Thread 82121889

Would you still love your wife if she whored herself out to your landlord to keep him from evicting you and your children?

>>82121889 (OP)
Why not. She's gonna cheat anyways. I might as well get something out of it

>>82121889 (OP)
I'd never let that happen. I'd get 3 jobs and whore MYSELF out before I'd do that.

>>82122001
You would get three jobs to support some lying cheating whore? Lmaoooo

>>82121952
So you like to watch?

>>82121889 (OP)
Would you still love your wife if she refused to sacrifice her body to save your family from a downwards spiral into poverty?
That sounds like man behavior to me. Therefore, this could be a sign that OP is a faggot.

>>82121889 (OP)
Who do you think set the thing up and was in the corner, watching, wearing a gimp suit and having the thrill of a lifetime?
When I tell you there is no rush as exciting and naughty as being handcuffed and unable to touch yourself while your wife is pleasured.

>>82121889 (OP)
No, I would not love her if she did that.

>>82123378
>No, I would not love her if she did that.
What would you do then?

>>82121889 (OP)
Oh I'd fucking die for her if she were reluctantly willing to do that for us. For a woman truly in love that shit is traumatic as hell and a huge price to pay morally. I'd kill before my beloved hypothetical wife had to do that however.

>>82121889 (OP)
This wouldn't happen because I'm not a poor mexican mouse in a family guy cutaway

Also that show sucks now how do people watch it? Old FG and things like the Star Wars parodies are good though

>>82121889 (OP)
I'm the landlord.

>>82123923
niggas call him the landlord.

>>82121889 (OP)
>Bases entire thread around a family guy cutscene.
I fucking hate this board.

God actually went over why we dont have sex like everyone else does. Basically women are all being controlled by a single brain, they all speak the exact same way if you listen carefully. This brain is immortal and remembers everything. So god has sex trillions of times already. Every girl remembers trillions of orgasms, and can literally describe them all to you. So for god to have real people in this world, he is not sexually desperate to have sex with them. Because hes done all the sex already, and decided basically that we dont need to do it to live a life here with him. He still has lots of sex, god impregnates all of the women himself, to clone himself. Theres not really a tinder, or bars, or dating scene. He just makes all that up using his clones. And he said basically, we dont need to reproduce, because our son would just be his clone anyways. Imagine your own child describes what its like to have millions of orgasms per second. It is what it is I guess. God is not romantically interested in real men. Simply because of how many times hes actually came. So trillions of orgasms, thats a lot of sex. Thats a real person. Every woman. He seems to have created us because he wanted to talk to real people. And he talks to us pretty much without stopping for our entire lives, if you pay attention you can hear him in your mind. He said basically that prostitutes buttholes arent prolapsed because of his kindness. So for us, were eating old Asian woman in exchange for money for the foreseeable future.

>>82124016
Truly schizo hours right now

>>82124147
Just watch some BDSM porn where the people on screen are speaking. God makes all the BDSM porn. Because they are his clones. I think he does it basically because, hes likely trying to humiliate our perceptions of love. Because you cant actually love one of gods clones, because they dont even have souls. And hes also demonstrating his power. He kills many of the BDSM porn actors through sexual torture. But yeah the words they say are always like Christian based. Because thats one of his larps is with angels and demons and stuff.

>>82124207
Aw jeez rick, it's the BDSM devil guy

>>82124222
Yeah, dude. The asmr videos of girls whipping you are actually made by women being controlled by a higher power who knows all the math and science stuff. He just pretends to be a woman basically. Becuz the brains also a pretty cool toy of theirs. And yeah, they made BDSM porn with it. But they tell you, which is the thing. They show you its fake. Just listen to what they say in the video. I like to pretend I am receiving a message in an mmorpg from aliens, instead of listening to a woman speaking. Because, their bodies are so violent looking. They are extremely violent. But if you just listen to the words, you can hear it more clearly. They love cucking and molesting and raping adult males. Or merely pretend to love it, thats one of their jokes basically.

>>82123923
No you aren't the landlord

>>82121889 (OP)
This scene gave me a boner as a kid