Blackcel thread - /r9k/ (#82139628) [Archived: 19 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:42:23 PM No.82139628
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Ok so how are we gonna thugmaxx cuz I need some pussy asap. JBWcels stay the fuck out
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:43:07 PM No.82139638
>>82139628 (OP)
If you're black getting jacked has a huge benefit because women expect you to be muscular
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:44:55 PM No.82139653
>>82139638
im pretty comfortable at my current body type. i have good muscle definition and abs.
i'll probably get more toned because i fight.
it is pretty easy to get jacked as a black tho y'all should definitely do it just cuz
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:45:39 PM No.82139661
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>>82139638
Example. Mid looking guy with a good body.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:47:25 PM No.82139677
>>82139661
bruh niggas gotta stop doing ts.
that nigga is not mid thats a stereotypical tyrone dude
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:47:55 PM No.82139682
>>82139661
I have to change my entire personality wtf am I supposed to do. Plus im 300 lbs bro do I just reroll?
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:48:54 PM No.82139687
>>82139682
you can try running and walking bruh.
you'll lose weight fast as shit, swimming too(no racial i swear on everything i love)
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:50:33 PM No.82139699
>>82139628 (OP)
Im a black too. I smoke weed and kill millions of my opps, daily. I have a criminal record, 5 baby mamas, and no steady income. But its the crackers tryna keep a real nigga like myself down
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:55:50 PM No.82139747
>>82139687
Thats too fucking hard I need a girl ASAP will any girl take a 300 lb 5 inch 6'2 30 yo black male or is it over for me?
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:01:30 PM No.82139809
>>82139628 (OP)
Any experts here? If I were in somewhere like idk Thailand as a mid short black dude would I be more lucky, could I find a SEAn kween and meet the love of my life? I hear that some SEA women are actually pretty chill and they have cute accents too so idk bros, guess this is really just a fantasy of mine
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:02:44 PM No.82139818
>>82139809
SEA women are JBW only. WHat world are you living in buddy
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:07:25 PM No.82139853
>Willing to thugmax
>Not willing to hire a prostitute
>Same exact risks, one is easier and quicker
Why are you people so retarded
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:08:49 PM No.82139862
>>82139818
Nah, there's a fuck ton of SEAns with black residents especially Thai girls I'm seeing recently check it out on TikTok dude
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:11:48 PM No.82139893
>>82139862
Post a link bro
Replies: >>82140134
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:12:38 PM No.82139902
>>82139818
The one with Blasians being a thing. Outside of my precious broodrine Japs Koreans and Chinese in particular there are options.

If you want a white woman that isn't obese my sole advice is glasses and reading on the subway.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:21:26 PM No.82139962
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>>82139628 (OP)
Ask black Afro grill out

Girl is purposefully spelt wrong
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:23:20 PM No.82139970
>>82139962
So fucking hot but this girl is also JBW only
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:31:56 PM No.82140043
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>>82139970
Anon why do you immediately jump to fetishes.. just go on a college campus and get yourself a nice gf
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:35:11 PM No.82140075
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Just go to an anime convention. I've noticed that black anime watching hoes are the only girls I vibe with.
https://youtu.be/JuWtfIvoQGg?feature=shared&t=2589
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:42:38 PM No.82140134
>>82139893
Theres one account that posts a ton of black passport bro shit especially featuring girls from Thailand but cant post it now
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:43:44 PM No.82140142
Currently sharing an apartment with two blacks, and I must admit I am now a die hard racist. Sorry blackcels
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:44:58 PM No.82140159
>>82140142
Blacks are fucking awful, and even slavery was too kind to them.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:46:23 PM No.82140168
>>82140142
>>82140159
Why do people invade threads just to say stuff like this. Like, okay
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:57:15 PM No.82140249
>>82140159
>>82140142
>nothing of value being said, yet again
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:58:11 PM No.82140260
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>>82139628 (OP)
>thugmaxx
Go down a better path in life and actually do something
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:26:23 PM No.82140517
>>82139747
bruh it takes like 15 minutes for each so 45 minutes for 3 days a week?
Idk nigga go hunting for fat white bitches with low self esteem my boy i can't say much else
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:27:42 PM No.82140528
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>>82139628 (OP)
lotta bucks in this thread. Gayest group of people in the word
>i-i need p-pussy
nah you get TOPPED
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:28:40 PM No.82140537
cute buck
cute buck
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>>82140043
kek, he's got a twinkle in his step. YOU JUST KNOW
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:32:08 PM No.82140562
>>82139862
im trying to put a blasian baby in TWO different pinays stomachs take my word!!!!
If anyone knows a discord server where they lurk lmk for real
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:35:07 PM No.82140585
>>82140528
Go back to /int/ Aussie memeflag
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:42:56 PM No.82140661
OH NO NO NO BUCK BROS
OH NO NO NO BUCK BROS
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>>82140585
wishing you the best our brave little LGBT warrior :)
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:51:05 PM No.82140746
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>>82140661
>Left
Black adolescents suicides and adolescent suicides in general are so low that this is like posting an anecdote saying something like "amount of people dying from spontaneous road collapses increases"
>Right
This is r9k we're all incels here lmao and black tfr is highest when taking into account other countries
Anyways we can all safely ignore u now, your narrative is dumb and debunked.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:15:52 PM No.82140981
>>82139682
You can't be 300ibs complaining about not being able to get a girl anon. Is the ideal woman in your head obese? If not put the fork down you fat fuck and get on a treadmill
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:19:45 PM No.82141017
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>>82140537
He's just a guy happy with his gf anon.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:45:05 PM No.82141246
>>82140981
Im not getting on no treadmills
Give me your sister
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:46:59 PM No.82141261
>>82140981
That fat fuck will sit on you if you don't give him a woman. Just do what he says.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:47:09 PM No.82141265
>>82139628 (OP)
>thugmaxx
You need to be tall for that
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:55:35 PM No.82141342
>>82140134
Cause it doesn't exist lol
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:05:49 PM No.82141422
>>82141342
Stop dooming buddy.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:27:01 PM No.82142253
bump 21901
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:43:36 PM No.82142455
>>82140142
>Currently sharing an apartment with two blacks
Doesn't sound like you're much better. Are you brown?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:34:44 AM No.82143623
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Don't need to thugmax just find black anime circles, hit the gym, or post gym thirst traps on your dating profile. You have no idea how much you stand out being in shape as black dude in these nerd circles where an overwhelming majority are filled trucels.

As someone who lives in the hood currently I will say most thugs and pookies aren't getting women like that if anything they're the biggest jesters. Only the tryone and tyrone lite ones actually succeed.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:35:40 AM No.82143637
just me or are blk bois more zesty these days
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:42:30 AM No.82143726
>>82143623
post your body or larping no homo
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:43:49 AM No.82143738
>>82139628 (OP)
you don't need to thug max, just be nonchalant and turn down the goofy.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:12:12 AM No.82144058
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>>82143637
Don't worry, blackchads be roundhouse kicking every troon head into concrete.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:36:12 AM No.82144339
>>82140075
Took me a while to understand how cool the black anime girls really are. As long as you're not outright chopped they can be really nice to talk to.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:39:28 AM No.82144369
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>>82144339
>>82143623
How do I stop being chopped ? I would kill to have a weird black gf.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:40:27 AM No.82144375
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I am a short, skinny, DYEL black guy with comically large classes and the smash bros cut and I am going on a date with an asian girl fairly soon

You can probably do this too if you careermaxx
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:43:07 AM No.82144408
>>82144339
too late for me im a SEA girlmaxxer tho
>>82143623
bruh i don't even think getting in shape will help you unless your tall and have the face desu
>>82144375
bruh stop counting your eggs in a basket and complete the mission before you start humble bragging fuck nigga. wish you well tho
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:44:18 AM No.82144417
>>82144408
>wish you well tho
Thanks

Asian femchud lookalikes (on top of white hipsters) are the only people who I can get dates with for some reason
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:45:21 AM No.82144429
>>82144369
As cliche as it sounds just hit the gym and look up videos on grooming tips for black men. It's not a silver bullet but at least you'll feel better.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:48:47 AM No.82144476
>>82144429
nta but i did all that shit, im also a fighter so i've always been fit as fuck.
It didn't get me any bitches but i do feel great
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:52:32 AM No.82144511
>>82144417
Not my type bro sorry. Would smash but never date those
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:52:58 AM No.82144519
>>82144417
you're good nigga, if i had your power level i would haremmaxx so hard with that.
i dont get any fucking dates but for me personally its a humiliation ritual off the jump with the texting and courting. I feel better being an asexual ass nigga these days
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:58:08 AM No.82144569
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>>82144429
I feel like with the fashion shit it's always too much or not enough. I don't want to wear menswear all the time in my 20s, I have my whole life to dress like a professional boomer. And on the flipside when I wear streetwear there's always someone that wants to tell you about how it's "immature" and for teenagers(while my parents forced me to dress like spongebob in my teens lmao)
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:03:13 AM No.82144621
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>>82144569
my parents were the same way, my dad would buy fake jordans from wish and make me wear those fucking shits.
these days i just wear all black and cover my whole body.
you will never catch me dressed like a boomer unless im dressing like logan from evolution
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:16:45 AM No.82144748
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>>82139628 (OP)
I'm not even fully black and I have a dad bod, I'm just some dumbass burnout with no bitches that stacks no paper. Got a good job recently but it took fucking 10 years off of my lifespan. Fml I'll never get my body right and get a cute virgin gf.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:16:50 AM No.82144749
>>82139628 (OP)
>Know how to play basketball
>Know how to dance
>Know about random black culture
>DONT have a receding hairline, if you do get the surgery
>Use some slang but not too much.

I have the same issue I'm a whitewashed black man, it helped me a lot in terms of getting ahead academically, but my socially my life is terrible and I get no bitches.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:21:01 AM No.82144806
>>82144749
Do you think being whitewashed helps if you're considered light skin?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:29:00 AM No.82144875
>>82144806
Depends. If you're so whitewashed that people don't think you're black, it could help you "pass" for something else. Also depends on what community you're in.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:33:20 AM No.82144913
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>>82143623
>>82144369
Weird black gf with the same weird eccentric interests as me is my dream. Maybe I could also get her to watch 90s-2000s cartoons with me in bed if she's interested in that as well
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:42:58 AM No.82145018
>>82139638
its not a bennefit if its expected

being jacked as an asian or indian is an advantage
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:53:17 AM No.82145104
>>82144369
That's not a "weird black woman" that's an e-girl that cosplays as a weird black girl to get a white man.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:08:15 AM No.82145247
>>82139628 (OP)
These threads are almost always like majority non-blacks coming here to whine or project their issues on blacks. Like i don't care, seek medication and go away lol
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:34:54 AM No.82145481
>>82145247
There was only one closet gay posting his gay porn memes, it's a very chill thread.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:52:52 AM No.82145594
>>82139682
Stop eating first of all. Losing weight is lightwork. Do OMAD, walk a mile a day, eat healthy, shit like that yk
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:03:48 AM No.82145682
>>82145104
She's with a black man in the video.....
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:11:51 AM No.82145745
I have never had any bitches in the 26 years I've been on this Earth.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:16:00 AM No.82145768
>>82143623
what do you mean by in shape? A lot of black guys on social media are on steroids, so if you mean the average black fitness influencer physique, then that is not obtainable.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:23:11 AM No.82145832
>>82139628 (OP)
>Ok so how are we gonna thugmaxx
have you considered that thugmaxxing is just looksmaxxing done by a black guy? the advice is the same. go the gym, grow some facial hair, get some tattoos, adopt a bad boy fashion sense and treat women poorly. simple as. (note: Will not work if short lmao. If short, consider richmaxxing)
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:36:40 AM No.82145959
>>82145832
Short is defined as it always is in this context, right? Like under 6 feet?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:45:41 AM No.82146016
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I heard y'all are into snowbunnies
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:56:52 AM No.82146116
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>>82146016
I know yall smash snowbunnies, just can't prove it yet....
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:59:16 AM No.82146136
>you MUST be in peak physical athletic form, dress like a gq model, be darkskinned with locs and a beard, and tattoos, and an mma champ, and......
Not this shit again
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:01:40 AM No.82146156
>>82146116
Only Tyrones are doing that.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:08:31 AM No.82146207
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>>82146156
>Only Tyrones are doing that.
Uhh bro...
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:15:21 AM No.82146270
>>82146136
Drop the darkskinned part and that's /r9k/ advice in general.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:45:28 AM No.82146501
>>82146207
why do so many love going for fat ugly white women?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:47:47 AM No.82146517
>>82146501
probably the only women that will give them positive attention.
get in where you fit in.
Tyrones and Tyronelites are not also well liked by more attractive women because we are seen as animals and criminals unless you're lighter of course
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:02:32 AM No.82146651
>>82146207
>>82146501
Are her breasts at least big?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:49:16 AM No.82147007
>>82146501
internalized racism make them worship low tier women of other races