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Anonymous No.82117846 >>82117857 >>82117858 >>82117869 >>82117876 >>82117880 >>82117888 >>82117974 >>82117986 >>82118127 >>82118210 >>82120489 >>82121604 >>82124598 >>82125680 >>82125879 >>82125885 >>82125888 >>82125927
My net worth finally exceeded $100,000 USD at age 25 and 3 months ago I acquired a girlfriend. I've ascended beyond this board. You're all too poor and incel for me to relate anymore.
Anonymous No.82117857 >>82117962
>>82117846 (OP)
Hey that's great man, good for you. Since you're above all of this crap you should send me $5,000 bro wouldn't that be crazy haha
orospu รงocuฤŸu No.82117858 >>82118227 >>82121698
>>82117846 (OP)
u could've at least tried this bait sucks
Anonymous No.82117869 >>82117962
>>82117846 (OP)
Not going to stay at a 100k with a girl around kek. Whatever you do, don't tell her your net worth.
Anonymous No.82117876 >>82117962
>>82117846 (OP)
>100k
lal
Anonymous No.82117880 >>82117962
>>82117846 (OP)
>$100k
>rich
dumbfuck zoomer
Anonymous No.82117888 >>82117962
>>82117846 (OP)
dw optionsfag you'll be back here in 90 days all the same
Anonymous No.82117962 >>82117999 >>82118007 >>82118018 >>82118041 >>82118226
>>82117857
>you should send me $5,000 bro
For what? Hookers and blow? Get a job.
>>82117869
We both work medical jobs so the bitch makes her own damn money. I pay for most of the dates, but the most expensive date I ever took her on was like $60 anyway, which is nothing.
>don't tell her your net worth.
Not planning on it.
>>82117876
>Opinions from negress on Twitter
Give me a reason to care. My gf is Asian anyway so I doubly do not care about brown women.
>>82117880
Uh oh, looks like someone doesn't know how reality is operating right now. Let me fill you in: less than half of all Americans would be able to afford a $1000 emergency expenditure without entering into debt. Many Americans have credit card debt. Many Americans have student loans that are unpaid. Add all such facts together and you'll arrive at the reality that the majority of Americans have a negative or paltry net worth. If you have 10k in savings and zero debt then congratz you're richer than like 90% of all people currently alive. Your brain is rotted from paying too much attention to the uber-wealthy. You've forgotten that the average person is financially illiterate and barely surviving.
>>82117888
Options? Lmao. You think I'm a wallstreetbets gambling addict degenerate? I'm a Boglehead. My portfolio is 2 index funds.
Anonymous No.82117974 >>82118116
>>82117846 (OP)
You never belonged here
Anonymous No.82117986
>>82117846 (OP)
Your arrogance will be your downfall. See you soon buddy.
Anonymous No.82117999 >>82118006
>>82117962
>If you have 10k in savings and zero debt then congratz you're richer than like 90% of all people currently alive
jesus fucking christ, you guys are doomed
Anonymous No.82118006 >>82118048
>>82117999
>State fact
>The kids these days...
??? Make your point or leave.
Anonymous No.82118007 >>82118020
>>82117962
>Low 6 figures
>Bro can't even afford $5k
Yikes. Invest and save, friend
Anonymous No.82118018 >>82118116
>>82117962
>index funds jumping +40% in 90 days
? ? ? ? ?
Anonymous No.82118020
>>82118007
I'll start giving money to charity when the billionaires start paying taxes. See you never.
Anonymous No.82118041 >>82118116
>>82117962
>My gf is Asian
Anonymous No.82118048 >>82118116
>>82118006
My point is that money comes and goes, you may think $100k is a lot but spend a few here and there and it's gone
>inb4 I won't spend any
If you have the patience to let it grow, sure - but don't gloat
stay humble and just let it accumulate

What's your end goal, anon? What are you saving money for?
Anonymous No.82118116 >>82118155 >>82118202
>>82117974
Yeah I'm starting to realize that. Used to think I had kinfolk here because of the shared social retardation and weirdness, but I'm beginning to wake up to the fact that most of the people posting here stopped developing mentally and emotionally at age 16.
>>82118018
That's from a lump sum investment of raw cash, dude. I don't gamble. I started investing for the very first time when I saw that Trump had made the market drop a shit ton in a small amount of time. I realized that retardation like this comes like once or twice per decade so I bought the dip. Educated myself and now I stick to my Boglehead strategy. I wish I had started doing this shit when I was like 15 and got my first job, but everyone in my family is stupid when it comes to money so I didn't know. I'm going to shatter the generational cycle of poverty through force of will and become a millionaire and a property owner before I die.
>>82118041
White dudes with Asian wives. The pussy is insane it makes my brain feel like it's melting.
>>82118048
>My point is that money comes and goes
This is something that poor people say. Literally every person who quoted this to me irl was poor. Money does what the fuck I tell it to. It doesn't go without my permission.
>stay humble and just let it accumulate
No duh. I spend money on extremely few luxuries.
>What's your end goal, anon?
Retire ASAP and grow cabbages in my garden like Diocletian. Maybe raise some kids. I want to drop out of this world.
Anonymous No.82118127
>>82117846 (OP)
I'm trying to close my call options now
Anonymous No.82118155 >>82118384
>>82118116
>Diocletian
Kino
You've got a long way to go still, anon
Here's to you making it
Anonymous No.82118202 >>82118384
>>82118116
>>That's from a lump sum investment of raw cash, dude
>made virtually zero money with your index funds
>invested lump sums right at the cusp of a huge economic downturn
>trying to brag about making $100k when it looks like his principal was $95k
that's fundamentally worse trading than like 90% of the shit on wallstreetbets kek you should have just claimed options
Anonymous No.82118210 >>82118384
>>82117846 (OP)
Enjoy the high my friend
Anonymous No.82118226 >>82118384
>>82117962
>Hookers and blow?
Nooooo!
I have a job, it is a shitty one though. Send me money feggit
Anonymous No.82118227 >>82118384
>>82117858
I don't think its bait. the op might not be the one who made that money but it's very possible to have doubled your money during that time period. in fact u did 500% but not with nearly as much money.

I would just like to add, Trump literally told everyone to buy stocks during that time....
Anonymous No.82118384 >>82123038 >>82126713
>>82118155
>Here's to you making it
Thanks anon. I'm trying my best.
>>82118202
In April I increased my paycheck contributions to my 401k to 50% (the max my job allows), I dumped $7000 (max contribution for this year) into a Roth IRA, and $42,500 into a normal brokerage account. Yeah if you want to be a bitch about it then I probably haven't made a crazy amount of profit so far, but it's still enough to satisfy my goals. Considering that most Americans make ZERO dollars off equity and have debt, I think I'm doing okay.
>>82118210
Thanks I'm drinking and getting stoned while listening to music. Catching a vibe.
>>82118226
>Send me money feggit
No.
>>82118227
It's not option trading.
Anonymous No.82119611
Wish I would have invested more money when I was younger. I actually got into a bunch of good stocks at a good time and made a lot of profit but I sadly never actually put much into it.
Anonymous No.82120448
its fine to start saving early , just know money depreciates fast, most shit 5 years ago was 50% cheaper than it is now
its better to spend now than save, i recommend buying land + start building a house yourself with your free time or hire cheap labor
also that chart is incredibly misleading as others have pointed out, those arent gains just a listing of assets you are pretending are profits
best advice is to spend it while your young and healthy and worry about saving when 30+ and making much better salary
most "gains" are you just competing with inflation which is rapidly deflating your spending power every year, and you are holding a bag
basically your babbys first day job and thinking your rich
An0nymous No.82120489 >>82121632
>>82117846 (OP)
Why the fuck are you still here then?
The Rain No.82120687 >>82121632
Congratulations and go fuck yourself! XDDDD
Anonymous No.82121604 >>82121632
>>82117846 (OP)
That's awesome man! Congratulations!
Anonymous No.82121632
>>82120489
>>82120687
>>82121604
insane samefagging kek
Anonymous No.82121698
>>82117858
probably not bait. $100k nw at 25 is pretty much par for anyone with a decently well-paying job. pretty easy to achieve by just staying frugal and tossing savings in a broad market index fund. he's just a midwit with a huge ego. let's see if he manages to get through 6 figure hell without pissing it away on some stupid shitcoin.
Anonymous No.82122028 >>82124014
europoor 22 year old incel checking in. let's hope everyone in this thread makes it big, finds a loyal girlfriend (wife) and lives a happy life.
Anonymous No.82123038
>>82118384
You should really move your $30k cash into a higher yield savings account, or just leave it in your money market if you are extra lazy.Guarantee your savings rate is very low. $30k at 3.5% APR is $1k per year for free.
Anonymous No.82124014
>>82122028
fuck off with your platitudes
Anonymous No.82124598
>>82117846 (OP)
oof, someone didn't tell about the 30% white man tax bill he is going to get
Anonymous No.82124812
>I need 100+k to grow cabbages
Americans are hilarious
Anonymous No.82125680
>>82117846 (OP)
Pull out retard
Anonymous No.82125857 >>82127628
I have like 100x your wealth but no social life
Mike No.82125879
>>82117846 (OP)
What the fuck in net worth anyway
Anonymous No.82125885
>>82117846 (OP)
are you gonna invest that money in the stock market
Anonymous No.82125888
>>82117846 (OP)
i'm neet and broke and still get laid

i could probably fuck your girlfriend

she thinks you're a beta btw
Anonymous No.82125927
>>82117846 (OP)
Yes but I mog you mate
Anonymous No.82126713
>>82118384
>>Send me money feggit
>No.
Send me dubloons matelot
Anonymous No.82127628
>>82125857
whats ur discord? am femanon and wanted to talk to rich ppl who are autist like myself for business advice. pls add me