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Anonymous No.82139531 >>82139547 >>82139590 >>82139608 >>82140273
Im so fucking sexy bros.

>very handsome face
>pretty eyes and long, dark natural lashes
>juicy full lips
>dark, angular eyebrows
>sharp jawline
>large cheekbones
>full head of thick voluminous hair
>naturally muscular, lean build with good posture
>clear, vibrant skin
>nice masculine cock
>pretty smile

Women love me. I have received so much female attention and sex over the span of my life with zero effort. Women are always extremely nice to me and many will do whatever I command of them. It is truly a super power.
orospu çocuğu No.82139547 >>82139561
>>82139531 (OP)
>many will do whatever I command of them
damn hopefully one day they bow down to me funny bait btw
Anonymous No.82139561 >>82139594
>>82139547
Its not bait, unless my lived experience angers you. Envy is a sin, anon.
Anonymous No.82139590 >>82139613
>>82139531 (OP)
I have a hard time believing you anon
orospu çocuğu No.82139594
>>82139561
oh that's cool then and nah it doesn't anger me you do you anon
Anonymous No.82139608 >>82139626
>>82139531 (OP)
how many kids do you know you have?
Anonymous No.82139613
>>82139590
How comes anon? Im still like a robot, or a cyborg I guess. I am pretty mentally ill and was not very well adjusted cause of my impoverished nigger-tier upbringing but I am better now
Anonymous No.82139626
>>82139608
Zero, I am pretty disciplined and mindful of my protection when having sex cause I want no kids
Anonymous No.82139631 >>82139646
Why do people keep coming here creating fake stories? If you want a proper critique of your fanfiction go on /lit/
Anonymous No.82139646
>>82139631
>nooo dont invade muh safe space where we are all ugly cause i find comfort in that noooo

Fuck off fag, this wasnt even an incel board back in the day
Anonymous No.82140273
>>82139531 (OP)
>It is truly a super power.
Not really. It's like receiving free candy every day. You'll eventually get tired of it and your teeth will rot.