Thread 82116847

Have you ever been in a fight, anon? What was the context? Did you win?

some kid kept dumping water on me while i wasnt looking and then running away
eventually i caught him with 1 finger by the collar of his shirt and had him on the ground pretty fast
but he was also like 4'10 so i cant be too proud

>>82116847 (OP)
I've gotten jumped and beat up before if that counts

>>82116847 (OP)
3 bullies in elementary basically surrounded me and started calling me names and i eventually snapped and started punching the shit out of one of them, until the other 2 grabbed me and started kicking me instead
still im proud i managed to take at least one of them down

You are human, trust me youll get gassed out quicker than youll think you will since youre not some jacked mma manlet whos trained for 15 years to fight, so you need to make the most of those first 10 seconds of the fight, your mind will slow everything down to, adapt to that quickly and take advantage of it, try and breathe before you start fighting and during, try not to put every ounce of strength into 1 punch of youll destroy your shoulders, i have destroyed both of my shoulders this way in 2 separate fights and its basically 6 months of pain, also if youre fighting a black person, expect his friends or even random blacks to jump in and help him so position yourself accordingly

>>82116847 (OP)
I gues i technically have multiple times, but i dont think i have ever really fought back i kinda just took the hits until they got bored everytime. Only time i kinda did i kicked him in the nose, and although it did bleed he just broke my in retalliation so i still ended up worse.Kinda pathetic, but i was and still am too short and weak to realistically do anything against most people.

>>82116847 (OP)
Im scared of violence. Low testosterone and isolated childhood are my reasons.

>>82117002
>>82117040
hot, if you guys ever get a gf ill barely put any effort into beating you up infront of her

>>82117055
theirs no need to be mean anon, why would you even want to beat some one in front of their hypothetical gf :(

>>82116847 (OP)
I haven't been in a fight since high school (two decades ago I'm old as fuck)
But all of them I either won or it was a draw

>>82117116
2 birds 1 stone
>>82117136
kek if im dislocating my shoulders in my late 20s then im probably going to just die if i keep fighting in my 40s, fuck my life, oh well

>>82116847 (OP)
I've been in a fight, but I don't remember much about it since I was really young and stupid.

in high school there was this kid that liked to bully a friend of mine so i spread a rumor around the school that i was going to kick his ass and eventually word got around to him and he confronted me in the gym, i pretended not to hear what he was saying at first and stepped closer and just as he was repeating himself i punched him square in the fucking chin and he fell to the ground lol. i got a 5 day weekend for it and played WoW the whole time

Was bullied at school and had enough so I fought my bully. I pummeled his fist with my jaw and wrecked his knees with my stomach. Nearly blinded him with the blood spurting from my nose. I really showed him!

Just a dumbass at a bar I was at when I was vacation that was being a shit head with everyone, and he was coming my and my family's way. I was already in boxing training for half a year at that time so not onmy did I have the conditioning from being a triathlete with fight conditioning, he was easy. He was your typical fat construction guy with a bit of size means everything. People in general are absolute shit fighters. Just a month of basic boxing training (not even sparring, just basic mitt work amd footwork) and you can beat 90% of people. He telegtaphed everything and was slow. I didn't even need to clap block. A simple parry and jab to the face a few times was enough to piss him off and have him so gassed in within seconds. After that, a simple 5-2 and he was on the floor.

>>82116986
You got to have fight conditioning as well. I thought all the cardio and strength training I had would carry me easily. It helps a lot, but law of specificity kicks in as well. Even mitt work will wear you out if you are not used to punching with 16oz gloves. I could only go a round of easy sparring the first time my trainer allowed me to spar. Thankfully, I got conditioned easily thanks to my athletic background.

>>82117338
punching a bag is alot of fun, but even that will hurt your hands and wrists eventually, i know i hurt mine a few times doing that, really the human body is just fragile

>>82116986
>you'll get gassed out quicker than you'll think
What if you play beat saber? Do beat saber players last longer, sensei?

>>82117511
No, maybe youll get a second more of energy to use if youre lucky, but in the end its a negligible difference id imagine, all games like the wii or kinect that were advertised as being a fitness thing were scam

>>82117448
It's a very fun exercise on it's own. Sometimes if I just want to a simple workout, I just don on the gloves and throw some combos my trainer practiced with me. Do them by rounds. Eventually you get up to 10 rounds. Granted I'm not going hard at it since I'm trying to stay very technical. I tend to be less technical when I'm going harder.

You got to make sure you wrap your hands well which mitigate a lot of that. The punching bag depends a lot on the material. The one I have at home I used to have sand...very fucking bad idea. It becomes like hitting concrete very quickly. Now, it's filled with old shredded clothes. My hands don't hurt anymore. At one time I thought I had a fracture from hitting the sand. Thankfully I didn't when I gkt an x-ray. I even wore out a new pair of gloves in short time. I wasn't throwing hard thoughm If I did, it probably would have resulted in a fracture.

not since primary school where I broke some kids nose and jaw for repeatedly making fun of me but that was deserved as he was a little shit. Since then I have not been involved in even an irl argument, I'm not entirely sure how people find themselves in actual fights in adulthood and ive lived in poorer and shadier areas of towns and cities and never had an issue ever. Used to do bjj for a bit but that doesn't count.

>>82117640
High test chads get into a lot of fights because they have big dicks. Small dicked guys easily fall. You probably are one of the small dicked, who dont ever take risks to fuck virgins or make big plays to get mansions. Big dick energy is real, u have no idea the type of confidence u get when ur dick literally goes past the guys gspot and you feel the entrance to his lower intestines at the back of his colon. And his eyes literally roll back in ecstasy.

>>82117640
I think it just comes how you present yourself. Most seems to be unconscious and how you look. Some just go around looking to fight. For me, I've always been avoided since I (>>82117338) I apparently look like I'm mentally ill that is one small moment from snapping (per a lot of people, but they find I'm actually quite soft once they actually know me.) They say it's even in the way I walk. I din't really get it. Other than that one instance at the bar, I've had no other.

>>82117640
i got into a fight with a roofing co worker who was bullying me for the first 2 weeks of my job, and then i got into a fight with a guy who his gf called him to come beat me up because i called her a cunt for parking her giant truck infront of my yard sale for hours, i ended up fucking him up and he literally ran away and i recorded it kek mind you im like 5'8 with shoes and the guy in the video had to be atleast like 6'1 enjoy this cringe https://streamable.com/2roszp
>>82117666
>who dont ever take risks to fuck virgins
yup i know what you mean
>and you feel the entrance to his lower intestines at the back of his colon
whut