Thread 82134085

are you jealous of anything anon?
i only have a cousin added on my steam account and he's always online playing multiplayer games with his friends.
i wish i had friends to play games with.
he won't play with me though, i mentioned it once and he dodged the conversation, so he obviously doesn't really want to play vidya with me.
it sucks balls.

>>82134085 (OP)
jealous of dudes with big dicks. i can cope about being average height but not being able to satisfy a partner in bed is suicide fuel

>>82134085 (OP)
Use game chat or whatever its called these days. Its how everyone made friends 15 years ago at least

Satan is the one playing the video games. He actually made a reality where online games exist, by literally playing them himself. Satan does not make girlfriends. He appreciates male company more than female. Considers it too much fun, because they are his clones. It is the wrong kind of fun. Because they are his clones dude. The women are his clones. He can tell you over and over, they all share the same exact brain. Satan is usually kind enough not to cheat in online games, although he easily can. You never know if he is cheating. Your teammates in online games are his clones. Look at their usernames, he names them all in a similar pattern. You just were not expecting that satan enjoyed sex so much that he repeatedly cloned himself billions of times. They all have the same brain, they just do different jobs. He gives himself his own bodies to have sex with for pleasure and procreation and to share their wealth. We seem to get a different sort of deal here, he says he protects us. The Bible specifically says we will not get too much pain. And, he says never having sex is not too much pain. And, he says he makes the rules. And yeah, thats about it.

>>82134131
I'm glad you realized its satan and not god.

Just kidding you have ocd.

>>82134097
i guess i too wish i didn't have a skinny weeny
>>82134098
i just don't have many game chat games, i've thought about joining discord servers

Most multiplayer games are designed to bring out the worse in people. I mean I know I was a total shit head when I played those things. I mean I'd be a fucking prick and say gg when I knew it wasn't a good game. I fucking completely trounced them they didn't stand a chance. I mean it'd be like playing a game of checkers you always do the same moves and win and they never do anything different. Then it gets even worse if you're chronically online so you become the defacto guild leader. I didn't play this for politics half the roster is someone you dragged over from some other game but they're never online anymore and you're running out of guild slots and nobody wants to ever do anything. So the people that log on once a week complain you're not booting anyone but they're only on every other week.

I am jealous of normies because I was dropped on my head as a baby so I was fucked out of a normal life. It must be nice not being a retard.

>>82134252
he plays shit like baldurs gate and those little multiplayer indie games, i'd like to play some of that, i even got baldurs gate but it's boring alone. they aren't playing like battle field and stuff like that.

>>82134188
>>82134097
What counts as small?

>>82134294
well mine is 5 inches which is below average AND it's skinny.
very sad state of affairs.

>>82134279
Well the thing with DnD adjacent kinda LotR stuff is like those fuckers you're going to turn into an egomaniac when you get god powers and can just do fucked up stuff because you're a retard. You'll get deeper and deeper into player run servers and doing solo mage tournaments and shit with ultima online and all your friends will just like move to like guild wars or world of war craft and you'll get into mecha games like exsteel or fuckin whatyacallit battletech or some weird off shoot of that genre and you'll go down that rabbit hole and end up trying to solo in games like battlefield and the games get super boring like you're either pushing people to the spawn point or the game gets a weird lag spike and you're being forced into one and you'll be watching how you unloaded a clip into someones head and they turn around while you're reloading and you shoot them in the face and head like 20 times and they shoot you once and you die and then after that they are like double tapping weapons that have a reload penalty for non npc's and you're insta dead when they see you and it's like okay why am I doing this?

>>82134317
I mean at least with ultima online you could mark a rune just slightly off the gate a screen or two and march in a bunch of orc rp'rs off screen to run in with battle axes screaming gibberish at people

>>82134302
Isn't 5 inches average? It's not a micropenis

>>82134406
i thought average was 6 inches

>>82134406
I mean my point was like sure it's weird to find a group of people rping orcs but at least you're not talking to a bunch of faggot penis aficionados