Thread 82110041

Dicklets of /r9k/, how do you cope with your situation?

>>82110041 (OP)
by fisting your mom

>>82110041 (OP)
This is so stupid. I hate the fact I have this fetish. I'm pretty big at 7.3 or 7.4 inches, bone pressed from the top with the ruler over the cock like they do in those scientific studies, but there are plenty of men out there with 9-inch monsters you can see posting images on X.

By not pourposedly showing it to "people" who are out there to kill me...

>>82110041 (OP)
I'm not really into cuck stuff because it seems a bit too mean but the thought of having a guy willing to let me collect all kinds of different toys like this he'd willingly wear depending on my mood is really appealing.

>>82110041 (OP)
i don't cope, im fine with it
I know its on the smaller size (5.3 inches / around 13.5cm) but i'm not insecure about it, doesn't really bother me or cause me distress
if its not enough for a possible future partner, that sucks but that's fair, everyone has their preferences
you take what comes to you and move on to the next venture

>>82110041 (OP)
Porn and antidepressants.

>>82110600
5.3 isn't dicklet, this is perfectly average
If you're above micropenis don't feel bad about your size, remember most normies are probably average anyways

>>82110600
>Anons who have cancer, how do you cope?
>I don't cope, I'm fine with it. I don't have cancer so it doesn't bother me.

>>82110600
Whats the image from? Looks familiar, but I can't place it.

>>82110041 (OP)
This doesn't affect me. I was never going to have sex anyways.

>>82110041 (OP)
I know the girl I meet is going to ask me to do this so im prepping now for the shame, fuck man

>>82110041 (OP)
I have the opposite problem. I'm a gay bottom but i have a pretty thick and moderately-sized to slightly big dick.

I really wish i just had a smaller dick. I can barely fit my dick into most underwear that isn't shitty boxers. I can't wear panties or other cute things.

>>82110958
Then OP should have asked for sexhaver dicklets specifically.

>>82111047
That makes no sense. Learn to read.

>>82110958
not coping is not the same as pretending that nothing is wrong
if anything, its the opposite as you don't try to distract yourself from whatever it is thats wrong with you

Not a dicklet but after 10+ years of being with my girl she cums 90% of the time with my tongue on her clit and my finger on her g-spot, that's just how she likes to cum now because it's the fastest most effecient way for her to get her nut

We have a cage but she's only put me in it like 5 times unfortunately

>>82111093
Sure it does. The picture doesn't apply to dicklets who don't even have sex.

>>82111130
Irrelevant since you are replying to OP and not the picture.

>>82111137
OP didn't say pic unrelated. Learn to read.

>>82111120
steve??????????aaaaaaa

>>82111140
You didn't reply to the picture.

>>82110041 (OP)
I masturbate I guess, I'm not sure. I don't really think about my below average dick often. I won't ever have sex unless I pay for it which I won't unless masturbating stops feeling good for.

True dicklet here. There is no coping. I just allow my justified, righteous anger to flow freely.

>>82111158
You analogized being fine with cancer because you don't have it. You directly referenced the picture.

>>82111187
That literally has nothing to do with the picture. What are you smoking?

>>82111197
The picture...of the dicklet using a cocksleeve dildo for sex? You compared saying that he's not coping with saying cancer is fine because you don't even have cancer.
I'm smoking you btw.

>>82110041 (OP)
I never even came close to having sex, so it never was a problem that actually mattered.
The good thing about being ugly and having low self esteem, is that technically none of your other flaws matter: you are already at the bottom.

>>82111032
but anon, I wanna watch you flop :((((

>>82111215
Okay. I just realized that English is not your first language so I'm going to stop bullying you about it. I'm just gonna let you know that what you're saying is a complete non-sequitur and it makes zero sense to anyone else reading it. Maybe go back to the beginning of the conversation and read it again until you get it.

>>82110625
Anything below the top 10% is a -let. Manlet, dicklet, etc. This i how holes think.

>>82111249
>everyone who points out how fucking retarded i am is brown
>uses big words wrong
flawless victory

>>82111219
stop that anon that's too lewd >////w///<

>>82111279
bottoms like you should be made to put their useless fat dicks into very sloppy wet onaholes as foreplay....

>>82110041 (OP)
>>82110056
Do these things really exist? How do you call those, penis extender?

>>82111370
Mmmh... maybe only if you said so...

W-would you let me top you.. just once..? >w<...

>>82110041 (OP)
Ive legit seen women say that guys that arent hung should use one of those dick sleeves like its totally normal and doesnt destroy a guy. The same way they see nothing wrong with have a body count or other white behaviors. How did we lose control of women like this.

>>82111455
If you made me cum first it's fair game >:3

>>82111617
O-okayyyyyy....

I'd.. be gentle, I swear.. and you could be like a dom power bottom while i do it. Maybe even insult my big useless sissy cock... :3

>>82110115
Most men that get with a non-virgin woman are basically cucks anon.

>>82111560
Men who are actually small would be happy to meet a woman who would be okay if they used one of those. But they don't exist.

>>82111658
I'd be probably be p quiet, enjoying the change of pace, taking notes on your weak spots anon... I can bully but mostly I just like getting (you) all flustered...
If it can bring me pleasure it's really not so useless >:3

>>82110041 (OP)
smoke weed, jack off, play vidya gaymes, ponder random bullshit
the one positive thing about being single is that my expenses are low after taxes, bills, house payments etc

>>82111120
>she cums 90% of the time with my tongue on her clit and my finger on her g-spot, that's just how she likes to cum now because it's the fastest most effecient way for her to get her nut
congrats! you've failed as a man

>>82110041 (OP)
Sometimes it's nice to read stories about women being brutally tortured. Just a little bit of karma.

>>82110041 (OP)
I don't cope, I go between not thinking about it and hatred at myself and everyone else. Sometimes I get close to a girl and have to stop myself going further because if we married I would ruin her sexlife.

>>82110041 (OP)
Life sucks and I am forced to date a ton of women until I find one with a big ass

I don't cope. I am 25 and khhv. I want emotional intimacy but am terrified of getting to the physical stage and having to show my ugly little dick. It wouldn't even be so bad if it had some girth, but its literally like a fucking expo marker. Idk I will probably just kms at some point it's so fucking emasculating

Bump original zh

>>82111120
>>82112212
Nta, but apparently, this actually is the easiest way to make a woman orgasm. Flicking her clitoris with your tongue, putting your tongue under her frenulum, and fingering her g-spot. If you make her orgasm with your cock, she was likely stimulating her clitoris with her hand, anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvuaY_D6gWA

>>82113149
fingering or licking a woman pussy because your inadequate penis size can't do the job is one of the most humiliating thing a ''man'' can experience

>>82113168
I've got a 7.3 or 7.4-inch cock, bone pressed from the top with the ruler over the cock like they do in those scientific studies, and I can imagine myself worshipping a woman's pussy as a treat for her from time to time. Also, my cock looks small compared to those 9-inch monsters you can see on X.

>>82112212
doesn't feel like it when she's cumming on my lips though, plus I always give her sloppy pussy a deep creampie after she's got her nut
>>82113149
You lick her clit in steady rythmic motions up and down and put your middle finger into her pussy and press upwards towards her belly, that is her g-spot

Do that and she'll be done in about 3 minutes

>>82113279
nice mouth bro too bad your dick game sucks

>>82110041 (OP)
My gf suggested we try this so I told her that she can get a dildo and go fuck herself instead.

>>82113279
if I ever date a guy and he has a smaller than average dick (hasn't happened yet fortunately) I will only let him do this to me.. and thats if i'm actually dating him. if its a brief hookup i'm not even doing that lmao

>>82113498
Why would he want to do that with your necrotized neovagina though

>>82110041 (OP)
I just gave up and locked my "dick" up in a cage. I want to totally desexualize myself.

>>82110041 (OP)
How do you tell if someone has a big dick?

>>82113885
>How do you tell if someone has a big dick?
is tall and/or black

>>82113149
>putting your tongue under her frenulum
Does this go by any other name? I'm trying to do research.

>>82114173
I'm gay you can't fool me. I've never been off by over half an inch given enough prep time to analyze and run the formula.

>>82113885
Compare it to the other dicks you see on the internet

>>82114173
Tall girl here. Dick is smol

>>82114329
So out of all the people you fucked what traits did the guy with the biggest dick have besides tall? The record is held by a sub6ft Mexican.

>>82110041 (OP)
>how it feels to be 6x4.75

>>82110971
You can literally type the text from that image in to a search engine and it comes right up. Learn to google

>>82114361
Biggest guy wasn't that tall or black. Consistently it's always been guys from the mediterranean region. 8/10 times when they send a pic they're hung like arabian horses

>>82110041 (OP)
By not putting myself in the situations that require to have sex

>>82114398
No I mean like physical traits wider/thicker/thick hair/pretty ugly etc.

I'm trying to get bottomed out honey.

>>82114449
None of those things really correlate for dick size and even race seems to have minimal effect. With 4ish billion men on the planet that extra 2% can really make the average stand out but it's still roughly a 20/80 ratio if you tossed a dart

>>82114486
I notice the traits above are significant, but some guys with huge dicks just seem more there or something idk, also usually have a distinct face.

If I see it I already know.

>>82114449
Long nose ridge is the only known correlate to big dick size in men. Chad type facial features is probably another correlate if it was ever studied so unironically just go for handsome guys.

>>82114536
Our of all the hung guys I've seen and met I can't say that's the case for my area. Even the so called ugly guys can be swinging beef

whatabout curve-lets. im like a boomerang, to the left. im not big either, but im not small enough for the number to be memorable, so i wanna say like, 5'ish inches, just leaning around corners like im clearing a room with just a pistol.

how it happened too is like a straight up horror/slasher movie set up. i have/had one heckirino of a dick mutilation story. i survived it, but, wew. i basically just....deskinned the entire top half of the head of my penis. with no idea if it would even work. or even knowing what i expected to happen. i just did it.

>>82110041 (OP)
MK ULTRA brainwash to make me despite the very idea of sex so I can welcome the void that is death with open arms

>>82114983
i got in a situation where i despised sex and actively hated it. it doesnt make it any better. you still wish you could, but you cope and tell yourself its "just to tick the box"

4.5 inches here

I cope by the fact that I have managed to sleep with 5 women, two of which were long-term relationships. If it were such a problem for them, they would have let me know. The one I'm with currently even called it a "hog" because of my girth.

I know that eventually I will run into a girl who DOES have a problem with it, but they are not in the majority. And in fact, if we as a society start making a shift away from pornography, even less will end up being size queens.

>>82115053
>oh im short hahaha gosh but i have sex
>teehee girth but its not noteworthy haha
yeah im taking the bait you fucknut, so whats the fucking girth. "oh man im short" - man with tire checker length baseball in conceal carry mode

fuck you

>>82110041 (OP)
Is it futile to try to keep any woman if I have a small penis?

Has anyone here used a cock sleeve for real? How does it feel?

>>82115077
okay sorry that second last sentence is actually legit nonsense because somehow i forgot like 2 entire words.
>man with the tire checker length baseball *BAT* in a conceal carry mode.

they make super short aluminum/wood baseball bats under the guise of that you need to whack a tire sometimes to check its bead or something. its definitely not just modifying a regular and normal sporting equipment and putting it into the legal category of "a tool" (i check my tie-ers with thus!", and so your not carrying a weapon, your carrying a tool, in an attempt to lessen or decrease the legal penalties you will catch when you use this to kneecap a motherfucka

some dude at the pub calls you a faggot. you slip his disc with your tire checker. instead of assault with a deadly weapon, its bodily harm. your femboy boytoy gets to see you in 6 months, not 16 years.

>>82115131
fucking forgot the picture.

>>82111375
Yes they exist. Don't know exactly what they are called. Try cock sheath, or something to that effect I know for certain bad dragon sells some.