Thread 82123508

sigh. i just want to be a wife.

>>82123508 (OP)
gave up on being a husband?

>>82123517
i dont like wiman

>>82123508 (OP)
Why not be a pet instead?

>>82123526
that much is clear, but you could be a husband to a guy as well

>>82123536
shut up im not a man
>>82123534
i want love

>>82123536
kek
>im not a man
were you one before? :^)

>Captcha: HVYAM
>heavy nights (AM hours)

>>82123508 (OP)
Dear God please give femanon a loving husband amen

>>82123560
no im not a troonny

>>82123543
wife
>cleaning
>cooking
>laundry (which you still haven't done)

pet
>headpats
>cuddles
>treats

>>82123565
please. birdie :c

>>82123566
if you say so
do you think you'd make a good wife at least? why (or why not)?

>>82123584
id be loving and warm and make u comfy and im silly and ill cook snd u can help me clean and ill givr you a son and a family and

>>82123571
dear god give nice nona loving husband soon

>>82123508 (OP)
k what are u looking for in a bf

>>82123597
well you sure do seem eager, it's a shame that i'm not very easy to get close to, both physically and emotionally, lol
i live in the far reaches of south america anyway, but i'm sure you can find someone closer by that can give you what you want

it's hard to make all those claims though...
let's reverse things a bit here, what are some things that you think could make you a not-so-great wife then?

>>82123508 (OP)
I want a wife to cuddle with but I don't want kids.

>>82123662
yeah heard that b4, BYE LOL

>>82123647
I have mental health issues and am messy

>>82123690
Hear where? Most people want kids.

>>82123694
are those issues manageable? or rather, how destructive can they be?
>messy
now hold on a sec, is that why you want help when cleaning?

>>82123508 (OP)
I just want to be a husband and have a happy little family with my sweet wife.

>>82123508 (OP)
are you fat, have you had sex, are you brown? would you say you are atleast 4/10 in attractiveness (physical)?

>>82123766
yes i just need some help

>>82123780
white, 15/10

>>82123781
then i suppose your habits aren't THAT bad if you only need some help... hmm.
are you a bpdemon by any chance?

>>82123793
schizo demon

>>82123844
schizophrenia is really tough since it warps your perception of reality
plus it can also be passed to your kids, so... would you really be ok with that?

>>82123870
i want babies f off

>>82123508 (OP)
Same but I am unfortunately not a woman (female), so I must instead die alone.

>>82123870
Schizphrenia isn't even real. It's just some bullshit made up to try and control people, like you are trying to manipulate OP into not wanting children.

>>82123889
lol, so do i but if i knew i had some condition that'd make their life hell if i had them, i'd think twice
that's just me though, you're free to mate like rabbits with someone and put another 10 schizos in the world
best of luck with that, anon

>>82123908
>Schizphrenia isn't even real
sounds like what a schizo would say
lemme guess, next you'll say it's da jooz, right?

>>82123889
I'll make babies with you and love and take care of you fembot but I don't know if you could love me

>>82123567
>fuck you i want both

>>82123947
i probably could who knows

>>82123922
Schizophrenia wasn't coined by a Jew but by a racist eugenicist who invented so-called "mental illnesses" to justify forcibly castrating and locking anyone he found undesirable up in cages away from everyone else.

>>82123894
what are ur interests and what do u filter by?

>>82123987
>what do u filter by
what does that even MEAN

>>82123949
Then find two bi girls anon.

>>82123998
what do u filter people out by, dislikes and stuff, i guess preferences too if wanna

>>82123999
oh i meant like, id want my gf to do all the wife stuff, but id still give her the pet treatment too

>>82123999
this is literally impossible btw

>>82123508 (OP)
>i just want to be a wife
You will find your man, I'm sure. Get out there and husband hunt, femanon, you got this. Worst case senario you can find a religious guy for an arranged marriage

Rant incoming:
know some dudes who went that way and their families pay for wedding, apt, everything. They are modestly happy with children and the wife stays at home ofc, taking care of the household and babies when the man is at work and cooks for when he returns. Personally it seems like imprisonment and slavery but I don't like religions or mind control or expected/forced female servitude in general. Whenever I visit them the wife always pleas with me to come back soon cus she has no socializing apart from her husband and kids but they depress me. She is cut off the world and expected to work tierlessly; something to keep in mind if you choose that path.

>>82123894
>must
ftfy: actively choose to