Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:49:23 PM No.82119323
>Hey son, just calling to see how work's going
Good
>Have you talked to any girls late-
SHUT THE FUCK UP. I can't go a week without being pestered by my parents about not having a girlfriend. Always calling me, asking if I've made any progress, trying to set me up with disgusting roastie whores. One time they had me drive 45 minutes to their house to throw a party because I got promoted, but when I got there it was an intervention and they asked if I was a faggot. Why are boomers so delusional? "Oh just give her a firm handshake and ask her to square dance" JFL you retard over 50% of girls my age are diagnosed with a mental illness. Meanwhile I am muscular and tall and handsome and well-endowed and funny and charismatic and make good money and have my own place and yet I can't get a girlfriend who fulfills the absolute bare minimum standards that every man had prior to 1950 (young, virgin, freckels, light eyes, likes reading and painting and the outdoors). Fuck this retarded society I'm going to learn Russian or Ukrainian and buy a wife.
Good
>Have you talked to any girls late-
SHUT THE FUCK UP. I can't go a week without being pestered by my parents about not having a girlfriend. Always calling me, asking if I've made any progress, trying to set me up with disgusting roastie whores. One time they had me drive 45 minutes to their house to throw a party because I got promoted, but when I got there it was an intervention and they asked if I was a faggot. Why are boomers so delusional? "Oh just give her a firm handshake and ask her to square dance" JFL you retard over 50% of girls my age are diagnosed with a mental illness. Meanwhile I am muscular and tall and handsome and well-endowed and funny and charismatic and make good money and have my own place and yet I can't get a girlfriend who fulfills the absolute bare minimum standards that every man had prior to 1950 (young, virgin, freckels, light eyes, likes reading and painting and the outdoors). Fuck this retarded society I'm going to learn Russian or Ukrainian and buy a wife.
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