Thread 82135521

What does sex smell like? It looks stinky.

>>82135521 (OP)
what the fuck did you people do to me, I want to be horny and fap but I just feel anger and disgust

>>82135521 (OP)
Its one of the worst smells you will naturally ever come across unless you are working in a very smelly job. It smells like a rotting pile of rats that have been in the sun, swarmed with flies that have laid all their eggs in the corpse.

>>82135531
I think you and the women you fuck need to just wash their ass and pits a little better anon

It literally smells like nothing if you are both clean.

>>82135568
>>82135563
Ahahahahahahaha you are in for a surprise little pups. So to be perfectly clear, rotting eggs smell more fresh. You would rather go into the mens washroom at Walmart after an obese mental patient has farted all over the stalls and left it there for his victim to clean up. So I hope you know, I have more fun cleaning up roadkill when I take my dirtbike out to go 4x4ing.

>>82135657
Honest question, do you ever get bored of baiting on here?

It smells like pee if you're doing it right.

>>82135521 (OP)
It shouldn't smell like anything if they have just showered and are hygienic. At most there should be only the slightest musk of pheromones

>>82135568
>>82136123
Basically this. 'Nothing' is a little generous since in most cases you'll work up a sweat so it'll smell like you both had a light workout.
If your diets aren't shit and you're both a healthy weight, you won't notice it unless one of you happens to be thoroughly unshowered.

>>82135531
I love anti-sex propaganda posts

>>82135657
>You would rather go into the mens washroom at Walmart after an obese mental patient has farted all over the stalls and left it there for his victim to clean up
fucking lol

>>82136166
>>82136123
Doesn't semen stink? Or is that just me. Is this a diet thing?

>>82136481
It smells like bleach