Thread 82119806

go on, suck it

nah I'll go play suikoden 2

>>82119806 (OP)
no. i dont want to. DESU DESU DESU.

>>82119806 (OP)
uhh no? Femboys are supposed to tempt me with their hips and lips and butts until im so goonbrained I can't even think to say no. I'm not even close

>>82119806 (OP)
Which one desu?

>>82119806 (OP)
May I so humbly ask as to what you are asking me to suck?

>>82119806 (OP)
femboy are 100% homosexual
>muh feminine
>muh socks on
>muh men are better at being women
its a MAN, man on man relationship is what homosexuality means

>>82120230
It's not gay if you're the one doing the fucking

>>82119806 (OP)
Not many bottoms enjoy getting their dick sucked even if they're hung. I'm fact most of them I've talked to are annoyed so many guys get pushy about it

>>82120268
well yeah it ruins the fantasy of being a cute uwu girl xDD

>>82120255
you're still fucking a MAN homo
Should've mentioned the faggot roman mentality shit in my post

>>82119806 (OP)
Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
Commencing suck.

>>82120311
For some it might. Most fems really don't mind. The more hung the more they tend to not enjoy receiving oral and just want their shit hole smashed in. They often have to deal with a lot of guys trying to force them to top because of big dick fetishes

>>82120268
My dream is to be a femboy top. Everyone will be a bottom to me

>>82120367
How is it only a dream? Hung top femboys are in high demand

>>82120351
as a fem bottom with a nearly 7" ding dong I was larger than many of my tops, but I never minded if they wanted to play with it and I especially loved the guys who would tease or mock me for having a big dick but being a worthless sissy/bottom who's dressed up as a girl and can't even use my pp

>>82120391
Uhh... that's really gay you know that right?

>>82120428
would it be less gay if my pp were small..?

>>82120382
nta i want to be a femboy top but my pp is 5"5, and the high demand for tops is only because there's so many closeted manly guys and i don't want to top them

>>82120391
Oh I'm not saying guys like you don't exist. It's just rare and I've had the best luck not being pushy for anything past fucking them and maybe hj's

>>82120450
I want to see you top the femboy with the bigger pp

>>82120496
Oddly enough I've been topped by more femboys with smaller to average dicks since they're often expected to be the bottom and are quite eager

>>82120382
Because I lack many qualities of a femboy. I'm 5'11, don't have fem clothes and haven't mastered shaving my bod yet.

>>82120517
Get some clothes. They're cheap. Also an epilator is better than shaving by miles

>>82120466
I don't care if guys touch it, actually like it as long as they dont make me cum halfway through fucking me...that sucks

>>82120517
i'm 6'1 and i do have fem clothes, but i agree that shaving your body is a nightmare. i have no idea how anyone is supposed to do it especially when you're too broke to afford pedicures or whatever. i was told to use pic rel but it's not available in canacuckland
>>82120542
you can't epilate your pubes though, right?

>>82120566
You can just make sure they're trimmed really short and keep the skin tight. For shaft and balls plucking is safer

>>82120566
Shaving powder and nair still stubbles within 24/48 hours and is harsh on the skin

>>82120575
bro i am NOT going through itchy hell again. if my hair is not laser removed or i don't find a product that easily removes hair, i will stay in the closet until i die. yes it's dumb but a shaved body is literally the only stopping me from living a genuine and happy life
>>82120588
oh great, one less option, as if there weren't too few already

>>82120609
Waxing and epilator is the best bet then outside of laser or electrolysis. I use the Phillips 8000 with good results and stay smooth for about a month

>>82120645
how tf are you not tearing your balls off your crotch when waxing? also you just said that you can't epilate your pubes so i'll never get a perfect clean shave i am doomed to be alone for the rest of my entire life

>>82120664
No I said trim them short before epilating and for the shaft and balls pluck them with tweezers. I usually keep a bush though and those who don't like it? Forget them

>>82120566
I used that stuff and had good results fwiw

>>82120696
>for the shaft and balls pluck them with tweezers
holy fuck what kind of medieval torture method is thing? nuh uh ain't happening, even you admit that it's a nightmare and you'd rather other people deal with a little bush. thing is though i hate body hair with a passion and even if i'm to exclusively top i need to be perfect shaven. guess i have to make some money to buy my way to happiness then
>>82120709
thanks for reminding me that we can't have nice things in canacuckland

>>82120715
It really doesn't hurt much at all and laser is far from painless. Electrolysis is even worse

>>82120696
>and for the shaft and balls pluck them with tweezers
damn how long does that take you

>>82120731
About an hour or so

>>82120729
okay okay fine i'll stop being a self-sabotaging loser and i'll look into that, thanks

>>82120754
Fuzzy femboys are a thing too and are quite sexy imo but if it's something you can't get over those are the options

femboy doms = peak male and you can't prove me wrong
if pic rel told you to give him sloppy toppy and you declined, you'd be the gayest person who ever lived

>>82121183
were gays better fighters in wars? something tells me most of you here would be concubine femboy slaves

the butthole?

>>82119806 (OP)
I'll rather have that tasty beverage I'm parched.

>>82122296
oh they were, i mean how else were we going to satiate our sexual hungers out on the battlefield?

bro, there is no way this is gay. I am not even memeing. I have been contemplating this for years now and I have just concluded that traps are not gay. Cocks are aesthetic and masculine and are the perfect size to suck and insert in your boypussy. Why would God have given me a prostate if it wasn't meant to be bullied by cocks? And made it feel so good too? Think about feminity as well, that astolfo is so curvy and hot. While you see these bull dykes that are fat and try to dress like men. Femboys are art, they are so beautiful it makes no sense to say that it is "gay". They transcended gay and really dig into a deep masculine desire to stroke your cock while also having your throatpussy violently fucked and gagged by a thick cock. Literally that is straight