Thread 82114658

There once was a boy named anon
In my presence he often would fawn
For he's been my slut
Since his cute little butt
First encountered my giant strap-on

>>82114658 (OP)
i look like this but im dom

>>82114658 (OP)
i'm 6'2, skinny fat, with a hair ass crack, cock, and balls

>>82114670
same bro im 16 bmi

>>82114670
Me too but I wish I looked like a woman with a fat ass and big titties or like the bottom right in OPs pic.
You feel the same way?

>>82114679
Yeah for sure, but as I get older, the dream becomes more and more gray. My heads getting fatter and my bones are pronounced as fuck. I am an orc.

>>82114658 (OP)
I look like this but I'm a 5'8 28 year old middle aged man with a receding hairline and bodyhair that would put feral gorillas to shame. But also I do look like that however

>>82114697
Sounds like its over for you then.
Im only 19. What would you recommend I do?

>>82114658 (OP)
boys should be banned from not looking like that pic

>>82114658 (OP)
There once was a boy sitting in class
Drawing pictures of himself as a lass
When other boys found out they beat his ass
Now shes a girl and they suck her dick en masse

>>82114713
Depends on your reasoning. Instead of deciding based on age, you should be thinking about how the lifestyle will effect you top-down. Physically, mentally, psychologically. Look into sexual plasticity, etc. Its like doing any drug, anon.

>>82114784
that's not a limerick you retard, also the meter is way irregular.

>>82114811
Fuck da police

>>82114870
There's a boy named anon that I know
Who can put on a hell of a show
He'll obediently thank me
For the time that he drank pee
And the Fetlife guys I made him blow

>>82114675
you need to have a bmi of 18 to post here

i wish we lived in a world of cute heterosexual boys and women attracted to them

>>82116490
Meh. Even if we did, only the cutest boys would get pegged. The ugly ones would go without. Nothing much would change

>>82114658 (OP)
>into the butt it goes

>>82116490
Kaede is cute and I think she would peg Shuichi

>>82114658 (OP)
this poem fucking sucks just peg me already

>>82118739
they have that role reversal vibe, he's just such a twink

>>82119865
no woman wants to do leash training what the hail is this

>>82119046
let's hear you write a better one, moid

>>82119897
that's why my fictional 2d women are superior

>>82119968
she met a moid slut
he craved girlcock up his butt
he cried: she was rough!

>>82119046
>>82120063
first one was better

>>82120077
you're racist against haikus

>>82119046
I'm not taking applications from philistines

keep fawning over me saar

>>82114669
>i look like this but im dom
DM me

>>82121324
hmmm state your gender first.

femme doms and male doms having sex sounds very hot

>>82121408
He'll need to wear a condom
His penis is very small
Hes never been inside me
Before trying his tiny weenie down my throat
That would be the most horrible mistake
Anyone could potentially make

>>82114658 (OP)
>>82115119
I thought I wanted to be a poetess's muse but now I'm not so sure anymore

>>82114658 (OP)
I want a girl that is gay. I hate women that are not head over heals crazy about boys. Fujoshis are super attractive because they find men attractive.

>>82123618
>Fujoshis are super attractive because they find men attractive.
yeah exactly! they might be the only women who do.