Thread 82113088

i just heard a loud bang from my roommate's room, so loud it shook my fucking walls, followed by what sounded like a bunch of shit falling and a bunch of water pouring out for several minutes.
this was like 15 minutes ago. his light is still on.

>water pouring out
I laughed at your stupid autistic larp description written by a retard

are we in /x/ territory, or in /adv/ territory here OP?

>>82113088 (OP)
anon congratulations you just got traumatized

>>82113088 (OP)
you should probably knock on the door or something

>>82113102
Nah, ignore the incident until the smell becomes unbearable

just living in an apartment normal stuff

>>82113096
it sounded like someone dumping a jug of water onto a tile floor for several minutes
>>82113099
/adv/ i guess, i don't know if i'm retarded for not doing anything yet but i feel that whatever i do would inconvenience me greatly for a good deal of time. i just want to live my lie for as long as i can

>>82113088 (OP)
I'm going to guess he's probably shot himself in the head and the "water" you heard is the blood pouring out of his head. If he isn't dead already he's going to be brain dead very shortly.

>>82113144
is your flatmate angry or a coke addict, or something? if not, go fucking check on him NOW.
(then report back.)

>>82113088 (OP)
Did the pipes burst in your apartment? If so, call the landlord and tell him to repair it.

>>82113088 (OP)
knock on his door

if no answer call the police for a welfare check n say you are too scared to check yourself

xd

/r9k/ i just summoned a water elemental and i can hear my stupid roommate tapping away, blabbing to the internet about it.

>>82113088 (OP)
OP's roommate here, just checking in with all you fine people as it seems like some of you are concerned I may have killed myself!
I'm not dead! I didn't shoot myself! I'm not suicidal!
What OP heard was the explosion of my steam-powered goon station. The water was, well, water. I keep a few tanks of water which I convert to steam using a furnace, the steam powers the engine which I use to power a suction-device which sucks my cock in such a way that is simply unachievable through fleshlights and other sex toys / devices. The steam power really makes a difference!!
Unfortunately, I got a little TOO into it today and my heckin' steam engine exploded! Don't worry, I'm fine but my goon station is RUINED!
There's water all over the floor, my engines broke, my suction machine is in need of repair ... heck!
Well, I haven't even cum yet!!!
I'm really not sure what to do!!! You see, I NEED that steam-powered goon station to get off I can't simply get off with my hand anymore

Any advice kind strangers of 4chan???

i can get bessie (my steam engine) repaired but it will take at least a week and I'm used to gooning daily ....

obviously op larping
literally call cops and wellness check to see if he alt f4d
me neighbor died and like it just stunk like endless weed smoke so bad i was coughing in my house next to hers
stupid cunt , then its always the neglectful siblings that show up , pretend to cry, then immediately start liquidating all the dead person's assets for a quick buck

>>82113245
of course. sometimes the simplest explanation is the correct one.

idk if a gunshot would rattle walls, it's a "sharper" report than what I think you are imagining. I have never fired a gun in a house but I don't think you'd notice the wall shaking like it's thunder more than the sheer volume.

>>82113088 (OP)
Have you check it out, anon? Post pic

>>82113245
I thought you got the steam powered Buck Breaker 5000

the pajeet toilet accident

take all his valuable stuff and then call the police

>>82113088 (OP)
i have seen so many suicide videos (dont ask why) and it only sounds like this if it's a shotgun or high caliber pistol
if he's owned powerful handguns or shotguns, you know the drill.

>>82113245
Sorry that happened to you Anon, i hope you manage to fix it so you can indulge in your favorite pastime asap. Also please explain that to your roomate OP, they seem worried. Given he's on this board the chances of him being a gooner and autistic stemcel are high, he may be able to help you. Wish you luck!