very fun even if not that good
Sums them up, they're shit but entertaining.

my eye hurts also. tfw no bf to lick my eyes.

>>82120335
Yeah ill make a dogburger for dinner

Just ate my cum after cranking it and got a pube in my mouth. Why does God hate me so???

>>82120398
I like ripping off my pubes and eating them. Is this not normal?

>>82120409
No but it sounds really hot. You should start an onlyfans.

>>82120357
Wow you're so good at that anon

>>82120398
it's a sign you will love hairy balls in adulthood

>>82120374
Have you seen the newer-ish movies? The plots have degraded a lot but they're still fun and COOL because robots fighting COOL hell YEAH. I saw the latest on in cinema with my mother (cos I'm a a loser.)
>>82120376
What's a- ah no no I won't fall for that nice try anon.

>>82120446
Ah you're also a momma's boy like me. Cute.

Yea I didn't like the last live action one, it was really shit and the cgi has degraded a lot. I liked the newest animated one. Yea. I mainly just like the original cartoon and the Michael Bay ones. The Bumblebee movie is decent though.

>>82120461
I haven't seen the new animated one. I don't like watching movies alone and mom doesn't wanna see it. But I'm NOT a momma's boy she wanted to go see it and since she had no one else to go with so I went with her.

i will never have sex because i have a disfunctional asshole
none of you know this pain

>>82120536
It's pretty good, a worthwhile watch. Hey you can watch it with dear old uncle Brad if you wish.

You mention your mother a lot I don't know if you're being truthful!

mommy issues bf or mommys boy bf

If any of the vic 2 anons are still on, what should my next campaign be. Crimea mod

>>82120560
Do I? I don't remember mentioning her that much...

>>82120677
Maybe once or twice. I was exaggerating.

Anyways I'm hungry

I miss emo. He was always fun to talk to.

>>82120620
groBHolland

I love picking up pills from cvs. Also buying my sister nerds gummy clusters cause she's visiting this weekend.

>>82120746
As in netherlands into germany?

I wish I could get into transformers again but absolute fuckers keep insisting on giving optimus prime lips. Ruins the whole franchise for me.
Faceplate supremacy.

>>82120724
I have hamburgers in the freezer but they're frozen can you wait a few hours also I have no toppings so um I'd have to go to the store or something but we could go together if u wanted.

I got some free salmon from work, it was the ends of the filet that didn't end up weighing 6oz so they couldn't use them. Gonna roast them in the oven and probably top them with pesto. I made some roasted Brussel sprouts with balsamic glaze and bacon yesterday, I love eating healthy.

I'm such a burden I should kill myself violently yay

>>82120756
I usually do Belgium + SudAfrika + Picardie + Indonesia but that works too

>>82120836
I would like a burden if he will cuddle and watch studio ghibli movies with me

>>82120618
im a mommys boy but i guess two mommys boys cant bf, right

i cak kever havesex necaue my ssshoel is destroyed
should i just kill myeself
no one will ever love mr
i tried woth a belt a few weks ago but it broke

I love storyanon's porkpeen yay yum it's so tasty yay meow

>>82120100
I really like Pikachu on the bottom right and holy fug cinnamonroll spotted. Buy buy buy

no one has ever responded to my destroyed asshole posts
i am the only gaycel in this thread series

Where is this con, out curiosity? Is it a large one or one of the smaller ones? How inflated are the prices?

>>82119823
Slavery was once normalized and whole industries were dependent on it but that didn't stop me (anon) from ending it

>>82120861
Nobody would like me yay death

>>82121141
Abraham lincon??

""""*gaycels"""""
dont care unlessnir futurefemboyboyfriendgigachaldsex
Huh
they will not egen respond to you

>>82119896
Ah but you see what makes rape so horrible is the lasting effects, the trauma and this feeling of never feeling safe again. When you have your boundaries crossed like that and you feel violated and powerless it will make the rest of your life hell. And not to mention the gossip, the feeling of never being good enough to deserve a partner etc.But murder just ends everything. So it's better from my pov. I'd rather die than be raped. Or if I was to be raped I'd rather plan and execute an elaborate revenge and then kms. Dying isn't that bad living can be worse.

>>82121151
No, Jeb Bush.

>>82120100
>the twi-twi
macabre

>>82119977
Your whole made up fantasy post was doomsday talk yes. Might as well say drinking water will be a luxury in 2034. Shut your dumb ass down son. We really should force people like you to put their money where their mouth is and bet on their predictions.

https://files.catbox.moe/wk3blj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/wlb39h.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ogt9uo.jpg
Alright which one of you is this?

>>82121302
my honda civic is silver

>>82121302
Storymobile spotted in Ohayo

>>82120340
His wife didn't remarry she organized a competition to decide her new husband which was just a ploy to buy time until his return. How do you get this basic fact, her being known for her fidelity wrong? Because you're a woman hating faggot aren't you?
Filefag still isn't going to have sex with Brad

>>82121302
I drive an Accord

I can't believe how many anons have cars and drivers licenses
I am but a humble cyclist

>>82121348
can't do shit without a car in America, except in Jewtroplis

>>82121348
mom made me do it

>>82120620
Cry me a river mod lmao

With all those plushies it's probably a troon, troons love plushies.

>>82120813
I think you should put some matcha on it

>>82121140
Not as inflated as your ego

>>82121107
Right?! I had one of the kuromi already, coincidence??
We brought this one with us and someone was matching
>>82121140
DC, capital of the evil empire
Quite large, everything's inflated everywhere anyway

Meanwhile I shall dine once more on frozen pizza. At least it's better than fast food again, price wise anyway.

>>82121386
my trans gf filey...

I think if lavenderanon smeared shit on his face it would be an upgrade lookswise

like some tribal paint or a full mask

chadbot was the lavenderanon bully all along huh

>>82121125
I revalidated my butt for 7 years and now it works again

>>82121374
Hue and his brother grandi will be executed by firing squad live on r9g

>>82121414
That's a large kitten!
Kuromi-chan so cute and ebil, I have a keychain of her but also wanted cinnamonroll one. Recently I got a shirt of sanrio characters I really like it, just wish I had more of that merch myself. How long are you staying at the con?

>>82121447
Probably yeah
>>82121466
It would look like a gundam head

I may try the resident evil village game tho I didn't like the ones I tried before and can't even remember them. I may try few more horror games out in general despite not liking the genre in games. I just need to get those fags to set up my home internet soon. Lying incompetent retards

Waa why isn't anyone coming saving me waaaa waaaa waaaa

I wish I could go see Weapons with my sister, it looks really creepity, but I'm working pretty much the entire time she's here. I shall have to see it alone, and get very spooked.
Does anyone else like sitting in the very front row of the theater? People keep telling me I'm weird for doing that, but I like how up close and intense it is.

>>82121571
No, I like to sit a few rows back, the screen is too big down there and it hurts my neck.

>>82121497
Based and sanriopilled
I brought my cinnamaroll shirts for nightwear
Leaving Sunday night; I won't be able to reliably make threads until then but I'm keeping my eyes on you all
My shoes have LED bottoms but its too bright to show rn
>>82121526
Thankyu for spamming the image I posted first yay

>>82121612
It applies to me way more so why shouldn't I post it yay

wdid if I'm too shy to approach the boys I like best

>>82120860
Oh i just did that kinda recently then.

>>82121674
Make a fake profile of a girl and flirt with them on social media

>>82121737
bold of you to assume they're on anything but grindr...

Three years since the transplant, I finally started to regain some direction in life. Getting a better job and going back to college this fall. Trying to fix my credit and shopping for a house so I can move back out. Mom had a heart attack last year, she's doing okay now but getting frail. Dad just got cancer. He's starting chemo in September. I'm going to have to help take care of them, do all the chores and stuff, etc. And I just found out that my sister tore her ACL. Since her bed and bath are upstairs she's moving in here with us while it heals. I'll be taking her kids to and from school and who knows what else haha. I hope I don't burn out in the first semester already

>>82121674
This + I'm not anywhere near strong enough to defend myself in case the type of guy I'm into kicks my shit in for being a faggot.
I cope by covertly being a massive pervert, it helps me cope with not being able to ask them out or compliment them.

I wish I could get a transplant so my penis wouldn't be so small and useless and bottoms would stop making fun of me for my penis only being 7 inches long

>>82121849
>7 inches long
>only

it's over

>>82121797
good luck anon! i hate watching everyone age

>>82121861
You'll never know what it's like having a bottom making fun of you for having a tiny 7 inch long 6 inch wide white penis

>>82121815
I like guys who're shorter and/or lighter than me + who are somewhat girly but it's hard to pull when I don't like sharing pics of myself in a skirt lol, I'm vers but present as a top bc I dislike most guys and I don't know how to do girly outfits.

>>82121891
true, I'll probably never get far enough with anyone to be made fun of for my penis in general

you will never understand the pain and humiliation of life with a standard small pp but a long lanky body

>>82121990
This is only a problem if you're a bottom thoughie

>>82120790
Do you have any cheese? I like them plain anyways

>>82121797
Liver transplant anon? Wow it has been a while.

>>82121338
she was known for infidelity you fool

>>82121999
im like 80/20 bottom

>>82121699
play espain but dont retake american colonies

>>82122057
I'm like 100% top and I'd probably cram my cock up your ass if I could

>>82108376 (OP)
Friday night!
Time to cover my penis in another mans slimy stinking shit and cum, then scream on the Internet I deserve respect!!!!

>>82122085
that would probably pretty fun idk maybe it hurts

hello weak, anxious gay bwois. all of u are my play things to bully and hurt ^_^

>>82122158
Kill yourself yay

>>82122156
My penis is only 7 inches long and 6 inches in diameter so it's tiny and would never hurt a bottom

>>82122181
ok soup can

>>82122181
That's pretty small.
Hope you're at least good with at BJs.

desu i dont know what these girth measurments are supposed to look like

>>82121571
I like sitting in the back so that no one is behind me. Probably was a cowboy in my past life and got shot in the back.
>>82121612
Show shirt. Get sanrio shoes.

>>82122225
holy flip it really was abe lincoln

>>82122276
Cute and underrated topical post. I knew freeing the slaves was the right thing to do.
But that's probably why I'm so cautious. Always careful of who's behind me and aware of my surroundings. Expecting potential random attacks when walking down the street. Always trying to be as ready as you can be knowing full well there is nothing you can do if someone really, really wanted to assassinate you :)

>>82122173
you dare talk back to me? b-bwahahjahaha!! look at ur FACE!

what happened to pxlschizo i havent been here in a minute

I love DRINKING. I love CONSUMING ALCOHOL. It is GOOD.

>>82122364
He started having shamanic visions of
transexual future and killed himself or died due to poor dental hygiene

>>82122320
true. every treetop could be a shooter youre only 'safe' at homebase

Imagine if meow asked you for a foot massage after a long day if walking around

You know I really don't know how to take pictures apparently because I just took a dozen of myself hoping one would turn out but nope of course not. I think I look okay but in pictures I look like some kind of monster and I don't know anyone that I'd ask to take them of me

>>82122451
Damn, and I thought my feet were ugly.

>>82122434
ive only had alcohol once in 2025 and it didnt feel like it used to. i guess im done with that

What a fitting time to watch footfag episode of king of the hill

>>82122451
imagine molesting a weak, timid, insecure gay boy while they just mutter incoherent shit as they flash back to when they were abused similarly as a kid uwu (SO CUTE!)

>>82122533
That's, uhh- I think that's the sort of question that you might want to keep to your self in the future.

King of the Hill reboot (season 14) is now newly released on Hulu. Downloade the 10 episode series and give it a view today!

the idea of a koth reboot makes me sick i dont know if ill become bored enough to watch that

>>82122434
i tried beer for the first time last month and it tasted like shit and made me feel like shit idk how people do it

>>82122655
No. Quiet you

>>82122225
Back to room, after shower I shall
Also I saw a person cosplaying Randal from Ranfran and had an autism episode

>>82122703
>>82122809
It's quite good. Better than the Futurama reboot. Dale's voice actor isn't great though, RIP.

>>82122846
>Better than something i didnt like at all
I watched some and didnt care for it. No good reason to bring it back

i like not eating for days so that i become so loopy and fucked up that i need to eat a meal before i can function
in short im making penne bolognese and then playing video games

>>82122451
Why are they all crooked and bent in different ways? wtf is wrong with this niggas feet?

>>82122451
God, such cute tootsies. My toes are all mangled from years of gnawing.

>>82122208
Not sure what this means but if I could be a soup I'd be a minestrone or a borscht

When I watched King of the Hill as a kid I didn't understand it was supposed to be a somewhat uplifting comedy. I grew up in a big city and the lifestyle these people lead seemed so miserable and depressing to me; it seemed like a show that existed for the sole purpose of bumming you out. Now that I'm an adult I'm so glad there are people out there who can live entire lives like Hank's and be happy. To each their own, and God Bless.

Having hot gay buttsex with a fat chef in the bilge of a British naval vessel while the captain extols about the sin of Sodomy on the main deck to the ranking officers

Why do i feel physically bad if i cum 4 times a day

>>82123233
Because you're not Cumming inside an obese femboy.
Reprioritize. Restructure. Replan. Regroup. Fuck a fat dude in the ass and have him call you daddy. Revitalize.

>>82123116
is this chudbait

>>82123233
have you considered only cumming once a day

jerking off only feels good after a day of arousing thoughts building up to it. dont see the point in doing a bunch of quickies

I just nutted to milf porn again it's over ...

>>82123370
>>82123428
I have what you would call an addiction

i either jerk off because morning wood or drugs or boredom but i can only do more than once a day if im on drugs, if you're whacking it 4 times a day natty something might be wrong