Thread 82140510

Was your first kiss anything to write home about?

Like, was it memorable, romantic, or disappointing?

>>82140510 (OP)
OP here, I absolutely loved my first kiss and it left me lyrical for the whole week.

>>82140510 (OP)
I wouldn't know.
I've been told I'm not "entitled" to it.

>>82140510 (OP)
>your first kiss
Hahhaa, well, about that...

>>82140510 (OP)
I remember it but it wasnt that good or anything. Later kissies were nice.

It was pretty magical ngl.

>>82140510 (OP)
It was very traumatic, because at time the it was great and I thought everything was fine, but the next day the girl said I forced her and stopped talking to me and everyone started treating me like a rapist(we were 14). Imagine having a great night kissing a girl only for it to do an 180 the next day. I remember the whole thing vividly. Good riddance though, she was a brown latina and I'm blue eyed white, it was her loss at the end, but it did hurt like a motherfucker at the time.

>>82140529
You mean like the setting wasn't that good or the practise could use some improvement?

I had an instant moment of "Wait, thats all this is? Why the hell was I so terrified about being bad at it?"

I thought it would be more intense I guess, but the reality was it was more about the fact that I wanted to be closer to her than the fact that it physically felt good.

>>82140510 (OP)
My first kiss was amazing. Hours of rough sloppy makeouts that forever set my standards

>>82140547
Possibly both, it was at a music event. Next time I kissed her I felt more chipper like somw other anons said itt.

>>82140510 (OP)
It was awkward but passionate. We ended up getting married 8 years later.

>>82140620
>It was awkward but passionate
Those are the better first kisses. Excellent work, Anon.

>>82140554
Satan made my first kiss with him somewhat interesting I guess. He pretended to be a woman, he named her imaloser basically because I didnt like her that much I guess. I guess I thought I deserved like the best pussy because I had a real soul. But yeah so satan pretended not to be reading my mind and orchestrated like this whole big scene to take my virginity with this girl, while also not being totally upfront that she was the devils clone. And she made me actually desire to have sex with her vagina, basically to trick me into choosing to do it. Because thats how he does his evil is by tempting us into doing it on our own. Although hes raped by asshole a couple million times by now, my eyes actually hurt to open after hes done ass raping me.

>>82140510 (OP)
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAGGOT TRANNYFAGGOT NIGGERFAGGOT
ANY AND ALL WHO HAVE HAD THEIR FIRST KISS NEED TO LEAVE THIS BOARD IMMEDIATELY

>>82140933
Do you kiss your mom with that mouth because I did

>>82140510 (OP)
My first kiss was at a movie theater with my girlfriend

Negro I quite literally have never felt the touch of a woman who was not related to me

>>82140933
Dude I have spent so much money on sex. Its not that hard to spend money on sex and nothing else. I actually eat off of tin foil. I dont buy plates or stuff dude. I dont even have a blanket buddy I throw a hoodie over myself when I sleep on the couch. I dont have a tv or anything I just lay down staring at the ceiling until I get more money for sex. Ive been doing this for like 10 years now I guess. Like my mind is in near constant disbelief that I indeed have to lay down and stare at the ceiling for several more months until I can have sex again. I just lay there dude staring up at the fucking ceiling. For months. Im not sure how I even got here dude I cant believe this is happening. To just have to lay down and stare because theres nothing worth doing. And the sex isnt even always good because satan possesses the girl often to ruin my orgasm by thrusting their hips down a moment before I ejaculate, to ruin the sensation. Or they keep forcing me to pull out every time I get close, then they say times up and kick my ass out of the place unless I have more money. Its pretty fucking violent in my house dude I cant believe I have to stare up at the ceiling again. This isnt happening.

>>82140933
>NORMALFAGGOT TRANNYFAGGOT NIGGERFAGGOT
Okay first off, rude. Secondly, pick one. You can't both be normal and a tranny. And thirdly I am 25 years old, still a virgin and never had a girlfriend before. So no, I'll remain as I see fit.

>>82140510 (OP)
a blonde german at least 10 years older than me bribed me with drinks to make out and dance with her
ironically i used to make anti-german threads on /int/ lmao

>>82140510 (OP)
>Was your first kiss anything to write home about?
It was absolutely remarkable how I felt nothing and it didn't feel good at all.

>>82140510 (OP)
Disappointing. I kissed an ugly black girl and I've had no attraction to her. Our teeth clashed sometimes and it was sloppy. I didn't even feel anything.

>>82140510 (OP)
It was during a summer camp "romance" and I used tongue like a retard.
So a bit traumatic but still nice.

>>82141236
>used tongue like a retard
doesheknow.tiff

does kissing my niece count?

>>82141262
She didn't. It was hers first as well.
That's why it was retarded.

>>82141273
its only retarded if it was a single short kiss. otherwise it's just beinf assertive

>>82140510 (OP)
I dont remember it desu. I was like two or three and had a neighbor girl who was four or five and she would come over and we would play and kiss a lot.

>>82141273
Apparently tongue kissing is default kissing, and probably the reason why kissing is pleasurable. I too thought a kiss was just pressing your lips against your partner's

I remember being surprised at how bad her mouth tasted.

It was really nice. I still think back to it a lot. I was in 3rd grade, and it was with my neighbor.

She was very drunk and a friend and I were making sure she got home alright
Once inside her house my friend went to take a piss and when we were alone she suddenly kissed me
I remember my eyes closing and it took me a second to register what was going on
It felt very nice

>>82141829
Forgot to add I was 22, 28 now

>>82140510 (OP)
The first one I remember is when I was sixish and I'm still obsessed with her.

>>82140510 (OP)
my first kiss was with a tomgirl that I cheated on with my long distance girlfriend

>>82140510 (OP)
I got my dick sucked and jerked off a guy the same night I had my first kiss. I guess it was romantic, but I feel like I should have enjoyed the entire process more. It just wasn't exciting, and now I'm used goods.

>>82140956
Same. Wayyyy too many fakecels in this thread.

can't escape normies

>>82140510 (OP)
My first kiss my have been my sister. If not that then my older cousin when he molested me. My first non weird kiss I think was playing spin the bottle in middleschool and it wasn't romantic

>>82140510 (OP)
Not really, it was mostly just a little embarrassing for me

>6 years ago
>Be me, 26
>Frustrated KHV
>Tons of online flirting and sexting but never actually had any romantic experience with girls IRL cause I'm an introvert with social anxiety
>Meet a girl on the chat app
>She's 21
>Average face, but 9/10 hot slender body
>Super chill, very open about sex
>We chat a lot
>She quickly jokes about liking short guys (she's actually serious)
>She's 171cm, I'm 167cm
>She's super into Dragon Ball, has tattoo of Master Roshi (among others) and tells me she's a simp for Vegeta
>We start flirting and sexting pretty quickly
>Eventually start flirting and masturbating over the phone
>After like a month or two, I invite her over because we actually live in the same city
>I was renting a small flat at the time
>I'm super nervous, buy wine, cut my finger opening it right before she arrives, like a retard
>She arrives
>We plan on watching a movie on my laptop
>She suggests the Dark Knight
>I start the movie and she instructs me to lie down on my couch
>We lie down together, me as a big spoon
>My heart is racing like crazy, she even comments on that with a smile
>We watch the movie, I start caressing her back and neck gently
>She starts kissing me and reaching into my pants
>Ohshititshappening.png
>I have no idea wtf to do
>I keep kissing her back and we undress quickly
>I go down on her and try pleasing her with my tongue, still no fucking idea what to do
>I then try to fug her but my dick can't get hard no matter what because I'm so stress
>It gets hard for a brief few seconds and I somehow manage to get her inside her bagina, which technically makes me an un-virgin
>It then gets completely soft again
>I lie down next to her and she keeps trying to make it hard again with her hand then with her mouth - all for nothing
>We then caress each other a bit in other ways, I finger her, she teaches me how to bite on her neck in a sensual way
>I'm nervous and sweaty AF all that time

>>82142769
(cont.)
>Eventually it's time for her to go back home (she told me she wouldn't be able to stay for the night beforehand)
>I call a taxi and drive her home
>We kiss goodbye
>I come back home
>I feel bad, dirty, terrible, like I'm about to puke
>I keep texting with her a bit the next day
>She liked our meeting and wants to meet again, but I quickly ghost her
>Start thinking I might be asexual or something
>A few weeks go by
>I meet her again on the same chatting app
>I apologize to her, explaining I was overwhelmed and that I think I wasn't ready for sex that fast
>She understands and holds no grudge, isn't mad at all, just sad because she thought its what I wanted
>We never speak again
>Fast-forward, I'm 32 today
>Never had a thing with other girl ever since

>>82140510 (OP)
we were both 14 and had never done it before; we literally counted down from three before locking lips. it was pretty adorable. I got sent to the psych ward that night

>>82142769
>>82142786
That's quite a story. No doubt it the days after must've been a confusing experience for you. Trying to make sense of both your emotions and what happened.
How do you feel now? With girls in general, I mean.

>>82142945
Omg did you accidentally bite her face off??

>>82142992
>accidentally
nah it had nothing to do with her, it was for unrelated reasons entirely my own fault

>>82143012
So did you have a good stay, there?

>>82140510 (OP)
I'll let you know when I have it.
t. wizard.

>>82143030
it was boring. my roommate was this kid with anger issues who always had disney channel on. one of the staff there was this cute korean girl though and at one point I swear she caught me masturbating

>>82142981
>How do you feel now? With girls in general, I mean.
I keep getting on an off dating apps and chats whenever I feel horny or lonely, I had other online "romances" but it doesn't look like I'll ever be able to actually love someone, whenever I get close to somebody I ghost them eventually. I've ghosted dozens or maybe hundreds of girls ever since I've started using the internet. Most of the time it was because 99% of them lived far away, and I don't really believe in LDRs (but also self consciousness issues etc.) The only difference were the few girls I've met on 4chan, THEY were the ones who ghosted me first, all of them, kek.

I start coming to terms with the idea that I'll probably die alone and being fine with that, after I've found peace in other areas of my life as well. Still, I can't silence my hormones and it results in me coming back to those online chats out of habit. Wish I could completely silence these instincts and be free completely, but it is what it is.

What the hell are all these normalfags doing here?

I'm 31 and haven't so much as held hands with a girl.

>>82143106
Don't worry, Im still a virgin.

>>82140510 (OP)
>KHHV isn't the biggest status on r9k anymore
Thanks, gen Z

>>82140510 (OP)
im gonna need help with that anon

>>82143106
>picrel
Kek.
>>82144037
What does your mother think about your love life?

>>82140510 (OP)
>absoulute manlet ugly subhuman loser winning irrealistic self insert
>getting two hot girls all over him due supernatural events getting them close
>massive domestic and overseas success
Is this the ultimate profitable formula anons?

>>82144136
No, it's just that it's released on shonen jump

>>82140510 (OP)
It was really uncoordinated and felt like someone dragging slugs over my lips. It wasn't very good.

>>82144177
damn that sounds kind of hot actually

in da strip club. 1 time record.

>>82144191
You're imagining passionately, sloppily making out, but it was more like fumbling "wtf am I doing, I can't get a handle on this".

>>82140510 (OP)
Mine was pretty good
>17
>girl at my school (also 17 at the time, we'll call her Alice) who in hindsight was really into me but I was too naive/retarded to realize it asked if I could hang out on Friday
>my friend group and hers had been hanging out a lot recently so I asked what she had in mind and if anyone else was invited
>said she was thinking just me, her and her best friend Erica but she didn't have anything specific in mind to do
>still completely clueless, say "uhhh well my parents are going to be out of town all weekend, I guess we can play Guitar Hero really loud" because I knew they both loved it
>she smiles and tells me they'll be over after dinner on Friday
>around 8 they come over
>Alice was very dolled up but don't pick up on why she went to all that effort to play GH, still stumbled into doing something right by telling her I liked her new clothes and her hair looked really pretty
>we play GH for awhile and they take out some vodka so we start drinking
>getting pretty tipsy
>Alice goes to the bathroom
>Erica tells me "Idk if you noticed yet but Alice has a huge crush on you and if you make a move she'll be all over you"
>felt like a lightbulb clicked on
>Alice comes back, I suggest we light a bonfire in the backyard
>she sits next to me on a big couch, Erica sits on the couch on the other side of the fire
>put my arm around Alice, she lights up and cuddles up to me
>we all get drunker and talk for awhile
>eventually Erica falls asleep
>I look Alice in the eyes, tell her she's beautiful and kiss her
>we start making out
>didn't feel weird or awkward at all, felt very natural
>she unzips me, takes my rock hard dick out and jerks me off while we keep making out
>after maybe a minute blow a huge load, then we both pass out with her on top of me
>wake up in the morning and make us all breakfast
>Erica gives us shit about how she only pretended to fall asleep so we could have privacy but she heard everything
>date Alice for about 8 months

My first kiss was so good it gave my a kissing fetish unironically. Shit gets me hard.

>>82140510 (OP)
It was hot, sweaty, and awkward. I was 15 or 16, I don't remember which. A close friend of men who was I think 18 by that point was watching a movie with me in a camper while her parents and mine were busy getting drunk and ornery. We eventually decided to go to sleep, and I forget how it transpired exactly, but we were whispering and my heart was beating out of my chest. I asked if I could kiss her, and all the passion I felt for her came out in that one kiss alone.
I Immediately felt guilty and like I had done something wrong, she assured me nothing was wrong, and we kissed again. We kissed a lot, we snuggled together, and then my stepmother burst in incredibly drunk and told me to come sleep at the where the rest of my family was sleeping and she accused us of having sex- which we did not have, and never had.

I am still desperately in love with that friend, even if our weird on-and-off relationship ended two and a half years ago at this point. I hate myself, and I hate that the memory of my first kiss is so vividly burned into my mind and so awful feeling.

>>82140510 (OP)
I was in a long distance relationship, and I had just gotten off the plane to see her for the first time in person. We started kissing in her apartment, and then that moved on to making out, and I was very into it. But I had so much nerves and adrenaline that it literally made me nauseous, and I had to tap out so I could bolt my ass to the bathroom and throw up (thankfully I made it all the way to her toilet, and didn't like spew right down her throat, or something...). I was mortified about it, and blamed it on airsickness, rather than admitting it was nerves.

Did end up losing my virginity later that night (after a thorough tooth-brushing/water gargling session, ofc). We were both like 19 or 20; I'd say I was a "late bloomer" but I never actually bloomed, that was the only girl I've ever kissed or boned, been a celibate schizoid weirdo ever since (33 now). Fate still decided to give me a freebie though, can't really complain.

I went from never kissing a girl to making out with 13 women in one night like the manwhore I always wanted to be. Freshman year college was the best

>>82140510 (OP)
It was really fuckin weird cause I was basically a toddler at the time, and the girl was also basically a toddler, but for some reason we knew about making out so it was full on tongue action, and we kept doing it through the years until we got split by our parents signing us up for different schools

i had my first kiss when i was 10 and i do remember the scenery and the girl very well but the kiss itself wasnt that memorable

>>82140510 (OP)
Never had one, but i did ask an escort explicitly that we practice making out and then when i got there she said she did not provide that service lol. I was so pissed about getting scammed that i could not cum even after an hour.

Does that still make me a virgin? i put my dick in a vagina but i neve ejaculated in one

It was nice. I was in middle school and we did it at the movies. Afterwards we would hide in a bush and make out every day after school lol

>>82144535
more of picrel

>>82140510 (OP)
It happened in the second grade, it was alright we didn't dare to do with tongue though

>>82143106
Most of these people don't state their age when telling these stories.

>>82140510 (OP)
It kind of sucked. I was wasted and the girl was a hoe. She was kind of fat and had tried to get with all of my chad friends before me. None of them wanted anything to do with her and eventually I did get a handjob from her which was neat and also the peak of my sexual experience. She did falsely accuse me of rape afterwards but it went nowhere. I don't really regret it since I already knew that I would probably die as an incel so what did I have to lose.

>>82140510 (OP)
It was pretty good, enjoyed it more than the first time having sex.
>Captcha JPG0D

>>82144136
Yes, but you also need to be a generational-talent manga artist for it to work because literally everyone else is doing it

>>82140510 (OP)
It was 'eh'. I was 16. With a mixed group of teens in the evening, we were drinking.
Snogged this girl at a gate outside my former school. Our tongues meeting felt nice.
It was rumoured that we might actually get together, I even got a phone call about it, but naturally it never happened.
A few months after, someone told her some bullshit and she was knocking my door all angry.
My next kiss was almost six years later, then I lost my V-tag to escort and had a bunch of paid fucks.
I've still never had unpaid pussy, not even old pussy, and I'm 39 next week. FML.

>>82140510 (OP)
I've never been kissed.

>>82140510 (OP)
I'm a lvl 29 KHHV.

>>82140510 (OP)
32 KHHV, you tell me.

>>82140510 (OP)
>Mfw never made it a point to make anything feel "special"
I had my first kiss in the club with a random girl, feels like I lead a very backward life

>>82140510 (OP)
With an escort, never kissed before didn't expect her to shove her tongue in but it felt amazing to this day I prefer kissing over actual penetration.

>>82140510 (OP)
She told me too much tongue

>>82140510 (OP)
It was with a friends 5/10 ex gf when i was in high-school and she was annoying. It was not romantic or sweet. It was a sloppy hook up that I was hardly even into. Didn't even fuck but I got the succ and I didn't nut

>>82140510 (OP)
first kiss was with my /b/tard girlfriend who had sewer breath and it was incredible

>>82146159
Ah a fellow smooching addict I see

>>82140510 (OP)
Kissing was everything I had hoped it was, my brain was in pure bliss every time I made out with the only woman who has let me kiss her.
That was over a decade ago now, I haven't kissed anyone since, she's also the only woman who let me fuck, I love eating pussy so much it's unreal and miss it almost as much as I miss kissing.

I'm 22 and I never had my first kiss.

>>82151708
22 isn't that old, the only reason people on 4chan spout the whole "it's so le over if you don't lose your virginity by age 20" is because a lot of the userbase here is in high school, if not literally then mentally

It was nice. Her head was in my lap, I asked if I could kiss her and she said yeah. I bent down and smooched her upside-down.

>>82151733
So what would you do if you were in my situation? Wait until something happens? I can't do that. The older I'll get the harder it will be to find a wife who's good enough to settle down with. I'm not in college, I don't have any social circles, nothing. All I do is work and go home.

>>82151807
>So what would you do if you were in my situation?
Depends on what you mean. If you're just talking about swiping your vcard, find an insecure emotionally dependent girl on social media, try to start an LDR, and if it works out, see if you can book a ticket to see her. If she really likes you, she'll pay for it. If it doesn't work out, repeat from step 1 until you find someone you do click with
It sounds like you want advice on how to get your life in order, though, in which case I have none, otherwise I'd be following it myself. Sorry.

>>82140510 (OP)
>first kiss
uhhhhhhh