Thread 82119862

my ideal boyfriend is short but im 5'7 so short guys wont want me...

luckily short guys don't weigh much so you can just pick one up and take it home

>>82119885
how many before the cia starts questioning where theyre going?

>>82119862 (OP)
>mfw 5'7 moid
I see women taller than me as anomalies
I am afraid yet horny at the same time

>>82119862 (OP)
How short?
how big are your tits?

>too tall for op
>too short for girls like op
:(

women don't want me because they can't financially fuck me because i have nothing to take LOL

>>82119862 (OP)
Awww reminds me of my parents

>>82120035
thats inappropriate anon

>>82120048
how tall are you?

>>82120061
i hate taking money from people. ideally id be the one spending money or whatever because its my way of showing affection

>>82120144
>how tall are you?
a couple of inches taller than you

>>82119862 (OP)
We can be 5'7 together if you'd peg me

>>82119910
infinity men. missing men are never investigated for better or worse.

>>82119862 (OP)
Is 6 foot too tall 4 u :(

>>82119862 (OP)
i wish girls like you were real so my 5'3 ass could actually get a gf

>>82119862 (OP)
>short guys wont want me...
My gf is taller then me by a half a head and she's perfect. At first it was a turn-off but it has its pluses; she is always the big spoon, for example.

>>82119862 (OP)
My gf and I are the same height at 5'8

>>82120190
no

>>82120350
dont ask stupid questions

>>82120377
i am real, theres tons of girls who like short guys duh

>>82120807
>i am real, theres tons of girls who like short guys duh
They just so happen to be biologically male

>>82119862 (OP)
How short is too short for you?

>>82120377
I'm so ugly that people don't even sit next to me on the bus
anyway 2d girls more betetr than real girls i might be autistic,lifeless,has no friend,no gf but at least i like 2d girls

>>82119862 (OP)
so, like you a guy or a girl? because 90% of the time i see a thread like this, i mention i am 5"3 to them and then it turns out it is a gay guy larping as a girl and they talk about bum raping me :(

>>82120818
>>82120955
im not a larp, i am a biogirl. sorry for ur traumas anons.. ps 5'3 is cute dont worry

>>82120872
uh probably like actual midget territory

>>82120144
>thats inappropriate anon
Answer it!
You have physical preferences, so do I

>>82121264
>uh probably like actual midget territory
based midge excluder

>>82119862 (OP)
buh i wish i could just find a bf idec what he looks like i just want someone to play guitar with and go on night drives with and chill with on the couch and get stoned with and go to movies and restaurants together and cuddle with, all i ask is that theyre human and they care about me as much as i care about them. it would be unfair to set my standards high when i am the way i am and look the way i look.

>>82121805
I agreed with you up until the part about drug abuse; may you find the druggo of your dreams anon

>>82119862 (OP)
Can you describe the appeal for you personally? Have you ever defended your tastes to other girls who don't agree at all?

>>82121805
>someone to play guitar with
>mfw i have two guitars and a mandolin and barely learned either
i'm lazy as fuck

>>82119910
they, will overlook them dont worry

>>82121805
Getting stonded is nigger shit.
You were appealing until that.

>>82122055
i just think its cute. i usually go for underdogs and stuff so that might explain it lol. i dont really talk about my taste with other girls and if i do they dont argue..

>>82122229
Do you feel like you're an underdog yourself? Have you had any luck dating before, shorter or otherwise?

>>82119862 (OP)
would u date a 5'5 depressed bpd moid

>>82122289
im definitely an underdog
no luck dating. ive only tried twice and i was too much both times... so im just always rejected :(

>>82122302
probably but im also incredibly mentally ill, lol

>>82122332
What went wrong? I imagine you learned from the experience and you'll do better next time. How would you describe the relationship you want to have?

>>82122332
>i was too much
Fatty.

>>82122332
>im also incredibly mentally ill, lol
what disorders do you have, just the tism or more?

>>82119862 (OP)
>tfw no tall skeleton gf that I weigh more than

>>82122332
>incredibly mentally ill
Define "incredibly" and "mentally ill" please

>>82122332
mental our mental illnesses will cancel out