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Anonymous No.82136887 >>82136926 >>82138162 >>82138382 >>82138464 >>82138469 >>82138548 >>82138582 >>82138634 >>82138948 >>82139402 >>82139419 >>82139583 >>82139618 >>82139795 >>82139860 >>82140013
Pathetic things you do
I kiss and hug my pillow while pretending it's the girl I'm obsessed with
Anonymous No.82136926
>>82136887 (OP)
I don't have anyone I'm obsessed with but I do hump my pillow in the morning because it feels good
An0nymous No.82138162
>>82136887 (OP)
>I kiss and hug my pillow while pretending it's the girl I'm obsessed with
KEK
Anonymous No.82138382 >>82138549
>>82136887 (OP)
I piss and cum into bottles. It is practical, but most people would find it pathetic I think
Anonymous No.82138464 >>82138534
>>82136887 (OP)
Why are you obsessed with her?
Anything in particular?
Anonymous No.82138469
>>82136887 (OP)
I don't have a oneitis so I put on ASMR and do the same thing.
Anonymous No.82138534 >>82138580 >>82140013
>>82138464
We share similar interests and she's intelligent and incredibly sexy.
Anonymous No.82138548 >>82140013
>>82136887 (OP)
I don't kiss, but I do the same thing anon. Really depressing to admit, but it's the only thing that gets me through the day.
Anonymous No.82138549 >>82138643
>>82138382
I've had piss bottles before. Not cum though, having to aim my jizz into a bottle would ruin the moment.
Anonymous No.82138565 >>82138595
put my hands around my ball sack and asshole then smell it
Anonymous No.82138580 >>82140013
>>82138534
Just ask god to ruin her for you. Hes the one who took her virginity anyways. He can also speak through her mouth, because she is his clone. Hes even listening to your thoughts. He doesnt really do face to face stuff, he likes showing off. Just try to be observant and trust me, god is not planning on giving up on a cute girls bumhole just for some random fag. Thats probably the point of this entire reality is so god can keep plapping cute girls. He even is the girl, although im assuming he prefers to plap instead of being plapped. Sexual submission kinda makes you feel like a bitch doesnt it? Trust me brother it will all be over soon enough. You will lose all your memories of this place and return to your sleep.
Anonymous No.82138582
>>82136887 (OP)
Be in a relationship where I am pussy whipped and she wears the pants, and despite being pussy whipped I only get sex like two or three times a month.
And when we do have sex I get to dominate her hard, but if I tried to be dominant outside the bedroom she would cry and tell me I need therapy
Anonymous No.82138595
>>82138565
Yes, this was delivered unto me in a state of hypnagogic illusions past fortnight brother.
twelve No.82138634
>>82136887 (OP) OP

Looking at this thread, I realize how many people are just as lonely.
Anonymous No.82138643
>>82138549
The feeling of accomplishment after filling up an entire bottle makes up for that, though nowadays I just cum in a tissue and stick the tissue into the bottle.
Anonymous No.82138671
sometimes i go to cam sites and have older women watch me cum while they perform for me.
probably the closest to sex i'll get for the rest of my life
Anonymous No.82138948
>>82136887 (OP)
I used to save every single picture posted on social media of girls I knew and liked. Then I started saving pics of their friends, and even their friends' friends. At one point I had dozens of folders, one for each girl, some with hundreds and hundreds of pictures. After a a few years of this I decided this was not healthy and deleted everything. Meanwhile their accounts turned private or were deleted, my accounts were blocked, and their pics are forever lost, as if they had never been. Humanity will never know them. All that remains are memories of cumming to them.
Anonymous No.82139402
>>82136887 (OP)
I have paid for sex
I live with my parents
Anonymous No.82139414
>slowly hump and rub my cock against my bed like a desperate horny animal and make out with it passionately while I imagine a sexy woman laying beneath me
Anonymous No.82139419
>>82136887 (OP)
I make weird fantasies where i get hugged and told thats someone will stay with me forever. I keep those with me at all times
Anonymous No.82139583
>>82136887 (OP)
Had gay sex so I could feel human contact.
Anonymous No.82139618
>>82136887 (OP)
>Pathetic things you do
I keep on existing.
Anonymous No.82139795
>>82136887 (OP)
I wake up every morning telling myself "im gonna give women a chance and stop being misogynistic" but everyday some woman fucks it up. Ive seriously given up man. Im tired
Anonymous No.82139860
>>82136887 (OP)
I've hugged and cuddled my pillow and plushies imagining they are a girl I don't kiss them though
Anonymous No.82140013
>>82136887 (OP)
>>82138534
>>82138548
I do that too I'm going to marry my oneitis one day and sex her

>>82138580
I am God in adoption by the Holy Spirit