Thread 82129099

im gona fuckn eat u......

rrrrrip snapppp cracckkk splatttt squishhhh chomppp crunchhhh munchhhh nommm nommmmm slurpppp gulppp

>>82129099 (OP)
what the hell thats so rude

>>82129689
thudd whackkk cracckkk smashhh rrrrrip splatttt squishhhh chomppp crunchhhh munchhhh slurpppp gulppp

this is me cracking ur head open with a hammer and eating ur brain.

>>82129099 (OP)
my skeleton is made of a neutronium-bone alloy, you'll break your teeth if you do
don't break your teeth and eat fish or beef instead, they're way more tasty anyway

>>82130080
zzzzappp bzzzt krrrackkk booommm splatttt crunchhhh grindddd whirrrr blendddd slurpppp gluggg gluggg gulppp

this is me shooting u with a super powerful raygun and then blending ur remains into a smoothie and drinking it.

>>82130204
you've broken the rules, you said you were going to eat, not drink
rule breaker right there, the hammer is coming for you

>>82130246
no cuz i actually made it into a yogurt and ate it with a spoon i was just tricking u stupid.

>>82129099 (OP)
you gona eat my fucking ass bicth!

>>82130271
nuh-uh, you said "drinking it", with all the words
you broke the rules

>>82130337
stomppp stomppp crunnnchh whooooshh fsssshhh cracckkk sizzzllle popppp chomppp munchhhh crunchhhh slurpppp gulppp

this is me burning u alive with a flamethrower and then eating ur charred body.
>>82130348
no cuz i only said that to trick u but thats not what actually happened so i ate u and no rules broke stupid.

>>82129099 (OP)
Try to eat me and see what happens

>>82130432
>i only said that to trick u
that's what they all say, but you clearly made glugging noises which is drinking
you broke the rules!

>>82130432
>slurpppp gulppp
hahahahahaha u did a slurp from ass u FUCKNG bitch

>>82129099 (OP)
nooo haha i promise i don't taste good i wouldn't want you to get sick