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Anonymous No.82116668 >>82116699 >>82116718 >>82116733 >>82116780 >>82116805 >>82116900 >>82117156 >>82117755 >>82117768 >>82117973 >>82117981 >>82117988 >>82118291
>told myself that having a gf is shit
>then I see this kind of post
I want to die
Anonymous No.82116699 >>82116706
>>82116668 (OP)
can't even read a fucking book in peace and quiet without the wench twisting it into some kind of ritual entertainment that exists just for her. fuck that.
Anonymous No.82116706
>>82116699
this. so much f*cking this.
Anonymous No.82116718
>>82116668 (OP)
ask your mom to read to you before bed you dumb moron
Gluteus Maximus No.82116733
>>82116668 (OP)
It's always about what men can do for women and never about what women can do for men.
Anonymous No.82116780
>>82116668 (OP)
Fake
Not gay, the relationship is clearly straight.
But definitely fake
Anonymous No.82116805 >>82117298
>>82116668 (OP)
I love to read. I hope one day I have a husband whom I can have a book club with and set up a local library
Anonymous No.82116900
>>82116668 (OP)
being a voicelet is the true blackpill
Anonymous No.82117156
>>82116668 (OP)
i used to read to a femanon. I recently deleted some recordings i did for her since i havent spoken to her in years.
Anonymous No.82117288 >>82118438
i don't fw cishet girls because i don't want to be anyone's parent, and most of them don't like that i'm a relationship anarchist
Anonymous No.82117298 >>82118216
>>82116805
you don't need a partner "to do things with"

you can just do them
Anonymous No.82117755
>>82116668 (OP)
Anon she's a military wife that love Jersey Shore. Could you really put up with that?
Anonymous No.82117768
>>82116668 (OP)
Do u c how the username is co1111? Thats a fake post made by an alien who calls himself satan. He writes so many fake posts pretending to be women.
Anonymous No.82117973
>>82116668 (OP)
having to deal with 3 years of postpartum doesn't sound so good
Anonymous No.82117981
>>82116668 (OP)
Yeah it kind of fuckin suxx doesn't it
Anonymous No.82117988 >>82118178
>>82116668 (OP)
I have a gf and she makes me substantially happier. Do you know how good it feels to permanently have something to look forward to?
Anonymous No.82118178 >>82118223
>>82117988
mirin hard, how did you meet?
Anonymous No.82118216 >>82118278
>>82117298
Sure but it's far far far more enjoyable with a partner. Night and day difference.
Anonymous No.82118223 >>82118302
>>82118178
Got her number from a female coworker who basically told me "hey my friend is single and rarely ever leaves her apartment besides going to work and you're handsome so you should ask her out". Extreme luck, I suppose. Texted her asking if she wanted to get coffee with me and that was our first date. Started the pursuit originally because I wanted some pussy after a 4 year long dryspell, but after all the time around her I'm pair bonding super hard. She's 27 and I'm 25 so I might just make her my bride, but I'm going to give it a lot more months before I make such a large decision. You never know when bitches will spring the craziness on you.
Anonymous No.82118278
>>82118216
if you just do things on your own, you'll meet other people who can do things on their own, and then you won't be expected to be their mommy
Anonymous No.82118291
>>82116668 (OP)
literally treat women like children and they will be the happiest every single time lmao
Anonymous No.82118302 >>82118428
>>82118223
Weird question but what was your state of being on the lead up to when the coworker gave the number to you? Were you depressed cuz no gf and felt like it was impossible?
Anonymous No.82118428 >>82118450
>>82118302
>what was your state of being on the lead up to when the coworker gave the number to you?
Before the current gf I had experienced a small handful of hookups and friends with benefits type situations, never a true gf. The women I'd slept with were largely undesirable in the brains and personality department, along with being a bit portly. This woman makes me feel a completely different dynamic, has a STEM education, and her body is rocking beyond my belief. I'm mulling over in my head whether I should commit 110% to her. I'm pretty sure I'll never pull anything better than this so I might as well lock her down with marriage. She let's me hit it raw and I pull out and spray her face down like a fireman hosing an inferno dude it's craaaaaazy.
>Were you depressed cuz no gf and felt like it was impossible?
Yes. I had basically given up on putting in effort to find a partner.
Anonymous No.82118438
>>82117288
>relationship anarchist

You mean fat and ugly? Cope
Anonymous No.82118450 >>82118455
>>82118428
>this post

Fuck you nigger
Anonymous No.82118455
>>82118450
What's wrong with my post, anon? I try really hard in my posts please don't criticize my art.