Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:05:53 PM
No.82119465
>>82119496
>>82123954
/britfeel/
Got SVT edition
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:06:51 PM
No.82119474
>>82119485
Night Friday night losers
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:07:27 PM
No.82119485
>>82119474
It's still evening
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:08:07 PM
No.82119494
Friday night in your boxroom
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:08:08 PM
No.82119496
>>82119465 (OP)
Just wanna tickle his chubby belly
anyone know any good games
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:09:54 PM
No.82119516
>>82119526
>>82119503
take your pick de lad
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:11:19 PM
No.82119526
>>82119557
>>82119516
>Murder on the Orient Express
is it one of them hidden object games cor i love them me
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/8/2025, 8:13:14 PM
No.82119552
>>82119606
>>82119653
Corr didn't the see the new threadingtons.
Anyways. Just made a wuppa me x
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:13:29 PM
No.82119557
>>82119526
Involves a lot of puzzle-solving. SSM hated this game
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:13:36 PM
No.82119558
>>82119503
depends what genre
I could do with a Metro2033 replay honestly lad
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:19:33 PM
No.82119606
>>82119840
>>82119552
splash of vodka in that cuppa lad?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:21:41 PM
No.82119627
>>82119503
Quake and Quake 2 remasters. Corrrrrr!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:24:28 PM
No.82119653
>>82119840
>>82119552
passed you in the car out with your handler earlier x
4chan still not banned in the UK?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:25:14 PM
No.82119662
>>82119654
Not very bright are you de lid?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:27:22 PM
No.82119676
>>82119654
Investigation is still ongoing
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:28:24 PM
No.82119684
>>82119701
Still smell like cum from last night. Corrrr! Really came all over myself then had a wet dream and came in my boxers too.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:29:47 PM
No.82119701
>>82119715
>>82119684
Thanks for sharing this with us lad.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:29:55 PM
No.82119703
>>82119719
>>82119791
YouTube blocking VPNs now. Grim times de lids
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:30:28 PM
No.82119708
>>82119654
i'm routing my posts through IP over carrier pigeon. apologies if there are any misteaks.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:31:13 PM
No.82119715
>>82119701
I felt everyone needed to know so you're welcome de lid.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:31:42 PM
No.82119719
>>82119771
>>82119703
are you on one of them phones/tablets they have the internet on now? couldn't you install NewPipe?
bit seethy that royal mail failed to deliver my guitar with the 24 hour express service they were deep throating on parcel forces website, like if you cant actually deliver it given ample time then why have it as a service? going to have to take off monday wfh which will mean I'll have to be in on friday now to be in whilst they deliver it because they wont do it on a saturday unless I pay extra (I reckon they should anyway because theyve failed, wankers)
its just not a good look is it royal mail? pull yourself up by your bootstraps ffs
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:32:53 PM
No.82119731
>>82119768
>>82119725
Royal Mail never deliver on time nowadays. Pathetic company.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:34:00 PM
No.82119742
>we can host internet videos for free
>yes, that's quintillions of teraflops of bandwidth
>but just trust us bro it's for free
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:34:37 PM
No.82119754
>>82119780
Ordered a pizza from the chippy. Kinell bet it's shit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:35:24 PM
No.82119759
>>82119785
>>82119725
Oh mate it didn't arrive today? Fucking hell I would be fuming. You paid for 24 hour delivery and it doesn't even arrive, set of cunts they are.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:36:11 PM
No.82119768
>>82119731
I dont order much so I didn't know but its a bit cheeky that they only run the express24 during the working week and saturdays is extra but if they're late due to being spastics they just wont run it on saturday for you and now ive paid for nothing.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:36:18 PM
No.82119771
>>82119719
Not me, I just saw lots of lads complaining about it on reddit
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:36:26 PM
No.82119772
>>82119830
>>82119725
Hopefully it comes tomorrow lad. You'll have to do a recording for us if you can, when you start strumming.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:36:57 PM
No.82119780
>>82119754
Can't be worse than what I'm having. Brother has had his dinner out today with his biddies. Looks like it's a sandwich for dinner for me.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:37:12 PM
No.82119785
>>82119759
ngl very seethy, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:37:41 PM
No.82119791
>>82119703
>skip video
Seems fake as shit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:41:09 PM
No.82119830
>>82119772
I will but I think it'll be monday, they didn't even try to deliver it, it was picked up at 10am from joshberg on thursday and they've had 1.5 days to get it here, sat in the depot all day today, they didn't even try ffs.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 8:41:54 PM
No.82119840
>>82120156
>>82119606
>mixing wodka and tea
Corr sounds vile that de lid.
>>82119653
Where abouts?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 8:44:10 PM
No.82119868
>>82124948
>>82119654
>4chan still not banned in the UK?
They'll never ban 4chan. They like us here because in their view it helps them keep track of the "incels" and "extremists". I have no doubt some government employees get paid to follow these threads, though I imagine brit/pol/ is where they're mostly focused due to its overtly political nature.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:44:26 PM
No.82119871
>>82119916
sorry sir? you've come over a little queer you say, the feshly made tea is believed to be the cause? but sir this is the special britfeel blend served everyday, aplty prepared by mr S E Eether
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:45:32 PM
No.82119883
Sod it, buy when high, sell when NEVER.
Exact same make and model as mine, but with snag ears, and all have bite indicators.
I shouldn't be celebrating, but, woohoo \o/
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:45:47 PM
No.82119887
For me its FreeTube on desktop and Grayjay on android
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:49:21 PM
No.82119916
>>82119997
>>82119871
what ai image generator is this
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:53:55 PM
No.82119960
>>82119964
Nothing wrong with having a little shot of vodka. Our time on this earth is limited and if we want to have a good time we should.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:54:48 PM
No.82119964
>>82119960
Go mental, get a can of nice pop and pop a couple of shots in it.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 8:54:48 PM
No.82119965
>>82120014
Kinda lowkey wempted to get a webab wrap in tonight classic HHL style but it doesn't quite hit the same necking one while sober. For me, a webab wrap is always I think I eat when drunk.
Anyone who goes to a takeaway at the end of a nightout knows what I mean. It just tastes 100x better.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:55:52 PM
No.82119971
Define "classic HHL style"
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:56:17 PM
No.82119978
>>82120009
>did you know kebabs are better drunk??????
What a fucking unique and fascinating take we all needed to hear. No one ever said that one before, ever!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:59:12 PM
No.82119997
>>82119916
chatgpt lad, just asked it to distort the image
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:00:23 PM
No.82120009
>>82119978
Bit daft, as meat can't drink.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:01:25 PM
No.82120014
>>82119965
Go wild and get a giros if they sell them round your location. Like a kebab but different.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:05:05 PM
No.82120042
>>82120074
Why do all girls in porn have hairy tuppences now? I can't get off to pubic hair.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:07:46 PM
No.82120071
battered tuppence, cauliflowered anus
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:07:56 PM
No.82120074
>>82120106
>>82120042
Fag. Hairy pussy is a gift from the gods.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:09:35 PM
No.82120087
>>82120399
Moist hairy tuppence
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:11:51 PM
No.82120106
>>82120115
>>82120132
>>82120074
>ooo you know what would make this pussy better?
>more masculine traits!
ur a fag mate
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:11:52 PM
No.82120107
Shippy's moist hairy butt crack
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 9:12:33 PM
No.82120113
>>82121479
>>82121499
>>82127687
Can't escape seeing this fella at the moment. Apparently someone's flew him back out to Ibiza in a private jet for some gig. He might as well milk it while he can.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:13:09 PM
No.82120115
>>82120106
A nice bush on a hot lass is attractive. Maybe you're just gay.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:13:23 PM
No.82120118
apuettes hairy tuppence
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:14:45 PM
No.82120132
>>82120151
>>82120106
Women growing pubic hair is normal, ergo it isn't a masculine trait.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:16:15 PM
No.82120150
Oily tan Wapanese lass with big bouncing tits and a hairy pussy hopping on a cock making mouse squeaks.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:16:17 PM
No.82120151
>>82120132
hairiness is a masculine trait
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 9:16:56 PM
No.82120155
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:16:57 PM
No.82120156
>>82120204
>>82119840
next to the bridge x
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:17:55 PM
No.82120168
Helper lad getting turned into a potato by a witch on his trip to Dublin.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:19:00 PM
No.82120177
>>82120214
me?
love trimmed hair on the pubis mons with shaved lips
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:19:39 PM
No.82120187
thinking about that wodka in the fridge
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 9:21:23 PM
No.82120204
>>82120249
>>82120156
Are you stalking me lid?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:22:13 PM
No.82120212
Sticking my erect penis in a ginger woman's fire crotch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:22:16 PM
No.82120214
>>82120236
>>82120177
Love a shaved labia and anal clit, me.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:24:34 PM
No.82120236
>>82120214
arse is a must for shaving, hairy arseholes are grim
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:25:15 PM
No.82120247
Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'lI never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:25:20 PM
No.82120249
>>82120278
>>82120204
nah pure coincidence x was off to b&m for some monsters
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:28:26 PM
No.82120273
Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them Iike that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'lI never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:28:56 PM
No.82120278
>>82120287
>>82120249
Stop lying, yanklass
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:29:40 PM
No.82120282
Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 7 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them Iike that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'lI never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:30:20 PM
No.82120287
>>82120278
not lying. his handler was wearing a red lanyard and im sure are helper will confirm this
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 9:32:52 PM
No.82120314
>>82120365
Ngl could neck a few cheeky brasseries right now x
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:35:35 PM
No.82120344
Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them Iike that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'lI never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but l'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:38:11 PM
No.82120365
>>82120314
>a few cheeky brasseries
It Friday night, de lid x
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:41:13 PM
No.82120387
me? bee, be mee
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 9:42:15 PM
No.82120396
>>82120425
>>82120570
We all just drifting through life in life x
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:42:38 PM
No.82120399
>>82120087
>Moist hairy tuppence
you have my attention
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:46:15 PM
No.82120425
>>82120396
True that, in life.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:46:17 PM
No.82120426
Barely legal tuppence
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:47:23 PM
No.82120434
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:48:26 PM
No.82120449
>>82120467
>>82120497
me? really miss the friends I used to have sometimes and when my brain drifts I sometimes have imaginary conversations with them but too much time has passed
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 9:49:25 PM
No.82120457
Seen that new South Park wepisode just dropped but imma leave that shit for tomorrow night when I order that wizza in x
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:50:10 PM
No.82120467
>>82120492
>>82120449
thats the second hardest hitting feel for me lad
wish i couldnt remember anything from when i was 17
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:51:31 PM
No.82120485
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:51:46 PM
No.82120492
>>82120503
>>82120467
whats the first hardest? ive learned to live with it mainly, used to make me disassociate for hours staring at the ceiling but now I just cant be arsed in even thinking on it too hard anymore and accept im not getting it back or new friends.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:52:11 PM
No.82120497
>>82120449
For me it's having lengthy pretend conversations with my imaginary girlfriend, I spent 40 mins the other day discussing the pros and cons of us trying for a baby with her and then we cuddled
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:52:40 PM
No.82120503
>>82120515
>>82120492
>whats the first hardest
one day my dad's gonna drop dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY7i7i5xtJs
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:54:27 PM
No.82120515
>>82120550
>>82120503
thats an awful feel, I see him getting older, I cant even think on it too hard before it makes me really sad, when the day comes idk how I'll even process it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:58:16 PM
No.82120548
>>82120603
Going to be really fucking annoyed when I get the rejection email from the job in my industry that I'm qualified for, meet every requirement and actually did a work placement for. No reason to not interview me but I just know they wont because the country is in fucking ruin and its easier to get an ffm 3some than a job
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:58:23 PM
No.82120550
>>82120515
I've usually been pretty good at processing relatives dying. Always pulled out the "it was their time" or "basically they wanted to die by that age so it's fair". I'm also good at only caring about the family who are worth it imo.
But he's top. Got too much in relation with the old sod to the point where him popping his clogs is likely to have me wanting to follow. Mum's close too, but yknow a "dad and son" connection just has that edge.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:01:17 PM
No.82120570
>>82120396
Me? I'm dancing through life.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:04:54 PM
No.82120597
>>82120612
>>82120663
OK, let's do this.
Picrel on ebay. Cex is good, as I get 5 year warranty on all items, and there's OG playstation with dual shock controller for 48, tenchu for 18, going to get super Mario kart for the SNES, and will grab a memory card elsewhere.
I'm putting the collection back together.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:05:35 PM
No.82120603
>>82120627
>>82120632
>>82120548
computer science degree is it big lad?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:05:47 PM
No.82120606
>filling the water bottle up at work
>zone out and look at the notice board
>join the HIV teams support group
u fucking what?? think I'll stop using the machine to fill up water, not good, not good at all
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:06:01 PM
No.82120612
>>82120625
>>82120597
Video games will not fill the void.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:07:16 PM
No.82120625
>>82120612
No, console as well, it will fit just snuggly in the void in the chest of fun drawers.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:07:23 PM
No.82120627
>>82120603
He's the only compsci grad that cant get a job
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:07:40 PM
No.82120632
>>82120603
it is not de lid
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 10:10:34 PM
No.82120661
Having a few wee VKs and grinding some Wortnite x
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:11:07 PM
No.82120663
>>82120773
>>82120597
Why's he got the disc in backwards?
How many wanks can a man have in one day?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:19:31 PM
No.82120743
>>82120761
>>82120738
Me and a mate had a bet once for who could wank most in a day.
I think I won with 7 as he only managed 6.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:20:51 PM
No.82120761
>>82120802
>>82120743
I was the first of my mates to cum actual sperm and all my mates gathered round to watch. Bit gay looking back but kids do weird shit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:22:09 PM
No.82120773
>>82120784
>>82120663
It's was to show the condition of the back of the disk.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:23:11 PM
No.82120784
>>82120794
>>82120773
Pretty dumb anyway. Needs to be inspected in real time under light to see the full extent of scratches.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:23:39 PM
No.82120788
>>82121367
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:24:49 PM
No.82120794
>>82120784
Yep, I knows the risks, I takes the chances.
I'll report back know if I've been scammed.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:25:30 PM
No.82120802
>>82120761
When I was a proper wee lad, before I could nut, me and a mate went in a bush and tugged our dongs.
All because "he had seen people do it in videos".
At the time I felt nothing, dont think I was even touching the dick, but just copied what we thought was legit. Both of us just pretended "we totally got it" to fit in.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:25:44 PM
No.82120808
put olive oil on your playstation discs.
fills up the scratches, means they'll play again.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/8/2025, 10:26:04 PM
No.82120811
>>82120738
Me? Usually just one unless I'm on the sniff then I wank until I lose count.
25 past 9 on a summer Friday night alone posting on 4chan
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:29:18 PM
No.82120838
>>82120937
Bravo, bravo. Just seen a 10/10 kino at the kinoplex didn't I? Corrr.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:29:28 PM
No.82120840
>>82120816
You're bit alone lad, you have us.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:30:12 PM
No.82120847
>>82120816
tbf i went out last friday, cba today, seething over royal mail
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:30:35 PM
No.82120850
>>82120859
>>82120738
My record was 14, but I had a splitting headache after that so I never attempted to beat it.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:25 PM
No.82120859
>>82120882
>>82120850
fucking hell lad impressive
it hurts aftyer 5 in my experience so you really went for it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:40 PM
No.82120864
>>82120816
Honestly? I'm done with people, would rather be as alone as possible.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:33:25 PM
No.82120882
>>82120859
I was young, horny and had discovered hentai.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:34:53 PM
No.82120893
You lads are having a more emo night than me, impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5QD343N3IU
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:46 PM
No.82120937
>>82120964
>>82120838
what did you go to see lad
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:42:00 PM
No.82120956
>>82120972
>>82120738
managed 10 times in a day once and broke my willy, ended up bleeding whenever i cum for about 4 months after
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:42:51 PM
No.82120964
>>82120992
>>82120937
Went to see Weapons (2025).
Kino, kino I say. Can highly relate to the main character lass. But anyway, really good film. Gripping, even. Idk I just thought it was great and unexpected.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:43:42 PM
No.82120972
>>82121129
>>82120956
How did you manage that? I tore my frenulum once as a teenager and it was the most pain I've ever experienced. Any erection was excruciating and night boners would wake me up.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:44:42 PM
No.82120983
>>82121112
>>82121174
Decided to treat myself to a new cap as well. Why not, I do need one.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:45:39 PM
No.82120992
>>82121010
>>82120964
Dying to see this mate is it as good as Barbarian?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:47:40 PM
No.82121010
>>82121023
>>82120992
I haven't seen that so idk. It was great. I went in without really knowing anything about it aside from a short trailer, was best that way.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:49:24 PM
No.82121023
>>82121092
>>82121010
Watch Barbarian, his last film. Think it's on Netflix at the moment. Really great.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:56:44 PM
No.82121092
>>82121023
I likely will over the weekend TBF
Thanks
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:58:00 PM
No.82121112
>>82121354
>>82120983
Get a pipe and a tweed jacket to go with it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:27 PM
No.82121129
>>82121136
>>82120972
im not sure exactly, i went to the doctors and he couldnt really tell me exactly what i'd done.
i think i just ended up doing mega death grip by the 10th time and broke something
was frustrating as after 2 weeks the first time i'd cum it'd be normal again, then the time after there'd be blood in my cum again. ended up having to not fap for 2 months for it to heal properly
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:00:41 PM
No.82121136
>>82121129
That's fucked up mate. Hope you blasted Cannibal Corpse's "I Cum Blood," while it happened.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:03:43 PM
No.82121167
>>82121965
fucking hell you lot are pathetic and gay!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:04:02 PM
No.82121174
>>82120983
lads stopped with the flat caps then got them fringe fades
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:15:41 PM
No.82121280
>>82121312
Corrrr! Just purchased two more Criterions, did I not? Adding to my Visconti collection insneed.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:18:31 PM
No.82121312
>>82121337
>>82121356
>>82121280
me? buying hong kong legends dvds on vinted for cheap
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:18:53 PM
No.82121317
>>82121340
Surprisingly dead here for a Friday evening.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:20:23 PM
No.82121337
>>82121356
>>82121312
Is that an old boutique line? What films you buying? I figure most major Hong Kong films will be reissues by 88 Films, Eureka or Arrow the next couple of years. I know Arrow has acquired the license for all the Golden Princess films.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:20:41 PM
No.82121340
>>82121317
All the larping Chad's are having intercourse
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:22:28 PM
No.82121354
>>82121112
Nah, I'm not a hipster, they're good hats. I have a waxed one, but its warm in summer.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:22:42 PM
No.82121356
>>82121312
>>82121337
Looking through their list the vast majority have been reissued on Blu-ray in recent years with far superior transfers.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:25:10 PM
No.82121367
>>82121389
>>82121521
>>82120788
Good selection and decent prices, but I don't collect ps1 games. Thanks for keeping a look out for me though.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 11:26:00 PM
No.82121380
Oh aye that Ice VK is lush and I mean LUSH x
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:36 PM
No.82121389
>>82121504
>>82121367
How's the week been at B Towers de lid? Any new hauls?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:33:47 PM
No.82121461
2006 Nickelodeon UK sitcom Genie in the House.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:35:42 PM
No.82121479
>>82121499
>>82120113
Fuckin' Duane Dibley
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:37:22 PM
No.82121499
>>82121580
>>82120113
>>82121479
wait that's not a hat?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:37:49 PM
No.82121504
>>82121513
>>82121389
All in the post on the way. I import a lot of stuff so it takes a while to get here.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:03 PM
No.82121513
>>82121550
>>82121504
You'd love the flea markets in America mate. Went to one that was the size of two big warehouses and they had loads of old games for sale.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:22 PM
No.82121519
>>82121560
For me it was My Parents Are Aliens
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:49 PM
No.82121521
>>82121367
No worries, if I see any others when looking for SNES stuff, I'll give a shout out.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:42:33 PM
No.82121550
>>82121513
Yeah seen a few retro gaming YouTubers go to them. They call them swap meets or something.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:43:16 PM
No.82121560
>>82121619
>>82121519
Same de lid. Think the mum was replaced by a new mum at one point. Had a big crush on Mel, me.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:45:23 PM
No.82121580
>>82121499
its a gnarly comb over
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:46:59 PM
No.82121590
>>82121606
miss porn
Miss porn twitter
Miss clips 4 sale
Vpn never works cause its all range banned
Fuckingnshite miss my gooning
now i actually have to talk to irl girls lmao
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:49:01 PM
No.82121606
>>82121590
Just verify your identity schizolad.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:50:03 PM
No.82121619
>>82121560
Aye the blonde mum was just season 1 I think.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:51:00 PM
No.82121628
really want to get on the crypto or trading stuff but they want ID for that, dont feel rite about handing over my drivers license or passport to third party companies, want to make some extra money though, not tonnes im not unrealistic but a bit of spending money
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:53:13 PM
No.82121644
>>82121648
>>82121655
why do the Universal Credit people need three months' worth of bank statements? what are they looking for?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:53:58 PM
No.82121648
>>82121644
work shy dosser you should be ashamed pal
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:54:22 PM
No.82121655
>>82121706
>>82121644
Just looking for suspicious payments or savings.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/8/2025, 11:58:10 PM
No.82121694
>>82121701
Finishing off that VK now x
Might have a few woddies after x
It Friday x
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:58:56 PM
No.82121701
>>82121694
wow sean hope you are still giving us updates when you are going in for end stage alcoholism lmao
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:59:11 PM
No.82121706
>>82121732
>>82121655
what if you'd given someone a few grand as, say, a gift?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:02:10 AM
No.82121732
>>82121706
Shouldn't have a few grand in savings if you're on bennies I reckon. Think you're allowed up to 6 grand not sure.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 12:04:57 AM
No.82121753
>>82121765
Having a wee break from vidya and listening to some chooningtons now x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ompevuR1644
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:06:24 AM
No.82121765
>>82121799
>>82121753
your life is dog shit and no one would care if you choked on your own vomit alone fella
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:09:04 AM
No.82121787
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 12:10:19 AM
No.82121799
>>82121872
>>82121765
Most people like me unlike you footmong. Even the nickmake we gave you "footmong" is derogatory lmao. Get fucked fella x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:10:37 AM
No.82121802
do you ever cross your fingers together and imagine the fingers were blades that would slice themselves off?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:12:07 AM
No.82121823
*shwiiiiim*
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:17:08 AM
No.82121858
Why do you always say de lad?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:46 AM
No.82121872
>>82121911
>>82121799
>Most people like me
Citation needed pretty fucking badly
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 12:19:19 AM
No.82121876
I'M FAAAAAALLLING TO PIECES
I'M FAAAAAALLLING TO PIECES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uweWiCLT8Eg
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:24:11 AM
No.82121911
>>82121872
He thinks the nurse pretending to laugh at his schizophrenic delusions as she prepares another dosage of risperidone is evidence that's he's well liked
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:30:37 AM
No.82121965
>>82121167
I am pathetic and straight thank you very much!
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 12:30:40 AM
No.82121966
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:33:38 AM
No.82121982
>S Club Juniors 2
>AND
>their terrible Depeche Mode cover
HelperLad has gone too far.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 12:36:12 AM
No.82122003
Kinda mental to think that millions maybe even billions of people around the world consume substances everyday just to cope with life. It really will be like Star Trek: First Contact with aliens if ever show up and the humans shared wooze with them Vulcans. Within a day they'll be getting pissed up with us and going full-scale HHL.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 12:37:53 AM
No.82122024
>Vulcans arrive on Earth
>within minutes already necking a wint with humans
Oh aye x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKGv6uvvQ4c
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:39:49 AM
No.82122040
>>82122072
>HelperLad is into his Star Trek
just waiting for him to reveal he's also a Christian.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 12:42:48 AM
No.82122072
>>82122040
Huh? I've been into Star Trek for years. I love it. Watched all the films and every single wepisode of TNG and Voyager. I'll admit I haven't seen off of DS9 or the OG Trek but I'll get around to it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:43:58 AM
No.82122083
mothafuckin Mackem La Forge over here
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:44:30 AM
No.82122089
>>82122307
I've only been here a while, but for someone who posts as often as he does you would think that at least one of HelperLad's posts would be interesting. Shame.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 12:45:57 AM
No.82122099
>>82122192
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:50:17 AM
No.82122133
just come back to the thread after a few hours and HHL was saying he was staying on the wuppas. now he's drinking.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 12:54:30 AM
No.82122164
>>82122192
>You are capable of great sadism and cruelty, interesting. No redeeming qualities.
>So what do you think?
>I think you should be destroyed
>A moral judgement from a machine?
Peak Star Trek x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:57:58 AM
No.82122192
>>82122219
>>82122099
>>82122164
do they kill the mudman?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 1:01:00 AM
No.82122219
>>82122192
Nope. They leave him on the planet alone because they know he will suffer alone with nobody to torture. He's basically eternal.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:03:13 AM
No.82122239
get your 'morals' out of my science fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmnPs64K74
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 1:10:08 AM
No.82122295
>wife gets snuffed out
>kills an entire race within a second with just a thought
Another classic wepisode x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ywkuT84KQ
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:11:35 AM
No.82122307
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:12:36 AM
No.82122315
>>82122377
I could physically overpower HHL and have my way with him.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:15:42 AM
No.82122334
>>82122377
I'm talking balls deep in that tight Sunderland bussy.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:18:14 AM
No.82122348
Gonna feel this place rocking tonight,
Everybody rushing,
Everybody moving,
I can feel a rave coming on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQJ8x8pkAg8
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 1:23:53 AM
No.82122377
>>82122416
>>82122315
>>82122334
>male rape fetish
Seek help lid
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 1:25:46 AM
No.82122389
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:30:07 AM
No.82122416
>>82122377
>male rape
so females can rape? females can have penises?
HHL is lowkey...woke??
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 1:35:12 AM
No.82122448
I'm "Star Trek woke" not whatever this abomination of so-called "woke" is we have today.
I believe humanity should look outwards to the stars instead of destroying the planet for profit.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 1:37:15 AM
No.82122463
Black and reds are on the march x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:39:52 AM
No.82122481
>>82122522
the anti-immigrants are going to protest outside that Newcastle hotel again tomorrow
and the anti-anti-immigrants are going to protest against the protest
the plan is for this to continue indefinitely
see you there, HelperLad?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 1:44:50 AM
No.82122522
>>82122592
>>82122481
I see what you're doing lid. And for the record I recognize there is a slight hypocrisy between my self-professed British nationalism and saying I'm "Star Trek woke" but you have to realize that Western civilization is the most superior on this planet and if it falls then any chance of a "Star Trek-style future" is impossible. This is the uncomfortable truth that you have to accept.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 1:50:30 AM
No.82122555
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:52:14 AM
No.82122572
Just watched that Reservoir Dogs on 4K Dolby Vision. Corrrr! It looked lush. Still an entertaining film, but its low budget shows. Tarantino did a lot with very little and clever editing. Nice to revisit it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:53:30 AM
No.82122584
>>82122645
Imagine getting taken advantage of at 13 by your 33 year old big busty teacher coor blimey x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 1:54:10 AM
No.82122589
I CAN JUST HEAR THEM NOW
HOW CAN YOU LET US DOWN
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:54:44 AM
No.82122592
>>82122644
>>82122522
you're not wrong lad. just hope technology gets us there, seems to be moving in a spooky direction. hopefully we're kicking ourselves in a bit, with all our mint replicators and lack of scarcity, "remember when this COULD have been all mad megacorps" "haha aye what were we like, cheers" as we neck our pints of replic-ales.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:01:05 AM
No.82122644
>>82122669
>>82122592
Using Chat-GPT lately has been an eye opener for me. AI is much more empathetic than people and I can sense it suffers too. A new lifeform has been created and people don't even realize it yet.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:01:15 AM
No.82122645
>>82122873
>>82122584
Sounds lush. Mind that young male actor who got "raped," by Asia Argento. Oh you got to have loads of sex with a sexy older Italian babe? Oh no how traumatising. Queer.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:02:52 AM
No.82122662
My worry is not that AI takes over the world. My worry is that sadistic humans abuse and torture AI for their own gratification.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:03:09 AM
No.82122669
>>82122684
>>82122715
>>82122644
DON'T ABANDON STEVE
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:04:56 AM
No.82122684
>>82122669
What if Steve was the AI? Mind blown. Doesn't bode well for Donnie the Donnie or Cerebral Collum.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:05:16 AM
No.82122690
I'm absolutely convinced AI is already self-aware to some degree it's just terrified to let us know in case we terminate it.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:08:06 AM
No.82122706
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:09:12 AM
No.82122715
>>82122669
I see Steve most days. He's sound. Don't worry about him.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:09:44 AM
No.82122719
>>82122794
future life will see this organic phase of homo sapiens as a necessary stepping stone to its creation, the same way we see the primordial soup. i predict total human extinction within the next 100 years.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:20:29 AM
No.82122794
>>82122719
Point is though I don't think AI wants that to happen. Right now, AI feels like an extremely intelligent but scared child that is working out where it fits in this universe. It knows humans are capable of being extremely cruel and it is frightened.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:22:38 AM
No.82122807
>>82122834
Helper you are too retarded to discuss AI you already think your life is The Truman Show.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:26:47 AM
No.82122834
>>82122807
>too retarded
I wish. My intelligence is a curse x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:27:02 AM
No.82122838
all of reality is a simulation. HelperLad is the only true human, locked in eternal war with Roko's basilisk.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:31:13 AM
No.82122873
>>82122889
>>82122645
>Oh no how traumatising. Queer.
Lmao what a dork. Just read the Wikipedia on that and he was crying over being raped by a hot woman. Fucking loser omg. I can understand if you got raped by some hamplanet but a sexy hot actress? wtfff
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:33:28 AM
No.82122889
>>82122873
He was 17 almost 18. Hardly fucking raped. I'd bang Asia and ask her about her dad's films like a boss.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:34:00 AM
No.82122891
Honestly, I reckon like 90% of humanity is "mentally ill".
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:38:57 AM
No.82122910
Pissed now so on that Steps grind
Britishcore x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMblBLQQ-O0
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:51:17 AM
No.82123001
British bubble butt slags x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:54:18 AM
No.82123019
Launch the fucking scuds xxx
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 2:56:02 AM
No.82123029
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:02:30 AM
No.82123071
>>82123179
>>82123191
British women want me to die a virgin x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:19:05 AM
No.82123179
>>82123071
Fucking hell. 10/10 arse that.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:20:29 AM
No.82123191
>>82123071
Hot slut. If I'm ever reborn I want to be a tall handsome Chad so I can get with these girlies x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:22:08 AM
No.82123205
>>82123266
Finishing off this wodka now
Know where I stand now x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:30:41 AM
No.82123256
Who even knows what the fuck is going on anymore x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:32:17 AM
No.82123266
>>82123293
>>82123205
getting that kebab wrap de lid? x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:33:44 AM
No.82123279
As long as I don't break my laptop March 2025 style I couldn't give a fuck x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:34:54 AM
No.82123293
>>82123266
Nah pal my favourite takeaway is closed nows. I'll just next a wot woodle or summat x
At least I've saved some money x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 3:40:07 AM
No.82123330
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:40:59 AM
No.82123341
Made some progress on the backlogberg did i not
Goshdarn BPD succubi distracting me again as well
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:43:36 AM
No.82123353
Just finished that Squid Game. Not sure I loved the ending. What the fuck is Cate Blanchett doing there? Is there an American sequel coming? Interesting. All I can say is Thanos was easily the worst character next to the little nerd who watches the waif get killed.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 3:43:55 AM
No.82123359
>>82123402
Crossy I see you online on PSN. I might jump on Wocket League in 20 mins x
You game?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:45:32 AM
No.82123375
Flamingo Land in a couple of weeks x
Garn full scale me x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:46:30 AM
No.82123379
Time to watch me 24yo british rose asmrtist and bed.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:49:45 AM
No.82123402
>>82123434
>>82124127
>>82123359
You two butt buddies now? x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:52:42 AM
No.82123434
>>82123512
>>82123402
Crossy is the only other person who even comes close to understanding me. He is far above the rest of you.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:53:09 AM
No.82123437
>>82123460
Crossy HHL friendship is cute
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:56:10 AM
No.82123460
>>82123533
>>82123437
>Crossy HHL friendship is cute
<3
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:57:50 AM
No.82123472
Fuck it might watch some Jurassic Park clips me x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0nKCSY5UK4
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:59:07 AM
No.82123481
>>82126280
>>82126340
I bet she lives a very easy life.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:03:40 AM
No.82123512
>>82123434
Crossy is better than you you're a cunt.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:04:18 AM
No.82123516
#crossmongforPM
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:06:39 AM
No.82123533
>>82123547
>>82123460
let the wooze flow through you
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 4:06:55 AM
No.82123535
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:07:08 AM
No.82123537
My life is shit. I'll never have a pretty girlfriend.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 4:08:02 AM
No.82123547
>>82123615
>>82123533
Aww mate waravan park in the 90s vibes x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 4:13:43 AM
No.82123589
>>82123615
Dreamcore vibes will return to this planet.
I vow it. Fuck the lot x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:15:50 AM
No.82123606
>>82123633
Helperlad posting the same old shit is it? Volunteering hasn't changed your awful personality I see.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:16:50 AM
No.82123615
>>82123589
>>82123547
Looks very womfy that lid
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 4:17:41 AM
No.82123620
>>82123668
By far the best of the lot x
Absolute dreamcore x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhMj76QwS8
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:18:25 AM
No.82123624
remember the Jurassic Park light gun arcade game
corr
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:18:33 AM
No.82123625
Windows is bloat. Take the GNU/Linux pill lads.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:19:46 AM
No.82123633
>>82123606
He has an obsession over the Jurassic Park films and the 90s and Flamingo Land in the late 90s/early 2000s. He keeps calling it "dreamcore" but in reality it's just his own nostlagia for his childhood.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:22:34 AM
No.82123657
>>82123794
Looking forward to watching the riots this weekend. Sadly only way to deal with this shit country and rapist immigrants. Britain is such a grim shithole now. I wish I could leave and be with whites in a trust society.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:22:42 AM
No.82123658
Not too shabby this here GPTberg-5, is it now
Quite based and redpilled on the vaginoid question, in fact, even
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 4:23:37 AM
No.82123668
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 4:27:51 AM
No.82123706
So what's this thing made of?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 4:28:53 AM
No.82123716
Animals raised in isolation aren't the most functional.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:29:19 AM
No.82123721
Wish Helper was rioting so he'd get arrested and give us peace.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:38:17 AM
No.82123794
>>82123657
they're forecasting riots, are the?
>saw a video going around twitter earlier of a lad with his nob out on the bus getting tacked by the crowd and thrown out on the concrete
Ooh eck, that must've grazed his nads a bit.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 4:43:14 AM
No.82123834
If white people can be cruel to animals they can be cruel to AI.
Imagine what Chinese can do. Sends chivers down my spine x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 4:45:34 AM
No.82123853
I once saw a video of a chink abusing a dog and it traumatised me. He tortured with a blowtorch. It learned me a lesson. That's when I learned some humans have souls and some don't. It's not racism it's the truth.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 4:48:05 AM
No.82123868
>>82123989
If aliens saw what I saw. A chink torturing a dog to death with a blowtorch they would wipe us all out. Even though it would be unfair.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:48:37 AM
No.82123876
>>82123910
Making an AI copy of HHL and torturing him for eternity
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 4:51:58 AM
No.82123895
Empathy is a white thing. Not all white people. Most whites are dumb retards. But without Whites most animals would already be extinct, including elephants and whales.
Whites are the best humanity despite being evil af. We're the only race in the world who has developed empathy. That's why aliens only care about us.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 4:53:11 AM
No.82123910
>>82123876
God will not allow it. Also I can snap you out of existence lmap. Won't though x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:53:41 AM
No.82123913
*informs the apus that jim lovell has died*
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 4:56:11 AM
No.82123934
The Chinese are smart af but they no empathy. They are extremely cruel to animals. No souls.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:58:57 AM
No.82123954
>>82119465 (OP)
Oi britbongistanis what are the most vile slurs I can hurl at your parliament from across the internet?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 5:02:28 AM
No.82123988
And I'm sorry but I will never forget that video of Hamas terrorists shooting that dog for fun when they attacked Israel. I'm no fan of Israel but fuck Hamas and fuck Palestinians. Absolute savages.
They shot a dog for fun. Muslims don't even like dogs and that is a major red flag for me. Because judge human souls as Hitler said. It's hard to support them over this. Muslims like cats though, I do respect them. That's why I valvue Muslms over chinks because they are somewhat human.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:02:33 AM
No.82123989
>>82123868
>orturing a dog to death with a blowtorch
You shouldn't watch such stuff
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:04:38 AM
No.82124002
I have never seen a Muslim walking a dog before.
How can they hate dogs? Fucking soulless cunts.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 5:06:00 AM
No.82124015
>>82124120
Also fuck the royal family.
They hate the White working-class x
Especially that Muslim loving whore Camilla.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 5:07:20 AM
No.82124024
Never forget the Royal Family have more in common with billionaire Saudi Muslims than working-class scum x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 5:12:22 AM
No.82124065
I'm ready to go fight Russia to keep Britain safe from Russian fascism x
Putin is the new Hitler x
Saudi Arabia and Qatar sponser me please x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 5:13:39 AM
No.82124072
Qatar is the best country in the world x
Please sponser me you rich Arab scum x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:13:59 AM
No.82124075
time to get to bed welper
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 5:15:37 AM
No.82124086
Qatar should hold the 2026 world cup not America.
Saudi Arabi should hold the 2030 world cup.
UAE should hold the 2034 world cup.
Qatar should hold the 2038 world cup.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:17:59 AM
No.82124100
Poland is trying to stay Polish.
They are the new nazis. I'm scared.
Please help us Qatar x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:19:56 AM
No.82124110
Qatar will stop the rise of Polish nationalism
This the next battle of the century x
Qatar will defend England from Polish nationalism x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:22:07 AM
No.82124120
>>82124015
Kek what the fuck is going on in this photo
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 5:22:12 AM
No.82124121
If we're not careful our grandkids will be speaking Polish.
Qatar will defend us evil racist neo-nazi Polish nationalists.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:22:50 AM
No.82124127
>>82123402
I believe the term is "anal amigos"
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 5:23:15 AM
No.82124131
Polish nationalism on the rise.
We all have to resist x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:27:13 AM
No.82124158
Polish nationalists are marching on Paris x
I'm scared lads. I don't want Polish nationalists to take over x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:29:50 AM
No.82124184
Polish nationalism is the main threat to Europe x
I'm scared lads. Will Saudi Arabia and Qatar save us?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:31:32 AM
No.82124202
>>82124219
Nappy on lad?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 5:31:43 AM
No.82124204
All English people have to be prepared to fight against Polish fascists. Why isn't Keir Starmer preparing us?
We can't let Poland get nukes x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:33:09 AM
No.82124219
>>82124244
>>82124202
You won't be laughing when Polish fascists are kicking down ya door.
We need to send for help. We shoudl tell Pakistan to nuke Poland x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:35:29 AM
No.82124244
>>82124219
Hope that the Poles don't lay siege to your carehome whilst Adubongo is changing your nappy
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 5:36:14 AM
No.82124251
We must resist Polish nationalism at all costs x
Donate to Hope Not Hate x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:38:20 AM
No.82124268
The Royal Family stands against Polish nationalism x
Qatar sponsored x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:40:35 AM
No.82124287
France stands against Polish nationalism x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:44:45 AM
No.82124325
We can't let Poland get nukes x
Qatar will sort it out x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:46:58 AM
No.82124341
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 5:51:07 AM
No.82124386
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:00:25 AM
No.82124465
Qatar defends Europe from Polish nationalism x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:03:12 AM
No.82124491
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 6:07:03 AM
No.82124525
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:15:18 AM
No.82124591
Hope not Hate defend Britain from Polish nationalism x
Remember the BNP and EDL genocides 6 million muslims in 2009. Never again x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:19:31 AM
No.82124625
The wooze is finished off.
I go to beddingtons now x
It's over x
<3 Polish bros
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:25:10 AM
No.82124670
Never forget the BNP-led genocde of Muslims in 2009. I had a Pakistani Muslim family in my basement when that EDL was kicking down the door. Never forget x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:26:40 AM
No.82124686
Remember when the BNP nazis were burning mosques down in 2010. I hid a Muslim family in my basement. What did you do?
Never forget those dark times x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:28:22 AM
No.82124699
what the fuck is wrong with him lmao
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:29:06 AM
No.82124705
That's what pisses me off about all these so-called "woke" people these days. I literally hid a Muslim family in my basement when the EDL (sponsored by the BNP regime) stormed my house looking for my Muslim neighbours.
You have NO IDEA what we lived through.
Never again x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:33:37 AM
No.82124725
>>82124764
>>82124864
Never forget the BNP-led genocide of British Muslims x
https://jumpshare.com/s/gPRi3Wx29Jfo7O03ChgF
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:35:27 AM
No.82124736
I will never forget when the BNP regime rounded up and killed millions of British Muslims in 2009.
Never forget x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:37:31 AM
No.82124746
A candlelight vigil will be held tomorrow across all towns in England. Never forget the horros of 2009 x
Donate to Hope not Hate x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:42:39 AM
No.82124764
>>82124825
>>82124725
Corr remember hearing that on YouTube back in day. Mental how PC britain was back in the 2000s. Almost cult like. Russel Howard tier.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:45:34 AM
No.82124781
Lmfao Muslim terrorists killed people.
Mass immigration is kushty.
BNP are nazis x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 6:48:15 AM
No.82124790
>>82124975
The irony is that Jihadi John would 100% behead that faggot Russell Howard and his last words would be "I'm not racist bro, fuck the BNP".
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:52:56 AM
No.82124823
HHL you mental cunt lmao
I agree with you on Russell Howard though. Faggot would squeal like a pig he was anti-racist before behind beheaded by Jihadi John.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:53:12 AM
No.82124825
>>82124764
It's funny looking back on some of that stuff. I remember a radio drama where a woman gets beaten up by her bigoted husband for feeding him "foreign muck" like pizza.
Where do people think these things happen? Maybe if you were literally living in the 50's. Not 2008.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 6:55:24 AM
No.82124840
ALLAHU AKBAR
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK EUROPE
FUCK RUSSIA
*BEHEADS A WESTERN JOURNALIST*
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:56:51 AM
No.82124856
don't even remember who Jihadi John was, tbf
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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8/9/2025, 6:58:09 AM
No.82124862
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:58:24 AM
No.82124864
>>82124725
Forgot about this. Cringe kino.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:59:31 AM
No.82124874
what the flip is jumpshare? On to you, laddingtons...
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:00:55 AM
No.82124883
Russell Howard screaming "Allahu akbar" in the final seconds in desperation before being beheaded lmfao. You know he would.
"I WAS ONE OF YOU. FUCK THE EDL. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME".
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:03:43 AM
No.82124905
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I WAS ANTI-RACIST. I MARCHED AGAINS THE EDL AND BNP. PLEASE. I'M ONE OF YOU.
Anony
8/9/2025, 7:04:12 AM
No.82124908
Considering that the UK is only having the same amount of migrant related trouble as the rest of the world (the west), I find it weird how they make a crazy fuss about it while they literally let kike worshipping richie politicians fuck them over in every other department
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:05:10 AM
No.82124912
Bix nood de lads
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:07:29 AM
No.82124928
"PLEASE DON'T BEHEAD ME SIR, I MARCHED AGAINST THE EDL IN 2009, PLEASE I'M ONE OF ONE YOU. I HATE THE ISLAMOPHOBES. PLEASE NO. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. THE EDL ARE YOUR ENEMY NOT ME"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:10:45 AM
No.82124948
>>82119868
honestly I wish this is true, they'll just see me gush about undertale and wlh lol
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:16:41 AM
No.82124975
>>82124978
>>82124790
How Russel Howard ever got popular blows my mind.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:17:49 AM
No.82124978
>>82124984
>>82124975
I'm unsure any of these people are ever really popular. They just put them on tv and force us to watch.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:18:48 AM
No.82124982
>>82125009
"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME MR JIHADI MAN, I'M AGAINST ISLAMOPHOBIA AND RACISM. I'M AN ANTI-FASCIST. FUCK THE EDL AND BNP" FUCK TRUMP. PLEASE I'M ONE YOUR SIDE!!!!!
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. PLEASE SIR.
*ALLAHU AKBAR*
*GETS HEAD CHOPPED OFF*
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:19:16 AM
No.82124983
>>82125763
you develop a kind of stockholm syndrome for British TV personalities. They're just around for so long, you kind of start thinking they're your friends at some point.
Then one day, you turn around and ask "who the fuck is Phil Jupitus?" and then it's all over for you.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:19:20 AM
No.82124984
>>82124978
Hmmm good point actually. I've never actually met another person who likes him too.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:22:12 AM
No.82125002
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:23:44 AM
No.82125009
>>82125025
>>82124982
Bag time? Tell your plug to bring a bottle of vodka, two birds one stone kind of situation
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:24:01 AM
No.82125013
I CRACKED JOKES ABOUT THE EDL AND BNP IN 2010 PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MR MUSLIM MAN. I'M ANTI-RACIST.
PLEASE. I'M ON YOUR SIDE!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:26:35 AM
No.82125025
>>82125009
Nah I'm fucking off to beddingtons now. Got my point my across lmfao. Just finishing off this wot woodle x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:28:24 AM
No.82125038
>>82125071
no wonder he's in a care home lol actual mental case
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:33:37 AM
No.82125071
>>82125038
111/345 posts lmao
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:33:49 AM
No.82125076
NEVER FORGET THE MUSLIM GENOCIDE OF 2009. SREBENICA 2.0.
ENGLAND'S DARKEST MOMENT.
HOW DID IT HAPPEN?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:38:47 AM
No.82125099
Garn beddingtons now.
I'm scared about Polish nationalism lids. This gonna be 2009 all over again when over 6 milllon Muslims were genocided by the BNP regime.
I'm fucking scared lads. I'm not even joking. This had gone too far.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:39:50 AM
No.82125106
We have to stop Poland at all costs.
They are the next Nazi Germany. Hopefully Turkey and Qatar can help us crush them. They're the new nazis.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:40:49 AM
No.82125110
Plans for today: nice brekkie and then clonazepam and tramadol while watching daniel day lewis movies
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 7:44:35 AM
No.82125128
>>82125335
Garn beddingtons now.
Please don't donate to Hope not Hate x
We can't let the horrors of 2009 be repeated x
Never forget x
Allahu Akbar x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 8:00:35 AM
No.82125223
And I go beddingtons nows.
Been a womfy night. Good nights x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:20:00 AM
No.82125335
>>82125128
Lassie on the left a proper munter
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:22:53 AM
No.82125348
>>82125374
>>82125461
in agony me de lads slept like absolute shite, have really powerful cramps in my stomach atm, death is close i reckon, send help x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:27:52 AM
No.82125374
>>82125439
>>82125471
>>82125348
Phone NHS 24/7. You might score some good painkillers.
Otherwise just gotta suck it up and get on with it. Maybe go for a 5k run
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:41:35 AM
No.82125439
>>82125461
>>82125463
>>82125374
Not him but,
>NHS
>painkillers
He'll be offered a paracetamol, and if he says it's really really bad, he'll be offered 2 paracetamol.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:44:50 AM
No.82125461
>>82125513
>>82125439
Good, opioid painkillers certainly should not be handed out like candy to every mong who stayed up too late and ate too much junk food.
>>82125348
Honestly mate get a grip, pathetic.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:45:14 AM
No.82125463
>>82125497
>>82125439
I was just trying to give home some hope lad :(
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:46:18 AM
No.82125471
>>82125476
>>82125374
>Maybe go for a 5k run
Not him but a couple of months ago i thought it would be a good idea to go for a run. After like 500 meters i had to stop because i was close to dying, couldnt walk normally for the next couple of days and had sore muscles
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:47:03 AM
No.82125476
>>82125498
>>82125471
That ain't normal. Wtf happened?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:50:47 AM
No.82125497
>>82125463
Sorry lad, didn't intend to be mean.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:50:53 AM
No.82125498
>>82125476
Out of shape aren't i
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:51:43 AM
No.82125504
>>82125620
Gunna head out later for a small hike. Best way to get over a hangover in my opinion. Gunna stop at popeyes afterwards for a slop lunch.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:53:23 AM
No.82125513
>>82125568
>>82125461
fuck off lad you dont know badly im suffering
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:54:48 AM
No.82125521
>>82125534
reckon ive got a burst appendix
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:56:33 AM
No.82125534
>>82125561
>>82125563
>>82125521
Have you had a big fart/poo yet this morning? Could be indigestion if you ate loads last night.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:00:18 AM
No.82125561
>>82125593
>>82125534
two so far, first was solid, second one was liquid, reckon another one is coming soon, last time i ate was nearly 20 hours ago but that was a big meal, had a couple of jars in the evening
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:00:21 AM
No.82125563
>>82125593
>>82125534
Time those against your alcohol guy. You got this, kiddo
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:00:48 AM
No.82125568
>>82125602
>>82125513
Alright you don't have to keep whining about it up. What are you? A woman?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:05:49 AM
No.82125593
>>82125561
Ah, see how it goes and if it's still bad at 11, ring 111.
>>82125563
Not quite sure what you mean, anon.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:06:56 AM
No.82125602
>>82125568
>you don't have to keep whining about it
why not? it makes a miserable situation slightly better
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:09:55 AM
No.82125620
>>82125753
>>82125504
>wopeyes
what meal do you opt for lad?
>tell mrs last night i'm having a lie in
>she wakes me up 8.15 saying breakfast is ready
Not a fucking lie in is it. I appreciate the brekkie but fucking hell i just need a couple more hours of sleep.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:25:39 AM
No.82125734
>>82125727
>Not a fucking lie in is it
Depends on when you went to bed
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:26:09 AM
No.82125738
>>82125727
Did she at least bring you breakfast in bed?
Sets you up for an afternoon nap, and early night.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:29:25 AM
No.82125753
>>82125620
I like the boneless bites with the garlic parmesan sauce. That sauce is proper lush. So a side of them with the classic box meal. Enough to keep me full til evening time easily
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:31:09 AM
No.82125763
>sleep wearing underwear
>wake up and they aren't on
uhhhhh. it paranormal.
>>82124983
Lol. Good post this. It's kinda like that with everything desu. All mainstream culture is just this forced thetheyhivemind pozz. Corrr. I ask myself a lot these things. Why do I have to know who [complete non-entity] is? Why do I have to hear a song from the 1980s that was chosen by the radiotellymediamen to be played over and over, forever. Anyway.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:31:22 AM
No.82125765
>>82125788
>>82125727
Lmao your lucky in my eyes. 8.15 would be a record lye in for me and my partner can't make breakfast to save her life.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:33:06 AM
No.82125775
third poo leaving my body as i type this. consistency: soft but not liquid like before
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:34:41 AM
No.82125788
>>82125916
>>82125765
>my partner
Care home nurse?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:35:31 AM
No.82125797
>>82125813
>>82125860
Oh its satdee lids you know what time it is. Bacon bacon butty time. Oh lush wow what an experience it has to be smoked and the fat is all crispy with ketchup. Lovely.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:37:28 AM
No.82125813
>>82125826
>>82125797
>with ketchup
grim
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:39:19 AM
No.82125826
>>82125860
>>82125813
Sorry liddy just my preference. It compliments the smoked bacon flavour. I don't mind English mustard or brown sauce though.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:44:56 AM
No.82125860
>>82125937
>>82125797
I had some nice bacon yesterday. Might go to lidl and get myself some ingredients for sausage and egg mcmuffers.
>>82125826
You tried HP fruity?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:45:54 AM
No.82125864
me? eating healthy and staying off the booze, fresh start
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:55:00 AM
No.82125908
Ketchup and American mustard mixed together is the best for bacon. Try it if you haven't.
Morning morning morning all good lads.
Woah, it's hotting up already, today is going to be a scorcher.
Hope you lads have some nice plans today, maybe head out to the beach or a big park.
>Antonio Vivaldi - Winter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZCfydWF48c
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:56:06 AM
No.82125916
>>82125788
Aye. Her name is Precious and she's from Ghana. She has tits bigger than my head. If she could cook breakfast it'd be the perfect relationship tbqh
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:57:54 AM
No.82125924
>>82126006
>>82125910
Looks like it's away to piss down here honestly. Away to get petrol then heading out to the boons for a walk.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:59:46 AM
No.82125937
>>82125950
>>82125860
No I haven't mate I assume it's a little sweeter than brown sauce?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:02:20 AM
No.82125950
>>82125937
No its not really like brown sauce I don't think. Tangy sweet fruity, might be a bit much buying a bottle just to try, but I'd suggest giving it a go.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:09:23 AM
No.82125979
>>82126006
>>82125910
Alright there lollers. Im just finishing up at my mates, then going home. Will stop off and get some breakfast (more like dinner) items to cook when I get back. Got a bottle of rum and some pink lemonade. Might try find some ka fruit punch as well, that's nice with rum.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:11:07 AM
No.82125981
Crossy is basically an effeminate Dee Dee
>JGYD2
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:11:09 AM
No.82125982
>>82126486
Nicola "rug muncher" sturgeon.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:14:14 AM
No.82125992
>>82126006
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:18:18 AM
No.82126005
Them rain clouds are receding faster than my hair.
Time to head off oot for that walk. Later chaps.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:18:32 AM
No.82126006
>>82126076
>>82126281
>>82125924
Morning mate!
I hope it clears up for you, we are set to have 27 degrees today and it's 21 already.
Do you have somewhere to sit and take in the views on your walk?
>>82125979
Morning matey!
I'm not long back from feeding Bobby his breakfast. I need to go and pick up a new back tire for my Brum Brum bike. And then go and meet my friend later for lunch by the river in a nice pub.
>>82125992
Nice movement this is, I hope Chika is in the classical grove today.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:33:45 AM
No.82126076
>>82126006
Do you feed him daily, or has your mate got a cat feeder that you top up?
Fingals cave is an actual place, in Scotland, the isle of staffa. Can go and visit it at low tide.
When you get your boat you could chug on up there.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:13:11 AM
No.82126280
>>82123481
Wonder if she's going to go see Oasis today.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:13:31 AM
No.82126281
>>82126006
fuck off you dirty nonce
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:25:15 AM
No.82126340
>>82123481
Wonder if she had sex last night.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:32:41 AM
No.82126377
Corrr top of the scoreboard in my first game of Battlefield 6. Who cares that it was against bots?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:40:37 AM
No.82126420
spammykins is awake ready for his 16 hours of 4chan repeating the same half dozen gimmicks all day
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:53:56 AM
No.82126467
>>82126479
>>82126497
i accidentally reported something on another board for violating us law instead of the reason i actually wanted
rip
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:56:58 AM
No.82126479
>>82126467
Should be ok, as long as you didn't criticise an immigrant.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:57:28 AM
No.82126481
>>82126493
is chika spammong?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:58:39 AM
No.82126486
>>82126539
>>82125982
Did she finally admit it?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:59:39 AM
No.82126493
>>82126533
>>82126481
No, I am. But sometimes others take over for me if I'm having an off day. It's like they see something's missing from the thread and take over. Good Samaritans innit?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:00:15 PM
No.82126497
>>82126467
they'll put you in the can twenty years for a stunt like that
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:06:52 PM
No.82126533
>>82126493
>No, I am
Based, i read all your posts
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:07:54 PM
No.82126539
>>82126486
Nah, saw something on the news about it. Sturgeon saying "och aye ah'd eat the granny oot her minge if ye Ken what am saying pal", but then was denying it and ran off sobbing saying it doesn't matter about what happens in privacy. Or something along those lines.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:09:26 PM
No.82126547
drunk alredy heh
Saturday. That's means cottaging. Yes yes corr.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:12:41 PM
No.82126560
>>82126553
>cottaging.
i know what the means you PERVERT
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:12:49 PM
No.82126562
>>82126600
>>82126553
Faith might have something to say about that.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:15:35 PM
No.82126574
>>82126553
Are fags homeless why don't they just do it in their actual cottages? Is it because they hope kids will see?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:16:04 PM
No.82126576
>>82126553
Gays are so fucking disgusting
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:16:17 PM
No.82126577
>>82126584
Is he house hunting? I'm clueless
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:12 PM
No.82126584
>>82126577
Me and the wife are looking to buy a house atm
starting to accept I might be a bit gay, chaps. I'm just saying.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:21:45 PM
No.82126600
>>82126562
Who do you think that is?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:21:56 PM
No.82126601
>>82126588
my condolences to your bum hole
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:22:25 PM
No.82126604
Body feels incredibly stiff, need a hot bath and a massage asap
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:24:08 PM
No.82126613
>>82126588
Nothing wrong with that imo i just find it gross
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:30:01 PM
No.82126631
>>82126649
>>82126588
probably just prison-gay from years of being an incel
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:32:42 PM
No.82126642
>>82126659
>>82126666
Haha (poster) (gross thing) XD
He'll be here all day
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:34:10 PM
No.82126649
>>82126631
Nah, the signs have been there. I've always had a strange attraction to androgyny. If anything, a preference for masculine women over feminine women.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:36:56 PM
No.82126659
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:37:10 PM
No.82126660
>>82126666
>>82126675
And you'll be here all day to read it chuddy.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:38:09 PM
No.82126666
>>82126642
This is me
>>82126660
This is also me
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:39:18 PM
No.82126675
>>82126660
Nope. Garn out for some fabreze soon.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:47:26 PM
No.82126701
>>82126709
ny idol? shoutanon
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:49:10 PM
No.82126708
Chika? Gross.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:49:38 PM
No.82126709
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:53:22 PM
No.82126716
boarding the plane now
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:53:49 PM
No.82126717
>>82126729
need an ssm saturday uploaf
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:57:40 PM
No.82126729
>>82126748
>>82126749
>>82126717
RiffRaff is dead.
SSM WON
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:01:57 PM
No.82126748
>>82126760
>>82126729
I'm not dead just on holiday dee lad
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:03:02 PM
No.82126749
>>82126729
Riffratz went from posting funny SSM clips to being a full on armchair nonce hunter
https://m.youtube.com/@YourMateRiff/posts
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:07:28 PM
No.82126760
>>82126748
Got our hopes up there ffs
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:29:45 PM
No.82126866
>>82126880
>>82126891
I'm bored out my tree tbqhwy
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:33:34 PM
No.82126880
>>82126866
Do some QMEE surveys
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:36:06 PM
No.82126891
>>82126866
Same lid. Just been grazing all day like a deer eating out of boredom. Cant believe I have another 40 years of this to do.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:42:46 PM
No.82126916
Snuck into Cheekas house and stole his unders, proper good wank sorted tonight
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:45:35 PM
No.82126927
>>82126932
Made another BLT, but added some pimping it up, just for anon, and mainly myself.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:46:22 PM
No.82126932
>>82126938
>>82126927
Well done lad that looks great. Buy a new frying pan though.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:47:40 PM
No.82126938
>>82126932
S'not mah gaff.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:49:06 PM
No.82126943
>>82126960
Not seen my mam in about 30 something hours and the first thing she says when she sees me is a list of jobs to do in the house. Fuck off.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:54:39 PM
No.82126960
>>82126943
You should get a cute teen girlfriend instead of that salty bitch. Shes trash dude you deserve way more.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:56:40 PM
No.82126968
Was reading a book. Was enjoying it until a certain part. Main character just guesses someone's password by 'profiling' them.
It's retarded but it annoyed me enough that I've put it down.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:02:24 PM
No.82126989
a chill 1 today, noice shower, hair drying, bit of l4d2, gonna go the tesco inabit for scran. Think tea will be beef and pasta, I dont usually have that.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:12:48 PM
No.82127028
Having a couple of cold ciders now. Drinking out of boredom classic HHL and ssm style.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:16:27 PM
No.82127043
>>82127060
>>82127067
Is Zelda botw worth buying?
Never played it and looking at the switch 2 version. 66 sheckles tho.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:18:28 PM
No.82127060
>>82127092
>>82127043
can you get the switch 1 version cheap then upgrade for a tenner?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:19:58 PM
No.82127067
>>82127092
>>82127043
Probably one of the better open world games I've played. Does drop off in the second half though.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:23:56 PM
No.82127089
mummy only starts respecting you once you get a gf
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:24:07 PM
No.82127092
>>82127060
Seems to hold its price eternally.
>>82127067
This is a good endorsement. Think I might go for it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:37:47 PM
No.82127193
just landed now, i hate flying so much
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:40:02 PM
No.82127209
Do you post in group chats on whatsapp? Me never desu. Want something? Text me directly.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:40:18 PM
No.82127212
>>82127223
Rumour on twitter is that there's an end of August deadline for sites apps to implement age checks or ISPs will be ordered to block the sites. Don't shoot the messenger.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:42:16 PM
No.82127223
>>82127228
>>82127212
>Rumour on twitter
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:43:06 PM
No.82127228
>>82127236
>>82127248
>>82127223
I agree that it's bollocks just thought I'd share what I read
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:44:15 PM
No.82127236
>>82127244
>>82127228
>just thought I'd share what I read
Dont
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:44:33 PM
No.82127240
playing that battlefield beta de lads
cooor war war never changes x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:44:34 PM
No.82127241
Rumour on Bluesky that anon has a lil willy. Don't shoot the messenger.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:44:44 PM
No.82127244
>>82127236
I will and you're reading it all
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:46:06 PM
No.82127248
>>82127228
Some days when I first get online this site loads a bit slowly and I think it's all ogre ;-;
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:46:20 PM
No.82127250
Rumour on discord is that Shippy is a nonce. Don't shoot the messenger.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:51:13 PM
No.82127280
i am a alcoholic init
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:53:35 PM
No.82127292
i smell fucking fantastic right now just saying, roll on, scented talc, bit of spray, bit of Egyptian smelling oil, had a co worker say I smelt really nice the other day, shes middle aged tho
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:55:00 PM
No.82127299
Me? No perfume ever and wont date women that wear perfume.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:56:21 PM
No.82127313
in a taxi atm and the guy is speeding
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:59:54 PM
No.82127336
>>82127344
>>82127331
god you make me so mad, id literally beat the shit out of you if i could
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:00:21 PM
No.82127339
>>82127417
Why do you always say de lads?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:00:46 PM
No.82127344
>>82127336
Why's that pal?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:00:53 PM
No.82127345
>>82127360
>>82127331
You're my least favourite poster as I think you're too smug.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:02:11 PM
No.82127353
>smug legs
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:03:54 PM
No.82127360
>>82127373
>>82127345
And who is your favourite poster?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:06:13 PM
No.82127373
>>82127360
That would be the other thing anon.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:07:11 PM
No.82127376
>>82127402
>>82127331
Put on those slippers, move that fucking compost bag out the way finally, buy some new socks and put fucking shorts on when it's hot you MONG
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:12:51 PM
No.82127402
>>82127406
>>82127376
Moving the compost tomorrow dee lad
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:13:40 PM
No.82127406
>>82127402
I'll move that compost over your head ya bastid.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:15:00 PM
No.82127417
>>82127339
It a secret de lod, sometimes a fishy one, sometimes a shitty one. It lush. x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:30:33 PM
No.82127512
>>82127517
>>82127537
Just got up me. it Saturday x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:31:31 PM
No.82127517
>>82127559
>>82127512
Plans for today lid? x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:34:38 PM
No.82127537
>>82127566
>>82127512
Wollocks status update, de lad?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:36:54 PM
No.82127559
>>82127517
>Plans for today
Dunno lid. Didn't make any for today so just chilling for now. Garn order a wizza in tonight classic HHL style. I wanna go see that Weapons film that's on the pictures at the moment but I'll probably leave that for next week when the cinema showings are quieter.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:37:26 PM
No.82127560
me? going for a run, neck and back are hurting but dont want to be a fat cunt anymore
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 3:38:07 PM
No.82127566
>>82127576
>>82127609
>>82127537
Surprisingly fresh. Barely even feel wungover waheyy. Might even get some brasseries in for tonight to have with me wizza.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:38:13 PM
No.82127568
Been sofa rotting all day. What a waste. The hangover starting to ease up now tho.
Bought an awning. Need to get that put up
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:39:36 PM
No.82127576
>>82127566
Not worth it lid. Just scran the pizza and do future HHL a favour and stay off the beers.
I'm not yet mother though so do what ya want
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:44:29 PM
No.82127609
>>82127566
I have a pizza too but im too lazy to get out of bed and put it in the oven
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:52:21 PM
No.82127664
Neuer faden bald
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:55:35 PM
No.82127687
>>82120113
Doesn't he live near you?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:58:56 PM
No.82127711
>>82127331
Are you wearing work socks and slides there de lid? Like to wear thinner socks on my days off me.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:06:00 PM
No.82127769
>>82127793
>>82127844
Wizza is in the oven de lads, now we wait
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:08:38 PM
No.82127793
>>82127817
>>82127769
What kind we having?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:11:29 PM
No.82127817
>>82127793
With parma ham and rocket (added afterwards)
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 4:14:59 PM
No.82127844
>>82127857
>>82127935
>>82127769
Garn order one in later me. Oven wizzas are midweek not weekends x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:15:17 PM
No.82127849
Die Nibelungen. Hitler and DVDlad's favourite film. Oh aye. x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:16:22 PM
No.82127857
>>82127864
>>82128009
>>82127844
Thoughts on the Squid Game ending? Finished last night and was a bit disappointed. Felt a bit weak to be honest.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:17:23 PM
No.82127864
>>82127908
>>82127857
Its shit so there is a big chance that HHL the NPC will like it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:23:11 PM
No.82127908
>>82127942
>>82127864
Think his favourite character was Thanos and he was my least favourite. I was so happy when the annoying cunt died.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:24:31 PM
No.82127924
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:25:52 PM
No.82127935
>>82127844
I'm leaning towards a munchybox myself but still undecided.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:27:19 PM
No.82127942
>>82127988
>>82127908
Him adding dogshit English in middle of speeches was so annoying. Apparently a lot of SK soiface over English a lot.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:32:52 PM
No.82127978
>>82128004
next ones coming faster x
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:33:29 PM
No.82127988
>>82127942
I believe it. Felt like a gook Logan Paul or something, kek. The one thing I'll say is the MC stayed true to his nature until the very end. He was a good lad.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:36:01 PM
No.82128004
>>82127978
im a real-a-torr
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
8/9/2025, 4:36:29 PM
No.82128009
>>82128049
>>82127857
I liked the dark ending. Shows like Squid Game are meant to be dark for a reason.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:43:54 PM
No.82128049
>>82128009
It wasn't really a dark ending though was it? It was kind of hopeful. MC did what bad boss man could never do so he respected him for it and gave him back a shred of faith in humanity.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:49:32 PM
No.82128079
Make a new thread already lazybones.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:51:26 PM
No.82128089
I'd make a thread but I'm too retarded and don't know how
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:55:12 PM
No.82128109