Thread 82122498

Do you anons like your penis?

Yes because it feels good when I touch it.

>>82122498 (OP)
I like mine and I tend to like others

>>82122498 (OP)
I am, hes just slightly above average in size but very thick and curves upwards a little bit, the tip is also very proportional to the shaft thankfully

I like most dicks. I don't like mine all that much though. I mean it feels nice and it looks ok I think, but my brain is pretty rotten from porn so I always feel kinda bad about its size despite it not really being terribly small (5").

I just wanted to be in the middle!

I numb because im a nigger. I will never know true love of any kind.

>>82122498 (OP)
It's good enough, I do wish it was longer though.

>>82122540
I usually get people telling me my size is perfect for them. Coming across actual size queens is quite rare. Usually it's just pic collectors that wouldn't have met anyways

nine inches of pain right here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>82122525
how small is it. tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me i want to suck small cocks.

>>82122568
accordion penis lole.

>>82122571
absolutely disgusting cock!!!!!!!!!!

yeah its pretty alright but i smoke too much and my cardio sucks and i'm 33 so that shit doesn't get rock-hard like it used to. shame!

>>82122498 (OP)
yeah
im average length around 5.5-6 inches nbp and average girth apart from my mushroom head which is a lot thicker
would like it to be a little longer and the shaft the same thickness as the head but im not insecure about it

I don't "like" it but it doesn't bother me since it's like an inch and a half and doesn't get hard anymore. Not posting a picture of myself but it looks like this

>>82122498 (OP)
>Instantly hard to dicks
Why am I a freak???

>>82122583
Fuck that's some bad luck. I smoke and do almost no cardio and still get rock hard by myself or when the vibes are right

>>82122620
same lol
m-maybe its a competition thing

>>82122540
5 is a perfectly good size anon
feel good about yourself

>>82122620
>>82122642
Same here, within seconds to really nice ones

>>82122642
I didmt get hard and im half faggot so now whats your excuse anon?

>>82122568
your penis looks incredibly dirty anon. you should wash it

How big do you need to be to make tributes?

>>82122620
We call that "gay" now, anon

>>82122658
y..you just dont have the fighting spirit thats all

>>82122498 (OP)
It isn't the worst thing in the world. I wouldn't mind a bit more girth, maybe an inch or two but definitely a good amount of girth.

>>82122568
Don't sell yourself short. You got a really nice dick

>>82122568
You chose perhaps the least flattering position to photograph your dick in and it also looks partially flaccid. I'm sure it would look very nice in better conditions. Even as-is I've seen much worse cocks.

>>82122677
Noooooo this can't be happening nooooo

Your penis looks like a Resident Evil boss

Hello, R9K. Maybe, you can help me?

I'm not sure if you are into AI Gooning but... what are the best AI NSFW roleplay sites right now?

I know about character.ai.

Character.ai.... Is, what it is. It's fine, its the biggest one, and it'll never be taken down, but its filter is too radical.

Spellbound was the best for a while, but unfortunately, its run by a literal retard named richard, and ONLY him, and they just raised their price from $0.05 per message to $0.20 per message, after he went ZERO contact for almost two months.


I know about Janitor AI, its fine.

SpicychatAI/CrushonAI/ JuicyChatAI/OnllyChar.ai are all slop.

Does anyone have any good sites to recommend?

>wanna post mine
>I JUST jerked off
I need some fembot tits to get myself going again

>>82122738
Try this maybe

>>82122760
>Asian benis
I NEED to lose weight, man
If I go BP, it'd be around 6.5"

>>82122677
Is there any way to reverse or change this

>>82122918
honestly doubt losing weight would do much for your dick
youre already pretty skinny

>>82122933
stop watching porn and have loving sex in committed relationships (with women only)

>>82122498 (OP)
it more or less works for pissing so it's got that in its favor. doesn't really do much else for me tho, so I can't really say it's a great penis, just a minimally functional one

>>82122498 (OP)
it's attached to my boyfriend but I absolutely love it

does it not count as my penis though?

>>82122946
>skinny
HAH! I'm 5'7 at 165lbs, anon
My FUPA's fat as fuck boi

>>82122498 (OP)
I'm 7.5" bone pressed with 5" of girth but I'm 6'6 with large thighs so it looks small. My ex cheated on her bf with me though because "I still think about your dick". I sometimes read online about women wanting super large cocks but I'm not convinced that those arent just larping troons. My current gf can barely fit two fingers and if I'm not careful I spear her cervix painfully. This happened a number of times with different women but I have found that I can bottom out with taller women easier.

The hope pill is that you can get a woman off with your index finger alone and that sexual fulfilment for women comes from being desired by the guy. If women just wanted big insertions then they would all be into fisting. The only people who care about dicks themselves are gay men and femgooners, neither of whom I fuck.

I would like it if my penis had more girth but neither I nor any of the women I've slept with are complaining. My physique does more for my sex life than my dick, but I am happy with my size.

>>82122498 (OP)
No. It is too skinny. It could be longer too.

>>82123009
it really doesnt look that bad on that pic
mine is much worse at a similar bmi

>>82122498 (OP)
Yeah, it's smooth and looks nice, and I'd say it's a good size. Only sad thing is that I'm fat and tall and have giant balls, so it doesn't look very big on comparison, which inhibits my ability to impress random Internet strangers with it. (yes I'm bisexual)

>>82123041
Why are you shaved down there?

>>82123041
How big are your balls? I don't think that's a bad thing, it's rare to see balls which are too big

>>82123023
I just need a 5'3 baddie
Need her small hands wrapped around me, my hands are too big to make it look decent

>>82123055
you could always just gain height jkjk

>>82122498 (OP)
yes it's 9"x6" so its one less thing to worry about in life

>>82123051
I get autistic about the feeling of pubes when they're too long
>>82123054
About the size of eggs. In Isolation I think they're neat, but sadly they do make the penis look smaller in pictures

>>82123069
very funny, gay boy

>>82123115
fucking nice
but yeah lose weight

>>82123115
Do you self-insert as the ugly bastard?

>>82123127
I've been watching my calories for a month and lost 2kg so far! only 28 more to go...
>>82123132
No, im still hopeful I can shed this weight

Anyway here's one last picture because I'm an exhibitionist whore, then I'll stop shitting up the thread

>>82122498 (OP)
Have small pp, still can make girls cum (with help of hands) also made a girl choke on it so it must be bigger on spectrum of small pps. So yeah, it's serviceable, I guess. It aslso pees very well which is a pleasure.

>>82122498 (OP)
Nope, not really. I'd much prefer one as big as a horses.

>>82122498 (OP)
yeah I think mine is fine, no I'm not posting any pictures

>>82122972
wholesome post
hope you guys live happily ever after

incurable PE because i was circumcised

feels bad man

We dont even need penises. God said, the number 6 is a penis. Because, penises are hell. The letter p stands for pee, and also looks like a penis. Because, having a penis is bad for you. Because you cant have sex like it looks like. Firstly, there isnt any sex without god healing you. Because thats very dirty and disgusting. So to have a penis and rely on gods healing to orgasm means, if he doesnt heal you, then you die. And secondly, there are no women without god. Because god is inside every woman deciding for them who they have sex with. He decided for many people that they will not have sex. He makes the choice for them. For god to do something like that is easy, because he is everywhere. He does seem to want us to believe thats not occurring. Because god believes in the power of sexual molestation. You arent so tough after being raped and molested, basically. So when god rapes your anus, he does it to help you grow spiritually. Raping a mans anus is one of the best ways to help a man grow. I wont even hear any arguments. You just have never had your anus raped before, but you can already tell. Thats it, thats the golden ticket. Getting your sphincter violently and forcibly pounded by a hung cock will cure your mental pain. Going hundreds of years without feeling joy or love is what makes you worthy to be in gods presence. But for that to exist, love had to also exist. So the other people that god made arent even real people. They do reproduce, because god needs to keep cloning himself. But, they dont have souls. God does not share teleportation with us, because the violence against us is so extreme we would escape. But thats not correct. The violence we receive from god is what makes us more powerful. Every time he rapes my ass using ghosts, I say thanks god. Did u have a big cum in my bum? Thanks god I m getting stronger.

shit is cash

>>82125029
what girth is that damn nigga

>>82125061
Not me. I just like admiring big cocks and wanted to bump the thread to see more robots' huge dicks

>>82122498 (OP)
Mine is average, I don't love it or hate it but I wish it was bigger and more impressive.

>have an above average 6.5 incher
>will never get to use it

I have a big asian dick but it's better when girls assume you're tiny.

>>82125363
How big? Also post photo

>>82122498 (OP)
I wish it worked properly. That it could get raging hard, and it could cum when I wanted it to.
I still don't know how big it can get, but I wish it were even bigger.
Though moreover, I wish it was serviced regularly and willingly so.

My dick is great it is the balls that are a real disappointment

>>82122498 (OP)
i was literally poisoned by my own cock. literally. pmr, fused head, had a shotglass sized air pocket "below the rim", and well, what. that pocket filled with smegma, sweat and whatever, and it HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE. so my body broke it down, reabsorbed my own dick shotglass smegma bowl. for like, nearly a decade. FUCK

Very happy with mine

>>82125881
christ, i had to check between the tabs a few times and then check the url itself because i wasnt sure if i was in the p320 thread or the penis thread

2 x betamethasone valerate cream, usp, 0.1%. i told the doc about the tightness and gave a quick description of the pmr thing. i asked
>pmr, premature retraction, does that mean anything to you
and she nodded and kinda wordlessly wrote this script up for me. is it steroids? is this what i think its supposed to be for, encouraging skin growth in a specific area with the intention of growing more foreskin to make said foreskin more loose

>apply to affected area on the skin twice a day for 4 to 8 weeks
like...all of the skin. the shaft?

>>82125953
Put it on the part that's tight and try to stretch it out regularly.

>>82122498 (OP)
No, I'm uncircumcised and my penis is super wrinkly and ugly, same with my nutsack its suuper saggy and i don't know why

>>82122498 (OP)
i want to cut that penis in your pic off with a pair of garden shears

>>82126114
yeah kinda figured. just seems weird

>>82126208
...apply directly to forehead.

>>82126213
im not the only one thinking this right

>>82125903
Penis thread. In very happy with mine. What's ur deal

Not really. Its kind of rude to give a man a penis and then never let him use it. Thats like a type of psychopathy.

Yes I do like my 19 cm virgin cock

>>82122498 (OP)
No, it's pathetic. It shouldn't be seen by other human, ever

My girth is only 4 inches, shit sucks so hard.

>>82125839
I'm sorry, your parents failed you by not checking on your dick.

>>82122498 (OP)
i have a birthmark (kind of like a port wine stain) on the head and the whole time i was a teenager i thought it was like aids

>>82126483
Are you Asian? I like small Asian dicks personally

>>82126524
Why do you have to be gay in a thread about cocks?

>>82126530
If you're the anon I responded to, answer the fucking question, bitch

>>82122498 (OP)
Reminder that jews and muslims did this to their slaves. You are israel's slaves, americans. The rest of the world don't have a dry dick problem

I am so happy that i d never reincarnate as other sex