>NOOOOOO WE'RE MAKING FUN OF YOU NOOOOOOOO
Why are leftoids so impotent and pathetic? They still don't realize that this is exactly why they lost...

>>82129839 (OP)
I voted for Trump in 2016 and will be voting straight democrat from now on. This administration is a complete joke.

>>82129857
keep seething. only 3.5 more years.

Here's the thread OP was mad enough about to make his own: >>82126254

>>82129839 (OP)
Women don't belong in government

>>82129839 (OP)
Why are browns too dumb for satire?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2025/08/08/kristi-noem-rips-south-park-portrayal-as-lazy-and-petty/
Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem said on Thursday night her portrayal on this week's episode of "South Park," which has garnered criticism from Washington for ripping President Donald Trump and his administration, is "petty" and "lazy," but admitted she didn't watch the episode.

Key Facts

Noem appeared on conservative radio host Glenn Beck's show Thursday night, where she said it is "so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look."

On the Wednesday night episode of "South Park," Noem was portrayed wearing makeup and an Immigrations and Customs Enforcement uniform, and in one scene, her Botox procedure dissolved, causing the cartoon character's face to melt.

On Thursday night, South Park made the image of Noem's character's face melting its profile picture across its social media platforms.

Noem called the portrayal "petty," stating it's "always the liberals and the extremists who do that.

>>82129839 (OP)
Don't vote. Never have. Never will! South Park funny as usual.

>>82129839 (OP)
Can we just give people healthcare and have the government provide a safety net incase they fall on hard times? Rather than endless culture war discourse about meaningless shit?

>>82129867
Your president is getting upset over cartoons. He's a joke and he thinks all his supporters are complete retards that will listen to anything he says. Keep sucking his cock though, you cuck faggot.

>>82129896
you lost all three government branches and now you're seething for at least 7.5 more years. good luck :D

>>82129839 (OP)
Is /tv/ banning your mutt politics brainrot or what?

>>82129924
Don't you fuck children?

>>82129924
This is great for me as a rich Democrat. He's only raping the poor.

>>82129941
More proof that half the population likes right wing pedophiles and the other half like left wing pedophiles

>>82129924
This is why I stopped siding with you retards. You don't actually have any morals or values or care about the government doing anything that benefits the American people. You don't care and freedom or democracy or the constitution. You just care about hurting people you don't like. It's pathetic.

The migatards seething here are hilarious. Where's YOUR southpark or anything actually funny from your side?
Anyways, release the Epstein files.

>>82129992
Nope, we just no longer care about following your gay ass rules. We want POWER and to inflict pain on you tranny faggots.

>>82130394
That's what I just said, faggot. You don't care about freedom or democracy or the constitution, you just want to hurt people that upset you. You have no real standards or values.

>>82130472
good. keep crying, loser.

>>82129924
oh this one got the trannies big mad

>>82130357
why didn't you ask YOUR president?
Why does Trump have to do it instead of Biden?

>>82130546
>why didn't you ask YOUR president?
Not typical to release evidence publicly during an investigation, he didn't run on releasing it so there was no expectation to do so.
>Why does Trump have to do it instead of Biden?
It was a campaign promise, he ran on doing it

>>82130566
lmao what investigation nigga?

>>82129887
2/3rds of all federal spending is for healthcare, pensions, and welfare NOW!
If you are at or under the pverty line in the US you get free healthcare, free food, and heavily subsidized housing.
BUT IT IS NEVER ENOUGH because of waste, fraud, and abuse!

>>82130566
I don't remember Trump promising it during the campaign
I remember him promising to fund ICE, which he did
I remember no tax on tips, which he did
I remember no tax on overtime, which he did
I remember taxing the endowments of colleges which he did.
Most of this is covered in his campaign manifesto Agenda 47
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agenda_47
Or was passed in his Big Beautiful Bill
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Big_Beautiful_Bill_Act
Do you remember where Trump made the Epstein list campaign promise?

>>82130592
We don't spend enough on education, if only we spent a little bit more test scores would improve

>>82129992
What Trump has already done
>eliminated billions in waste, fraud, and abuse
>stopped the illegal distribution of welfare benefits so more is available for American citizens
>forged trade deals that help Americans
you
>duuuuuur, why don't you help people, huuuuuurrrrrrrrr
I volunteer at a homeless shelter, give money to St Jude's, and collect donations to buy coats for poor children every winter.
I bet you haven't given $5 to a hobo in your fucking life

>>82130357
>South Park
>Funny
lol
I bet you're in a reddit thread crying about Stonetoss right now

>>82130598
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/07/11/trump-administration-jeffrey-epstein-client-list-timeline/84504096007/

>>82130610
My very favorite graph to show morons that want to throw money at problems

>>82130619
None of those are true lol, I hope you're getting paid to shill like this. If you're just a regular flesh and blood human doing this for free that's fucking embarrassing.

>>82130592
So are we just supposed to ignore every other industrialized country (even some poor countries like Costa Rica) doing universal healthcare way more effectively than our clusterfuck of a system?
Unless you're incredibly rich and can afford top of the line care you have no incentive whatsoever to defend the current system.

Vance is gonna win in 28 no matter how mad you get about it btw

>>82130639
I read this top to bottom. I see Don Jr talking about releasing the list. JD Vance talking about releasing the list. RFK Jr talking about releasing the list. But not once do I see Donald Trump making a campaign promise "elect me president and I will release the epstein list". Can you help me find the clip of Donald Trump making that promise?

>>82130619
>I volunteer at a homeless shelter, give money to St Jude's, and collect donations to buy coats for poor children every winter.
Cool, Trump cut billions of dollars in funding that would help those people to pay for tax cuts for the insanely wealthy.

>>82130687
>skipped all the parts of Trump saying he'd release the list
Can lead a horse to water but you can't make him read

>>82129992
>freedom or democracy or the constitution
>what is voter ID
You have never read a single sentence from the constitution or the bill of rights you disingenuous troon.

>>82129839 (OP)
I have no problem with their messaging because I'm not invested in politics, but aside from Randy talking to chatGPT in bed instead of Sharon and then farting himself to sleep, this season had zero humor, none. It's all forced garbage.

>>82130705
I read the entire thing top to bottom. Ctrl F Campaign promise you won't find anything. Search Donald Trump and this is the closest
""A lot of big people went to that island. But fortunately, I was not one of them," former President Donald Trump said on podcaster Lex Fridman's show on Sept. 3, 2024. Trump added that the list of Epstein's clients who went to that island "probably will be" made public. "I'd certainly take a look at it."
"Probably will be" does not seem to be a very serious campaign promise

this is why i hate republican cucks, they're retarded for reacting at all. you literally have all the power in the world, if you're not gonna send ICE to their office and send them to your badass torture camp then why say anything at all. as far as i'm concerned JD Vance is the only one smart enough to know how to carry himself around the usual media hecklers. i'm so glad we're getting 8 more years of him as president, i just wish the fat fuck would kick the bucket soon so we get even more

>>82130844
> if you're not gonna send ICE to their office and send them to your badass torture camp then why say anything at all

political theater for their mentally retarded rabid fanbase

>>82130472
The "standard" is that we hate degenerate faggots, troons, leftists and niggers.

>>82130610
This is because money is being spent on bullshit and laundered by local school administrations. Teachers are still getting paid jack shit and sometimes have to buy their own resources for class.

>>82129839 (OP)
Politics politics politics. Politics politics? Local politics election ballot news media gentrification gerrymandering voting fraud collusion key witnesses taxation administration management bureau under oath testification citizenship controversy initiatives election democracy. Politics. Discussing politics? Oh boy do let's!

>>82130960
And whose problem is that? If you are loudly and proudly admitting you just want to hurt people what is the purpose of still trying to justify or explain anything? Just kill yourself lol

>>82130949
>their fanbase
don't forget the opposition who keeps pissing and shitting their pants every time it gets mentioned. demoralization is probably more important than getting rid of the illegals.

>>82129867
I dont live in America but I do often purchase from there as an importer. Tariffs have made it more affordable to purchase the same things from Canada lol. Enjoy your tarifflation, retard

>>82130527
Hey aren't you that guy who rapes little kids?

it's a natural response to losing, anon. do you think the right wouldn't make fun of lefties if they lost? it's a high T response. what do you want them to do? magically change their brain like NPCs and agree with you? no, that's cuck bullshit. they'll double down and make fun of you in and laugh among themselves. would be low t if they just shut up and be quiet.

>>82131162
Democratic teachers molest far more kids than republican priests

Why are Republicans so thin skinned now? They weren't like this under Bush.

>>82131478
didn't you people literally kill yourselves when you lost the election?

>>82131391
Lmao cherry picked all to hell, catholic priests are much better at covering up sex crimes

>>82131512
No way you looked at a ratio like that and can still cope

>>82131499
checked and that's hilarious lmao i remember this one from 2016

>>82131512
You literally don't need to cherry pick that stat, theres 1000x more teachers than priests, so they molest 1000x more kids

>they make this thread in every board now
Maximum control damage protocol in effect

>>82129924
Republicans are gonna get murdered in the midterms. You have your autistic buddy Elon to thank for that, he pissed everyone off. Trump put him there so its his fault ultimately.

>>82133555
>in two more weeks we'll get you meddling republichuds
sure thing, loser

I do genuinely wonder what republican's thoughts tend to be about the administration's domestic policy. yeah yeah you want the brown people gone we get that. its your #1 thing cause you're retarded. do you follow any other news? the gutting of social services? the defunding of the department of education and the stripping of our national parks? like surely deporting mexicans to own the libs is not so great that you're willing to overlook EVERYTHING else right?

>>82130844
yeah he just earnestly laughs along every time and ratios the fuck out them every time. they always seethe at him the most out of everyone because they can sense that he knows he's in charge and is aware of it.

Why can't they just act normally?

>>82129924
was this really over an election kek?

>>82134360
yes lmao that's probably the best election reaction this time around, beats the crying glasses bitch imo

>>82134360
it's funnier with sound

https://www.tiktok.com/@lexiiivlogs_/video/7434156965909007658?lang=en&q=lexiiivlogs&t=1754794759943

>>82134382
The only thing that warms my heart more than seeing the good guys win is seeing the bad guys cry like little bitches after losing.

>>82130960
>The "standard" is that we hate degenerate faggots, troons, leftists and niggers.

you're mentally retarded for saying this on r9k

>>82130630
It's like if you're watching it it gets you out of the mood

>>82134072
>the gutting of social services?
I'm libertarian so this is based
>the defunding of the department of education
see above
>the stripping of our national parks?
not my problem

>>82130357
What are you talking about
The New Norm was hilarious

>>82129978
Even if the stat were perfectly reflected you realize there's still 50% of the population that wouldn't like any pedophiles right?

>>82129883
>2025
>south park
>funny
genuinly curious how normalfags end up like you? I'm guessing pic related is very relatable to you?

>>82131045
Ah yes, if only teachers were paid more they would all instantly start to give a shit about their glorified day care job they took to get summer vacations off.

>>82134469
Yeah bro, /r9k/ is a leftist baord. Me and my discord troons have been shilling it for years. Surely we've made real progress.

>let's show them how much we don't care by responding!
Epstein files

can we please keep politics out of /r9k/ unless its about UBI for neets?

>>82129839 (OP)
DRUMP HAD TWO SCOOOPS

TWOOOOO SCOOOOPS

>>82129839 (OP)
>leftoids
Trey and Matt are conservatives.

>>82136203
didn't colbert get cancelled

>>82130844
Did you even check the image? They carried it the same way vance did.

>>82137575
yeah not before throwing a tantrum first

>>82129839 (OP)
I don't like either side that much, but I honestly I agree I can't take anything with this woman seriously.
The only thing I trust our head of homeland security can secure is her next botox injection.

>>82129857
Actual retard. Has to be bait.
Both parties hate you. They both want to do the same things, but for different reasons. Both will make your life actively worse.

>>82129839 (OP)
They lost because of economic issues that had little to do with Democrats or Republicans. They'll win the next round and you'll shit yourself saying they rigged it again

>>82135814
>Stop liking what I don`t like
Ok that`s enough, you win. You really DO belong here more than anyone else. We should all form a neet orderly line and exit through the gift shop. Just a bunch of tourists! You`re the only one who truly belongs on arninekay, the rest of us are normies and undeserving. You you yourageously you, you`re so you you should yoot yourself in the head with a semi-youtomatic

>>82130640
Buy an ad faggot nigger