Thread 82133711

>be me 23
>have to piss like crazy
>roommates laugh at me for dropping pants to ankles at urinal
>wtf.jpg
>thought everyone peed like that
>apparently normal guys just unzip
>thought that was just a movie gag so actors wouldn't show their ass
>realize I've been bare ass in every public bathroom my whole life
>mfw I'm the local "that guy"

>>82133711 (OP)
I just piss sitting down in the stall. I dont want to be around other people when I am pissing. I hate makiing a mess by peeing standing up so I sit down. People are like "omg but what if the pee goes between the seam in the toilet and the seam and sprays all over your legs from inside the toilet" well I have adjusted my sitting posture such that that doesnt happen so thats an irrelevant concern to me. Peeing standing up is infinitely riskier for me than sitting down.

>>82133711 (OP)
top kek, thanks for making me laugh today
>>82133751
I do this but only in a private bathroom. I prefer this so I can have a break during work where I can sit down and look at my phone for a few minutes. Doesn't work though when I even have half of a boner. My pp ends up hitting the toilet bowl and it is not very pleasant.

weve come fuII circIe