FUCK I SPILLED A CUP OF VOKDA
FUCK ITS SUNDAY
FUCK I CANT Get ALCOHOL UNTIL TOMORROW
FUCKB
MY LIFE
FUCK FUCKNFUCU FUCK

>>82137075 (OP)
No one sells alcohol on Sunday where you live?

>>82137088
no i dont think so?
original

>>82137117
>Norwegian
Deserved
>using ChatGPT
Die

>>82137147
NordicLivesMatter

>>82137147
theres nothing wrong with being Norwegian
theres nothing wrong with using chatgpt

>>82137147
you sir, deserve an epic upvote

>>82137117
I'm a burger in my state they'll sell at any time and day. Is it possible to go to a bar and buy a bottle?

>>82137117
>state stores with exclusive rights to sell stronger alcohol
Socialism, not even once.

>>82137189
uhh fuck no?
they will probavly kick me out since i smell of alcohol?
idk?
i never tried it but i never heard of it either
apparently alcoholics drink mouthwash or something here on sundays

>>82137208
What about cough syrup?

>>82137227
uhh
can i buy that anywhere
ill buy it fuck whete do i get it

>>82137231
You'll probably want to do some research on what ingredient(s) get you drunk so you know what cough syrup to buy but here in the US any convenience store/gas station like 711 would have bottles, any big name store like walmart would, any pharmacy or store with pharmacy like cvs or again walmart.
I knew a guy irl who would drink it because for whatever reason he couldn't drink alcohol. He'd chug a bottle of nyquil or something then open a second bottle and drink like half of that one and be zooted.

>>82137350
>>82137231
longer term project but if you're this desperate learn home distilling
$2 of sugar and a week fermenting gets you a bottle of booze
it'll fucking suck unless you know what you're doing but it'll get you plastered just fine
takes enough time that you may as well buy booze instead

>>82137075 (OP)
the hell where do you live? i could walk down the street right now and buy a bottle of smirnoff.

>>82137165
fellow digibro fan spotted in 2025 is like finding another german speaker in 1946 argentina

>>82137849
Not even zubrowka..

>>82137075 (OP)
>no emergency alcohol.
Who tf buys one bottle, you've brought this all upon yourself.

their love of alcohol is all they have

>>82137865
yeha well we arr on 4xhan wetrr yhr whell rrlse woudl uou ginf a digi faggot
i wish i wsd home alone so i could vocaroo indteaf of typing im too drunk to type
uhhh
digibro? beuh, why sm u dtill waghci gjidnSHITTY videos itd 2025

>>82137350
>>82137794
wtf sre u even saying that they to me bro
>>82137849
guh i kinda posted ot already
>>82138127
mhm

>>82138214
>wtf sre u even saying that they to me bro
???

>>82138345
sorry im a bit drunk
should i order dinner
idk
i wish i had more alcohol