what would you do in this situation surrounded by femanons?

only situation anons would be in is driving an uber

>>82134506 (OP)
Awful aesthetic. I'd be happy being forever alone if that's what all women looked like.

>>82134506 (OP)
I'd be fine desu I don't get nervous around women

>>82134506 (OP)
I'm closest to the radio so I'm going to look for a pop song I like.
>>82134520
Brother, I don't think you gotta worry about that.

>>82134506 (OP)
Do any women want to lick my asshole? I cleaned it up, theres no poo left in it.

nothing cause I know they won't be interested in me anyways, and idc cause I hate women, the most i'd do is try to drown out and ignore their foidness by putting on headphones or something

Probably freak the fuck out even though I'm sigma af. If ur an r9k tier virgin then attractive women will cause your brain to become retarded no matter how much you try to rationalise and appeal to reason.
I remember like 10 years ago i got my hair cut by this insanely hot chick my age and my head was melting into a goop and i felt really silly and kinda happy lol
Now I'm nearing 30 and pretty dead inside and kind of weirdly confident most of the time but...

>>82134506 (OP)
>situation
>>82134514
>driving

>>82134506 (OP)
Probably ask them if they want to go to Wendy's and chill at my pool.

>>82134506 (OP)
I would ask each of them starting from left if I could inhale their farts

>>82134766
>Wendy's
>>82134766
>chill

I would ask them if they knew any girls that were my type because they arent.
Looks like the fucking short bus lmao

>>82134575
That's the feeling of your brain and body radically rewiring themselves in real time. An hour in such a state is equal to a week or more of unimpeded happiness, like finally taking that vacation and forgetting about the troubles of life. An hour in that state can set your physiology in a direction that theoretically runs indefinitely, but most likely in the conditions of an average man's life around a month.
The endpoint of this rewiring, if you had the access to it for extended periods, would make you not necessarily a Chad, but a man who is in sync with the female sex and is in the "in" group.
The early stages of that process render you completely stupified and unable to properly interface with the manhood your body is attempting to reach. If you're negatively reinforced upon your stupification, your embarrassment acts as a counteragent and will attempt to crush your rewiring. Especially when the result of the girl's negativity is that she will refuse to supply you with any more of the necessary stimulant.
This creates a very backwards mental reward structure where you feel the need to suppress your own process of becoming a sexually compatible man around women in order to procure more opportunity/consent to develop it.

>>82134534
I just goed poo. Got lots of the stuff. Missed your chance baby. Unless youre up to wipe it first you will be eating transmuted pizza and beef. Does any woman here want to wipe my bum clean for me? Im a good guy, I just got a lot of poo in my bum and not much interest in cleaning it up by myself. I will allow you to clean my bum from all the poo stuck to the cheeks of my asshole, in the groove near where my sphincter lies. You dont have to lick, but I suggest you do because it gets way cleaner that way.

>>82134515
What if this was their aesthetic?

>>82135213
That's better, I have to admit.

>>82134506 (OP)
Cry of fear

the one on the right is the best i will no settle for anything less

>>82134506 (OP)
get a really hard boner

>>82135485
HAHAHAHAHA gave me a good chuckle dude. Projectile gargled my drink out all over myself tho from loling too fast tho fuck you.

>>82135485
They're 16 anon.

>>82134506 (OP)
>what would you do in this situation surrounded by femanons?
As a 'grey man', I'd just be ignored anyway.

>>82134506 (OP)
I would answer all of their questions honestly and feel nothing as each of them kills herself at the sheer horror that is my life.

>>82135510
What situation would have to happen for me to find myself in a position of driving around a buncha 16yo goth girls in my van?

>>82134506 (OP)
American girls should adapt Japanese fashion styles

>>82134506 (OP)
Its simply really

>>82134506 (OP)
get a panic attack

Grab their pussies while maintaining eye contact.

>>82134506 (OP)
when I was in that situation in HS I just stayed in my lane and help when needed because I was both aware and comfortable with the fact I wasn't them.

>>82134506 (OP)
How does this work. Like do I get into a pooled uber with them? Am I instantly teleported?

>>82134506 (OP)
Put on the spice girls and see how many of us know the words

>>82134506 (OP)
Fart as hard as I can without shiting pants