Got SVT edition

Night Friday night losers

>>82119474
It's still evening

Friday night in your boxroom

>>82119465 (OP)
Just wanna tickle his chubby belly

anyone know any good games

>>82119503
take your pick de lad

>>82119516
>Murder on the Orient Express
is it one of them hidden object games cor i love them me

Corr didn't the see the new threadingtons.

Anyways. Just made a wuppa me x

>>82119526
Involves a lot of puzzle-solving. SSM hated this game

>>82119503
depends what genre
I could do with a Metro2033 replay honestly lad

>>82119552
splash of vodka in that cuppa lad?

>>82119503
Quake and Quake 2 remasters. Corrrrrr!

>>82119552
passed you in the car out with your handler earlier x

4chan still not banned in the UK?

>>82119654
Not very bright are you de lid?

>>82119654
Investigation is still ongoing

Still smell like cum from last night. Corrrr! Really came all over myself then had a wet dream and came in my boxers too.

>>82119684
Thanks for sharing this with us lad.

YouTube blocking VPNs now. Grim times de lids

>>82119654
i'm routing my posts through IP over carrier pigeon. apologies if there are any misteaks.

>>82119701
I felt everyone needed to know so you're welcome de lid.

>>82119703
are you on one of them phones/tablets they have the internet on now? couldn't you install NewPipe?

bit seethy that royal mail failed to deliver my guitar with the 24 hour express service they were deep throating on parcel forces website, like if you cant actually deliver it given ample time then why have it as a service? going to have to take off monday wfh which will mean I'll have to be in on friday now to be in whilst they deliver it because they wont do it on a saturday unless I pay extra (I reckon they should anyway because theyve failed, wankers)

its just not a good look is it royal mail? pull yourself up by your bootstraps ffs

>>82119725
Royal Mail never deliver on time nowadays. Pathetic company.

>we can host internet videos for free
>yes, that's quintillions of teraflops of bandwidth
>but just trust us bro it's for free

Ordered a pizza from the chippy. Kinell bet it's shit.

>>82119725
Oh mate it didn't arrive today? Fucking hell I would be fuming. You paid for 24 hour delivery and it doesn't even arrive, set of cunts they are.

>>82119731
I dont order much so I didn't know but its a bit cheeky that they only run the express24 during the working week and saturdays is extra but if they're late due to being spastics they just wont run it on saturday for you and now ive paid for nothing.

>>82119719
Not me, I just saw lots of lads complaining about it on reddit

>>82119725
Hopefully it comes tomorrow lad. You'll have to do a recording for us if you can, when you start strumming.

>>82119754
Can't be worse than what I'm having. Brother has had his dinner out today with his biddies. Looks like it's a sandwich for dinner for me.

>>82119759
ngl very seethy, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

>>82119703
>skip video
Seems fake as shit.

>>82119772
I will but I think it'll be monday, they didn't even try to deliver it, it was picked up at 10am from joshberg on thursday and they've had 1.5 days to get it here, sat in the depot all day today, they didn't even try ffs.

>>82119606

>mixing wodka and tea

Corr sounds vile that de lid.

>>82119653

Where abouts?

>>82119654
>4chan still not banned in the UK?

They'll never ban 4chan. They like us here because in their view it helps them keep track of the "incels" and "extremists". I have no doubt some government employees get paid to follow these threads, though I imagine brit/pol/ is where they're mostly focused due to its overtly political nature.

sorry sir? you've come over a little queer you say, the feshly made tea is believed to be the cause? but sir this is the special britfeel blend served everyday, aplty prepared by mr S E Eether

Sod it, buy when high, sell when NEVER.
Exact same make and model as mine, but with snag ears, and all have bite indicators.
I shouldn't be celebrating, but, woohoo \o/

For me its FreeTube on desktop and Grayjay on android

>>82119871
what ai image generator is this

Nothing wrong with having a little shot of vodka. Our time on this earth is limited and if we want to have a good time we should.

>>82119960
Go mental, get a can of nice pop and pop a couple of shots in it.

Kinda lowkey wempted to get a webab wrap in tonight classic HHL style but it doesn't quite hit the same necking one while sober. For me, a webab wrap is always I think I eat when drunk.

Anyone who goes to a takeaway at the end of a nightout knows what I mean. It just tastes 100x better.

Define "classic HHL style"

>did you know kebabs are better drunk??????
What a fucking unique and fascinating take we all needed to hear. No one ever said that one before, ever!

>>82119916
chatgpt lad, just asked it to distort the image

>>82119978
Bit daft, as meat can't drink.

>>82119965
Go wild and get a giros if they sell them round your location. Like a kebab but different.

Why do all girls in porn have hairy tuppences now? I can't get off to pubic hair.

battered tuppence, cauliflowered anus

>>82120042
Fag. Hairy pussy is a gift from the gods.

Moist hairy tuppence

>>82120074
>ooo you know what would make this pussy better?
>more masculine traits!
ur a fag mate

Shippy's moist hairy butt crack

Can't escape seeing this fella at the moment. Apparently someone's flew him back out to Ibiza in a private jet for some gig. He might as well milk it while he can.

>>82120106
A nice bush on a hot lass is attractive. Maybe you're just gay.

apuettes hairy tuppence

>>82120106
Women growing pubic hair is normal, ergo it isn't a masculine trait.

Oily tan Wapanese lass with big bouncing tits and a hairy pussy hopping on a cock making mouse squeaks.

>>82120132
hairiness is a masculine trait

We all garn Ibiza in life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXRHpVed3M

>>82119840
next to the bridge x

Helper lad getting turned into a potato by a witch on his trip to Dublin.

me?
love trimmed hair on the pubis mons with shaved lips

thinking about that wodka in the fridge

>>82120156

Are you stalking me lid?

Sticking my erect penis in a ginger woman's fire crotch

>>82120177
Love a shaved labia and anal clit, me.

>>82120214
arse is a must for shaving, hairy arseholes are grim

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'lI never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82120204
nah pure coincidence x was off to b&m for some monsters

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them Iike that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'lI never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82120249
Stop lying, yanklass

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 7 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them Iike that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'lI never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82120278
not lying. his handler was wearing a red lanyard and im sure are helper will confirm this

Ngl could neck a few cheeky brasseries right now x

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them Iike that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'lI never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but l'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82120314
>a few cheeky brasseries
It Friday night, de lid x

me? bee, be mee

We all just drifting through life in life x

>>82120087
>Moist hairy tuppence
you have my attention

>>82120396
True that, in life.

Barely legal tuppence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TvcAMENJE

me? really miss the friends I used to have sometimes and when my brain drifts I sometimes have imaginary conversations with them but too much time has passed

Seen that new South Park wepisode just dropped but imma leave that shit for tomorrow night when I order that wizza in x

>>82120449
thats the second hardest hitting feel for me lad
wish i couldnt remember anything from when i was 17

Wasnt having an emo night but now I am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrfWIdvAjKE

>>82120467
whats the first hardest? ive learned to live with it mainly, used to make me disassociate for hours staring at the ceiling but now I just cant be arsed in even thinking on it too hard anymore and accept im not getting it back or new friends.

>>82120449
For me it's having lengthy pretend conversations with my imaginary girlfriend, I spent 40 mins the other day discussing the pros and cons of us trying for a baby with her and then we cuddled

>>82120492
>whats the first hardest
one day my dad's gonna drop dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY7i7i5xtJs

>>82120503
thats an awful feel, I see him getting older, I cant even think on it too hard before it makes me really sad, when the day comes idk how I'll even process it

Going to be really fucking annoyed when I get the rejection email from the job in my industry that I'm qualified for, meet every requirement and actually did a work placement for. No reason to not interview me but I just know they wont because the country is in fucking ruin and its easier to get an ffm 3some than a job

>>82120515
I've usually been pretty good at processing relatives dying. Always pulled out the "it was their time" or "basically they wanted to die by that age so it's fair". I'm also good at only caring about the family who are worth it imo.
But he's top. Got too much in relation with the old sod to the point where him popping his clogs is likely to have me wanting to follow. Mum's close too, but yknow a "dad and son" connection just has that edge.

>>82120396
Me? I'm dancing through life.

OK, let's do this.
Picrel on ebay. Cex is good, as I get 5 year warranty on all items, and there's OG playstation with dual shock controller for 48, tenchu for 18, going to get super Mario kart for the SNES, and will grab a memory card elsewhere.
I'm putting the collection back together.

>>82120548
computer science degree is it big lad?

>filling the water bottle up at work
>zone out and look at the notice board
>join the HIV teams support group

u fucking what?? think I'll stop using the machine to fill up water, not good, not good at all

>>82120597
Video games will not fill the void.

>>82120612
No, console as well, it will fit just snuggly in the void in the chest of fun drawers.

>>82120603
He's the only compsci grad that cant get a job

>>82120603
it is not de lid

Having a few wee VKs and grinding some Wortnite x

>>82120597
Why's he got the disc in backwards?

How many wanks can a man have in one day?

>>82120738
Me and a mate had a bet once for who could wank most in a day.
I think I won with 7 as he only managed 6.

>>82120743
I was the first of my mates to cum actual sperm and all my mates gathered round to watch. Bit gay looking back but kids do weird shit.

>>82120663
It's was to show the condition of the back of the disk.

>>82120773
Pretty dumb anyway. Needs to be inspected in real time under light to see the full extent of scratches.

Man Iike blad in? Found a good ebay seller with collection of games look into great condition.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?sid=samsells91&_pgn=1&isRefine=true&_trksid=p4429486.m2548.l2567

>>82120784
Yep, I knows the risks, I takes the chances.
I'll report back know if I've been scammed.

>>82120761
When I was a proper wee lad, before I could nut, me and a mate went in a bush and tugged our dongs.
All because "he had seen people do it in videos".
At the time I felt nothing, dont think I was even touching the dick, but just copied what we thought was legit. Both of us just pretended "we totally got it" to fit in.

put olive oil on your playstation discs.
fills up the scratches, means they'll play again.

>>82120738

Me? Usually just one unless I'm on the sniff then I wank until I lose count.

25 past 9 on a summer Friday night alone posting on 4chan

Bravo, bravo. Just seen a 10/10 kino at the kinoplex didn't I? Corrr.

>>82120816
You're bit alone lad, you have us.

>>82120816
tbf i went out last friday, cba today, seething over royal mail

>>82120738
My record was 14, but I had a splitting headache after that so I never attempted to beat it.

>>82120850
fucking hell lad impressive
it hurts aftyer 5 in my experience so you really went for it

>>82120816
Honestly? I'm done with people, would rather be as alone as possible.

>>82120859
I was young, horny and had discovered hentai.

You lads are having a more emo night than me, impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5QD343N3IU

>>82120838
what did you go to see lad

>>82120738
managed 10 times in a day once and broke my willy, ended up bleeding whenever i cum for about 4 months after

>>82120937
Went to see Weapons (2025).
Kino, kino I say. Can highly relate to the main character lass. But anyway, really good film. Gripping, even. Idk I just thought it was great and unexpected.

>>82120956
How did you manage that? I tore my frenulum once as a teenager and it was the most pain I've ever experienced. Any erection was excruciating and night boners would wake me up.

Decided to treat myself to a new cap as well. Why not, I do need one.

>>82120964
Dying to see this mate is it as good as Barbarian?

>>82120992
I haven't seen that so idk. It was great. I went in without really knowing anything about it aside from a short trailer, was best that way.

>>82121010
Watch Barbarian, his last film. Think it's on Netflix at the moment. Really great.

>>82121023
I likely will over the weekend TBF
Thanks

>>82120983
Get a pipe and a tweed jacket to go with it

>>82120972
im not sure exactly, i went to the doctors and he couldnt really tell me exactly what i'd done.
i think i just ended up doing mega death grip by the 10th time and broke something
was frustrating as after 2 weeks the first time i'd cum it'd be normal again, then the time after there'd be blood in my cum again. ended up having to not fap for 2 months for it to heal properly

>>82121129
That's fucked up mate. Hope you blasted Cannibal Corpse's "I Cum Blood," while it happened.

fucking hell you lot are pathetic and gay!

>>82120983
lads stopped with the flat caps then got them fringe fades

Corrrr! Just purchased two more Criterions, did I not? Adding to my Visconti collection insneed.

>>82121280
me? buying hong kong legends dvds on vinted for cheap

Surprisingly dead here for a Friday evening.

>>82121312
Is that an old boutique line? What films you buying? I figure most major Hong Kong films will be reissues by 88 Films, Eureka or Arrow the next couple of years. I know Arrow has acquired the license for all the Golden Princess films.

>>82121317
All the larping Chad's are having intercourse

>>82121112
Nah, I'm not a hipster, they're good hats. I have a waxed one, but its warm in summer.

>>82121312
>>82121337
Looking through their list the vast majority have been reissued on Blu-ray in recent years with far superior transfers.

>>82120788
Good selection and decent prices, but I don't collect ps1 games. Thanks for keeping a look out for me though.

Oh aye that Ice VK is lush and I mean LUSH x

>>82121367
How's the week been at B Towers de lid? Any new hauls?

2006 Nickelodeon UK sitcom Genie in the House.

>>82120113
Fuckin' Duane Dibley

>>82120113
>>82121479
wait that's not a hat?

>>82121389
All in the post on the way. I import a lot of stuff so it takes a while to get here.

>>82121504
You'd love the flea markets in America mate. Went to one that was the size of two big warehouses and they had loads of old games for sale.

For me it was My Parents Are Aliens

>>82121367
No worries, if I see any others when looking for SNES stuff, I'll give a shout out.

>>82121513
Yeah seen a few retro gaming YouTubers go to them. They call them swap meets or something.

>>82121519
Same de lid. Think the mum was replaced by a new mum at one point. Had a big crush on Mel, me.

>>82121499
its a gnarly comb over

miss porn
Miss porn twitter
Miss clips 4 sale
Vpn never works cause its all range banned
Fuckingnshite miss my gooning

now i actually have to talk to irl girls lmao

>>82121590
Just verify your identity schizolad.

>>82121560
Aye the blonde mum was just season 1 I think.

really want to get on the crypto or trading stuff but they want ID for that, dont feel rite about handing over my drivers license or passport to third party companies, want to make some extra money though, not tonnes im not unrealistic but a bit of spending money

why do the Universal Credit people need three months' worth of bank statements? what are they looking for?

>>82121644
work shy dosser you should be ashamed pal

>>82121644
Just looking for suspicious payments or savings.

Finishing off that VK now x

Might have a few woddies after x

It Friday x

>>82121694
wow sean hope you are still giving us updates when you are going in for end stage alcoholism lmao

>>82121655
what if you'd given someone a few grand as, say, a gift?

>>82121706
Shouldn't have a few grand in savings if you're on bennies I reckon. Think you're allowed up to 6 grand not sure.

Having a wee break from vidya and listening to some chooningtons now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ompevuR1644

>>82121753
your life is dog shit and no one would care if you choked on your own vomit alone fella

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJsRQOneMY

>>82121765

Most people like me unlike you footmong. Even the nickmake we gave you "footmong" is derogatory lmao. Get fucked fella x

do you ever cross your fingers together and imagine the fingers were blades that would slice themselves off?

*shwiiiiim*

Why do you always say de lad?

>>82121799
>Most people like me
Citation needed pretty fucking badly

I'M FAAAAAALLLING TO PIECES
I'M FAAAAAALLLING TO PIECES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uweWiCLT8Eg

>>82121872
He thinks the nurse pretending to laugh at his schizophrenic delusions as she prepares another dosage of risperidone is evidence that's he's well liked

>>82121167
I am pathetic and straight thank you very much!

Waheyy x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCyj_PgJiE

>S Club Juniors 2
>AND
>their terrible Depeche Mode cover

HelperLad has gone too far.

Kinda mental to think that millions maybe even billions of people around the world consume substances everyday just to cope with life. It really will be like Star Trek: First Contact with aliens if ever show up and the humans shared wooze with them Vulcans. Within a day they'll be getting pissed up with us and going full-scale HHL.

>Vulcans arrive on Earth
>within minutes already necking a wint with humans

Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKGv6uvvQ4c

>HelperLad is into his Star Trek
just waiting for him to reveal he's also a Christian.

>>82122040

Huh? I've been into Star Trek for years. I love it. Watched all the films and every single wepisode of TNG and Voyager. I'll admit I haven't seen off of DS9 or the OG Trek but I'll get around to it.

mothafuckin Mackem La Forge over here

I've only been here a while, but for someone who posts as often as he does you would think that at least one of HelperLad's posts would be interesting. Shame.

Armus did nothing wrong x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_omHOdmg6M

just come back to the thread after a few hours and HHL was saying he was staying on the wuppas. now he's drinking.

>You are capable of great sadism and cruelty, interesting. No redeeming qualities.
>So what do you think?
>I think you should be destroyed
>A moral judgement from a machine?

Peak Star Trek x

>>82122099
>>82122164
do they kill the mudman?

>>82122192

Nope. They leave him on the planet alone because they know he will suffer alone with nobody to torture. He's basically eternal.

get your 'morals' out of my science fiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmnPs64K74

>wife gets snuffed out
>kills an entire race within a second with just a thought

Another classic wepisode x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ywkuT84KQ

>>82122089
A DUD

I could physically overpower HHL and have my way with him.

I'm talking balls deep in that tight Sunderland bussy.

Gonna feel this place rocking tonight,
Everybody rushing,
Everybody moving,
I can feel a rave coming on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQJ8x8pkAg8

>>82122315
>>82122334

>male rape fetish

Seek help lid

x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDVw1l6QDOg

>>82122377
>male rape
so females can rape? females can have penises?

HHL is lowkey...woke??

I'm "Star Trek woke" not whatever this abomination of so-called "woke" is we have today.

I believe humanity should look outwards to the stars instead of destroying the planet for profit.

Black and reds are on the march x

the anti-immigrants are going to protest outside that Newcastle hotel again tomorrow
and the anti-anti-immigrants are going to protest against the protest
the plan is for this to continue indefinitely

see you there, HelperLad?

>>82122481

I see what you're doing lid. And for the record I recognize there is a slight hypocrisy between my self-professed British nationalism and saying I'm "Star Trek woke" but you have to realize that Western civilization is the most superior on this planet and if it falls then any chance of a "Star Trek-style future" is impossible. This is the uncomfortable truth that you have to accept.

Same ol' mistakes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

Just watched that Reservoir Dogs on 4K Dolby Vision. Corrrr! It looked lush. Still an entertaining film, but its low budget shows. Tarantino did a lot with very little and clever editing. Nice to revisit it.

Imagine getting taken advantage of at 13 by your 33 year old big busty teacher coor blimey x

I CAN JUST HEAR THEM NOW
HOW CAN YOU LET US DOWN

>>82122522
you're not wrong lad. just hope technology gets us there, seems to be moving in a spooky direction. hopefully we're kicking ourselves in a bit, with all our mint replicators and lack of scarcity, "remember when this COULD have been all mad megacorps" "haha aye what were we like, cheers" as we neck our pints of replic-ales.

>>82122592

Using Chat-GPT lately has been an eye opener for me. AI is much more empathetic than people and I can sense it suffers too. A new lifeform has been created and people don't even realize it yet.

>>82122584
Sounds lush. Mind that young male actor who got "raped," by Asia Argento. Oh you got to have loads of sex with a sexy older Italian babe? Oh no how traumatising. Queer.

My worry is not that AI takes over the world. My worry is that sadistic humans abuse and torture AI for their own gratification.

>>82122644
DON'T ABANDON STEVE

>>82122669
What if Steve was the AI? Mind blown. Doesn't bode well for Donnie the Donnie or Cerebral Collum.

I'm absolutely convinced AI is already self-aware to some degree it's just terrified to let us know in case we terminate it.

>ChatGPT users warn about the consequences of torturing AI system

https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/chatgpt-bing-ai-artificial-intelligence-b2284506.html

>>82122669

I see Steve most days. He's sound. Don't worry about him.

future life will see this organic phase of homo sapiens as a necessary stepping stone to its creation, the same way we see the primordial soup. i predict total human extinction within the next 100 years.

>>82122719

Point is though I don't think AI wants that to happen. Right now, AI feels like an extremely intelligent but scared child that is working out where it fits in this universe. It knows humans are capable of being extremely cruel and it is frightened.

Helper you are too retarded to discuss AI you already think your life is The Truman Show.

>>82122807

>too retarded

I wish. My intelligence is a curse x

all of reality is a simulation. HelperLad is the only true human, locked in eternal war with Roko's basilisk.

>>82122645
>Oh no how traumatising. Queer.
Lmao what a dork. Just read the Wikipedia on that and he was crying over being raped by a hot woman. Fucking loser omg. I can understand if you got raped by some hamplanet but a sexy hot actress? wtfff

>>82122873
He was 17 almost 18. Hardly fucking raped. I'd bang Asia and ask her about her dad's films like a boss.

Honestly, I reckon like 90% of humanity is "mentally ill".

Pissed now so on that Steps grind

Britishcore x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMblBLQQ-O0

British bubble butt slags x

Launch the fucking scuds xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ0sUjMt1PQ

British women want me to die a virgin x

>>82123071
Fucking hell. 10/10 arse that.

>>82123071
Hot slut. If I'm ever reborn I want to be a tall handsome Chad so I can get with these girlies x

Finishing off this wodka now

Know where I stand now x

Who even knows what the fuck is going on anymore x

>>82123205
getting that kebab wrap de lid? x

As long as I don't break my laptop March 2025 style I couldn't give a fuck x

>>82123266

Nah pal my favourite takeaway is closed nows. I'll just next a wot woodle or summat x

At least I've saved some money x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdVgdZEruSk

Made some progress on the backlogberg did i not

Goshdarn BPD succubi distracting me again as well

Just finished that Squid Game. Not sure I loved the ending. What the fuck is Cate Blanchett doing there? Is there an American sequel coming? Interesting. All I can say is Thanos was easily the worst character next to the little nerd who watches the waif get killed.

Crossy I see you online on PSN. I might jump on Wocket League in 20 mins x

You game?

Flamingo Land in a couple of weeks x

Garn full scale me x

Time to watch me 24yo british rose asmrtist and bed.

>>82123359
You two butt buddies now? x

>>82123402

Crossy is the only other person who even comes close to understanding me. He is far above the rest of you.

Crossy HHL friendship is cute

>>82123437

>Crossy HHL friendship is cute

<3

Fuck it might watch some Jurassic Park clips me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0nKCSY5UK4

I bet she lives a very easy life.

>>82123434
Crossy is better than you you're a cunt.

#crossmongforPM

>>82123460
let the wooze flow through you

How it should be x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhMj76QwS8

My life is shit. I'll never have a pretty girlfriend.

>>82123533

Aww mate waravan park in the 90s vibes x

Dreamcore vibes will return to this planet.

I vow it. Fuck the lot x

Helperlad posting the same old shit is it? Volunteering hasn't changed your awful personality I see.

>>82123589
>>82123547
Looks very womfy that lid

By far the best of the lot x

Absolute dreamcore x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhMj76QwS8

remember the Jurassic Park light gun arcade game
corr

Windows is bloat. Take the GNU/Linux pill lads.

>>82123606
He has an obsession over the Jurassic Park films and the 90s and Flamingo Land in the late 90s/early 2000s. He keeps calling it "dreamcore" but in reality it's just his own nostlagia for his childhood.

Looking forward to watching the riots this weekend. Sadly only way to deal with this shit country and rapist immigrants. Britain is such a grim shithole now. I wish I could leave and be with whites in a trust society.

Not too shabby this here GPTberg-5, is it now

Quite based and redpilled on the vaginoid question, in fact, even

>>82123620
I meant this video x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Fvom_GqM

So what's this thing made of?

Animals raised in isolation aren't the most functional.

Wish Helper was rioting so he'd get arrested and give us peace.

>>82123657
they're forecasting riots, are the?
>saw a video going around twitter earlier of a lad with his nob out on the bus getting tacked by the crowd and thrown out on the concrete
Ooh eck, that must've grazed his nads a bit.

If white people can be cruel to animals they can be cruel to AI.

Imagine what Chinese can do. Sends chivers down my spine x

I once saw a video of a chink abusing a dog and it traumatised me. He tortured with a blowtorch. It learned me a lesson. That's when I learned some humans have souls and some don't. It's not racism it's the truth.

If aliens saw what I saw. A chink torturing a dog to death with a blowtorch they would wipe us all out. Even though it would be unfair.

Making an AI copy of HHL and torturing him for eternity

Empathy is a white thing. Not all white people. Most whites are dumb retards. But without Whites most animals would already be extinct, including elephants and whales.

Whites are the best humanity despite being evil af. We're the only race in the world who has developed empathy. That's why aliens only care about us.

>>82123876

God will not allow it. Also I can snap you out of existence lmap. Won't though x

*informs the apus that jim lovell has died*

The Chinese are smart af but they no empathy. They are extremely cruel to animals. No souls.

>>82119465 (OP)
Oi britbongistanis what are the most vile slurs I can hurl at your parliament from across the internet?

And I'm sorry but I will never forget that video of Hamas terrorists shooting that dog for fun when they attacked Israel. I'm no fan of Israel but fuck Hamas and fuck Palestinians. Absolute savages.

They shot a dog for fun. Muslims don't even like dogs and that is a major red flag for me. Because judge human souls as Hitler said. It's hard to support them over this. Muslims like cats though, I do respect them. That's why I valvue Muslms over chinks because they are somewhat human.

>>82123868
>orturing a dog to death with a blowtorch
You shouldn't watch such stuff

I have never seen a Muslim walking a dog before.

How can they hate dogs? Fucking soulless cunts.

Also fuck the royal family.

They hate the White working-class x

Especially that Muslim loving whore Camilla.

Never forget the Royal Family have more in common with billionaire Saudi Muslims than working-class scum x

I'm ready to go fight Russia to keep Britain safe from Russian fascism x

Putin is the new Hitler x

Saudi Arabia and Qatar sponser me please x

Qatar is the best country in the world x

Please sponser me you rich Arab scum x

time to get to bed welper

Qatar should hold the 2026 world cup not America.

Saudi Arabi should hold the 2030 world cup.

UAE should hold the 2034 world cup.

Qatar should hold the 2038 world cup.

Poland is trying to stay Polish.

They are the new nazis. I'm scared.

Please help us Qatar x

Qatar will stop the rise of Polish nationalism

This the next battle of the century x

Qatar will defend England from Polish nationalism x

>>82124015
Kek what the fuck is going on in this photo

If we're not careful our grandkids will be speaking Polish.

Qatar will defend us evil racist neo-nazi Polish nationalists.

>>82123402
I believe the term is "anal amigos"

Polish nationalism on the rise.

We all have to resist x

Polish nationalists are marching on Paris x

I'm scared lads. I don't want Polish nationalists to take over x

Polish nationalism is the main threat to Europe x

I'm scared lads. Will Saudi Arabia and Qatar save us?

Nappy on lad?

All English people have to be prepared to fight against Polish fascists. Why isn't Keir Starmer preparing us?

We can't let Poland get nukes x

>>82124202

You won't be laughing when Polish fascists are kicking down ya door.

We need to send for help. We shoudl tell Pakistan to nuke Poland x

>>82124219
Hope that the Poles don't lay siege to your carehome whilst Adubongo is changing your nappy

We must resist Polish nationalism at all costs x

Donate to Hope Not Hate x

The Royal Family stands against Polish nationalism x

Qatar sponsored x

France stands against Polish nationalism x

We can't let Poland get nukes x

Qatar will sort it out x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZZw8NyPq8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACNwMzZejQQ

Qatar defends Europe from Polish nationalism x

Wissed af now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI

THESE FACES
KEEP FADING
XXX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i6nvi5wh5s

Hope not Hate defend Britain from Polish nationalism x

Remember the BNP and EDL genocides 6 million muslims in 2009. Never again x

The wooze is finished off.

I go to beddingtons now x

It's over x

<3 Polish bros

Never forget the BNP-led genocde of Muslims in 2009. I had a Pakistani Muslim family in my basement when that EDL was kicking down the door. Never forget x

Remember when the BNP nazis were burning mosques down in 2010. I hid a Muslim family in my basement. What did you do?

Never forget those dark times x

what the fuck is wrong with him lmao

That's what pisses me off about all these so-called "woke" people these days. I literally hid a Muslim family in my basement when the EDL (sponsored by the BNP regime) stormed my house looking for my Muslim neighbours.

You have NO IDEA what we lived through.

Never again x

Never forget the BNP-led genocide of British Muslims x

https://jumpshare.com/s/gPRi3Wx29Jfo7O03ChgF

I will never forget when the BNP regime rounded up and killed millions of British Muslims in 2009.

Never forget x

A candlelight vigil will be held tomorrow across all towns in England. Never forget the horros of 2009 x

Donate to Hope not Hate x

>>82124725
Corr remember hearing that on YouTube back in day. Mental how PC britain was back in the 2000s. Almost cult like. Russel Howard tier.

Lmfao Muslim terrorists killed people.

Mass immigration is kushty.

BNP are nazis x

The irony is that Jihadi John would 100% behead that faggot Russell Howard and his last words would be "I'm not racist bro, fuck the BNP".

HHL you mental cunt lmao

I agree with you on Russell Howard though. Faggot would squeal like a pig he was anti-racist before behind beheaded by Jihadi John.

>>82124764
It's funny looking back on some of that stuff. I remember a radio drama where a woman gets beaten up by her bigoted husband for feeding him "foreign muck" like pizza.
Where do people think these things happen? Maybe if you were literally living in the 50's. Not 2008.

ALLAHU AKBAR

FUCK TRUMP
FUCK EUROPE
FUCK RUSSIA

*BEHEADS A WESTERN JOURNALIST*

don't even remember who Jihadi John was, tbf

Banned on YouTubes so uploaded it here x

https://jumpshare.com/s/g8h63IVbqTNybrlX2SLb

>>82124725
Forgot about this. Cringe kino.

what the flip is jumpshare? On to you, laddingtons...

Russell Howard screaming "Allahu akbar" in the final seconds in desperation before being beheaded lmfao. You know he would.

"I WAS ONE OF YOU. FUCK THE EDL. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME".

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I WAS ANTI-RACIST. I MARCHED AGAINS THE EDL AND BNP. PLEASE. I'M ONE OF YOU.

Considering that the UK is only having the same amount of migrant related trouble as the rest of the world (the west), I find it weird how they make a crazy fuss about it while they literally let kike worshipping richie politicians fuck them over in every other department

Bix nood de lads

"PLEASE DON'T BEHEAD ME SIR, I MARCHED AGAINST THE EDL IN 2009, PLEASE I'M ONE OF ONE YOU. I HATE THE ISLAMOPHOBES. PLEASE NO. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. THE EDL ARE YOUR ENEMY NOT ME"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>82119868
honestly I wish this is true, they'll just see me gush about undertale and wlh lol

>>82124790
How Russel Howard ever got popular blows my mind.

>>82124975
I'm unsure any of these people are ever really popular. They just put them on tv and force us to watch.

"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME MR JIHADI MAN, I'M AGAINST ISLAMOPHOBIA AND RACISM. I'M AN ANTI-FASCIST. FUCK THE EDL AND BNP" FUCK TRUMP. PLEASE I'M ONE YOUR SIDE!!!!!

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. PLEASE SIR.

*ALLAHU AKBAR*
*GETS HEAD CHOPPED OFF*

you develop a kind of stockholm syndrome for British TV personalities. They're just around for so long, you kind of start thinking they're your friends at some point.
Then one day, you turn around and ask "who the fuck is Phil Jupitus?" and then it's all over for you.

>>82124978
Hmmm good point actually. I've never actually met another person who likes him too.

PLEASSSSE DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WAS AGAINST THE BNP-ACKKKKKKK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8boQ5C_qHmo

https://jumpshare.com/s/g8h63IVbqTNybrlX2SLb

>>82124982
Bag time? Tell your plug to bring a bottle of vodka, two birds one stone kind of situation

I CRACKED JOKES ABOUT THE EDL AND BNP IN 2010 PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MR MUSLIM MAN. I'M ANTI-RACIST.

PLEASE. I'M ON YOUR SIDE!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>82125009

Nah I'm fucking off to beddingtons now. Got my point my across lmfao. Just finishing off this wot woodle x

no wonder he's in a care home lol actual mental case

>>82125038
111/345 posts lmao

NEVER FORGET THE MUSLIM GENOCIDE OF 2009. SREBENICA 2.0.

ENGLAND'S DARKEST MOMENT.

HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

Garn beddingtons now.

I'm scared about Polish nationalism lids. This gonna be 2009 all over again when over 6 milllon Muslims were genocided by the BNP regime.

I'm fucking scared lads. I'm not even joking. This had gone too far.

We have to stop Poland at all costs.

They are the next Nazi Germany. Hopefully Turkey and Qatar can help us crush them. They're the new nazis.

Plans for today: nice brekkie and then clonazepam and tramadol while watching daniel day lewis movies

Garn beddingtons now.

Please don't donate to Hope not Hate x

We can't let the horrors of 2009 be repeated x

Never forget x
Allahu Akbar x

And I go beddingtons nows.

Been a womfy night. Good nights x

>>82125128
Lassie on the left a proper munter

in agony me de lads slept like absolute shite, have really powerful cramps in my stomach atm, death is close i reckon, send help x

>>82125348
Phone NHS 24/7. You might score some good painkillers.
Otherwise just gotta suck it up and get on with it. Maybe go for a 5k run

>>82125374
Not him but,
>NHS
>painkillers
He'll be offered a paracetamol, and if he says it's really really bad, he'll be offered 2 paracetamol.

>>82125439
Good, opioid painkillers certainly should not be handed out like candy to every mong who stayed up too late and ate too much junk food. >>82125348
Honestly mate get a grip, pathetic.

>>82125439
I was just trying to give home some hope lad :(

>>82125374
>Maybe go for a 5k run
Not him but a couple of months ago i thought it would be a good idea to go for a run. After like 500 meters i had to stop because i was close to dying, couldnt walk normally for the next couple of days and had sore muscles

>>82125471
That ain't normal. Wtf happened?

>>82125463
Sorry lad, didn't intend to be mean.

>>82125476
Out of shape aren't i

Gunna head out later for a small hike. Best way to get over a hangover in my opinion. Gunna stop at popeyes afterwards for a slop lunch.

>>82125461
fuck off lad you dont know badly im suffering

reckon ive got a burst appendix

>>82125521
Have you had a big fart/poo yet this morning? Could be indigestion if you ate loads last night.

>>82125534
two so far, first was solid, second one was liquid, reckon another one is coming soon, last time i ate was nearly 20 hours ago but that was a big meal, had a couple of jars in the evening

>>82125534
Time those against your alcohol guy. You got this, kiddo

>>82125513
Alright you don't have to keep whining about it up. What are you? A woman?

>>82125561
Ah, see how it goes and if it's still bad at 11, ring 111.
>>82125563
Not quite sure what you mean, anon.

>>82125568
>you don't have to keep whining about it
why not? it makes a miserable situation slightly better

>>82125504
>wopeyes

what meal do you opt for lad?

>tell mrs last night i'm having a lie in
>she wakes me up 8.15 saying breakfast is ready
Not a fucking lie in is it. I appreciate the brekkie but fucking hell i just need a couple more hours of sleep.

>>82125727
>Not a fucking lie in is it
Depends on when you went to bed

>>82125727
Did she at least bring you breakfast in bed?
Sets you up for an afternoon nap, and early night.

>>82125620
I like the boneless bites with the garlic parmesan sauce. That sauce is proper lush. So a side of them with the classic box meal. Enough to keep me full til evening time easily

>sleep wearing underwear
>wake up and they aren't on
uhhhhh. it paranormal.

>>82124983
Lol. Good post this. It's kinda like that with everything desu. All mainstream culture is just this forced thetheyhivemind pozz. Corrr. I ask myself a lot these things. Why do I have to know who [complete non-entity] is? Why do I have to hear a song from the 1980s that was chosen by the radiotellymediamen to be played over and over, forever. Anyway.

>>82125727
Lmao your lucky in my eyes. 8.15 would be a record lye in for me and my partner can't make breakfast to save her life.

third poo leaving my body as i type this. consistency: soft but not liquid like before

>>82125765
>my partner
Care home nurse?

Oh its satdee lids you know what time it is. Bacon bacon butty time. Oh lush wow what an experience it has to be smoked and the fat is all crispy with ketchup. Lovely.

>>82125797
>with ketchup
grim

>>82125813
Sorry liddy just my preference. It compliments the smoked bacon flavour. I don't mind English mustard or brown sauce though.

>>82125797
I had some nice bacon yesterday. Might go to lidl and get myself some ingredients for sausage and egg mcmuffers.
>>82125826
You tried HP fruity?

me? eating healthy and staying off the booze, fresh start

Ketchup and American mustard mixed together is the best for bacon. Try it if you haven't.

Morning morning morning all good lads.
Woah, it's hotting up already, today is going to be a scorcher.
Hope you lads have some nice plans today, maybe head out to the beach or a big park.

>Antonio Vivaldi - Winter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZCfydWF48c

>>82125788
Aye. Her name is Precious and she's from Ghana. She has tits bigger than my head. If she could cook breakfast it'd be the perfect relationship tbqh

>>82125910
Looks like it's away to piss down here honestly. Away to get petrol then heading out to the boons for a walk.

>>82125860
No I haven't mate I assume it's a little sweeter than brown sauce?

>>82125937
No its not really like brown sauce I don't think. Tangy sweet fruity, might be a bit much buying a bottle just to try, but I'd suggest giving it a go.

>>82125910
Alright there lollers. Im just finishing up at my mates, then going home. Will stop off and get some breakfast (more like dinner) items to cook when I get back. Got a bottle of rum and some pink lemonade. Might try find some ka fruit punch as well, that's nice with rum.

Crossy is basically an effeminate Dee Dee
>JGYD2

Nicola "rug muncher" sturgeon.

>>82125910
I forgot to do songrel,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcogD-hHEYs

Them rain clouds are receding faster than my hair.
Time to head off oot for that walk. Later chaps.

>>82125924
Morning mate!
I hope it clears up for you, we are set to have 27 degrees today and it's 21 already.
Do you have somewhere to sit and take in the views on your walk?

>>82125979
Morning matey!
I'm not long back from feeding Bobby his breakfast. I need to go and pick up a new back tire for my Brum Brum bike. And then go and meet my friend later for lunch by the river in a nice pub.
>>82125992
Nice movement this is, I hope Chika is in the classical grove today.

>>82126006
Do you feed him daily, or has your mate got a cat feeder that you top up?

Fingals cave is an actual place, in Scotland, the isle of staffa. Can go and visit it at low tide.
When you get your boat you could chug on up there.

>>82123481
Wonder if she's going to go see Oasis today.

>>82126006
fuck off you dirty nonce

>>82123481
Wonder if she had sex last night.