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Anonymous No.82134775 >>82134801 >>82135001 >>82135291 >>82135328 >>82135480 >>82136087
Should I ask my coworker if he wants to jump my bones?
Be me
> 26 goth tranny
>Work with a young coworker guy approaching 21
>We talk pretty openly about stuff like his admitting to be a simp for imaginary characters, a furry, him rating me a 9/10, his worry about never getting kissed by a girl.
>Pretty open myself with drama today about a friend who slept with her coworker to gauge how he reacts
>He expects me to leave because I am over certified and just abandon him despite promising I will be in contact and happy to hang out and stuff
I think he is pretty cool anons even if not traditionally attractive I think I like this nerd. Makes me sad to see him struggle with his dreams. Would is be weird to offer to take his virginity after he turns 21? Feel like that would cross a boundary, asking because he follows similar trends like the nsfw game ban stuff, and whatever that fucked up gossip app that got hacked was as you all do. I genuinely admire him and wanna help him blossom anons.

Should I offer him to go drinking with me?

Please help anons.
Anonymous No.82134799 >>82135016
Imagine the post nut clarity after he nuts in a mans asshole lmao
Anonymous No.82134801
>>82134775 (OP)
I would feel an uncontrollable rage and beat you with pride as I get fired. And I would brag about it. "some tranny tried to hit on me, so i beat that freak. I don't care if I do get fired. You ain't getting away with that shit. He's lucky I didn't kill him. Which I should have. This is war. These faggots are getting to crazy."
Anonymous No.82134821 >>82134987
If he wanted to fuck you you would know. Because you're a tranny you CAN be fired for sexual harrassment. Chill out.
Anonymous No.82134987 >>82135031
>>82134821
Kk anon, my issue is my ass is autistic and sucks at reading signals. Had a bunch of guys reach out years later and ask me why I never responded to 'hints'. That is why I asked, thanks your answer helps. I guess I will leave that to him as it is on men to make the first move as this has affirmed.
Anonymous No.82135001 >>82135528
>>82134775 (OP)
You wouldn't be taking his virginity because you don't have a vagina, faggot.
Kill yourself. Only a real biological cis woman can take his virginity. The most you can be is a fleshlight and help him get a nut off
Anonymous No.82135016
>>82134799
I don't think he would care being bisexual and all that as he does like 'femboys' or some shit and I am pretty far from that as I started out coping with that but gave it up for e 6 years ago.
Anonymous No.82135031 >>82135354
>>82134987
Don't listen to these idiots OP, let him desperately thrust inside your bussy. Also post gock please
Anonymous No.82135291
>>82134775 (OP)
>his worry about never getting kissed by a girl
Even if you do kiss, he's still never kissed a girl
Anonymous No.82135328
>>82134775 (OP)
the things id give to be in his shoes
Anonymous No.82135354 >>82135389
>>82135031
Sorry anon, not sure I want my pale self on the interwebs especially something so NSFW. As for him might offer him out for a drink and tell him I like him and see where it goes from there. It isn't like I haven't talked about how I almost did onlyfans when I was younger and dumber and the underlying drives I had at the time, and he said he thought I would be good at it. I guess it is just one of those situations where you are so greatful to a coworker that you wanna offer them some sloppy toppy, but you also wanna make sure they feel comfortable and not push boundaries. Still we talk about aome pretty risque stuff from political to personal. Also seen some of his more NSFW drawings
Anonymous No.82135389 >>82135454
>>82135354
>pale dickgirl
Nice. I think he absolutely would love to fuck you but also feels kinda mean to do it with no desire for anything longer term with him or because you just want to do him a solid for being a good coworker or whatever. But also you should top the little dork
Anonymous No.82135454 >>82135500
>>82135389
Oh no I am totally down to fwb this guy if he wants. I wanna big spoon him, eat za, and watch anime with him all while I run my fingers through his hair until he gets bored, then he can just grab me by my hair and smudge my make up. This isn't a pity one time thing, I genuinely like him as a person a lot and I kind of admire him. I wish I vould give him confidence. We don't get as many hours working together anymore . . . and we both agree we miss hanging out. He invited me to new years last time and it made me feel like I belonged.
Anonymous No.82135480
>>82134775 (OP)
No, don't go for inexperienced guys.
Anonymous No.82135500 >>82135556
>>82135454
Cute I need a trans gf. Why just fwb though?
Anonymous No.82135528 >>82136073
>>82135001
That is . . . fine? I genuinely just wanna make this guy happy in whatever way I can. He has helped me a few times deal with the occasional weirder older gentleman trying to buy me a meal. I admire him and we have filled in for each other more times than I can count to save one anothers bacon. He brought me some skittles last week when he needed a mental health day and I have brought us both fast food as thanks and stayed after off the clock just to hang out. I genuinely really just want him to feel good about himself and get past his self doubts.
Anonymous No.82135556 >>82135590
>>82135500
Well I have relationships, granted completely asexual ones with other femmes, but I know he is more monogomy oriented with dating. Feels like you have to be poly to survive in this economy.
Anonymous No.82135590 >>82135641
>>82135556
Is it really poly if they are asexual relationships? Isn't that basically just having friends?
Anonymous No.82135641 >>82135723
>>82135590
I mean we kiss and cuddle but desu femmes just don't do it for me but getting your boob cupped when you sleep is comforting. Truthfully if I could afford it I would live alone and style my whole apartment around a gothic dark little lair to call come. When my lease expires I feel I am getting out of here ASAP.
Anonymous No.82135723
>>82135641
Take the little dork with you and be his trans mommy gf or else
Anonymous No.82136073
>>82135528
I was being an asshole. You're a "woman" and have feelings for him so you want to nurture him and look out for him but you can't do that for him if he doesn't want that for himself. You're not responsible for his own situation. You want to help, you want to fuck, but is pitying someone really as helpful as you think it is? Or could it be a bit condescending? Would it be doing more harm than good? Are you worried that you're coming on too strong because you're older and thus taking advantage of him? Or that there'll be a conflict of interest at work?
Plenty of people will tell you to not date coworkers or dip your pen in company ink. It is up to you though. If you want to fuck him, then do that without the salvation angle and justification for why you want to fuck him. Unless he is a retard incapable of consent or really naive and boyish, he knows whether he wants to sleep with someone or not. 21 is old enough to know if you want to fuck someone, see them naked, and do sex things with or to them
Anonymous No.82136087
>>82134775 (OP)
Suck his dick when the opportunity arises. Low commitment for the man, high reward. See where it goes from there.