Thread 82114724

>Oh I've been e-dating this person on disco-
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Fucking 13 yr olds

straight up

if you cant play pokemon, kill yourself

>>82114724 (OP)
Yeah, of course..haha
Only dumb kids e-date, lol stupid kids.
A grown ass man would never stoop so low as to waist his time on e-dating..haha
..that would be pathetic..

>>82114724 (OP)
>Fucking 13 yr olds
Hello, it is me, the president. I am here for the activity you mentioned

>>82114724 (OP)
i miss my e-bf

>>82114759
what happened to him?
oreganodesu

>>82114759
Stop fucking complaining. I'm 25 and you've been through much more than you have. You haven't seen shit yet. Now shut the fuck up.

>>82114769
I'm sick and tired of hedonistic underageb&s saying genuinely retarded shit on this site and making it worse for everyone. You don't know real heartbreak. You are just a little fucking baby who complains about everything. Please. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
NECK YOURSELF.

>>82114752
>I miss looking at text
then ERP with a chatbot loser

>>82114759
I'm jerking my hard thick bare cock.

>>82114786
Its not the same.
You have no soul. You wouldnt understand.

>>82114783
But who gives a shit. Keep feeding this monster of a cesspool with your inane diarrhea. Maybe someone will actually care. Maybe another underageb& faggot like yourself. But I don't.

>>82114765
left me
>>82114789
i'm rubbing my boobs because they're sore

>>82114800
Don't rub your little tits too hard or you'll get long wrinkly nipples

>>82114793
>>Its not the same.
>>You have no soul. You wouldnt understand.
>I just like to torture myself
just start cutting then

>>82114800
He left you? Good. That's fucking amazing. No one should have to deal with you. You're a whiny little underage bitch and you should fuck off to Jewsky. /r9k/ is not for you, bitch.
>>82114825
Or start doing this.
Either way, fine with me. Again, you will never experience real heartbreak.

>>82114818
no one will ever see them anyway unless my e-bf comes back
>>82114827
>tripnigger

>>82114841
my e-gf left me you want to replace her?

>>82114846
no i want my e-bf back

>>82114841
Nobody asked to see your hot little boobs and you can't post them anyways

I'm 27 and she's my first girlfriend

>>82114860
yeah I get it I was only joking, I want my e-gf back too she was so perfect

>>82114867
i'm 27 years old bro

>>82114875
Get the fuck over it you pansy. Wait until you're an adult. You don't know shit nor have you been through hardship.

>>82114890
>oh look at me I don't have feelings
fuck off

>>82114876
Yeah and I'm 36, so what's your point? You can't post your tits here on /r9k/ because of the no camwhoring rule and I get to call you a brat. Do not reply or I will cum.

>>82114901
Underageb& zoomers don't know shit about love or heartbreak. I do have feelings, but I have to be stern with fucking morons who think they know everything.

>>82114917
how many times has that worked out for you?

>>82114917
I for one know that you should kill yourself and that you would not be missed. In fact, the only beings that would show up to your funeral would be the flies blowing your putrefied, AIDS-ridden ass.
Faggot.

>>82114930
Hmm harsh but likely deserved

>>82114796
The degree of not caring is over 9000.

>>82114930
Complaining about a person leaving you whose face or voice you never knew and only talked to over a screen...
...isn't the same as letting go of a person you've loved for years and physically interacted with on a daily basis. Not even fucking comparable.
Go get bent, zoomie. Get BENT BENT BENT.

>>82114954
yes daddy I'll bend over for you >w<

>>82114982
This is what I'm talking about. Go to >>82114954's picrel.

>>82115002
You are insufferably humorless. This is why they never stick around with you.

13 yr olds already learnt everything from the world from their phones when they were 6

>>82115002
but your meat rod is hotter daddy OwO

>>82115018
don't
stop
I'm a virgin :(

>>82114752
What is even the point? Internet relationships are not real. If you are not inside her pussy daily, someone else is.

>>82115017
yeah planking gave them those life skills

>>82114930
where'd you get this quip, r/insults? fuck outta here with this high school pseudointellectual comeback id have heard on the big bang theory
maybe get some social skills oh wait you're on r9k arguing about who's the loneliest faggot and how you're less lonely than some probable SEAmonkey retard if you arent some brownskin yourself
come back when you're 18 fat retard and maybe wipe your ass next time

>>82115404
haha BODIED that freak!

>>82114724 (OP)
Didn't ask, don't care, it was real to me AND FUCK YOU N I HATE YOU SO MUCH

>>82114724 (OP)
E-dating is so fucking retarded.

>erm excuse me chud, yeah, I am in a commited relationship with a person who I have never seen, heard or touched ever who also lives thousands of miles apart from me
Do normal niggers really?

>>82116564
>commitment is bad when it's not with me
keeeeek

>>82116564
tomoko would never be friends with konata. tomoko's a terrible person who hates anyone even slightly more popular and well adjusted than her. basically she's wife matieral

>>82114724 (OP)
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
Same. So tired of people on this board talking about their stupid little Discord friends as if they were real human interactions. Makes me think I'm posting with a bunch of literal teenagers.

>>82117467
just admit ur jelly

>>82114911
haha old and miserable

>>82117439
They're rivals then? May the best gamer win.

>>82117546
You made me cum. :(
Are you happy now?

>>82114724 (OP)
Met my retard ex on fucking tiktok kek
Stupid bitch, glad she gets abused