Thread 82135984

ARE YOU A FUCKING 30+ YEAR OLD LOSER?

>>82135984 (OP)
worse than bob vylan. straight vilest shit in history

I live in an rv if that answers your question.

Almost. Only thing I got going for me is a decent job and make decent money. Anxiety from work is killing me though

>>82135984 (OP)
christ, don't follow me into my own home.

Yes, OP! I am!

>ARE YOU A FUCKING 30+ YEAR OLD LOSER?
Of course, FFS.

>>82135984 (OP)
Why else would I be in this shithole board?

>>82135984 (OP)
5 and a half years to go

>>82135984 (OP)
hell yea motherfucker I am

>>82135984 (OP)
Someone here once asked me if getting a terminal disease would materially change my life and I can honestly say it would be a relief knowing I don't have to live much longer.

>>82135984 (OP)
>30+ YEAR OLD LOSER?
yea
why?

>>82135984 (OP)
I'm 18
I'm a girl
I'm having sex 1-3 times a week
I'm in uni
I have a loving boyfriend

I am far from being a loser

>>82135984 (OP)
yes and i love legal lolis

>>82135984 (OP)
I'm a 24 year old loser

>>82135984 (OP)
I'm an 18 year old millionaire with a harem

>>82136992
compared to another foid, you are bottom of the barrel.
work on yourself

>>82137000
metoo2

>>82135984 (OP)
>>82136041
I love them bros
They were the last thing I gooned to before I quit

>>82135984 (OP)
no, I'm no loser

>>82135984 (OP)
>ARE YOU A FUCKING 30+ YEAR OLD LOSER?
Lol. Ya

I am the biggest loser ever

>>82136992
>she's already got him down to 3x a week
Will you even be at your own wedding or are you just going to get the divorce papers drawn up to get your money as quickly as possible?

>>82135984 (OP)
28 so getting up there.

36, actually. I don't know what a girl's lips feel like, what pussy smells like, or what it's like be attractive to someone. Your life is 90 percent genetically determined.

Yeah, it's kind of underrated. No one expects anything of you and you get to fly under the radar and do what you want.

I wish I had a 30+ year old shut-in loser friend...
we could watch anime together or talk about videogames or fap to cute anime girls together...

>>82139668
And live together (imagine the savings!) and cook together.

Yes ive been held prisoner inside a cell for around 15 years. They let me have a phone, because the internet is a type of psychological abuse machine. The Bible also spoke of being held in a prison cell for no reason. The prophecy has been foretold for thousands of years. I will be released at once and get a gf.

If you are contented and at peace with yourself, then you are not a loser. That is the only prerequisite. I have met so many that the shallow minded population of this board would call losers who have attained this state, and I respect them far more than those that align with the popular conception of a winner. I am a loser, but I'm working on it.

I turned 30 this year and feel like a failure -_-

>>82139788
You cant be a failure because your destiny was predecided by god. Many are sent to die for gods world. Hes actually just some random ass alien who can talk lol. Like just some random mother fucker who somehow got to have tons of power and authority. I dont know if that hurts more or less.

>>82139811
I blame myself for my own failure.

actually i'm a fucking 40+ year old loser

>>82135984 (OP)
Almost, I'm a 29 year old loser.

>>82139720
sounds waaayy too comfy, no way it would last long...

>>82139825
God has a big spreadsheet open where he manages earths resources like hes playing StarCraft. He uses telepathy to control the humans. Humans deeply struggle at noticing the telepathy. He uses magnetic forces on the head when you disagree with his commands. It all happens in a very confusing way, he also talks to you by actually controlling your thoughts. To make you believe you had created the thought. The English you hear in your mind is being decided by god. And, he seems to use all this basically to make a world using like actors almost. It looks fake as fuck if youre totally keyed up and zoned in bruh u need to notice this shit bruh. Cmon bruh how havent you noticed the telepathic alien crushing your skull.

>>82139845
Yeah eventually you would get a gf and abandon me because you're actually not a loser you just a late bloomer and I'd be twice as lonely as before. You'd send me an invitation to the wedding after a time too, I'm sure. I would cry! Ahhh nonny why would you do this!

>>82135984 (OP)
Later this year I will be.

>>82139928
yup, I'm actually just pretending to be a loser, sorry anon!
my third girlfriend (the black one) is currently sucking my dick as I type this, sorry for the late reply! I was busy fucking my fourth girlfriend (the asian one)
I'm getting married (again) next week, you're free to come!
...or don't! not like anyone will miss you!

>>82140027
I'm crashing a wedding and telling the guests all your nasty habits and playing a video of you humping your dakimakura, your reputation will be destroyed, you will have no choice but to come back to me.

Im a 30 year old man fretting over if a 24 year old woman likes me back. Yes Im a fucking loser.

>>82135984 (OP)
Socially, yes. Job/money-wise, no.

>>82135984 (OP)
Yes. i'm wizardcel.

>>82135984 (OP)
yes, but whats really heartbreaking is i wasnt in college. for a very brief couple of years i was the center of a decent friend group and was regularly having sex, now its been over a year and a half since i touched a woman and thats only because an ex is still willing to fuck me from time to time.

>>82140182
humping a daki sounds fun...
would we share one? would we cum over it? what about cleaning it?
(nonny's probably gone by now...)

>>82140244
I was told we are all monsters. This can't be right...

>>82140775
Well, I guess if we both humped opposite sides of the daki, it wouldn't be gay. It would just be, uh, more efficient. Right. As for cleaning, we would just toss it in the washing machine, you weirdo. In the bed we would share, again, to save money. Like normal flatmates do.

>>82135984 (OP)
35 here, by some metrics yes, but I finally hit gold in LoL two days ago so who cares

Yes but I'm not fucking. I wish I had got PTP

>>82141221
Don't worry, Ive been reacting to this in the most autistic way possible.

Ive been asking Grok to help analyze our interactions and give me advice.

>>82141270
sharing the bed? sharing the daki? what's next? sharing an ona?
anon claims it's not gay but it's hard to believe him...

I'm 30 and I been a neet without neetbux ever since I finished school, I did tried to getting a job but I keep getting ghosted in countless interviews again and again, it's not my fault and there is nothing I can do, at the very least I'm resting as much as I can

>>82141523
I makes sense economically...
>sharing an ona?
It's just being money savvy! If we just buy one and share it we can save on the onahole budget AND the lube budget. It's called being wise with money. Nothing gay about it. Why won't you understand?!

>>82141594
>lube
hmm? do we even need lube? I can think of a way of saving even more money...
but I don't know if I should share my master plan here in public...

>>82141523
Sharing an ona is a bad idea. I keep accidentally ripping them

>>82141645
If your "master plan" is using each other's cum as lube then it's not really a master plan, it's just common sense! That's what you were referring to, right? A cost-cutting measure, not something actually gay... Right, anon?

>>82135984 (OP)
>/trash/fags are taking our humble 30+ threads from us now too
sigh hum...

>>82141691
r-right! you hit the jackpot! that was my plan!
...now there's another plan I have... to save even more money... but I think I've said enough... wanna move this to somewhere more private...?

>>82141706
This is why we need to be less inclusive.

People can be gay, but why do they need to turn casual conversation into a pride parade

>>82141480
Why can't girls think this is endearing instead of going to get raped by Chad?

>>82141737
Private?? Uh, anon, financial advice is okay to share in public ya know... I don't have a discord if that's what you were hinting at! It's a shame... We could have saved so much money! We could have DINK'd our way to the stars!

>>82141706
>>82141759
Fair enough, but honestly if this very tiny amount of heteroflexibility on the anime website makes you uncomfortable, are you even a loser? Perhaps there should be two separate threads, one for actual losers and one for self adjusted, proper, only kinda sorta failure to launch, merely a bit failed-but-still-in-the-race normies such as yourself :3

>>82142021
>I don't have a discord if that's what you were hinting at!
oh... that's a shame... I was about to post my tag too...
>this very tiny amount of heteroflexibility
oh? "heteroflexibility"?
speak for yourself anon! here I am thinking of cumming all over your cock before making out with you! though maybe it's not "fully" gay if I say these things while posting anime girls... is it?

>>82135984 (OP)
Yeah? I'm also a virgin porn addicted NEET that pumps his cock to 2d girls until the white stuff comes out. Did you want something?

>>82142088
Don't take it personally nonny, I... deleted my previous accounts long ago because I'm the type to catch feelings which leads to complicated situations.
>here I am thinking of cumming all over your cock before making out with you!
It's safe if you're thinking of an anime girl while doing it.
>maybe it's not "fully" gay if I say these things while posting anime girls... is it?
It's merely a bit heteroflexible and clearly not gay at all if I move the onahole back and forth on your cock while you're looking at anime GIRLS.

>>82135984 (OP)
No I'm a 29yo loser. I'll see you guys next year

>>82142149
all robots are like this

>>82142280
that's understandable anon... I tend to be pretty clingy as well... it does more harm than it should, I should've deleted my account a while ago...
>It's safe if you're thinking of an anime girl while doing it.
oh! good! cause I'm thinking of you as one!
>It's merely a bit heteroflexible and clearly not gay at all if I move the onahole back and forth on your cock while you're looking at anime GIRLS.
right! looking at anime GIRLS!
...moaning, whimpering, sweating and leaking... looking at anime girls of course!

ANONS, I DON'T WANNA BE A NEET ANYMORE, IT'S TOO BORING, BUT I CAN'T GET A JOB EITHER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO WITH MY LIFE

>>82141959
I dont tell girls this, I just need something to interpret possible signals because charisma was my dump stat.

Im like 90% sure this woman likes me now thanks to the help of the clankers

>>82142457
But she's Chad Only. Did you ask the clanker if she's Chad Only?

>>82142335
I can't comment on whether you should delete your account or not but I believe that what happens there is unhealthy, worse than porn probably since it's two degenerate losers' imagination working in tandem, so it's limitless. If you find someone with matching fetishes it might do more damage to your brain than the most hardcore porn I think. Also for a time I hoped to find a loser at my level so we could be losers together forever but people move on. You're left with fried dopamine receptors and feeling even more lonely in the end. Ah, I'm just rambling now. It's pointless to worry since we'll all be dead in the end. Might even happen soon given the state of the world.
>oh! good! cause I'm thinking of you as one!
Sweet! That'll have to do for now~
>moaning, whimpering, sweating and leaking... looking at anime girls of course!
Exactly. And when you're done you can place that onahole filled to the brim with your warm cum onto my cock and return the favor! The one who came the fastest gets to clean it. I mean has to clean it, ew, haha. Unless?

>>82135984 (OP)
No, I don't fuck :(

>>82142593
>Also for a time I hoped to find a loser at my level so we could be losers together forever but people move on
oh? what do you mean anon? how much of a loser are you?
I had found someone at my level with my same fetishes but he disappeared... I've sent him so many messages since the last time we talked... I keep logging in hoping for him to come back even though it's been months already...
I know how you feel, it sucks, but hey, like you said, we'll all die soon, so there's nothing wrong with having a little fun and taking risks before that happens... who knows, maybe we'll become close friends?
well, I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I?

>>82142648
Well it depends, according to this board I probably qualify as a normie since I own my home and my car and have had sex but I'm an ugly manlet with very low income and no job prospects who will definitely 350% die alone. Some of my best memories were with erp partners years ago and one of them in particular I watched a lot of anime with. In a way my best memories were online. My best orgasms were with lewdposting buddies. Doesn't that make me a loser? Well, and I also touch myself to anime girls daily obviously.
>I had found someone at my level with my same fetishes but he disappeared...
Yeah, see, that's how it goes. They go live their real life and you're left face down in the digital dust, with a broken heart and cummy hands.
>I know how you feel, it sucks, but hey, like you said, we'll all die soon, so there's nothing wrong with having a little fun and taking risks before that happens...
Yeah! Famous last words but yeah. As you age there's less and less you can look forward to so what's the point. I'm not even worried about retirement or anything.
>who knows, maybe we'll become close friends?
I don't know if current me could be a good friend, anon. I don't have the emotional resources left to let someone come close and then abandon me. If I get left behind or disappoint someone close one more time I think it'll really be sudoku time.

>>82142591
I didn't think to ask that.

My penis says no tho

>>82142919
well, I'm a handholdless and kissless virgin... but I don't think you're a normie anon... did you have sex with a girl? or with a guy?
>If I get left behind or disappoint someone close one more time I think it'll really be sudoku time.
j-jeez anon... now you're scaring me... I could tell you about myself, but you might end up hating me...

>>82135984 (OP)
on the way
Turning 29 in less than two months and I'm working a pretty average job, living in moms basement trying to save some money and maybe get my own small ass house before the real estate market completely outpaces me
haven't had sex in like 5 years haven't kissed a girl since then haven't been on more than 3 dates with the same girl in all that time either

>>82143059
>did you have sex with a girl? or with a guy?
One girl and one guy who eventually came out as trans. So I guess that would be two girls, depending on how you look at it.
>I could tell you about myself, but you might end up hating me...
Oh don't be such a tease, you were talking about cumming on my cock a few posts back!

>>82143168
oh... so you had sex...
TWICE?!?!?! nonny's a REAL sex-haver huh...
>Oh don't be such a tease, you were talking about cumming on my cock a few posts back!
w-well I don't really have the same problems as you... I'm 1.83 and I'm from an upper-middle class, I have a few properties to my name, so I technically could just be a leech and live off of that, but I won't
despite all of that, I'm still a huge autist and can't get laid.

>>82143344
OH MY GOD nonny's a rich Chad-bodied mentalcel... I don't hate you for it though... but I'm compelled to ask you to try your best and not waste your winning hand. For those of us who were dealt shitty cards and can't win the game. See, depending on what flavor of loser you are, you're not really wasting life by indulging in escapism but you, you have potential. You're not a loser. You can make it. What's stopping you from getting laid? True 'tism? I've had sex a bit more than two times ya know... If managed to do it, you can do it too. Then I can still show up at your wedding and show people screenshots of our entire convo here, all in good fun lmao

>>82143466
I have true, diagnosed 'tism, the kind where I struggle to talk and to interact with other people... it's pretty embarrassing, but lately it's been better, since now I can talk freely with my cousins (anything outside of my family though and I shut myself off and completely while doing weird tics and looking at my phone)
> Then I can still show up at your wedding and show people screenshots of our entire convo here
c-cute...

>>82135984 (OP)
I think that I am at this very moment, but I'm learning about myself more. I'm using what I know about myself to work shit out.

Never give up.

Im a complete social and romantic failure. My personal and professional life is fine.

>>82136992
>I'm having sex 1-3 times a week
I can see why men go gay when women refuse to put out

>>82135984 (OP)

I'm a 31 year old loser, yeah.

What do you want from me?

>>82143585
Ouch. Mmh yeah that's a tough one! But if you say you're improving then that's good. I have no clue how to troubleshoot the big 'tism, sorry.
>anything outside of my family though and I shut myself off
What about voice chat? Have you tried?

I'm falling alseep nonny, sorry if I stop replying suddenly. It's almost 1am here!

>>82143779
>What about voice chat? Have you tried?
I do have a friend with whom I voice chat with, and while it does help, it's still pretty hard, but oh well, who cares about that!

>I'm falling alseep nonny, sorry if I stop replying suddenly. It's almost 1am here!
nonny please don't leave me!!! I really really like you!!! you can write my tag on a paper or on your notes... I know you don't have an account but in case you do end up making one someday? maybe you could add me! and we could talk about random stuff together... I really like videogames, do you as well?

>>82143826
Man this is even more desperate than your typical /dff/ anon.

Kinda? I am improooving but i'm 30 and just work a shitty liquor store job with no college degree. I have no trouble with women though because i'm 6'2 and pretty built.

>>82143867
How much did you improooooove today? Are you improooooooving now?

>>82143867
Dang Im 5'6". I wish I sold booze and had some of that height.

>>82143826
Yah you should keep up the voice chat routine, it's probably good for you. Ahh anon sure I can keep your tag somewhere but I make no promises! I play some vidya yeah but not much these days. And nothing super mainstream or current I guess.

>>82143841
What's /dff/? Some sort of /trash/ thread? I only know /dfwb/ and /dft/.

>>82143980
Discord friend finder on /trash/. It's a dead general that sorta turned into /dfb/ I suppose. But it's filled with the sort of people that want more than throwaway fap partners and that anon reminds me of those sorts. The desperation is so thick it has a smell.

>>82143841
I know... I'm sorry, I'm desperate for anyone... I have a few problems...
>>82143980
w-well, my tag is homuhom
you're free to add me, or save it and add me some other time, I'm not going anywhere...

>>82144048
>I have a few problems...
Don't we all anon? It's okay... just don't go getting yourself into funny situations where you get too attached and get treated badly by that person okay? Pat pat.

>>82144003
I see. Well I mean I understand the desperation, I'm that way too. I just kinda made my peace with the fact that it's just impossible to find anything of substance in there, between anons who are way too young, prison gays who aren't desperate enough to go fully gay, people just moving on with their lives. It's not that different irl either though. Nobody seems interested in sticking with a lover or a friend for life. Nobody wants to make concessions. Even normies turn to AI for love these days so that should tell you that thick and smelly desperation isn't strictly a terminally online loser debuff, hah.

>>82144048
Noted! I'll save it for now and go to bed because I'm falling asleep on my keyboard, see you around, nonny.

>>82144089
Rude as heck, I would never treat anon badly.

>>82144089
I spoke with anon for 7 hours... he wouldn't do that... I trust him!
>>82144118
have a good sleep nonnynon!

>>82143883
I went to the gym and picked up my guitar again, it was a lot of fun
>>82143907
It's pretty easy to get a job in booze, I believe in you anon

>>82144815
Its too late to get a job in booze. I have employees who I have to keep paying money or they get mad.

>>82144830
Good work anon, you sound like a successful guy

>>82144938
No Im 5'7" and on r9k.

>>82135984 (OP)
No, I am a 29 year old loser

>>82135984 (OP)
Im 33 but Im a retard not a loser.

NO DUMBASS
IM AN INCEL 30+ YEAR OLD LOSER
WHY WOULD I BE FUCKING ANYONE
IDIOT

>>82145120
pffft
manlet
im 6'5" and on r9k
get on my level. oh wait u cant. short! LOL!

>>82145695
Man I'm 6'4" and I thought I was tall time to rope
Shortcels, it's so fucking over

>>82136992
>no kids yet
You and your boyfriend are both losers

>>82145695
I suppose I could get a step ladder or something.

>>82135984 (OP)
I'm 31, have a good job, no gf, fat.

>>82135984 (OP)
>>82135984 (OP)
Because of men unfortunately. and tongue my shitty man anus clean Christ!

>>82145703
6'4shortanon here as well. I think I say for all of us that us manlets must stick together. I once knew a guy who was 6'8 and it was traumatizing.......

i almost had sex. i got really, really close. like, put the tip onto the slit close, did that many times repeatedly sorta close. i did literally everything a sex haver does as far as a relationship goes outside of the actual, sex part.

why doesnt it fucking count

>>82135984 (OP)
i hope i dont make it to 30

>>82148218
same.

34 year old here. somebody forgot to murder me a while ago ive been writing upset sounding letters, nobodies gotten back

>>82135984 (OP)

Humans are CRUEL. sometimes don't think could compete with their cruelty.

>>82136016
Not cruel on Earth you will be ate by really much everything.

why so much cunny in this thread about losers...

>>82138631
what?
>>82143699
what are you even on about? tell me dawg

>>82148446
being a loser and a cunnyphile goes hand in hand

>>82148538
but cunnyphiles aren't losers! they're cute and sexy...

>>82135984 (OP)
yes I'm about to turn 36 soon but I've suddenly been having seizures and shitting out blood lately so hopefully it's some health problem that puts me out of my misery

>>82148154
How did you not finish the job, on multiple occasions?

>>82148566
they're disgusting old men, leaving a trail of slime wherever they go, their stench traveling across time and space throughout the universe, corrupting all that it touches

>>82148470
>pretends to not understand that 3 times a week is absolutely anemic

>>82148685
vaginamus. im just putting it out there. she didnt say this or claim this. i figured it out. thats apparently what it was. now, if i told you there was a genetic problem, or disease, or issue, and it was just...vagina...mus. would you believe it

>>82148693
We only see each other about 3 times a week dumbass

>>82148693
>if you dont have sex atleast 3 times a week thats a medical issue
i am a golden god, it seems. ive refrained from sex for like, more then 2 months at this point. some would say 20osh years, but haha, that would make me the physical embodiment of the killdozer or something at this point, lmao, right. that shit isnt real

>>82148768
So you don't even want to see him more often?

>>82148768
>only goes one round each visit when you're still only 18

>>82148753
Isn't that just a fake disease they invented to get out of having sex, like >>82148768 probably does?

YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE STOP

>>82148812
We are too busy
>>82148817
Who said anything about one round Im counting each visit as one

>>82148879
Doing what? You're college students. Who cares?

>>82136992
>I'm a girl
you're not competing, you're not even playing the game.

>>82139668
Hi I could be your loser friend. How old are you?

>>82148947
studying pretty much, when I say "we are too busy" I mean to visit more often, we aren't that busy in the grand scheme of things
>>82149093
why are you saying this?

>>82136992
>on 4chan
>posting on r9k
think again