Thread 82119323

>Hey son, just calling to see how work's going
Good
>Have you talked to any girls late-
SHUT THE FUCK UP. I can't go a week without being pestered by my parents about not having a girlfriend. Always calling me, asking if I've made any progress, trying to set me up with disgusting roastie whores. One time they had me drive 45 minutes to their house to throw a party because I got promoted, but when I got there it was an intervention and they asked if I was a faggot. Why are boomers so delusional? "Oh just give her a firm handshake and ask her to square dance" JFL you retard over 50% of girls my age are diagnosed with a mental illness. Meanwhile I am muscular and tall and handsome and well-endowed and funny and charismatic and make good money and have my own place and yet I can't get a girlfriend who fulfills the absolute bare minimum standards that every man had prior to 1950 (young, virgin, freckels, light eyes, likes reading and painting and the outdoors). Fuck this retarded society I'm going to learn Russian or Ukrainian and buy a wife.

It's pretty infuriating. My mother went to the hospital a few months ago and when she was on painkillers, she kept trying to set me up with the nurse that was checking in on her. Talk about embarrassing.

>>82119323 (OP)

Ellie looks beautiful here. It's a shame she's lesbo.

>>82119323 (OP)
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
How about you shut the fuck up you fucking fag larper

>>82119336
>Talk about embarrassing
Ur fucking embarrassing

>>82119401
>YOU VILL DATE THE BLOW OUT ROASTIE AND YOU VILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY
kill yourself

>>82119323 (OP)
>mfw can get girls
>mfw don't have the means to maintain it
I notice the ogles and stares but I just don't have the time nor money to get one

>>82119323 (OP)
You should try to see it from their side. Good parents are the last person to give up on their child. They want a happy life for you, so of course they'll expect you to get a nice gf.
I get that its annoying, but its a sign they still have hope and optimism for your life. Get off 4chan, there is nothing but pessimism and death for you here.

>>82119454
>kill yourself
No you faggot

>>82119323 (OP)
>>82119336
>SHUT THE FUCK UP. I can't go a week without being pestered by my parents about not having a girlfriend. Always calling me, asking if I've made any progress, trying to set me up with disgusting roastie whores
Looks like you thin skinned and lack even basic social game. You can shut down this nagging pretty easily. Just play pitches they send you and it would just fizzle itself. Call whatever girl they setting to a coffee date and after you wouldn't hear about this girl ever again.

>>82119508
We tried appeasement with Hitler too. No thanks

>>82119492
>I get that its annoying, but its a sign they still have hope and optimism for your life.
But you know this is fake.
They want fairy tale and fairy tales are fake.
I can understand they are old people they don't want hear unpleasant things, and let them have that, illusion of everything been all right, just rise a small fake facade that is enough.

>>82119527
>comparing your parents to Hitler

>>82119323 (OP)
its basically this >>82119492 but it makes it even sadder when you think about their motivations for doing it
I don't want to get a job, I don't want a GF, just let me spend my life in isolation in peace
you shouldn't have let me get molested and not ever taken me out to do anything as a kid and then I wouldn't have become such a weird fuckup of an adult
I'm not hurting anyone I am just living out my time on this earth
I appreciate waking up and taking long walks and seeing the sun in the sky, I don't want anything else
I already tried wagie life for 10 yrs and I hated it
I'll go die in the wilderness when the money runs out

>>82119589
how did you get molested?

>>82119622
I'm not sharing that here, buncha faggots would just jack off to it

>>82119632
I got molested too just curious

>>82119323 (OP)
I made my parents understand how little I'm capable of feeling and how little sense of humanity I have. Only then, did they quit bothering me about girls.

>>82119646
Sorry I'm a little on guard around here.
It was by another kid who was getting molested by his relatives and then molesting other kids, and my parents were well aware of it happening for months and did nothing for some reason lmao.
Anyways if people are gonna shit on me for it whatever it doesn't relaly matter anyways

>>82119665
man what shitty parents, i wish i was some kind of bounty hunter sniper or judge dredd of some kind i would kill these people for free at the request of the victims

>>82119665
For me it was a Mexican guy grabbing my penis while I was using the urinal at a movie theater and then squeezing it for like a minute. Honestly I don't think it affected me but maybe it did.

>>82119694
That's a pretty weird experience sorry you had to go through it, I don't know anon it's hard to say. I felt like my parents/community reaction effected me more than actually getting molested.

>>82119689
I appreciate hearing it anon, I don't even wish that on them I'm just really fucking angry at them but I still love them even though I hate them too. I just wish they would apologize but they never will, because they're fucking cowards.

>>82119737
>because they're fucking cowards.
i think these kind of people are unwell, they were probably ok with it because such things were normal in their time. agents of the demiurges blight in my opinion.
people who let this happen to their children have to be in some kind of cuck related sex cult its gross to me.
sorry im just spieling my negative thoughts even though you're the one in pain, the fact you still have love for them means you're a good person i would have bashed their brains out while they slept with a rusty metal bat.
be strong anon your heart seems to have some light in it

>>82119336
when I briefly had a gf before covid my parents would do EVERYTHING possible to get us to break up and try to "set me up" with some whore they barely knew. I think boomers just want to feel like we owe them everything, and when we do things without them it pisses them off. Like they'd try to plant rumors and say shit to maker her think I was cheating on her just to try and fuck me over.

>>82119874
I appreciate the thoughts anon. Yeah, something is very wrong I've realized and I know that they must be unwell.