these men approach you, how do you react

>>82132208 (OP)
I expose my bussy and make monke noises.

>>82132208 (OP)
>these men approach you
Idk who they are

>>82132208 (OP)
>>82132208 (OP)
i hate this dysgenic niggery type of people but at the same time their valuable for dissent purposes

I would walk away because I don't want to talk with them.

>>82132208 (OP)
I spray them with a liter-sized tank watergun filled with 1 gram methylene blue powder, 5 oz Lugol's solution 5%, 3 oz of Magnesium Sulfide, 8 oz of water that has been steeped and allowed to chill with 16 dried seeds of the datura plant, and enough water to fill the rest of the water gun to fullness.

It's just water, bro

>>82132208 (OP)
I'd ask Hyde if he likes beating up minor girls, and make a comment about how he's a soulless retarded kike just like the rest of the griftersphere.

I thought about harming that Sam guy once because he's an hypocrite pedo BPD guy

>>82132307
I kinda wish Boogie shot him 2bh.

>>82132307
No, shit, that was Hassle. I still stand by what I said

>>82132318
Are you mistaking Samuel Hydenstein in place of Frank Hassleberg? That's wild

>>82132318
Didn't he shoot at Frank?

Gorilla nest gang

>>82132318
I still like his graphic design work in WP and his new show. Some of his work is sick and new.

Beyond that he ain't funny to me, he fucked a 15 and bragged about her shit covering his dick after he sodomized her, sent creepy delirious notes when she started to distance herself, Sam also almost killed his best friend while driving recklessly and never apologized.

Fuck.. I hate this man. Rare are the people I hate more than this man

>>82132340
>>82132343
Beat you to the punch, bitches
>>82132402
Yeesh I honestly didn't know all that. What the fuck is up with the actual poop talk that's disgusting, poopoo peepee haha uh oh stinky is funny but that's just filth.

IS THAT HACK BLASTARD FROM R9K

>>82132208 (OP)
>complains about his future daughter will grow up to be a slut
>literal pedo

>>82132208 (OP)
>these men approach you, how do you react
I ignore them

>>82132208 (OP)
Id tell him that taking steroids is gay and hed look better twinkmaxxed

>>82132443
His private life is not that complicated to find out on the internet, he shared most of it himself at one point or another. For the poop thing with his 15 yo child bride you can watch the "Boston Ross" vid.

And one can even risk a diagnosis. He's from a very wealthy WASP background, his father is a scholar and he happens to be insane. Prolly got raped and caught borderline personality disorders; severe self image issue (which would explain his use of testosterone); attachment disorder (he has admitted to cheat on a lot of his girlfriends including one with three other girls); reckless behavior (driving habits). Dangerous fucked up man

>>82132208 (OP)
sam looks very repentous in this thumbnail

>>82132208 (OP)
i remember jet neptune used to post here and his schizo dad would go on tirades at random people insulting them. i imagine jet went to work for sam just to get away from his crazy father. i kinda feel bad for jet being raised by someone like johnny neptune.

>>82132208 (OP)
It'd be cool to meet Sam I think. And the other MDE boys.
But man, they look so dirty nowadays.
>>82132294
Good goy.
>>82132307
How would you harm Sam?
>>82132402
>bragged about her shit covering his dick after he sodomized her
Show me where he did that.

>>82132402
his graphic design is shit, it's literally just highly saturated vaporwave which stopped being cool in 2017 i think that summarizes sam and his humour by itself, he's a cringe 40yr old millennials still stuck in the past thinking he's a cool edgy teenager.

>>82132208 (OP)
and what would they be approaching me for? if it is to hassle me and make me an involuntary member of their live action comedy skit i'd start shooting. if its for anything else i'd just act normal.

>>82132595
"Boston Ross" on yt. Je do not name her explicitly but according to testimony from marky (her 15yo ex) and a few screenshots link it to her

>>82132595
serious question that i know you'll not answer honestly, why do you simp for a 40yr old nepobaby grifter kike who would use you and make fun of you constantly if he were to meet you? what compelled you to be like this in life? why do you seemingly hate jews but love one of the biggest examples of jewetry made flesh?

>>82132595
>SAAAR I LOVE SAM I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR SAM SAAR

>>82132675
Why do you hate him, man?
I don't simp for him but I do like his content. I think he's funny and every now and then has some decent advice and wisdom.
I have no good reason to think you aren't just bitter over someone else making it big while you're still pathetic.

>>82132595
>How would you harm Sam?
I had a plan but since then am not very interested by completing it anymore.

>>82132592
I wonder what Jonny Neptune thinks of ai art

>>82132806
i wouldn't say i hate him but i do heavily dislike him and his audience
>grifter
>abusive to other people
>groomed a 15yr old girl
>hypocritical
>claims to be christian yet is the antithesis of what a christian should be
>unfunny
>is friends with other abusive retards like frank hassle
>enjoys making other people suffer
>gives horrible advice yet acts like he's one of the greatest philosophers in history
>nepobaby
>generally an unpleasant person
humour is mainly subjective so i can't shit on you for finding him funny, to me he's painfully unfunny and his humour is the equivalent of rick and morty humour for edgy right wing millennials, the advice part is complete bs and you have to be either underage or one of the most retarded people alive if you think his advice is decent, his advice is quite just saying "get a skill" "time is important" "do exercise" do you really need a 40yr old man to tell you that? did you grew up without a father or something?
>I have no good reason to think you aren't just bitter over someone else making it big while you're still pathetic.
i'm 20 sam is 40 he SHOULD be more succesful than me yet he isn't, nobody outside incel forums know or care about him and the only people that do are his yesman cocksuckers he surrounds himself with, he's burned every bridge he's had and eventually nobody will remember him.

>>82132806
>decent advice and wisdom.
how brown are you

>>82132899
i don't know but all artists i've seen have had meltdowns while scoffing at it when in reality it's the end of them.

johnny painted murals or something so its not like an ai can physically do that to a building. he might actually be smug about it.

>>82132208 (OP)
I'll just take it easy, man.

>>82132208 (OP)
Ask to autograph my scuffed realtor shirt

>>82133095
>Shuh but I gotta ask you for a 20
>Im doing it fuh mai daughta afterall

>>82132208 (OP)
Pay my respect and dues for this strong black woman and apologize for mansplaining

>>82132208 (OP)
Sam fell off, he doesn't even try to be funny anymore its kind of sad

>>82132208 (OP)
DAP Charles, ignore everyone else.

>>82132208 (OP)
I would want to be friends with Charls and Erick they seem really chill and imo they are the most talented actors and most interesting people in that pic. Erick hard carried World Peace 2 and Charls's work on the Bombstrap youtube channel is incredible

cloner nation wwa

>>82133911
Can someone give me a quick rundown on what happened with Johnny Neptune

y'all excited?

>>82132208 (OP)
The one in the red hat might have a really sexy body, my answer depends on that for all of them besides the middle one, the middle one isn't getting access to passionate homosexual "baby-making-but-not-really" from me

>>82133969
Idk, I haven't seen that namefag in forever. I assume he OD'd

>>82132208 (OP)
I gather up my twigs and make a nest real quick

>>82132938
>*incomprehensible tranny screeching*
Take it easy, man.

>>82134227
cool projection faggot keep sucking your daddy sam's jew dick

Ninjas tone my angus

>>82132208 (OP)
Trotsky still alive in 2025. Tankies btfo

>>82134321
But it's covered in uh *checks the thread* Botson Ross turd from his 15yro child bride! That would be stinky and gross. I cannot and shall not.

>>82133911
>>82133969
so that IS the same jet

I only recently started listening to Sam and the gang and was impressed at the quality of serious discourse they sometimes have. The first Sam Hyde show on Elon, Vivek and the H1B controversy was a masterpiece.

The ted talk from many years ago was also amazing, but overall I don't get their humor most of the time. I'm not into standup comedy that much, so it might be that, but I fail to see what makes Nick funny. Dude has a ton of useful knowledge on flipping cars and houses, but every time he tries being funny he just shouts the same unfunny shit louder

>>82132208 (OP)
Fuck off back stabbing jew, you and your goy victims I admonish you!
BEGONE!

All clowns except Charls who is a real G

>>82135635
Nick is the funniest of the whole lot. You're crazy.

>>82132208 (OP)
Ask Sam to make a gorilla nest

>>82136067
That's a low bar to jump over but I honestly haven't heard anything funny from him ever.

>>82132208 (OP)
>these men approach you, how do you react
I tell them "Let me tell you about the jews."

Glad to see most people here are tired of his shit

>>82132208 (OP)
>Left most
Literally who?
>2nd from Left
Literally who?
>Middle
Raped a child
>2nd from Right
Jerks to tranny porn but generally seems chill
>Right most
Former namefag on this board, so colossal loser.

If these people approached me, I would probably take a few moments to ponder what went wrong in my life to put me in the same room as these losers. Nick seems chill though.

>>82132208 (OP)
Walk away, they smell like shit

I can't believe the "edgy types" on the internet laud a guy that looks so much like the stereotypical jew that ordered the holodomor

>>82137447
Its the other end of the horseshoe, him and his friends behave like the niggers and jews they complain about.

>>82137485
>Its the other end of the horseshoe, him and his friends behave like the niggers and jews they complain about.
yeah its the controlled opposition

>>82137447
he was so cute 10+ years ago before he hit the wall what the fuck is he thinking about, making himself look as ugly as possible, does he think it makes him look more manly? it just screams performative and the only reason he gets pussy is cause he fucks female fans

>>82137509
>the only reason he gets pussy is cause he fucks female fans
thats why guys want to become famous, to fuck girls

>>82137608
Did he fuck this one?

I do not like Sam Hyde because I have absolutely no idea what he believes and what is just a troll or irony. I know he is a comedian, but the guy does not seem honest or sincere.

turn 360 and walk away
not joining your weird cult of guys who have daddy issues.

>>82132208 (OP)
Invite Nick around for a beer.
Tell Sam and his wiggers to fuck off.
Tell Charles to take his meds.

>>82132208 (OP)
On the 1 hand he's a stereotypical degenerate Jew but on the other he has been making the left seethe as of late more than usual so he is doing something right. As others have said, his graphic design is GOAT and the MDE.tv website is actually kinda charming with all the old school Internet quirks it has.

>>82138480
Pretty much this.