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Anonymous No.82137804 [Report] >>82137834 >>82137893 >>82137905 >>82137915 >>82137966 >>82138030 >>82138227 >>82138579 >>82138603 >>82138721 >>82138862 >>82139391
I think I got a bitch pregnant
Just got back from fucking this chick at an Asian massage parlour. I think I may have gotten her pregnant, I don't know. But I'm in panic mode.

But we had this connection that I cannot explain. I went there just for a handjob. But she was hot, we're both around the same age. She told me she is 24. I'm 29. I was really attracted to her. She was really attracted to me. So I decided to pay for full sex. I never usually do this, but she was too hot to pass up.

She was really giddy when I came in. She kept touching my face and calling me handsome.

When we started fucking, she kissed me with full tongue. First time this has ever happened to me at an Asian massage parlour. She even gave me a hicky on my neck, which I'm desperately trying to hide. I know I'm probably a huge improvement on the old farts that usually go there.

But when we were fucking, I had a condom at first. She was really enjoying it. Then she was moaning "I want baby. I want baby." I thought she was doing some kinda roleplay shit or something at first.

Then she said to me "Condom off." You want condom off?" I was super fucking horny and not thinking straight, and I went "yeah babe." I took my dick out of her, she pulled the condom off and guided my cock back inside her. We then began fucking like animals.

The whole way through she kept saying "I want baby. I want baby." I was honestly so horny and went with it. I then busted a massive load inside her.

Afterwards, I had post nut clarity, and thought what the fuck did I just do? Maybe I just got her pregnant. What the actual fuck. I don't want a kid.

As I was getting my clothes back on, she was then whispering to me "I make baby with you" while make a gesture to her stomach that there's a baby inside. I laughed nervously and just felt full of regret. She seemed happy. I just feel like a retard.
Anonymous No.82137834 [Report] >>82137859 >>82137903
>>82137804 (OP)
She want baby thats all, she sees your seed as a trophy
Anonymous No.82137859 [Report] >>82137964
>>82137834
>5 Generations, getting blacker and blacker
Anonymous No.82137893 [Report] >>82137929
>>82137804 (OP)
Hey. Maybe try to see if she'd be willing to quit her job and become your housewife. If you can support a two or three person household, assuming that kid REALLY is happening, you can try one of those modern-ish relationships where you take on a reformed sex worker. Of course, chances are she isn't reformed... but if she's THAT attracted to you, and you can gatekeep her well enough, maybe.

Of course I never would, because why in the hell would I associate with a sex worker in such a way anyhow? They lost their privilege to a happy relationship in my eyes going into sex work, but hey. We each have our own opinions.
Anonymous No.82137903 [Report]
>>82137834 Maybe. But I don't want to be the kind of guy who has illegitimate children running around.

The worst thing about is that I'm actually married. Only been married a year, and I've gone and done this. I have a fucking hickie I have to hide from my wife for who knows how long. I've fucked up badly. The sex felt amazing with that Asian chick, but Jesus Christ, I done fucked up.
Anonymous No.82137905 [Report]
>>82137804 (OP)
Today's improv storytelling award goes tooooo..... Ranjeet. Step right up and claim your prize.
Anonymous No.82137915 [Report] >>82137941 >>82137948
>>82137804 (OP)
How the hell did you get with a 24 year old at asian massage parlour?
Only ones I've seen are already pretty past primie
Anonymous No.82137929 [Report] >>82137959 >>82137973 >>82137986
>>82137893 I can't. I'm married. I shouldn't have gone to that AMP. I fucked up badly by going. I only went to get a handjob. Thought getting a handjob is basically harmless. But now I've probably impregnated some random Chinese chick. If my wife finds out, my life is done.
Anonymous No.82137941 [Report] >>82138483
>>82137915
>How the hell did you get with a 24 year old at asian massage parlour?
>Only ones I've seen are already pretty past primie
you must go to the shitty ones, the good ones have overseas uni students while the older one is the manager.
Anonymous No.82137948 [Report] >>82138069 >>82138483
>>82137915 I'm from Australia. Sometimes AMP's have university aged chicks. There's lots of Chinese uni students in Australia. Many of them end up working in Asian massage parlours.

But when you go, you either get like 50 year old women, or you get like university aged chicks. Don't know how it is for you guys in the states though. You probably just get the old ladies.
Anonymous No.82137959 [Report] >>82137978
>>82137929
yes im sure the asian girl will call your wife now
Anonymous No.82137964 [Report]
>>82137859
Lmao at the grandmas face
Anonymous No.82137966 [Report]
>>82137804 (OP)
>She told me she is 24. I'm 29
Ew, PDF file. When you were 18 she was 13.
What the fuck is wrong with men?
Anonymous No.82137973 [Report] >>82138021
>>82137929
why are you smashing prozzies as a married man?
is your wife just not letting you have any? if that then sure but otherwise you're a bastard
Anonymous No.82137978 [Report] >>82137997
>>82137959 Well, she doesn't even know my name. So I'm hoping I'm the clear. But who the fuck knows. She might find out who I am somehow. If that happens, I'm toast.
Anonymous No.82137986 [Report]
>>82137929
The consequences of your actions. There's four things worse than sex work in my eyes. Pedophilia, murderers, zoophiles, and cheaters. Looks like you're even lower on the totem pole than that girl you were with, my guy.
Anonymous No.82137997 [Report] >>82138047
>>82137978
>Well, she doesn't even know my name. So I'm hoping I'm the clear. But who the fuck knows. She might find out who I am somehow. If that happens, I'm toast.
from what you said she can barely speak english. I've talked to guys who went overseas and got some random village girl pregnant and they are fine because having a half white child is seen as a boon for them.
Anonymous No.82138021 [Report] >>82138066 >>82138385
>>82137973 Wife is in Melbourne visiting her family for the next 3 weeks. I'm in Perth which is on the other side of Australia. I got bored and horny being home alone. I have a really high sex drive, which is fine when wifey is here. But she's away for a few weeks, and I thought I'd just get a quick handjob to satisfy my urges.
Anonymous No.82138030 [Report] >>82138058
>>82137804 (OP)
Yeah well just go get yourself tested, anon.
Anonymous No.82138047 [Report]
>>82137997 Yeah maybe. But knowing that I might have a kid somewhere out there one day doesn't sit well with me. I wanted the first chick I impregnate to be my wife. Oh well, mistakes happen I guess. But I still feel really shitty about it.
Anonymous No.82138058 [Report]
>>82138030 I will. That's another thing I have to worry about now. I should have kept the fucking condom on. What the hell was I thinking?
Anonymous No.82138066 [Report] >>82138094
>>82138021
damn thats rough...you definitely shouldn't cheat on your wife though you're a terrible person for that.
good luck hopefully this doesnt ruin your life or anything
Anonymous No.82138069 [Report] >>82138106
>>82137948
we dont get many chinese, mostly viets and thai, but theres plenty of younger ones
the chinks are all up in bc, the leafs probably have a similar situation there
Anonymous No.82138094 [Report]
>>82138066 Yeah I'm kinda retarded, I'm not gonna lie. Hopefully I can just move past this without anything terrible happening. I guess time will tell.
Anonymous No.82138106 [Report] >>82138196 >>82138529
>>82138069 Prolly. But don't you yanks get Latina massage parlours there? I've never been to America, but surely you must get a lot of Colombians, Mexicans and what not at the massage parlours there? Some of them aren't bad looking.
Anonymous No.82138196 [Report]
>>82138106
nah the "massage" culture is pretty uniformly asian
if latinas are hooking theyre probably doing it on the streets
Anonymous No.82138227 [Report]
>>82137804 (OP)
Congrats on becoming a father!
Anonymous No.82138265 [Report] >>82138961
>dont go back
>be happy youve spread your seed

dont see an issue really, just dont go back
Anonymous No.82138334 [Report]
>pump cute azn girl full of white seed no condom
>wtf bros I didnt want a kid
This isnt a hentai bro, actions have consequences, pimp
Anonymous No.82138385 [Report] >>82138894
>>82138021
>I thought I'd just get a quick handjob to satisfy my urges.
>full sex package
>with a fucking wife who hasn't even been out of town for a month
yeah you're fucked up OP, you kinda deserve what's to come.
Anonymous No.82138483 [Report]
>>82137941
>>82137948
Yeah, I'm in the states and not on the west coast, not in NYC, so ain't no young asians coming here. The ones who do are prizes just for existing, so no way they're going into cheap sex work.
Anonymous No.82138529 [Report]
>>82138106
USA is also a very big place. I hear people talking about Latinas, but we get very few of those where I live. Predominantly black here.
Anonymous No.82138579 [Report]
>>82137804 (OP)
Rookie mistake
Anonymous No.82138603 [Report] >>82138791
>>82137804 (OP)
>she kept saying "I want baby. I want baby."
This is fucking hilarious imagery
Anonymous No.82138721 [Report] >>82138798
>>82137804 (OP)
Just don't give her your info so she can't track you down anon this shioudln't be difficult.
Anonymous No.82138791 [Report]
>>82138603
Same I am trying so hard not to laugh my guts out
Anonymous No.82138798 [Report]
>>82138721 I haven't given her my info. But I'm still worried that she tracks me down somehow. It would be very difficult for her to do. But I'm sure nowadays it's not impossible.
Anonymous No.82138862 [Report] >>82138906
>>82137804 (OP)
Aren't whores on birth control
Anonymous No.82138894 [Report]
>>82138385 In my defence, I did expect that massage parlour I went to would just have old ladies, and thought I'd just get a handjob. Then some hot 20 something year old hot Asian chick with a nice set of tits and ass walks in, touching my face, staring into my eyes calling me handsome every 5 seconds, and is attracted to me like a fucking magnet, and yeah it was hard to resist. If you'd seen this chick, you'd find it hard to not want to fuck her. Any guy would be tempted to take her for a spin, especially when she's sticking her tongue down your throat. But yeah, I'm honestly a cunt for cheating on my wife. But damn, it's pretty hard to resist sex when it's offered to you so deliciously like that.
Anonymous No.82138906 [Report] >>82138947
>>82138862 Most of them are. But I don't this chick from a bar of blue soap. She might not be on birth control for all I know. She was very keen to have a baby. It has me thinking she's not on birth control, in which case I'm completely fucked.
Anonymous No.82138947 [Report] >>82138968
>>82138906
I think the bigger concern is the possibility of her giving you hiv idk if this is real maybe get that sorted out first
Anonymous No.82138961 [Report]
>>82138265 I'd be pretty proud of myself if I wasn't a married man. But I feel like shit because I just cheated on my wife by getting a random Asian chick pregnant. But whatever, I'm sure it'll be fine if she never finds out. Probably gonna have to live my life thinking about that half Asian kid I've got roaming around somewhere.
Anonymous No.82138968 [Report]
>>82138947 Yeah well, I'm honestly retarded for allowing her to pull the condom off. I should've just kept it on. None of this shit would have happened.
Anonymous No.82139391 [Report]
>>82137804 (OP)
Don't cum inside hookers that say "i want baby". That was all you bruh