Thread 82115603

Is this a judeo-masonic psyop to feminize men? First thing everyone tells you about this is "your bladder empties more while sitting", but that's fucking bullshit. When I pee sitting down, I always have to go again 5 minutes later, and that NEVER happens when I pee standing up

>First thing everyone tells you about this is "your bladder empties more while sitting"
literally not a single person ever said that
people just dont like piss on the toilet seat because someone couldnt control their firehose well enough

You shouldn't pee sitting down, toilets are just designed as shit for men.
>stand up peeing (the most comfortable option)
>sit down peeing
>the torrents of piss create a blast in the fish bowl, getting piss and toilet water all over your dick
>piss flies all over the place

You shouldn't pee sitting down, toilets are just poorly designed for men.
>stand up peeing (the most comfortable option)
>piss flies all over the place
>sit down peeing
>the torrents of piss create a blast in the fish bowl, getting piss and toilet water all over your dick

>>82116504
>fish bowl
aggghhh im so tired
toilet bowl

>>82115603 (OP)
can somebody tell me how you can't fucking aim properly when you piss,

I CAN PISS STANDING UP

I HAVE A PUSSY, I CAN AIM MY STREAM TO SOME DEGREE

>>82116504
>piss sitting down
>the piss hits a trajectory that goes beneath the toilet seat
>piss all over the floor, toilet, pants/underwear too if applicable
>always gets everywhere because it's always a surprise when it happens
They just don't get it. Not even my dad gets it.

>>82115603 (OP)
>pinkeln
what a funny word

>>82116527
>I can aim my stream to some degree
We can too.
The bigger issue is how the peehole affects the trajectory. If I'm hard it turns into a fan-spray like with a hose setting. Sometimes it just veers hard left for some reason even though I'm aiming straight for the toilet.
The human body is fucking retarded it wasn't built for toilets.

>>82115603 (OP)
I piss sitting down because i have to clean up after myself

>>82115603 (OP)
It's a psy-op. Cleaners are employed to clean piss off the floor.

>>82115603 (OP)
When I was in the navy, it was always the fucking niggers that would go in, with the toilet seat down, pissing into it. There would be piss everywhere. And I was never a racist until I got into the Navy and really saw what black people are all about. If they can't eat it or fuck it, they break it.

>>82116567
>the navy
i thought it was mandatory to sit down to pee in the navy?

>>82116483
Search it on google, the ai literally puts it first. People have been saying that for a long time you zoomie

Who fucking cares you dumb nigger? Sit or stand just make sure to clean up if you miss you lazy faggot.

I just find it stops me from peeing on my balls but thats just a grower problem

>>82115603 (OP)
if you're splashing so much when pissing then you need to squat while peeing so the piss doesnt hit the toilet so hard. you dont have to sit, like a woman

>>82116560
This, it's a psyop to depress toilet cleaner wages.

>>82116727
You don't need to clean unless you made a huge puddle on the floor, the pee just disappates in the air and goes away i think

>>82116527
For me it's not the trajectory itself but the piss hits the toilet (both the water and area around it) and splashes everywhere, so after a few days you see small spots of dry pee all over the bathroom

>>82117384
For me its the foreskin. Sometimes it just does this

>>82117364
>the pee just disappates in the air and goes away i think
People do this and wonder why their floor smells like piss

>>82115603 (OP)
I pee while sitting down and wipe my penis with toilet paper afterwards. Are you gonna say that I'm gay for being hygienic?

>>82117501
roll your foreskin back. i had this issue until it clicked one day thati should try this. you'd think fathers would teach their sons proper pissing technique but apparently potty training only involves shitting

>>82115603 (OP)
I started pissing sitting down when I was 17 because my mother told me it prevents splatter and I immediately realized "oh shit she's right". Men who piss standing up 100% have piss splatter on the rim of the toilet and on the floor surrounding the toilet.

>>82117561
>wipe my penis
does your pp really need a wipe? maybe it's so big that it dips in the water?

>>82118003
>does your pp really need a wipe?
Anon there's always a little bit of piss dribble left in the uretha. He's wiping the last 0.1% of the piss so it doesn't leave a wet spot in his undies.

>>82115603 (OP)
i prefer it
im always worried about a stray piss going all over my pant leg, extra spray going all over my feet, overshooting hitting back of toilet needing to clean it
maybe i have hypospadis i duno

>>82115603 (OP)
I always sit while peeing because i sometimes might have an unexpected shit to take. I would say that is the only benifit about it.